#can you imagine the whiplash

[isopodsinmymailbox]

hello to all wallace fans around the globe👋👋 how we doin

bonus 5 minute originshipping doodle under the cut just for funsies

#pokemon #pokémon #originshipping #gym leader wallace #champion wallace #wallace pokemon #steven stone #so. how many of you had ur gay awakening because of this man #i can imagine the whiplash steven got upon first seeing wallace’s new fit tho #like ok if he wasnt boots down pussy up slaying before #(which he was) #he is now #ispodsart

[autism-swagger]

I love it when you think about the timeline of events and realize the main character has had a truly awful couple of days:

Day 1: Pam is murdered

Day 2: Jamie goes back to school THE NEXT DAY???? (And I feel like it had to have been around the next day. I don't think they'd wait for her to come back to school to talk about self defense and interview her)

Days 2-6: She gets sent to 1987 and is there for 5 days

And then she's back in 2023. That's only 6 days. Her mom was murdered literally less than a week ago.

#can you imagine the emotional whiplash???? #someone get this poor girl some grief counseling!!!! #although that would be difficult. seeing as the person she's grieving is like. still alive #or like. Five Hargreeves. my poor man was going THROUGH IT. like seasons 1-3 were only a couple of weeks for him #Jamie tag #horror tag #og fandom post tag #totally killer #jamie hughes

[mediumsizedpidegon]

enough of ichigo taking the soul king's place. thematically and power-wise, orihime replacing the corpse on the throne is far funnier and also twice as agonizing for everyone involved.

#bleach #ichigo kurosaki #inoue orihime #the soul king #can you imagine how out of left field it would be for everyone? sorry Yhwach but the seat's been reserved. the sheer whiplash. #also would set up an arc where the karakura gang has to figure out how to shatter fate. shatter the universe and still leave it surviving #so they don't have to sacrifice their friend's mobility and humanity to a throne. #it's about the fact that the world has been dying by inches for thousands of years. sustained by a desiccated corpse. #and now the world wants YOUR FRIEND. #my posts

[painless-innit-colourful]

the bit that gets me about when Punz revived Dream was that it was so, SO similar to the set-up of Nov 16th. as someone who was there and remembered how good that felt I absolutely felt the switch coming because tonally it was absolutely the same as Tubbo making his speech and everyone hanging out, taking the festival decorations down. making plans for the future. and then Punz lead them down into that staircase that suddenly turned into blackstone and I loved that detail too - blackstone, the block everyone associates with the final control room and the prison and Not Good Things, which they pointed out in the moment! it's like the s3 era fanservice stuff with Wilbur's skin and such: knowing the references we'd recognise. and then Tommy breaks a block and it's an exact mirror of this little moment on Nov 16th where Niki breaks part of the grandstand and finds it's packed with tnt. exactly the same. then they run for their lives

#so good!!! #i need to rewatch both of those streams this nov #it'd be really fun to do a full day by day rewatch but my god i would #wouldn't have an evening free. also the whiplash would be insane #pogtopia meeting -> the 4 finale streams -> pet war finale -> nov 16th -> rebuilding l'manberg -> ranboo joining + george's house goes -> #the exile conflict -> las nevadas s3 finale -> the jailbreak #CAN YOU IMAGINE #when was the egg finale was that nov as well or oct #i need to go check that #dream smp #crim speaks #punz #c!dream #tubbo #tommyinnit #niki nihachu

[rogueshadeaux]

GUYS

#death shroud #fallout 4 #Paladin Danse #my phone autocorrects Danse now it’s insane but ALSO #HE REMEMBERS!!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE WHIPLASH PRE-BB DANSE MUST BE FEELING #I do not care if this isn't canon like. the idea that danse had a glimpse into it all is. wwow. wowowowowow.

[discordiansamba]

actually an extremely funny bodyswap would be between Romelle and Keith. they have such opposite personalities.

#can you even imagine. perky and cheerful keith #it would give everyone whiplash

[bobzora]

finally beat the first kingdom in p5t the other day and it was truly flabbergasting the way marie fuckin. dissolved. and morgana was like well that shouldn't have caused a mental shutdown... but i don't know for sure! and then moved on. LIKE HUH. WHY ARE NONE OF THE THIEVES. ACKNOWLEDGING THIS. LMAO?

#bobtalk #p5tposting #p5t spoilers #i guess. for the first dungeon. lol #its like well if it was akc i'd understand but it's whiplash because over and over the thieves are normally like #well....this palace Looks bad. but we should scope out how things are in the real world before we take action! they're generally cautious #and they're stuck here so obviously that's not an option right. like they were going to fight marie eventually no matter what #but they're like *shrugs* about any potential real world consequences to girlie disappearing like that it's really...weird? #i mean. even with kamoshida they only went through with trying to steal his heart because they were desperate and willing to risk him dying #bc they didn't know for sure bc they were new to this but it was better than the alternative. etc. iirc at least. #i'm aware this is a silly spin off this is just. really funny to me? unusual? that the game is like. 'don't even worry about it <3' #like guys i think you might've just killed a woman <- i know she's going to be fine. because they wouldn't do that. but LMAO can u IMAGINE #(anyway barelyyy started the second kingdom (as in. we made it to the first battle and haven't started). are all the rulers just going to b #ppl toshiro has beef with personally. because that's really fucking funny if so. his whole GC hates his ass!)

[chirpsythismorning]

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How Can I Be Sure by The Young Rascals

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Will Won't Believe Mike Has Feelings For Him, Until Mike Unpacks EVERYTHING!

#byler #stranger things #bizarre love triangle playlist #will byers #will's pov #will in doubt still pining his heart out #i would expect nothing less #'how can i be sure. in a world that's constantly changing. how can i be sure. where i stand with you' #this entire song centers on this question which i think fits really well with what will's feelings about mike the night el left #bc mike has been giving so many mixed signals over the last 24 hrs #one minute he's ignoring will then he's suddenly upset bc will's ignoring him then he's lashing out at everyone then he's closed off #there's also this other layer of anxiety for will obviously that mike knows about his feelings #and i say this bc this is how the average fan interprets these scenes: ie 'will is gay and mike is awkward bc he knows how will feels' #and that's bc this could arguably be will's pov we're getting or at least his worst fears in these moments of confrontation #so will now having to grapple with the concept of mike also being hurt about will not reaching out... will: *scratches head* #if anything will thinks it's obvious mike knows how much he cares for him (as he has fears mike knows they go beyond care) #the whiplash this gay kid is experiencing rn i can't imagine #even despite maybe having hope in the past i do think will is under the assumption mike is straight as an arrow #and yet they're still best friends (or at least will hopes they are) #so where do they stand? #'whether or not we're together. together we'll see it much better. i love you. i love you forever. you know where i can be found.' #'how can i be sure? i'll be sure with you' #despite all this uncertainty. in the end will still wants to be there for mike and be a team #and how convenient will feels this way when mike feels the exact same? (in more ways than one....) #4x03 #gif

[stardustinthesky]

And all I could do was sit there, my jaw on the floor, looking at her.

#babylon 5 #john x delenn #john sheridan #delenn #m: babylon 5 #mine: edits #otp: we are star stuff #they were literally married at first glance #you cannot convince me otherwise #the peak romance of this moment tbh #also: #i find it funny how #he spends the early part of the episode talking to his sister #about how he misses anna #and lizzie telling him that he should move on #and then he meets delenn and basically runs to his sister 'SIS I JUST MET THIS WOMAN AND I AM IN LOVE' #can you imagine lizzie calling their parents on the way back to earth #like 'i just talked to johnny and you didn't hear it from me but i think he just found his 3rd wife' #that man fell in love so hard and so fast it gave me whiplash

[exsqueezememacaroni]

"Mike's relationship to sex, whatever it might actually be, is mostly the product of a geeky guy being catapulted right into the lion's den of rock music stardom, armed only with his good looks and awkward smile."

I understand your point, but I think this comes from before his fame in FNM, I believe he always had difficulty dealing with sex, if the rumors are true he lost his virginity "a bit late" (I don't think it's cool to judge each person's timing, but you understand), I believe it was when he was 19, and he himself said that it was because he finds sex a bit automatic and without much feeling, and I honestly don't think he was joking, I think he really thinks sex is a bit boring. I think that's it 😆 I always saw him as ace. but I believe that behind his thoughts regarding sex there must be deeper things that we don't know, because he is a mystery and never talks about his personal life, and 90% of what he says is banter, so we can't consider a lot of things he says... I don't think we'll ever know. Come here, Mike, tell us

I think we definitely agree - I suppose what I meant was that, without stardom, Mike would have just quietly and privately had a slightly awkward and maybe later blooming/later developing relationship to sex...like so many people do (I think??). For sure I think his younger self might not have seen the point to [vanilla] sex, maybe in a natural predilection for kink. And i guess that's where my gray-ace interpretation comes in...like...he's into it, but it's gotta be the right connection, the right person, similar "interests" if you get my drift....and those who qualify are few and far between. Otherwise, meh. But since he is in the public eye, it kind of gives him free range to be over the top sexual...in a strange way it can free him from being a vanilla hearthrob while also protecting(???) him from the normal groupie scene...like....chanting "fuck me" and asking if your mom wants to fuck you before singing about being raped in prison like...he might have thought....that'll keep the masses away....(lol he was wrong)

#there are deeper things....i am....certain of it.... #mike patton #anon asks #so...uhhh....random SUPER personal story time....you don't even need to read this #just pretend there's a 'read more' line here.... #i......uhhhhhhhhhh.....might have had a bit of psychosis around being connected to god when i was young? #so like...not at all religious per se - but like i definitely had auditory hallucinations that i interpreted as being spoken to by angels #and so i privately took a vow of celibacy #which was then broken when i was coerced into sex by a boyfriend when i was 20 #and after that...the whiplash was swift and serious - because i was 'sullied' nothing mattered and i fucked everything in sight for a while #in every which way #and i.....i can't imagine if all that was happening while in the public gaze - actually i can....and it looks a lot like 1992-1995 mike #you didn't read this....it got real in the tags im sorry

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

obsessed with people who somehow live their lives entirely ignorant of the englishspeaking internet. im watching dutch booktubers barely 6 months ago ENTHUSIASTICALLY recommend harry potter. no mention of Anything At All. just,,,"we all know this one right?? :D" we sure do! WE SURE DO DONT WE

#and theyre not like Entirely ignorant of the english internet bc they read like english books #that are popular on booktube booktok whatever right? #theyre youtubers theyre ON the internet #but i dont think these people are transphobic #i think they are just not in the fucking sauce #GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME #can you imagine living in a world where harry potter is not a box of gunpowder #in TWENTY TWENTY TWO #been listening to a podcast abt uhhh The Whole Thing #very interesting pretty good podcast #but it's such emotional whiplash to have been listening to that this week and then just. fall into a video where. like. #they dont even mention the name of the author it's. incredible #it's surreal #i need to get off the english internet so fucking bad #if it sucks hit da bricks im gOING #not like today but.soon. SOON

[todayisafridaynight]

Zhao moans and whines and meows and purrs too much and I want to throw him into the dirty Ijincho water

King stop moaning we’re in Smile Burger

who has the compilation of zhao saying 'kasuga-kun' and he's just moaning half the time like WHYYY is he like that

#snap chats #HE'S SO ??????? #it's why i love him tho he's such a whiplash of a dude #which Yeah That's His Whole Thing That's What His Whole Social Link Is About but STILL i love it #man said 'hey kasuga-kun can i see you naked' #AND ICHI WAS DOWN FOR THAT they're both ill but this is about zhao #i can already imagine kashiwagi crying behind the counter #but zhao's so funny like bro's cookin in the kitchen makin beautiful meals bro's doin bonsai and that serene shit #and that evening he's gonna be acting up in the smile burger he's SUCH A Guy but not at the same time

[zenpouji-isaku]

I FEEL INSANE

#apparently they announced this at the end of the rescreening of the previous nintama movies. can you imagine #the whiplash of enjoying the movies again and then LIGHT NOVEL JUMPSCARE. i think i wouldve passed out on the spot #also the light novel is being reprinted! ill get the official buy link if anyone else is interested #tragically i purchased a copy of it a few months ago secondhand and it was a little over double the price (1100 yen right now) haha...oops #adaptation of the light novel....wow.... #you will not hear back from me come december. i will be deceased. dead on the spot you hear me. #i think nhk is trying to actually kill me #the previous 2011 movie is still so good too. i need the soldier who subbed the entire thing and the archivists who got it on video #to come back PLEASE i dont think id have the energy to #get through an entire hour long film. but i definitely want to watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #its so exciting too. i feel like the light novel definitely feels a bit more serious and some of the thriller #scenes in the 2011 movie were really well executed. especially the isaku fight i loved that one...looking forward to seeing the light novel #in animated form. so much juicy potential!!!! ANIME TENKI oh wow i think i hauve covid #nintamas generally pretty silly but when they want to get serious they get Serious. its not that deep but i really really like the action #scenes in the anime and the movies. feels like the characters finally took their gloves off. or maybe i just really like them finally #showing off their cool sides...wow wow wow okay okay. wow...i feel insane...i feel crazy... #“i want to sue nhk” - one of my mutuals #mine

[boghermit]

Cazador's portrait art is the most "MWAHAHA" ass image I have ever seen

#can you imagine if they kept his mustache #he would wax it and twirl it like Snidley Whiplash