#cant choose between cats and dogs

[pvj-karkalicious]

guys guys if An and Kohane were dogs what breed would they be

#does anyone know the webtoon/kdrama a good day to be a dog? #i wanna make an au involving akito… #i would choose toya but i see him more like a cat #project sekai #hatsune miku colorful stage #vivid bad squad #kohane asuzawa #an shiraishi #i cant choose between them but i feel like akito x kohane could work

[theygender]

Part of me hates that the norm for beds is to have a sheet and a bedspread which are both tucked in and neat bc I think it's human nature to want to lay in an entire pile of soft blankets and wrap them around you as you see fit. Nothing is more comforting than being partially burritoed in one blanket with another blanket covering your lower half and a third blanket covering your upper half while surrounded by three other blankets in case you get cold and need backup

#pros: you can achieve the perfect amount of warmth by adding and subtracting and partially removing blankets as needed #if your cat or dog lays on your blanket then you dont have to choose between going without covers or illegally moving them #you just grab another blanket #being a burrito is an inherently comforting experience #you can fully block air drafts by covering each weak spot with more blanket #soft fuzzy blankets feel nicer and comfier than sheets and bedspreads #you can stick your feet out for heat regulation if you want without having to dangle them over the edge of the bed #activates Primal Comfiness Instinct by making your caveman brain think youre sleeping under a pile of soft furs #cons: ???? cant make your bed i guess #rambling #currently trying to convince myself to get out from under this pile of blankets on the couch to go sleep in my bed #and im worried this is a fight that im not gonna win 😭 #like i just washed my sheets so theyre clean and they smell good and i should be excited to use them! #but... laying under 3.5 blankets on the couch is cozy 🥺 #i need to build a pillow fort and cuddle with someone in a giant pile of blankets pls

[builtbybrokenbells]

no because jake being a self proclaimed dog guy and then ur cat choosing him as his favorite nap partner, like if jake is there ur cat is there too. jake cant sit on the sofa without the cat also climbing on it and slowly making his way onto his lap, he is like “hi boots- hey- no- uh *sigh*” his dark jeans are now covered in cat hair as fluffy baby becomes a loaf on his thighs. and jake can hear ur giggles and the snap of ur phone camera going off repeatedly and glares amusedly like “not funny, babe”

no because you’re so right. this is so painfully correct that it hurts.

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“You can sit on the couch, you know. He’s not going to hurt you.” You said, biting back the smirk that was fighting its way on to your lips.

“I know that, y/n.” Jake rolled his eyes, but still stood firmly in his place. “He’s in my spot.” You let out a laugh.

“No, he lives here, Jake. This entire house is his spot.” You said, walking over to the sofa and giving your cat a small scratch behind the ear. He woke with a start, giving you a small ‘mmrph’ as he noticed who had disturbed his peace. “Hi baby.” You cooed. He closed his eyes again, purring at the sound of your voice. “I missed you.” He stood, now, stretching as he let out a yawn. “Hungry?”

You made a move to the kitchen to fill his food dish while Jake watched, still unmoving from his spot. “I told you, he only cares about food.” Jake continued trying to argue his point as to why cats were inferior to dogs. It was your turn to roll your eyes as you cracked a can of food and poured it into his dish.

The cat vs. dog debate had been a long time argument between you and him. You were completely willing to see reason, understand why Jake loved dogs so much, but you couldn’t seem to understand why he was so stand-offish with your cat. You had been together for months, and the relationship was near perfect aside from his mistrust in your completely docile and friendly pet. A pet which had taken a specific liking to him, interestingly enough. “Jake, he likes food. So do dogs. So do you. Every living thing in the world loves food. He loves me for plenty of other reasons, too. And, if I have to remind you, he likes you an awful lot for someone who’s never even given him a treat, yet.” You called back, hoping to put tonight’s conversation to an early end. “Now sit on the couch and be quiet.” You washed your hands after tossing the can in the garbage, quickly joining him back in the living room. Thankfully he had listened and taken a seat. He gave you a smile when you returned, holding his hand out for you and beckoning you to join in.

“Movie?” He asked, grabbing a blanket from the arm of the couching and throwing it over you. You turned on the TV and opened the Netflix app, giving him free rein of the remote to choose whatever he pleased. Once a movie was playing, he wrapped an arm around your shoulder and you both settled in for the evening.

About halfway through, you paused the show so you could both use the washroom and grab some snacks. While Jake disappeared down the hallway, you busied yourself in the kitchen. He returned to the living room before you did, and the sight you came back to was one almost too comedic. Boots, your cat, was sitting on the floor and staring up at your boyfriend. Jake was watching him, nervous about his next move. Boots was softly flicking his tail, clearly debating if he wanted to waste the energy jumping up on the couch. Before you could even step towards the two, the cat had decided to pounce up on the sofa, landing on the cushion directly next to Jake. The staring contest continued, the cat clearly having no issue with Jake at all, but Jake looked like he was preparing for disaster. Jake was so immersed in the small animal he failed to even realize you were in the room.

“Hey, buddy.” He said, tone dripping with caution. You had to give it to him; even if he disliked cats, he was nice enough to try for you. He knew how much you loved the damn thing, and knowing the cat made you happy was worth more than his comfort. At the sound of his voice, Boots stepped forward, landing one paw on Jake’s thigh. When he didn’t move, the cat climbed up on him. “Oh, hey, no… come on.” Jake protested. “Boots…. ugh.” He let out a defeated sigh, knowing he had lost. The cat was gently kneading his legs, purring up a storm. You couldn’t help but giggle, amused that despite his distaste for cats, he seemed to end up in the same situation every time he came over. “No, buddy, please don’t-“ his plea was silenced when the cat curled up on him, tucking his limbs under him and closing his eyes in delight. “You’re gonna get hair all over me… come on, please get up.” He urged him to move, but the cat was in no hurry to leave.

You couldn’t pass up the opportunity, pulling your phone from your pocket and juggling the bowl of popcorn to your other hand. You tried to keep your laughs silent, but the shutter of your phone camera caught his attention, making your attempt at silence completely pointless. “It’s not funny, babe.” He complained, sending a glare in your direction. “It’s like he knows! He sits on me every time I come over. There’s cat hair all over my apartment, and the little shit doesn’t even live there!” You couldn’t contain your laughter, nearly doubling over from shortness of breath. You couldn’t even begin to explain the intensity of the humour from the situation.

“You poor thing,” You said through wheezes. “He’s not going to hurt you, Jake. Actually, I think he loves you.” You managed to calm yourself down, moving towards the couch to join them.

“I’m not scared of him!” He defended.

“It seems like it, sometimes.” You snickered. “Pet him, Jacob. If you give him what he wants, he might show some mercy.”

“You’re an ass.” He said, but gave in to the temptation. He gave a him few awkward pets, moving with the utmost caution.

“If you love me, you have to love him.” You reminded.

“I love you, and I’ll tolerate him.” He corrected.

“You’ll change your mind eventually.” You smiled, looking over at him. At the sight of your face, he couldn’t help but match your expression. “You want a kiss for being so brave?”

“Shut up and watch the movie.” But he leaned in for a kiss anyway.

#gvf #greta van fleet #jake kiszka #sam kiszka #sam gvf #danny wagner #jake gvf #gvf fic #josh gvf #danny gvf #greta van fleet fic #greta van fleet imagine #greta van fleet fluff #greta van fleet blurb #gvf imagine #gvf fluff #gvf blurb #jake kiszka gvf #jake kiszka blurb #jake kiszka fluff #builtbybrokenbells #blurb #josh kiszka

[love-letter-mailman]

Dogs or cats?

Apples or oranges?

Hotdogs or hamburgers?

Tea or coffee?

"Hmm... I guess apples, hamburgers, and coffee for those last three"

"I CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN CATS AND DOGS!! THEY ARE BOTH SO ADORABLE AND I JUST WANNA CUDDLE THEM ALL!!"

"Hold on I got an idea."

*The sound of a coin flipping can be heard*

"Okay I like cats more then."

#welcome home au #ask blog #welcome home #love letters eddie #welcome home eddie #eddie dear #ll eddie #love letters au

[moon-is-a-cryptid]

i see your bnha boys playing acnh and i now raise you bnha boys playing stardew valley

*slams hands on table* by the gods you’re a genius

Congrats on being my first ever ask 🫶🏻

✨staring🌟 Katsuki🌟kirishima🌟shinsou🌟shoto🌟

Bakugou

once again you'd have to convince this man to play

"you couldn't even get to year two"

immediately would choose the most intimidating looking dog

If you told me he wouldn't be salty about no one wanting to dance with him I wouldn't be callin you a truther

would act like it doesn't bother him but you can hear him mumbling about it

would be very precise about where he places everything

would 100% without a doubt in my mind become besties with Shane

I don't think he'd marry anyone unless you were playing multi player and he could marry you

his favorite thing is to go into the mines and fight monsters

would forget to pet his animals everyday then wonders why he doesn't get the best quality product

Kirishima

would want to have a multi player island for you and bakugou to all play on

would struggle to pick between the cats and dogs

ultimately settle for a dog

would be a bit salty if no one danced with him at the flower dance

chaotic placement of everything

Besties with Sam and Alex

If he was playing Multi player he'd marry you, if not he'd marry Leah or Alex

Likes to also go in to the mines but also likes the challenge of fishing

would remember to pet the animals multiple times a day.

Shinsou

you convince him to play so he doesn't stress himself out with having beef with tom nook

Would struggle between choosing the cats and would look up if you could get all of them

has you help name the cat

unbothered by the fact no one will dance with him at the flower dance

specific placement of every building

have his farm cleaned of every rock and tree

besties with the emo crew (Sebastian, Sam and Abigail)

if he couldn't marry you would probably marry the villager most like you (if he could)

Likes to fight and fish

remembers to pet his animals everyday, especially his cat

Shoto

Would have you walk him through it like the last game

I think he'd choose a cat tbh

would be so sad when no one wants to do the flower dance with him the first year

also specific placements for each building

farm is cleaned of rocks but he kept the trees to help the environment

besties with Jodi, Caroline, and penny

if he cant marry you would probably marry penny

likes to garden

Tries to remember to pet animals each day

#g.moonchaser🌙🗯️ #bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugou fluff #ejiro kirishima fluff #kirishima fluff #eijiro kirishima x reader #kirishima eijirou #hitoshi shinso fluff #hitoshi shinso x reader #shinsou fuff #hitoshi shinsou #todoroki shoto x reader #todoroki fluff #shoto todoroki fluff

[bonnietus]

I have headcanons for what each Clone High character would be as an animal. Why? Because Im silly AND I can't stop thinking about Beastars or instincts au. 😱 I wanted it to reflect their historical figure because they’d still be clones just like… an animal version.

I might post a different one with side characters/additional ones bla bla bla YEAH. Tell me your thoughts

Abe - Rocky Mountain Elk, it fits him okay? He’s never NOT been a deer-type-thing in my mind but I feel like an elk fits even better. Imagine if his antlers fell off in shed? That’d be so silly. I bet his horns give him a big ego (he definitely counts them in his overall height)

Joan - Red Fox, for her it was between that and a gray wolf. I just like her being a Fox more. I feel like they have a stronger association with being persecuted as well as femininity. Not quite as big as a wolf either. Bonus, clone with red hair. Boom. Her fur could be RED red too.

JFK - German Shepherd. I knew from the GET GO he’d be a dog, but what kind? I danced between a couple of breeds before deciding on a German shepherd. The real JFK owned a few different breeds of dogs (and hamsters and cats etc.) and he had one- so that added to me choosing this breed.

Cleopatra - Egyptian Mau. She is SO cat. I thought of a Sphinx cat briefly but they aren’t really renowned as beautiful and also ARENT from Egypt. They are from Canada. Maybe Ashley Angel from O-Town was a Spinx cat idk. She 100% licks Frida’s head.

Gandhi - Pangolin. I HONESTLY CANT CHOOSE, but I think a Pangolin is my favorite choice. Super-odd animals from India that are unique and AWESOME. It just feels kind of random. I feel like a Chinkara/Indian Gazelle or a Tortoise could work too! But my heart is set on Pangolin Gandhi. I think it’s especially silly.

Frida - Spider Monkey. I was initially thinking goat for her. They aren’t too big, they symbolize creativity, and she’d ROCK having horns. Then I did my research on the real Frida Kahlo to see if any animals represented her already. Knowing monkeys are intelligent and emotional beings it changed my mind pretty fast. Also made me wonder what are some of the thoughts Frida has about her clone mother but that’s for another time-

Harriet - Barred Owl. If you didn’t know these are THE owls by the way, the real “WHOOO” owls. I was stuck on what to choose for her so, research focused- Harriet Tubman used the call of a Barred Owl to signal safety to refugees. I briefly had the idea to choose a crow for their mimicry skills however I feel like that choice could easily be misinterpreted. I am very attached to owl Harriet with BIG puffy feathers.

Confucius - Rabbit. I feel like he is so… bunny. It’s him! They are energetic and witty but can also be described as lazy or superficial. I like it + it makes his dynamic with Harriet interesting as a predator/prey couple. He wouldn't be a domesticated breed either, a full on hare.

Topher - Italian Wolf. POSSUM IS SUCH AN EASY CHOICE, but I don’t think that one guy would be a possum. I was thinking Otter because I thought he was always a nautical guy but he was just some guy in some standard family.. ish... I don’t remember I looked at the wiki a few days ago. Whatever. I want a wolf. He’s that wolf.

(Also I think it’s funny that the main trifecta of Abe ships are all him with canines. It’s silly.)

#clone high #headcanon #clone high jfk #abe lincoln #clone high abe #clone high joan #clone high cleo #clone high frida #clone high harriet tubman #clone high confucius #topher bus #animal au #furry #beastars

[femcelhood]

'Its raining cats and dogs' and 'you cant have your cake and eat it too'.

“It’s raining cats and dogs” -> “Hesha mol’al Paesa na espan”

Translating best to “Hesha told Paesa she can’t.” Paesa, despite being a sun goddess, is primarily known for being the young daughter of Hesha, the main goddess of all existence. And being a young child, the phrase is meant to imply that Hesha, being the responsible parent, denied Paesa something she wanted. Then, she starts crying uncontrollably, her tears causing heavy rain. Many cults within Mrehaian history tried to ban this saying, calling it blasphemous, but it’s hard to uproot any ubiquitous saying. It did go unused during the centuries the Mrehaians were spacebound, but it has found new use in their occupation of Earth.

“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” -> “Aialafaez ekexa hes’aia.”

Translating best to “a gardener cannot see the sky.” Implying that something who tends to beautiful flowers has to look to the ground and not look up to the sky, which was regarded as equally important and beautiful as the flora of their world. One has to choose between the ground and the sky. You do not have the eye muscles to look to both simultaneously.

#writing #mreha’usa

[deathclassic]

i was tagged by the lovely @energievie and @creepkinginc to do macys tag game tuesday but since im in the future its tag game wednesday :)

tea, coffee, or soda? depends where i am at home it’s tea when im out its coffee

dogs or cats? i cant choose between them :( i have dogs atm but i have a massive tattoo of my cat on my thigh 

can you play an instrument? i could once upon a time, no clue if i still can. i played clarinet for 10 years and the drums for 4

what’s your sun sign? virgo

first song lyrics that pop into your head? ‘used to call you a crook, called you a bandit, there ain’t no other god damn reason why’ (your graduation by modern baseball)

do you have any tattoos? i have 5, im gonna get a lot more but i need to save money for school and stuff

favorite place you’ve traveled? jeez i havent fucking been anywhere exciting,,,i guess when i travelled around tasmania was a lot of fun

what’s the last movie you watched? elf bc it was on tv the other night for some reason?

what languages do you speak? english and i can get by in auslan

do you have any hobbies? drawing, pokemon, seeing bands live, baking i guess

you can hang out with one fictional character for an hour, who do you choose? klaus hargreeves, i wanna see that funky ball of chaos in action

compliment yourself: you’ve seen some really cool bands live

i think everyone has been tagged,,,,i feel awkward tagging people now soooo

#tag game #mutuals

[artisthedgehog]

am i the only one who literally cant choose between cats and dogs because i have never met someone who didnt have an immediate answer to the question "r u a cat or a dog person" in my life besides me

[diagonal-queen]

thungo thursday: oh god bones please don't fuck this up

manga spoilers for this one boys

gotta love how teruko was FULLY ready to murder atsushi no issue but now she's like 'gimmie a piggyback SLAVE'

also atsushi always going like 'im a tiger not a cat' does he??? not know?? that tigers????? are just big cats????

atsushi is incompatible with gay sadists (including but not limited to yosano, akutagawa, kouyou, teruko)

nevermind lol

OMG KENJI AND TECCHOU 1V1 LETS GOOOOOOOO

okay i love tecchou, he's a great character, and so is jouno. but seeing kenji get hurt in any capacity fills me with a mighty rage and now i think tecchou deserves at least one passionate backhand from yours truly

BABY ATSUSHI NOOOOOOOOO

YESSSS GET FUCKED TECCHOU (i love you but like if i really had to choose between you and kenji...it's a no brainer babe)

also i'm legit like kenji fr. i couldn't give a shit if people like try to hurt me or whatever im like ok, but if anyone tries to hurt my friends i get unbelievably pissed about it and genuinely will throw hands

FUCK yeah they actually did kenji right. i was so worried about how they would animate this lmao but they actually did it properly good job bones

omg tecchou it literally doesn't matter if jouno would have wanted you to save him. the fact is that you tried to do it anyway and that speaks volumes (YOU'RE GAY YOU'RE A FUCKING QUEER)

you have to wonder if kenji admires chuuya in part due to the fact that he understands the difficulty behind CHOOSING to be nice when you're actually hated by the world and full of rage because of it. fuck maybe i kin kenji more than i thought. i also am one of those people who doesn't care if someone hurts me but if they hurt my loved ones i get fully pissed and will throw hands

KENJI AND TECCHOU'S FRIENDSHIP IS SO WHOLESOME OMGGGGG also did tecchou really not know the names of the detective agency? maybe that information was withheld from the hunting dogs in order to get them to subconsciously dehumanise the agency, so they wouldn't be swayed by the agency's efforts to prove their own innocence as easily...then again jouno recognised kunikida immediately so mayb not...

i love how sigma was called a three year old by dazai and he just...didn't react. no 'i'm not three years old' or 'technically i'm an adult', just -_-

FYODOR DUCKING TO GET UNDER THE DOOR WHILE CHUUYA JUST WALKS THROUGH LMAOOOOO

LMAOOOOOOO SIGMA BBY HE'S SO EASILY SWAYED (me too bub.) BABY YOU'RE ALREADY WAY SUPERIOR TO FYODOR. also dazai saying 'he's the atsushi kun type' bro i know. they're two of my top three bsd kins. I'M the atsushi kun type. also sigma looks so cute when he's thinking so hard i wanna boopdesnoot

why the fuck did they animate fyodor to be like 'chuuya san!' in the most babygirl voice ever, they even gave him emotions and everything wtf

'the walls are anti-gifted' ARE THEY ANTI ARAHABAKI THOUGH (don't come for me i havent fully read 15 or stormbringer i dont know if arahabaki is an ability or not im maKING A JOKE GUYS ITS A FUCKING JOKE!!!)

not the cutesy wink dazai oh my fucking god stop trying to rizz up sigma real quick and JUST KILL FYODOR

oh yeah are they ever gonna fucking explain timestopper catgirl?? she was there for like two seconds and then she was offed by fyodor once he escaped the water. like???? huh???? WHAT WAS EVEN THE POINT BESIDES THE VERY LAZY PLOT DEVICE?????? also she looks like a mha character i think people have already said this but she doesn't belong here she belongs in mha

how do mersault prisoners go peepee and poopoo

OH MY GOD THEY DID IT RIGHT!!!!!!! THEY DID IT PROPERLY!!!! YESSSSSSS

'goodbye' MAMORU MIYANO YOU DESERVE THE WORLD FOR THAT YOU LEGENDARY MAN I WANT TO KISS YOU ON THE LIPS YOU'RE THE MAN EVER

aya is smarter than i'll ever be how on earth does she think of this stuff. you go girl i cant wait for you to save the world

she doesn't take ANY of bram's bullshit she's just amazing

how did bram grow back his eye

bram when aya normally: aya you foolish peasant smh ur dumb bram when aya is in danger: 😰😰😰😱😱💥💥💥 😠😠😠😠😠

well that was a ride! im stuffed. i might need to pull a bram and take a nap. i feel bad for the anime onlys who now think chuuya's dead yikes yall

#bsd #thungo thursday #bsd spoilers #are they animating all the way up to the current manga status in this season? #...oof #if they are

[forjongseong]

*knocking* since it’s written there

lol me reading something about studying as soon as i finished my exams🤡🤡. and it’s a studying for stupid IETLS. it’s not a studying it’s more a (stu)dying. hate everything that starts with sty- and ends with -dying.

so why heeseung getting the same score as before seems so funny to me??? and his excuse “i’d have gotten less without you”🙄. hope these tutoring sessions really helped him and he doesn’t have any problems during his study abroad. jake hoon hi🤭

okay okay okay that little interaction between y/n and the waitress!!! please tell me why do the waiters always want to pick up the dirty dishes right after i eat the last bite? they’re hunters with hawk eyes sometimes. what if i want to sit around dirty dishes a little longer mhm??

and student! jay being late reminded me of sec! rookie jay🥹 despite the fact that he came late he definitely called the impression. what an impression!! y/n was lowkey panicking admiring his handsomeness.girl same. we understand her cause look at him!! he doesn't have to do anything and i drool over him. tmi. a majestic black cat. jay’s never beating the black cat allegations fr.

him wanting a higher score than heeseung it’s just a boy moment. yk like boys comparing their dick sizes or number of hookups. boys🙄

AND WDYM WRTING ESSAY THE WAY JAY DOES IS WRONG????😟😟 i do it the same way??? for whole my life??? bro you should’ve written this fic a long time ago so maybe now my essay writing skills were at an all time high hdhdhd.

why was she surprised when he called the students stupid? if they don't listen to tutor who they paid money to who are they if not dumbasses?🤡 jay speaking facts right there.

y/n can’t stay mad at him for being late? simp behavior! him inviting her over to his house? act of a predator i think. nah forget it!! he just too cute with his nervous rumbling. like a virgin 🤭

EVERYONE PLEASE RISE FOR JAY IN RIMLESS GLASSES.🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️MAN LOOKS WAY TOO GOOD IN THEM. and without them too.

false and not-given questions!!!! bro i hate it with all my heart and soul. always confuse me. jay and me in the same boat. we’re besties😎. just listen i can totally see with my eyes that needed information isn’t written in a question but what if i’m THAT stupid and i just didn’t comprehend it?? this type of questions is like “choose a correct answer: 1) a+a=2a; 2)a+a=a^2; 3)a+a=a”. fuck them.

“If I get the answer right,” he began, “would you show me your boobs?” OKAY I GET IT YOU’RE BOLD BRAVE DARING. “Alright, why not? Nothing to lose here,” NOT OKAY GAHSGSG. she should’ve not fallen for it. i honestly didn’t expect her to say that. i thought she’d react like a responsible tutor with “are you out of your mind? are those questions that hard to answer? i can explain it to you again” and laugh it out. but she’s wild and we love it.

NAUR JAY YOU PUSSY😭😭😭 YOU DARED NOONA TO SHOW YOU BOOBS YET YOU CHICKENED OUT NAUR DON’T BE LIKE THAT. AND NOOO CONSTRUCTION WORKER PLEASE READ THE ROOM. he surely doesn’t have a nunchi (plz get this joke🙏).

“I meant like, I think I could get motivated a lot if there was a reward waiting if I get a question right. Or if I reach a certain score in a mock test, don’t you think?” sure sure let’s see where your little game takes you. sorry it reminded me of dog that waits for the treat after completing the trick🤡

“Well, you’d probably be getting in between something.”…and you brought your hand to your thigh, patting it. STOP THE MADNESS RIGHT THERE. I CANT HANDLE IT.

*clearing my throat* *cough cough* usually 7.5 rounds off to 8 so Jay could receive a blowjob hahah. the makeout🤌🤌🤌 please kissing licking sucking jays birthmark😫😫 that’s all we want. is that too much to ask?

“Seamless,” he commented as he eyed your panties. would be cute if it was polka dots or striped panties🤭.

so jay is that of boyfriend who prioritizes his partners pleasure over his own? huh? and his fingers?? the way they curl??? he plays the guitar doesn’t he?? you have be good with fingers for that no?? once chance jay one chance im begging.

“It’s unfair,” Jay began, “the way you taste as good as you smell.” sir it’s unfair the way you look hot as you sit as you breath as you walk as you exist. you shouldn’t talk about the unfairness in this situation.

“In that case,” you said, pushing his chest slightly so he could move away from you. You tugged down your panties that had stayed on the whole time, and when you took them off your ankles you handed them to Jay. ughhhhhhghgg i just know he was jerking off holding panties with one hand right under his nose. like 🤤🤤

okay where the angst came from???😃😃 “I appreciate what you’ve been doing for me, but I also don’t want you to get the wrong idea.” the audacity. HAGAGAGAGAG BOY YOU FUNNY. made my giggle at night.

“If I get over 7.5—”“I’ll treat you to lunch.” what it's like to get the same thing in return? pleasant right? nice jay. good job. and you tell me he’s the top student in class? bro is stupider than these students who didn’t listen to y/n’s advices in the first part of fic. even though he get 8.5 he still stupid.

“The day of our last meeting when I said I needed to remain focused. I was trying to confess to you.” see!! who confesses like this??? only stupid boys. i get it. jay is just a book smart. what if before y/n noona he only saw human body in med books😱😱 he’s nerd after all.

“When I said if I get more than 7.5, I was going to say I wanted to eat you out.” top5 phrases to ruin the mood.

why he’s teasing her!?!?! why he’s teasing us?!/!/! please just fuck her already with your huge and thick and beautiful (i just know it) dick!!

“Tell me if it’s okay to move,” he whispered ever so gently before kissing your nose. but a point to him waiting till yn adjusts.🥹

Your hand was looking a little lonely, so he took it and intertwined his fingers with yours. fhfghfg “your hand looks heavy. can i hold it for you?”🤓

“So, what are we?” You asked in the most straightforward manner. TOP1 PHRASE TO RUIN THE MOOD.

GIRL I REREAD THE REWARD FOR THE THIRD TIME AND ITS 6 AM I DIDNT GET ANY SLEEP IM OVERWHELMED BYE

I read this review three times already and it's hilarious every time omg not you DRAGGING jay and literally calling him book smart, brave and a pussy in the same sentence, stupid and smart in the same sentence I AM CACKLING

glad you think it's wild because that means I achieved something... this is still by far my favorite one shot i have ever written for jay!

#by far best feedback too! #more like because none gave lengthy feedback lol #and i oop #nanaanswers #nana smile file #nanafeedbacks #fic: the reward #from.eva #p.s. if anyone is looking for an online IELTS tutor i actually AM one

[ashey-did-owt-wrong]

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person? (*´ω`*)

Am i glad you asked! Maybe not? Aaa i cant decide now why

Ive two cats and three dogs ans they are the cutest and best little puppies and kittens (dogs are 4,4,5 and cats 8,8 y/o but still theyre babies in my eyes) i cant choose between them.

I guess im a dog person because they give me meaning and purpose and thats so important, but i love how my cats are independent - despite theyre so annoying sometimes. Example if i dont let my cat into my room, sometines she'll do her best to knock over the guitar case just outside.

Ill have some pictures some point later if anyones interested?

#dogs are obi ren burnie (burnie is a rescue) #cats are lily and beau #i cant decide im so sorry #do an asky thingy cant even answer one :(

[rekikiri]

So for the sleepover ask I’m choosing the “make me choose between..” one and these are you options:

Hot or cold beverages?

Restaurant or take out?

Sk8 the infinity or Yuri on ice?

Gojo or Yuuji?

Anime or manga?

Ice water or room temperature water (for drinking, not bathing, in case that wasn’t obvious😂)?

Outdoors or indoors?

Dogs or cats?

Kirishima or Bakugou?

Sorry it’s a bit random!😅

ooh these are fun ones!!!

i prefer cold! i love tea a lot but im a baby about things being too warm so i dont make it super often (or if i do i make it extra strong so i can ice it).

take out! i like going out to restaurants definitely but i love eating at home, on the couch, just relaxing. i find restaurants overwhelming sometimes. if theyre loud, i cant hear when talking to people im eating with.

sk8 the infinity, 100%!

okay i like cool water but not iced. i hate having ice in my drinks because if its too cold it makes my teeth sad lmao

indoors! where i live, its almost always too hot/humid/icky to be outside most of the year.

cats! i love both but cats are my beloved <3

kirishima! i have loved him since the beginning, he's my number one favorite from mha.

thank you for your questions!!! this was so fun:)

[minilpark]

Cats or dogs?

And what breed?

ooh i cant choose between cats and dogs- i love both too much! especially since i have a cat of my own!

as for breeds, for dogs i love corgis, dachshunds, and beagles. for cats, i don't really have a favourite!

btw here are two pics of my cat, her name is taro!

#gen asks #ask answered #dancer73333 #taro content

[subskz]

Hello I have returned home from the pet shelters and stores. I spent way too much money on it, but I managed to get two dogs and, surprise, a bunny.

I got a pug and a pitbull. I almost got four dogs in total, but I managed to stop myself.

As for the rabbit...... he reminded me too much of Minho, I couldn't not have him. If you saw him, you'd understand, I can't describe how much like Minho he is. He kinda looks like him as well, it's funny. I'm naming him Leebit.

I can't explain how much fucking money this costed me, ESPECIALLY FOR THE BUNNY SUPPLIES.

Anyways. The pitbull is gonna be named Binnie as decided already. He's very sweet and gets along with my cats very well and is very affectionate. I'm still deciding on a name for the pug. I'm debating between Yenie, Sung, and Channie (yes, they need to be Skz themed), which do you think? She's very playful, very talkative, very friendly, and very chaotic in general. She loves to give kisses too. Help me, idk what name to choose.

-🦢

hello hello!! two puppies AND a bunny omg…cant say i blame you i have absolutely no self control when it comes to animals i mightve ended up adopting every one in sight ^^;

YOU NAMED HIM LEEBIT 😭 soo cute you really are gonna have all of skz at this rate! it’s great that binnie gets along w the cats that saves you a lot of trouble <3 as for the pug hmm im torn between channie or sung…maybe sung since she likes kisses so much!

congrats on the new additions to ur lil family i’m sure they will be very loved n cared for 🥰

#ask #🦢 anon #long post

[drinkingpoison]

hey hey!! for the f/o ask game!! ( https://www.tumblr.com/aftonfamily/737104351142838272?source=share ) any f/o of your choice and if you cant choose, phone guy or william afton!! ☔ — f/o and s/i got caught in the rain... write about how they handle it! did either of them bring an umbrella?

🦠 — f/o or s/i has gotten sick! a cold? a fever? the flu? whatever they caught, write about the other trying to take care of them!

I do love writing for both Will and Anthony - so I've decided to split it up between both of them!

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☔ with Anthony because he's definitely the type to make sure he had an umbrella on hand -

It'd been raining all night, Jeremy could somehow hear it pounding on the metal roof of the pizzeria over all the noise going on inside. All he could do was hope it wasn't absolutely pouring by the time he got off work, leaving right before anyone normally showed up. Even Anthony had a tendency to show up about five after six, and Jeremy wasn't about to sit around and wait on a normal day.

Today was unfortunately different, as it was still very much pouring cats and dogs as he stepped out and locked the front door behind him. With a heavy, defeated sigh, the night guard shoved his hands in his pockets and leaned helplessly up against the wall to avoid being splashed.

His watch read 6:00 exactly, and he could probably expect his relief to be late with how the roads would look this morning. Looks like he was stuck -

Or so he thought, the car pulling into the lot almost going unnoticed in his sulking. But it looked familiar, no way someone had shown up early that fateful morning? To his surprised delight, that seemed to be the exact case, Anthony opening an umbrella before stepping carefully out of the car, hurrying his way to the door where the water logged man awaited saving.

"Looks like you could use some help getting to your car."

"Oh my god, my knight in shining armour. I very much do."

They took off quickly for the car parked across the lot, Jeremy clearly regretting this decision at this point, splashing through puddles and giggling all the way, Anthony making a point to hold the umbrella over his companion as he unlocked the door.

"Thank you, babe. I appreciate it."

Smiling ear to ear, Jeremy leaned in for a quick kiss which Anthony gladly returned.

"Anything for you, Jerbear. I tried to show up a little early today."

🦠 with Will, because one of my biggest fantasies is taking care of him heh.

Will had cooped up in the bedroom all day, on bed rest under Jeremy's strict command after he woke up and vomited five minutes later that morning, clearly feeling unwell. He didn't mind too much, aside from being a bit bored, it was nice being waited on hand and foot.

Jeremy on the other hand had spent the last thirty minutes trying to make chicken noodle soup, while also telling his youngest kids to settle down and stop picking at each other's nerves. He was eventually successful, bursting through the bedroom door with a huff and a hot bowl of soup clasped in both hands.

"Here you go, babe. You need to try and eat something."

"Of course, dear. I'm sure it smells delicious, I wish I could tell."

He accepted the food with a good natured chuckle, the fact he was stuffed up extremely clear as he spoke and attempted to sniff the steam. Looking amused but sympathetic, Jeremy climbed up beside his sniffly darling, happy to keep him company.

As long as the two children in the living room continued existing peacefully -

#thank u sm for the asks <3 #☎️ #🚬 #📓 #📼