#certification exam contains

[egonspenglerishot]

“Wait me?”

Ray Stantz X reader ficlet

Warnings; none just toof rotting floof

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You had an extensive education. Psychology, science (physics, biology and chemistry) aswell as some more ‘niche’ studies including neuroscience and parapsychology. You had quite a deep understanding of the paranormal and occult, seeing it as nothing but a hobby, but when the Ghostbusters come around you realize you could actually make use of your PhDs and knowledge.

You stood infront of the tall and rundown building looking back at the paper. Yup this was the place, old Fire station. You peeked in before stepping in and going over to the reception desk. A dark red haired female looked up at you and she gave you a confused look before you explained why you were there

“I’m here about a job..I believe I can be of assistance to the Ghostbusters, I have proof of my PhDs and exam results..”

She hummed and turned around yelling for someone a man, no taller than you, pelted out of his office and vaulted over the border between the back room and reception. You recognized him as Peter Venkman. You’d never met him personally but you’d heard from students he’d had.

“Well hello, how can I help?” Peter gave you that signature smile and you rose a brow, how did women actually fall for him..shaking your head gently you held out the envelope containing all your certificates

“I’d like a job” your voice was surprisingly firm despite how shaky you felt. Peter looked it over and hummed impressed before smiling holding a hand out toward you. “Welcome to the Ghostbusters, follow me and Dr Stantz can get you all situated” you nodded and followed him as they reached some sort of garage. A pretty beaten up car was sat with the bonnet up and it looked as if someone was working on it, a small radio blasted out rock music, Peter turned the radio off.

“Ray! We have a new recruit walk them through the proton packs and stuff will you” he walked off before the poor man could answer. You gave him an awkward smile and wave. Ray wiped his hands and held it out, which you shook with a smile.

“Ray Stantz, I’ll try to explain the whole proton pack thing but we haven’t even had a test run of them yet” he rubbed the back of his neck. You chuckled and smiled gently waving it off “It’s fine Dr Stantz honestly, I’m just happy Dr Venkman took me on..”

He smiled gently “please call me Ray” he led you to the storage room where the suits and packs were kept. He explained it briefly, it peaked your interested quite a bit and you took in every word he said. You’d always been the same, attentive, friendly and hardworking.

It didn’t take long for you and your fellow ghostbusters to actually gain popularity, after the hotel everything seemed to be smooth sailing. Most of your time was spent in the lab with Egon and Ray, or in the garage with Ray. Venkman usually left you two alone in the garage teasing he didn’t want to interrupt two lovers bonding. You found it funny that he’d say that, considering you’d had a massive crush on Rag since day one, and little did you know that Ray felt the same.

Time seemed to fly by, you, Ray and Egons researched revealed more about Dana’s apartment and you and Ray spent even more time than you had previously. You had to confess but you were so scared. And she panicked when she was called and found out Ray and the others had been jailed. She rushed to the police station and told them you were also a Ghostbuster and if they were jailed you should be to.

Admittedly Ray found that downright attractive that you’d put yourself up there proudly claiming you were a Ghostbuster. Shortly after you were called in to the Mayors office. You stayed silent while the madman that had turned the grid off ranged (Egon had filled you in) and you hummed “Hold on. If what you’re saying is correct then it’s your fault, you turned off the grid releasing all the spirits and ghouls onto New York. And not to mention you blatantly ignored Dr Venkman”

The other four looked at you surprised and you turned to the Mayor “Now id listened to my colleagues before the whole of New York is destroyed and plunged into darkness” you stepped back and stood beside Ray his eyes never leaving you. God his heart was pounding even faster for you. Once the Mayor finally agreed offered a lending hand all five of them set off in the Ecto 1.

Fighting Gozer wasn’t easy, nor was it fun. Venkman taunting said cursed spirit. After Ray accidentally summoned a huge Stay Puft you stood beside him and fought bravely. With Stay Puft defeated and the gate closed you stood up with a groan covered in Mallow fluff. You were hugged by an equally covered Rays and you both laughed. After the two entrapped by the Keymaster and Gatekeeper you and the others headed down. You were holding Rays hand and he looked at you as people cheered.

What happened next you didn’t expect to happen at all, Ray tilted your hand up and kissed you gently. Your eyes widened before you melted into the kiss as everyone cheered, you swore you heard Venkman yell at Egon about owing him.

#ghostbusters x reader #ray stantz x reader #fluff #ghostbusters

[pocketramblr]

For 5 ask game: an au where Izuku is a (still quirkless) child prodigy, thus is actually 12 upon receiving 0FA and entering UA

Smallish hiccup, he forgot to mention to All Might he skipped a few grades

1- Izuku has been testing up through school because he realized it's the only way to get a better deal out of there. He won't be moved to a different class away from his bullies, but if he skips a grade he can get a little distance, and more with a second, when he becomes more impressive to the school and classmates who aren't as familiar with his quirklessness. (They aren't nice to him by any means, but getting ignored is better than being exploded on the regular) It means he has to work very hard to study, prioritizing it above all else, and he's hoping to graduate middle school early and then spend a couple years just training for UA. Then, he meets All Might

2- look. They apparently didn't make All Might do any sort of certification or learning program before hiring him as a teacher. He's never taken a child development class! He has no idea how an 12 year old is different from a 14 year old. (PLENTY DIFFERENT BTW. Maybe not at appearance, kids grow differently, but def behavior.) So the fact that this kid skipped two grades is not obvious to him. And Izuku forgets to mention it! (Though his grades are slipping for focusing on training. Towards the end of the school year his teachers wonder if moving up two grades was too much for him, if he'll need to repeat the year. He doesn't, it's still fine.)

3- and then All Might talks about him taking the entrance exam this year, and Izuku just figures it's his plus ultra mindset! Or good strategy, he can test the quirk for a first time in a contained environment, and then have a year or two to just focus on training ofa before he can pass a test he's more familiar with. And uh. Then he gets in.

4- Izuku's muttering during the instructions is complained about by one student, but then a blond boy laughs and takes attention off him, before patting his leg and whispering that it's ok, he and his friend are nervous too. (Next to Mirio, Tamaki is practically curled up in fetal position about the two of them not being in the same arena.) Izuku somehow gets enough rescue points. Yay! He's in 1A, with Mirio and Yuyu, who about fall over when Izuku mentions his age. Which is better than All Might, who coughed up a lung when looking over the student files and seeing young Midoriya's age.

5- after the SF, Bakugou shows up at Izuku's house demanding to know what villain has taken that quirkless kid he slightly forgot about after he ran away to a different school's identity. And how dumb is that villain, to use the name and face of a kid who isn't old enough for ua. Izuku is like "I didn't move schools? I moved up a grade? Two actually? Did you just assume I did when I wasn't sitting behind you anymore and forget about me??" Bakugou would never admit to that so he just yells and then leaves, swearing he'll graduate middle school this year so he can get into UA early too and beat him. Izuku wishes him confused but genuine luck, then has his attention pulled away by Mirio calling to invite him to join he, Yuyu, and Tamaki for lunch as they bemoan their lackluster first SF performance and celebrate they can only go up from there. That makes it a bit awkward when Tamaki nervously invited Nejire, the SF winner along, who wasn't sure how to join the conversation until Mirio cracked a joke about Izuku's age, and then Nejire unleashed a torrent of questions and brightened up, cementing them as more of a group of friends who'd be sticking together a while.

#pocket talks to people #anon #ask game

[wherefore-whinnies]

waaaah. every moment is my favourite Coco moment. I like when she sings her choir practice song. I like when she tricks flowers into behaving like guard dogs. I like when she makes licorice boots. I like when she says when house Nuvelle is restored, she shall bite into a whole fish thrice weekly. I like when she makes a spell to make one's eyes emit a dazzling light. I like when she calls her spell wherefore whinnies. I like when she has a staring contest with a cat and wins. I like when she yells at Lorenz and tells him for shame! for shame, I say!. I like when she turns Claude's hair into [hair not pictured in sympathy for the animators]. I like when she says we could fight again, but the result would be the sa~ame!. I like when she does the over-the-top laugh after her unique warrior special. I like when she presents Hapi with coffee. I like when she realizes she missed an opportunity to congratulate herself on her military achievements. I like when she says this place is just spacious enough to contain her glory (it's not, nothing is). I like when she passes her certification exams without even looking at the paper. I like when she deletes fallen Edelgard. I like when she wins CYL by a landslide. I like when she gets even more alts than Lyn. I like when she is on the screen. I like when she says lines. I like when

#coco essay deserves to be in its own post actually. #cococo #ashen wolves propaganda

[simpforsix]

my mom is a dietitian. she's the reason i avoided diet culture, while my health classes basically promoted eating disorders. here's some important things i learned from her. TW: discussion of diets, food, and eating disorders.

you probably don't need to keep a scale in your house. unless you have health problems that require you to monitor your weight and it is recommended by your doctor, most people don't need to know what their weight is constantly. easy access to a scale promotes anxiety about your weight. i only get weighed at visits to the doctor, so i know my weight bracket. you don't need to know every tiny fluctuation. this is especially important for kids. growing up, i had no idea of how much weight i was gaining, so i was never able to associate my weight on the scale to my value. kids can't understand weight, and since they're growing they have to grapple with the societal notion that weight gain is bad alongside gaining weight because of their growth.

eating unhealthy food is better than not eating. i have arfid and a lot of my safe foods are unhealthy, but my mom keeps them stocked in the house while also offering to buy more healthy food to try. you need calories to live, and if the only way you'll get them is from "junk food" then eat the junk food. it's easier to add in healthy foods as opposed to forcing yourself not to eat anything outside of that.

sugar is not the devil that it's been made out to be. things like fruit contain sugar, but that does not make them bad. there is a difference between processed sugar found in candy and sugar found in fruits and veggies. you don't need to cut out sugar to be healthy.

fat is also not evil. things like avocados are considered "good fats". you need fat to live. it gives you energy and energy stores. also, being fat is not inherently unhealthy in the same way that being skinny is not inherently healthy.

carbs are good. complex carbs, like bread, give you energy for longer periods of time. by energy, i don't just mean physical energy. i mean the energy that keeps your bodily functions going.

calorie counting isn't helpful. unless you have health issues that require you to keep track of calories as advised by a doctor, you should not count your calories. calories are too simple to account for a good diet, and calorie counting often leads to disordered eating. you should focus on getting enough nutrients, and fuelling your body.

listen to your body. eat when you're hungry, whether that means meals or snacks. some people have issues with hunger cues, and if you have trouble listening to your body when it comes to diet i recommend seeing a dietitian. your diet is personal. some people need to eat more due to genetics, health issues, lifestyle, etc. you can't follow diets you see online and expect to see the same results as the person promoting them.

most fad diets do more harm than good. cutting out necessary nutrients messes up bodily functions, and most are done without medical supervision. they all claim similar things, but no diet will do the same for everyone. things like fasting often increase weight gain after a short period of weight loss. they also promote orthorexia.

nutritionists are not the same as dietitians. they don't require the same certification, they don't require the same education, and nutritionists aren't as regulated. dietitians are healthcare professionals, meaning they have to go through schooling and training and exams. people can't just call themselves dietitians. the same cannot be said for nutritionists. it's different depending on location, but most places don't require people to go through much regulation to call themselves nutritionists. they also don't face the same consequences. nutritionists can peddle fad diets and make outrageous claims without issue, but dietitians often work in hospitals and must follow the rules. dietitians also don't tend to run their own businesses like some nutritionists, which is an issue because it means nutritionists may have a financial incentive to support incorrect information. basically, if you need diet advice, go to a dietitian. nutritionist is a title that does not actually mean someone knows what they're talking about.

#disclaimer: i am not a dietitian #i am paraphrasing what i've learnt from her #diet culture #ed #tw eating issues #eating #diet #dietitian #eating disoder recovery

[age-of-greta]

The Lovers

The Lovers represent relationships and choices. Its appearance in a spread indicates some decision about an existing relationship, a temptation of the heart, or a choice of potential partners. Often an aspect of the querent's life will have to be sacrificed; a bachelor's lifestyle may be sacrificed and a relationship gaine, or one potential partner may be chosen while another is turned down. Whatever the choice, it should not be made lightly, as the ramifications will be lasting

Author’s note: hi!! as always this fic will contain two time jumps, then and today. I proofread, but typos happen! Still planning on posting weekly! Enjoy!

Pairings: Jake x reader & Sam x reader

Warnings: cursing, alcohol consumption, adult content, minors DNI

Word count: 6.8k

PART 3:

THEN:

Monday was a long day. You had a morning torts class, followed up by yoga, then you were showered and in the office by noon. You didn’t have set hours since you were basically on call 24/7. Your uncle never made you work on weekends or breaks that your colleges had. He wanted you to be a kid as long as you could. It’s not like you didn’t know what you were doing, you had been working there since your freshman year of college. You knew the law, you just had to have a certificate and take an exam to prove it. Your office attire was a bodycon calf-length grey dress with black open-toed heels. However this would not suffice for the concert so in your car you brought one of your favorite outfits. It was a pleather two-piece set. The top looked like a cropped corset and the pants were skin tight with cutouts in the side. You knew it looked amazing on you, but you were nervous about dressing so scandalous hoping it wouldn’t send the wrong message. At around 5 you ordered soup and salad to your desk from Panera for dinner, and at 5:30 everyone had left the office but you. You told your uncle you would lock up because you wanted to study there for a while. When he left you lept up from your desk and headed straight to your car. You grabbed your makeup bag, curling iron, and your outfit plus jewelry. You sat at your desk and began to apply a brown black smokey eye, heavier bronzer, more blush, and a glossy pink lip. Next was your hair, which you put some beachy waves in and sprayed them into place. It was 6:50 at this point and the concert started at 8, you were perfect on time. At 7:10 you walked out of the firm with your outfit and gold jewelry on. You clicked down the street in the same black heels you had been wearing all day just down the block to the theater. You were giddy and excited to see how they performed. When you rounded the corner you were surprised to see a good bit of a line of people outside. You walked up to the box office and told them your name. You were then given a VIP pass and taken in through the side entrance and led to the boy’s dressing room.

“I don’t want to cover The Beatles. That seems cliche.” You hear Josh say as you walk in the door.

Immediately all eyes are on you, and it’s not hard to figure out why.

“Hello everyone.” You say awkwardly.

Sam coughs really loud. “Sorority girl! You made it and you look uh-wow incredible.” He says as he leans in for a hug.

Then you notice their outfits. Josh is in low rise jeans and a vest with hordes of necklaces. Danny is in black jeans and a white fringe top. Sam is wearing just black dress pants and necklaces, Jake is sitting on the couch with black dress pants with white details on the side with a matching blazer and necklaces. You can feel he’s staring straight into your soul. They all look so good, but Jake has you feeling some type of way.

“Me? You all look incredible. I love the style.” You say as your face flushes a bit when you make eye contact with Jake.

“You’re too kind mama.” Josh says with a smile. “Now back to the setlist for tonight.”

“Let’s grab you a drink.” Sam says as he lightly grabs your wrist and leads you across the room to the bar.

“Wait, are you really still making a setlist when the show starts in thirty minutes?” You say to Sam with a laugh.

He grabs a glass and starts making you a tequila sunrise. “Yes. We like to wait until the last minute to form setlists. Josh says it gets the creative juices flowing, but mostly it just ends in arguments.” He says with a laugh. “Here you are madame. How was your day?”

You take the glass from him. “Thanks Sam. It was okay, pretty typical, nothing really special.”

He smiles at that. “Well now it is.”

**

You sat with your drink while the boys battled over their setlist. It was amusing to watch Josh, Jake, and Sam bicker while Danny just nodded his head. Eventually they got their 10 minute curtain call so they all headed to side stage for final checks.

“They’re going to take you to your spot, but we’ll see you after the show?” Sam asks as he heads towards the door.

“Absolutely. Break a leg.” You say to him with a smile and he makes a heart with his hands.

Josh and Danny shuffle out the door leaving Jake lingering behind.

“I really like your outfit.” Jake says walking towards you. “Pay attention to the encore.” He says touching your arm and waltzing out the door.

**

The show had been absolutely electrifying. You knew they would probably be good, but they absolutely exceeded every expectation then some. You were in the VIP pit portion which was essentially you and press. The boys had just finished up “Black Smoke Rising” and they walked off stage. During the concert there had been a few times you made eye contact with Jake. He looked so hot shredding that guitar. Some of the faces he made were obscene, and had your mind long lost in the gutter. You smiled at Sam every time he would look at you, trying to be cool and calm. But seeing Jake in his element like this absolutely fascinated you. He didn’t make you nervous, more like curious. It’s like you were both trying to figure each other out. After a few minutes of chanting, the boys made their way back to the stage. It was time for the encore and you were excited to see what Jake had up his sleeve.

“Shall we do one more?” Josh beamed into the microphone throwing his hands up with flare.

You had to admit Josh had incredible stage presence and knew how to command a room. The crowd cheered and then you heard the first chords of Highway Tune come from Jake’s Les Paul. The energy in the venue went up to a 10 as Josh started belting out the first verse. The song continued and the climax had turned into a jam session. Danny was beating the drums, Sam was plucking at his bass, Josh was smashing his tambourine into his hand, and Jake was playing his guitar… behind his head. You were convinced this was possibly one of the best sights you had ever seen. When the jam session started to calm down a little Jake walked towards the edge of the stage and looked at you. He put his pick in his mouth, cracked a smile, and started strumming the intro chords of “Sunshine of Your Love” by Cream. You felt your heart swell a little, but tried not to feel too sentimental about it. You flashed him a huge smile and slightly swayed to his continuation of the song. You glanced over at Sam who had a confused look on his face. Josh shot him a “just go with it” and soon enough Sam joined in and so did Danny. They played the instrumentals of the song for a few minutes-leading to Jake playing the guitar solo before shifting it back to Highway Tune. They closed out the song and were met with cheers from the audience. They said their goodbyes before exiting the stage. The lights came on and security guards had come to escort you backstage.

**

When you got backstage everyone was in a great mood.

“That was such a great fucking show!” Danny exclaimed as you walked in the door.

“Indeed. The crowd was great, although Jake you all threw us for a loop with the Cream cover. But it’s good to keep us on our toes I suppose.” Josh said while pouring a drink at the bar cart.

“Sorority girl! How did you like the show?” Sam said, as he came over and embraced you in a tight hug.

You smiled at him. “It was great! You guys are so good, and I really liked the encore.” You looked for Jake’s eyes but he was at the bar making a drink.

“You will have to come to more shows. I think you’re our good luck charm. We haven’t felt this good after a performance in a while.” Sam said, nudging your arm.

You laughed and threw your arms up. “Hey, I’m there. You can call me a fan now.”

You see Jake approaching you with glasses in hand.

“Here. You said you make the best martinis, well I make the best old-fashions.” Jake says, handing you a cocktail.

“Oh thank you.” You say and you take the glass to your lips and drink. “Shit. This is so good Jake. Were you a bartender in your past life?” You say with a laugh.

Jake chuckles at you. “Bartender might be a stretch, but definitely a drunkard.” You laugh at that.

“Well thanks for getting me a drink brother. I’ll be right back.” Sam says to you as he heads for the bar cart.

Jake smirks at you.

“You know you’re a really good guitarist Mr. Kiszka. I enjoyed watching you all play tonight.” You say to Jake playfully as you take another drink.

“What can I say? I’m good with my hands.” Jake jokes back with you also sipping his drink.

You laugh at that. “Is that so? Well I do have a shelf I need hung in my apartment.”

Jake laughs. “I could be of assistance.” He says and stares into your eyes still smiling at you.

“Damn they need some better tequila.” Sam says, walking back over to the two of you. “I have tried to make a decent margarita, but the tequila is all wrong. Do you guys wanna get out of here and stumble to a real bar?” Sam asks.

“I’m game, but I do have class at eleven so I won’t be out too long.” You say tipping back the rest of your old-fashioned.

“What a studious girl you are. Let’s go!” Sam says grabbing your wrist and dragging you. You glance back at Jake and he’s frowning a little bit, but starts to follow Sam towards the door.

**

The boys had changed out of their stage attire and opted for a little more casual look. You had ended up at a little bar that you suggested right across from your office as you didn’t anticipate it being crowded. It wasn't busy at all, just a few men in suits with pints of beer sat at the bar. You and the boys took a corner booth in the back and you were wedged in between Sam and Jake. Josh insisted on ordering salty dogs for everyone and Danny had ordered pretzel bites for the table. You weren’t necessarily buzzed, but you could feel it coming. When the drinks arrived everyone toasted their glasses to a great show. After the first round of drinks Jake decided to switch to water. This threw you for a loop, but you chalked it up to general tiredness. Sam had ordered tequila sunrises and margaritas for the both of you. When Danny’s pretzel bites arrived you were feeling warm and buzzed.

“Y/n do you want some?” Danny asked, pushing the basket towards you.

“Actually soft pretzels are my absolute weakness, so yes I would like one. Thank you. ” You say back to him after taking a pretzel from the basket.

Danny nods to you and throws up his pretzel stick silently asking to “cheers” it with yours. You oblige and clink your pretzels together giggling.

“Can we get another two margaritas over here?” Sam asks the waitress motioning towards you two.

You finish chewing your pretzel and then look at him. “Fuck Sam I have class and work tomorrow. Are you trying to do me in?” You say to him.

Sam huffs out a laugh. “I feel like it would take a lot more to do you in sorority girl.” Sam says with confidence and throws his arm around you.

“Jake, why have you not had a drink in over an hour? Are you feeling okay?” Josh asks, side-eying him.

“No, I'm good. Just not in a drinking mood tonight I guess.” Jake says nonchalantly.

Josh snickers at this. “That’s a damn first.”

When your margarita arrives you know you have had too much and couldn’t possibly drive yourself home.

“Okay Sam last drink and then I’m calling an Uber.” You say while sipping your margarita.

“Oh shit I forgot your car was still here. That’s your office right across the block isn’t it?” Sam asks you.

“Yes, but there is no way I am driving in this state. I’ll just Uber here early in the morning to get my car.” You say with a laugh.

“Mama I’m not a fan of you Ubering by yourself, especially at this hour.” Josh looks at you with a concerned look.

“Yeah me either.” Sam adds.

Before you can respond you feel a hand on your thigh.

“I can drive you home.” Jake says very casually, and squeezes your thigh a little.

“That’s a good idea. He has only been drinking water for the past hour and then he can just Uber back to the hotel.” Danny says still eating pretzels.

Josh eyes Jake for a moment before clearing his throat and nodding his head.

“That would actually be a huge help. Thank you Jake.” You say looking at him.

He doesn’t return the eye contact, but he hums at your response.

**

You had finished your margarita, and excused yourself to the bathroom to pee. You stared at yourself in the mirror. You were definitely buzzed, but you were thankful you still looked good. You applied some extra lipstick and blotted your face before returning back outside. Jake stood at the booth waiting for you.

“This was really fun, guys. Thanks for letting me tag along.” You said to the group flashing them a smile.

Sam gets up and hugs you. “It’s our pleasure sorority girl. Get home safe and text me when you make it back okay?” Sam says with a smile.

You salute him. “Will do Sammy.” You say.

He beams a little at the new nickname and salutes you back. You say your goodbyes to Josh and Danny, then hand your keys over to Jake. You two walk out of the bar and you lead him to your car. You drove a white Toyota Rav 4 Hybrid, luxury edition. It was a graduation present. Jake opens your door for you and carefully helps you inside. You smile at him. “Thanks.” He nods his head and walks over to the driver's side.

“This is a nice car.” Jake says as he gets inside and puts his seatbelt on. He motions towards your radio. “May I?”

You nod your head and hand him the aux cord. He scrolls through his phone for a minute before Jimi Hendrix is lowly playing through your car.

You smile at this. “You know I have a cat named Hendrix. He lives back at home with my parents.” You say.

“That’s a pretty badass name for a cat.” Jake says, huffing a laugh. “Did you have fun tonight?” He asks you.

“I did. Maybe even a little too much. I’m going to pay for this in the morning, but nothing a vanilla sweet cream cold brew with almond milk can’t solve.” You say back.

“Is that your coffee order?” Jake asks with his eyes on the road.

“Yes it is. My go-to everytime. Please don’t tell me you’re a coffee snob and you think anyone who drinks anything but black coffee are weenies.”

Jake laughs at you. “First of all, I have never heard a grown adult say the word weenies. Secondly, I am not a coffee snob. In fact I enjoy a pumpkin spice latte just as much as the next guy.”

**

The rest of the ride back to your apartment consisted of a lot of comfortable conversations. You debated the over-ratedness of pumpkin spice and came to the conclusion that you both loved it too much to hate it. Despite the fact that you both enjoyed liking things that were “different.” You found out Jake was a fall lover just like you and also shared a love for poetry. You had never met anyone like Jake. He was so fascinating to you. He was ridiculously smart, kind, witty, talented, and beyond attractive. He parked your car and walked you up to your apartment. When you got to the door you asked him to come inside while he was waiting on his Uber, and he agreed.

“How long until your Uber is here?” You asked him setting down your bag.

“It says 20 minutes.” Jake says looking down at his phone.

“Okay I’m going to change. Just make yourself at home.” You say to him while walking into your bedroom. You immediately strip out of your concert outfit and pull out your black silk slip gown. You knew it was a little sexy, but you wanted Jake to see it. Then you speed walked into your bathroom and fixed your face, put on deodorant, added body spray, and gargled mouthwash. When you came out Jake was sitting on the couch, but The Zombies were playing on your record player quietly. When he saw you he shifted around in his seat a bit. “You know you look really good in black.” Jake says with his eyes fixated on you.

You grin at him. “Yeah, so do you.” You say sitting down next to him. There wasn’t an inch of space between his legs and yours. You crossed your legs and leaned over to him. “I’m actually pretty sad that you guys are leaving me so soon.” You say, twirling your hair.

“I’ve got to say I didn’t think I would like Atlanta as much as I do. But I know I’ll be back incredibly soon to visit.” Jake says with his eyes flickering from your mouth to your eyes.

“Oh yeah? What do you like so much about Atlanta?” You say to him with a flirty tone.

“I think you know.” He says leaning in closer to you. You can’t help yourself now. You lean in just as close and then his lips are connected to yours. You feel like a million fireworks are going off in your chest. The kiss is soft and sweet, but it continues. You start to deepen the kiss and Jake’s hand finds your hair. He laces his fingers in your hair and gives it a little tug. You moan ever so slightly at this and you can tell that turned Jake on. You put your left hand on his thigh and start rubbing it, you can tell he’s hard. His right hand finds your soft thighs and he runs his hand up under your slip, just lightly massaging your thigh. You can feel how wet you are. You lightly bite his lower lip and Jake lets out a deep breath.

“Jake, cancel your Uber.” You say through kisses.

Jake hums and pulls away. “As much as I would love that, and I know you can feel how much I love that.” He says obviously talking about his hard on. “You have class in the morning and I don’t want to be the reason you miss it or are tired.” He says tucking your hair behind your ear. “And trust me love, if I stayed here tonight you would be exhausted in the morning.” He says giving you a smirk.

You look back at him with lust still full in your eyes and nod your head. “Yeah yeah Mr. responsible I suppose you’re right.” You say trying not to sound disappointed.

He leans over and kisses you softly one more time. “My Uber is five minutes away. I’m going to head down. But just know I’ll be seeing you tomorrow, and I’ll finish thinking of you tonight.” He says with a smirk while getting up.

You giggle at him and walk him towards the door. He kisses you once more before leaving, and your brain feels like scrambled eggs. You take a few Tylenol, wipe off your makeup, and down a glass of water before climbing into bed. Your head is swarming with thoughts but you’re so tired that your eyes get too heavy and sleep wins.

**

The next morning your alarm goes off at 9 and you groggily climb out of bed and take a long hot shower. When you get out you start to feel like a human again. You wrap your hair in a towel and put on your robe while brushing your teeth. You hear a knock at your door. You glance over with confusion. Who could that be? You look at your phone. It’s 9:30. What the hell? You rinse your mouth out quickly and head for the door, but when you open it no one is there. Then you glance down. In front of your door is a venti vanilla cream cold brew with almond milk and a breakfast sandwich. You pick up the bag and see it says:

“Mobile order: delivery for Jake”

**

TODAY:

You had woken up from the late night around 9 and frowned when you reached over and Jake was gone. All you wanted to do was cuddle up to him this morning, well and maybe kiss him again. You decided it was time to get up and make yourself presentable. You headed to Jake’s bathroom and brushed your teeth with the toothbrush that was kept there for you. You know the implications in a relationship when one person has things at the other’s home. Jake had a toothbrush in your bathroom cabinet too. You then washed your face, did some basic skincare, pushed up on your lash extensions, and loosely ran a brush through your hair. Next was deodorant and a spritz of perfume that Jake had sent you one time while he was in Paris on tour. You decided to unpack your clothes a bit, hanging up your dresses that you planned on wearing this weekend. When you finished you realized you were in only one of Jake’s button downs and decided that you should probably wear a little more clothes before going downstairs to greet everyone. You decided on a distressed Black Sabbath t-shirt with some black bike shorts. You knew you would be heading to the venue later so you would have to change eventually. You threw on your black furry slippers and headed downstairs. Josh and Danny were in the kitchen cooking breakfast and Sam was sitting at the island cutting up fruit.

“She’s awake!” Josh yells through the house giving you a smile.

“Yeah good morning princess. Bacon or sausage?” Danny asks you while flipping over sausage patties.

Sam makes a fake gagging noise and you laugh.

“Good morning everyone. I’ll take bacon please Danny.” You say taking a seat next to Sam. Danny nods at you and continues back to cooking. Josh is setting everything out. There are eggs, pancakes (which you can tell are vegan by the way they look), bacon, sausage, and the fruit that Sam is cutting. You look around for a minute before asking, “Where is Jake?”

“Ah lover boy will be back soon. He is out getting coffee for everyone.” Josh says while getting out the syrup.

“How did you sleep last night?” Sam asks while raking his strawberries in a bowl.

“I slept pretty great actually.” You smile to yourself thinking of last night. “How did you sleep Sammy?”

“Oh like a kid on Christmas. I couldn’t wait to get up at 8 and start slaving away on breakfast. Jake’s itinerary is going to kill me.” Sam says back to you with a sigh.

“Wait, this mega breakfast is part of Jake’s itinerary?” You say giggling.

Just then Jake comes through the door with a carrier of coffee in one hand that he’s balancing under his chin and another coffee in his other hand. He locks eyes with you and smiles before walking towards you. He sits down the coffee carrier and hands you the iced coffee in his hand. It’s your favorite from a local Nashville shop with extra cold foam. Jake knows exactly what you like.

“Good morning love.” Jake says kissing your forehead. You notice that Sam looks away fast. He’s probably just tired, he has never been a morning person.

“Good morning Jake. Thank you for the coffee.” You say shooting him a sweet look.

“Of course. I’ll make your plate.” Jake says, then hands everyone their coffees.

You smile into your drink. Jake could be tooth-rottingly sweet. Jake makes your plate; putting a pancake with syrup, a small amount of eggs because he knows you aren’t a huge fan, two pieces of bacon, and a few scoops of fruit before ushering you into the sitting room close to the studio. It was rare that you all ate at the table when the boys cooked. Jake sat your food down on the table and then plopped down next to you on the couch. You placed both of your coffees down on the table. Sam took a seat next to you with Josh next to him and Danny next to Josh.

“I would like to make a toast dear friends.” Josh stated holding his coffee in the air. “To a good weekend. May our days be merry and our drinks overflow. May brother Jake also not have an aneurysm if the itinerary goes awry.”

“Cheers to that, but the itinerary will be followed.” Jake said, holding his coffee in the air.

Everyone laughed and you, Sam, and Danny held your coffee in the air to join the twins. You all started eating your breakfast and the boys started talking about a new song they were working on. You finished your breakfast and were content listening to them talk. They were all musical geniuses as far as you were concerned. Jake had finished his coffee and his hand found his way to your thigh. You and Jake were so complicated. You acted like a couple and to an outsider you looked as if you were in a relationship. You had gotten comfortable with PDA around the boys, which was something you had to get used to. But you have become increasingly paranoid about it in public. The boys don’t get recognized often when you’re with them, but you’re worried one day they will and then questions about you and Jake will start buzzing amongst the fans. It was nearly impossible to explain your situation to anyone. Then god forbid you start seeing leaks of other girls Jake has been with. It would ruin you, so you would rather remain like this. Ignorance is bliss.

“Enough album talk. Are we ready to get on with our day?” Jake says snapping you out of your thoughts. You force back your worries and smile at him.

“What exactly are we doing today?” You say.

“Well” Jake starts, “since we have to go to the venue in a few hours I figured we could go by the farmers market and look around.”

You were a sucker for the farmers market, especially the ones they had in Nashville.

“Sounds good to me. But I think I need to change shoes” you say motioning to your slippers.

**

After the boys cleaned up breakfast you were all ready to go. You ditched the slippers and threw on your black platform converse and added jewelry and sunglasses. You all piled up in Josh’s jeep. Josh drove, Danny road shotgun as he insisted he was taller than Sam and needed more leg room, you sat in the middle with Jake and Sam on both sides.

“Comfortable Sammy?” You asked Sam playfully as you tried to buckle your seatbelt.

“Oh yeah I’m living the dream back here.” He replied. “Daniel scoot your seat up before my knees break off.”

**

When you arrived at the farmers market you all sort of split up. You and Jake had gone to look at the soaps and candles, your favorite. Danny and Sam went to try the homemade hot sauces and Josh went straight to the local honey cart. Jake held your hand and the bag of beautiful smelling soaps and candles he had bought for you. Then he dragged you over to the flower cart. There was an assortment of beautiful bouquets wrapped in brown paper. You absolutely loved fresh flowers.

“Will you pick a bouquet to put in the vase on our island?” Jake asked you.

You nodded at him and smiled. You started studying all of the flowers, but eventually ended on white roses. It just fits them.

Jake pulled out his card to pay for the roses and then said, “I’ll also take the largest bouquet of peonies that you have.”

Peonies were your favorite flower. Jake knew how to make you swoon.

“Here you are. Beautiful flowers for my beautiful girl.” He says handing you the two bouquets.

“I love today, so much. I can’t wait for tonight.” You say kissing his cheek.

This is not normal for you to do in public, but the flowers and candles have put you in a great mood. Jake kisses your cheek back, twice, and agrees about how excited he is for you to see them perform again.

**

When you got back to the house you were a little bummed because you knew the boys would be leaving soon. They had all come back and started taking showers, which was the first step in their show prep. You were in the kitchen putting your flowers in vases, making sure to cut the stems so they all fit correctly. Sam was the first person out and ready. He came out in just a pair of short shorts and wet hair.

“Look at you Martha Stuart.” Sam says as he plopped down in a stool.

“Sammy, will you accept this rose?” You say dramatically handing a white rose towards him.

He clutches his heart and plays along with your antics. “Always and forever my green thumbed goddess. Speaking of green” he starts, “I may or may not have stocked up on the devil’s lettuce for tomorrow night.”

You look at him with delight. “Sammy, you're my hero.” You say hugging his neck.

You and Sam were definitely the stoners of the group. At one time your favorite thing in the world was getting Josh higher than a kite and asking him his thoughts on space and time. Jake walks down the steps while you're mid-hug with Sam. Then Josh and Danny come out of their rooms.

“Are we ready? The driver is here.” Jake says.

“Yes, let's do this! The time is upon us. We will see you there later mama.” Josh says walking by you and patting your shoulder.

Sam gets up to run and grab his shoes and sweatshirt. You walk over to Jake and wrap your arms around him and he wraps his arms around your waist.

“Good luck tonight Jakey. I’ll see you later.” You say looking into his eyes.

“My luck will be there watching from VIP, and I know my luck will look damn good.” Jake replies while rubbing your back.

He leans in for a kiss like he does before every time he leaves for a show, but this kiss isn’t soft and sweet like usual. Jake kisses you hard and holds you tight. It takes the breath away from you and now you don’t give a shit about the show, you just want Jake to take you upstairs to continue this.

Josh coughs really loudly and your moment is cut short. “The driver is here, we shouldn't keep him waiting any longer.” Josh says walking to the door. Sam is behind him and he doesn’t look up at you when he walks by. Strange. You give Jake a final kiss and release him to head to the door. They pull out and it’s just you there. You decide to go upstairs to take a nap before getting ready for the show and the after party.

**

When you wake up you have about two hours before you need to leave to head to the venue to see the boys backstage before the show. You climb out of bed and straighten up the blankets and pillows. You head straight for the shower, tonight is a full glam night and you can’t wait to see what Jake thinks of your outfit. You shower and shave/exfoliate your whole body. You put on some oil before getting out and your skin feels the softest it has in a while. You towel dry your hair before lightly blow drying it. Once it’s dry you throw in some texture spray and put your big rollers in. Now it’s time for skincare and makeup. You tone and moisturize, brush your teeth again, then throw on some teeth whitening strips. You shuffle your music and start feeling yourself when Depeche Mode comes on. For makeup you have done a full glam face. Very dewy skin, heavy contour and blush, subtle highlight, a fox eye look made with black eyeshadow, a big mauve glossy lip, and you even added some extra half lashes on top of your extensions. You then put on lotion and luminous skin tint on your whole body. You walked to Jake’s closet and pulled out the dress you would be wearing tonight. It was a small black silk dress. The neckline plunged incredibly low and there was a keyhole cutout just under the cleavage. Jake loved you in black, and you knew tonight would make it hard for him to look anywhere else but you. You smiled at this thought, Jake always made you feel so hot and confident. You slid into your dress and it was skin tight. It hugged your curves so well and your breasts set perfectly in it. You grabbed your black strappy heels that tie around your ankle and put them on. Then you went back to the bathroom and took out your rollers, fluffed your hair, and sprayed a ton of product in it. You finished off by drowning yourself in perfume, taking off your whitening strips, and spraying on extra deodorant. You decided to do gold chunky jewelry putting on large gold bangles on each wrist and thick gold hoops. You were so happy with how you look and found yourself so excited for tonight, even if you did have to see your high school friends. You grabbed your small black YSL purse and stuffed in lip gloss, blotting paper, deodorant, and gum before heading down. You checked your phone and Jake had texted you saying your driver would be pulling up any minute. You walked outside, locked the house up, and waited for your ride.

**

You arrived at the venue and the driver had dropped you off in the back entrance that would lead to where the boys were. You walked to the door and told them your name before being handed your VIP lanyard pass. You tucked it in your purse hanging half out so it was visible. You walked excitedly to the dressing room so ready to see Jake. You open the door and immediately see… Cole? What the fuck was he doing back here. You then see his brother and their friend. Fuck. Josh must have given them VIP passes, he thought he was a comedian. This meant you would all be sitting in the VIP area together, great.

“Holy shit hey mama! Damn, look at you.” Josh shouts from across the room while walking up to you already in his stage attire.

You survey the whole room. Sam and Danny are on the loveseat scribbling down what you presume is a setlist. Your high school friends are standing around at the bar area which is where Josh just came from, and Jake has his back turned to you sitting on the couch with guitar in hand. When he hears Josh he turns his neck and looks at you with wide eyes.

Josh hugs you and whispers “Before you kill me I genuinely did not intend on giving them backstage passes. That was a venue fuck up.” He says half laughing. You shoot him a glare and then fake a smile at him. He steps away and Jake is right behind him. He wraps you into a tight squeeze with his hands hovering on your hips. “Goddamn angel are you trying to kill me? I mean fuck. You look unbelievable.”

You giggle at him and breath in at the pet name that Jake uses when he’s turned on. “Do you like it? Or is it too much?” You say innocently, rubbing your hands on your dress.

Jake smirks at you and pulls you in closer, peppering kisses on your neck. “Like it? I have half the mind to cancel this goddamn show to take you home just to show you how much I like it.”

You laugh at him and he takes your hand and leads you to the couch. You pass the bar on the way there and wave and say hello at your high school friends who are still talking to Josh. At least he is keeping them entertained, you thought.

“Oh wow you look great!” Danny says as you sit down next to Jake and cross your legs.

“Yeah, you do.” Sam says looking up at you sweetly.

You thank them and then Jake throws his hand over your legs while they finish planning the jam session encore together. Josh takes his seat next to you and your friends from high school trickle in standing around the table sipping whatever cocktails Josh had made for them. Twenty minutes go by and the boys have to head to sound check and final call. Jake kisses your head and grabs his guitar before heading out with the other three. Then security escorts you and the others to your VIP seats. It’s a small section side stage on Jake’s side. On the walk there you make small talk with Cole and he gives you a few compliments.

When you take your seat Cole sits next to you and says, “Soooooo are you and the guitarist dating or something?”

There it was. That question that you hated so much. You decided to play it cool and shook your head and smiled.

“No.” Is all you say and leave it at that. He looks at you curiously but doesn’t press any further. One of the security officers brings you a High Noon and you knew it was compliments of Jake. The lights begin to go down and the show starts.

**

After an enthralling show, which entailed a moment where Jake walked over to the very edge of the stage and played the solo of “When the Curtain Falls” looking straight at you, you were being escorted backstage again. Of course this meant the high school friends were right behind you. You were irritated at this, but it wasn’t security’s fault, they didn’t know. You were greeted by boys in a great mood still sweaty from the stage.

“That was a hell of a show guys!” Cole says.

“Oh yeah thanks man.” Danny says, looking at you curiously. You nod towards Josh and Danny cracks a smile. Jake hugs you and you giggle and shove him away. “Jake, you're so sweaty oh my god get changed so we can get to the bar.” You say.

He looks down at you and curls his lip. Then you realize what had just happened. You had just announced your plans with your high school friends in the room. Fuck.

“Yes, that's a great idea. Let’s all get changed and get out of here I’m ready to drink!” Josh declares.

“Where are you guys going?” Cole asks.

“Oh yeah we have this little hole in the wall where we go and drink and play pool. It’s very lowkey.” Danny says.

“Feel free to join us if you want.” Josh says to them and you shoot him a glance. You know he is just trying to be nice. Josh would hate for anyone to feel left out. They all three oblige and after the boys change you’re leaving the venue and headed towards the bar for what you know is going to be an eventful night.

* thank you for reading!!!! also I’m seeing Greta today in Knoxville :)

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And who caused the Snowflake Formtation?(Wrong answears only)

Also remeber that a comment will make the author much happier,and make the world a slightly better place. And Commenting,Following and favoriting me and my works will inspire me to do more!And i will always listen to your questions and suggestions.

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ALSO ON MARCH 27TH I WILL TELL OF THE GUARDIANS BIGGEST THREAT,ONE WHICH THEY WONT FIGHT ALONE...ONE THAT I HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP TO IN MY OTHER WORKS!!!!(Prologue March 26th)

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[killed-by-choice]

Yvonne Tanner, 22 (USA 1984)

On July 10, 1984, Yvonne Tanner underwent a “safe and legal” abortion at the Inglewood facility in California. The abortionist was Stephen Pine and/or Morton Barke. She immediately went into a coma and died on August 14, 1984. Her death certificate notes that she suffered coma, hypertension, and urinary tract infection.

Inglewood had a horrifying record of dead clients and malpractice. Yvonne was one of 6 dead clients. The others were 17-year-old Kathy Murphy, Lynette Wallace, Cora Mae Lewis, Elizabeth Tsuji and Belinda Byrd. (Out of all of the dead clients, all were Black except for Kathy and Elizabeth. This has led some to suspect that racism played a role in the consistently horrific malpractice that Inglewood clients suffered.) Inglewood was shut down by the state of California multiple times, but they just repeatedly reopened under a slightly different name. Inglewood General Hospital, Inglewood Hospital, Inglewood Women’s Hospital, Inglewood Women’s Clinic and more were all rebranding attempts by Inglewood after being shut down for malpractice.

In May and June of 1984, inspectors found the following violations at Inglewood (Statement of Deficiencies and Plan of Correction 5/18/84 and 6/21/84):

• clients had complications, but “none” was written in complication section of surgical log

•two surgical logs had no entries, just a blank under complications

• cervical dilators inserted by unlicensed staff

• consent for cervical dilator insertions not checked

• multiple clients’ physical exam forms and history forms contained different information

• unlicensed/unqualified staff giving tentative gestational diagnosis

• no documentation of physician being notified of ruptured membranes

• one aide inserted laminaria, another was documented as doing it

• clients having seizures that went entirely undocumented

• patient charted as in acute distress and unable to get blood pressure, but distress not described and no reason given for inability to get blood pressure

• entries in charts written over and/or not dated

• no EKG stripchart in post-anesthesia recovery room

• written policy for flash autoclave not followed

• the facility was not licensed to provide outpatient and emergency services but was advertising them anyway

• surgical suite shelving was laden with dust and lint, surgical suite ceiling ventilation grid encrusted with grayish material

• inspectors noted that Inglewood “does not have enough surgical equipment, nor does it appear that staff is properly sterilizing their equipment as evidenced by comparing the hospital’s surgical log with the number of surgical sets available.” They also noted that nurses, practitioner, and physician assistant lacked clinical privileges.

In the same year that Yvonne was killed, no fewer than 5 other clients sued for severe abortion injuries that almost killed them and at least three of those clients suffered permanent injuries and disabilities. (LA County Superior Court Case No SCC12219, LA County Superior Court Case No. SCC11519, LA County Superior Court Case No. C577956, LA County Superior Court Case No. WEC092527, LA County Superior Court Case No. WEC86705)

Had Inglewood been shut down and the staff truly held accountable for the deplorable inspection reports in May and June, Yvonne and her baby could have been spared. Yvonne’s surviving daughter Yonell Marie would have been spared the trauma of losing her mother and baby sibling.

LA Superior Court Case No. C555261

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California Death Index, 1940-1997 database, Yvonne Tanner, 14 Aug 1984; Department of Public Health Services, Sacramento.

United States Social Security Death Index database, Yvonne Tanner, Aug 1984; citing U.S. Social Security Administration, Death Master File, database (Alexandria, Virginia: National Technical Information Service, ongoing).

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[miniherodesktales]

Artemis being the worst student

1.) Dr Poe: Yes, I know that it’s 3.30 on a Friday afternoon, but that bell is for me and not for you. You have to wait -

Oliver: Sir, Artemis has already left the classroom.

2.) Dr Poe: You earned a hundred percent on your maths exam, Artemis, which means you’ve earned this certificate.. Make sure it goes in your Record of Achievement.

Artemis: I can barely contain my ecstasy, sir.

 3.) Headteacher: Remember, we want our school to look as impressive as possible; we want our visitors to leave completely amazed and - yes, Artemis?

Artemis: Will we get paid to stay later and work?

HT: No, because you’re not -

Artemis: Or compensated or rewarded in anyway?

HT: You’ll be rewarded by taking pride in your -

Artemis: I’m leaving.

4.) During break Artemis is reading the Financial Times on his phone when Oliver and Patrick arrive, leading a donkey by a halter. Artemis stares at them.

Oliver: I know you think that because I’m a prefect I should be beyond approach, but I promise you that I can explain -

Artemis: Whatever.

5.) Oliver: I like being a prefect. Wouldn’t you want to be one?

Artemis: No, I can think of many other things I’d rather be.

Oliver: Like what?

Artemis. Dead. Or literally anything else.

Oliver: I love your sass.

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[imlyfie]

Vincenzo headcannon

After three years of being the Cassano mafia boss and taking care (wiping out) their rivals aka Lucianos and relocsting the Cassanos to their original home cack in Italy after the disaster that was Paolo's leading, Vincenzo readily gives the job to someone else, say his cousin and his wife is the main consigliere of the family now.

He does not have many responsibilities but because of his connections, reputation, skills, bonds and the fact he cannot just part with the mafia, Vincenzo becomes a part-time consigliere where Ie usually becomes an ambassador of sorts cleaning up the trash (like babel but like 10% downscale). His main job is to take care of and run the safe haven that is Pagliuzza and it's residents. So Vin gets in touch with Mr Ahn and Mr Cho where they have cleared his name and created a new identity and personal particulars with the name Oh Joo Hyung.

Vinny takes the legal exam to become a lawyer in Korea and gets his license online (idk if it's real bear with me here it's a headcanon).

After the initial shock and get-together of the Geumga Plaza, Jipuragi has an additional member to its growing team of one paralegal and paralegal in training, one hell of a tenacious lawyer who also dubs as a CEO and three interning lawyers, an new lawyer by the name Oh Joo Hyung arrives.

And there is gossip from the interns that the two older, experienced lawyers are long lost lovers who reunited from their long distance relationship and decided to work back to strengthen their marriage.

Our resident couple decides to humour them and the other teamts as well, mainly because why not.

And besides, it's not like a confirmed relationship on paper to show the government is gonna change their dynamic of finger flicks bets on whose method of convincing their witnesses or where they sleep together in the fluffy bedroom of the mini apartment, where a certain pigeon has visited again after a three-year-long break and has learnt manners, to increase convinience, or its tying up money-hungry detective and threatening them by kicking the wheeled chair off an abandoned building.

Their marriage is not a big deal. It just happens so suddenly and secretly. It starts with him casually joking about it in one of their pillow talks.

This leads to her sending him an envelope via post which contained a contract for the registration of a marriage certificate with her signature already on it.

He returns it to her casually the next day along with the other documents for their current case, followed by a box. Form signed and a box containing a ring. Her ring. She raises an eyebrow and catches the sight of his left hand's ring finger already sporting a platinum band with a plate encrusting small diamonds. No wonder he had shoved that hand in his pocket long than usual. From her desk, she could see that bastard smirking like no tomorrow, hiding behind his papers.

After everyone has left and it's just the two of them, Vincenzo well now Joo Hyung is now stopped by Cha Young straddling him holding out the box to him

"I don't recall you asking me to marry you"

"I definitely did, remember three years back? Surrounded by an orchestra and flashing cameras? And art gallery was it? Ragusang. You forgot to process the papers so they were delayed sweetie."

"Omo! Yah, that wasn't you it was Mr Anderson wasn't it darling"

"Hmmm, fair point."

*takes ring and holds it out but instead of and awkward hesitancy, he leans into her ear and asks*

"Will you marry me"

*she smirks and pulls him by his tie to crash their lips together as he slips the ring onto her finger*

"I better go process the registration then."

"Hmmm, yeah you do that, makgeolli and ramyeon tonight?"

"Add fried chicken, beef jerky and pajeon as well. Oohh! Also buy soju and wine and whiskey. I wanna get wasted tonight. Ah! It's a great day to be alive!"

The next day Mr Nam sees their hands and sends a picture to the Geumga plaza chat group the photo.

It blows up with replies varying from "Finally!" "Why weren't we invited, I made him my baby girl's godfather" "He's a mafia you idiot, we cant be there for safety reasons." "Wait, they were not married three years ago?"

For Vincenzo and Cha Young, weddings were a waste of time and money and an unhealthy amount of words and worries That doesn't mean they didn't go to Pagliuzza for their honeymoon, rather honey month, and took endless wedding photos with Cha Yong rocking every dress from satin ball gowns to mermaid styled body cons with tulle accents and to velvet evening dresses.

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Being a Project Manager for the major part of my career, I started noticing that some of my peers were getting good job offers after completing the SAP PP Course. That’s when I started exploring this course and a reliable organisation from where I could study online to balance with my job. Thankfully, Kodak Consulting fit all my requirements and I enrolled myself without any delay. Just as I had visualized, on completion of the course I have been flooded with offers from MNCs. I shall be joining my new organisation next month.

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The SAP PP Course has been a life changer for me. Its well-curated course content tuned to industry demand along with the opportunity to work on live projects and solve real-life case studies helped me get a job as the Sales Head of a reputed organization. This enormous leap in my career could not have been possible without the robust support from Kodak Consulting. Shall definitely recommend them to my peers.

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please rant about Madou Monogatari: Big Kindergarten Kids

No problem!

Madou Monogatari: Hanamaru Daiyouchi Enji (or Madou Monogatari: Big Kindergarten Kids as the fan translation calls it) is an RPG in Compile's Madou Monogatari series released on the Super Famicom (Japanese SNES). This game came out when Madou's spinoff series, Puyo Puyo (you might have heard of it) had reached popularity in Japan, so it was actually advertised as a "Puyo Puyo RPG".

The main story is quite simple. A kindergarten-aged Arle Nadja has to find one of several Exam Certificates scattered around the world to be able to take her final exam. One morning a stork brings down a letter for her, but neither Arle nor her mother can read it. Arle takes the letter to her grandmother, who tells arle that the letter is a legend that tells of eight Secret Stones. Whoever gets all of them can have a wish granted if they bring it to the lake on top of Sage's Mountain, so Arle naturally goes on an epic quest to collect 'em all.

Gameplay-wise, it might be your standard RPG fare, but all most games in the Madou Monogatari series are missing something that's standard for other RPGs: there aren't any numbers. The only value that still retains a numerical value is the amount of money you have on hand; everything else (e.g., your health, your magic, opponent's health, and even the level your character is currently at) is represented by text. Arle will say stuff like, "I'm supercharged! This is perfect!" "Gee, my body feels... heavy..." "Oww! It hurts real bad!" "I'm gonna get knocked out..." to indicate her health. Likewise, she says things to indicate the health of the enemy she's fighting and her magic. It's actually a really cool little system, and works great for people who haven't played an RPG before. Ironically, it can actually be harder to get used to if you've played quite a few traditional RPGs, but once you get the hang of it, it's easy as Puyo Pie.

Big Kindergarten Kids strays a bit from other games in the series. While most Madou games are first-person, this game features a top-down viewpoint found in many SNES/Super Famicom RPGs. Also, running away from battles never fails, whereas it had a chance of failing in other titles, which means if you're particularly low on health, you can nip out of a fight if you're not in the mood to deal with crazy. Another neat thing is since you're in a top-down RPG now, you won't have to deal with annoying menus to use special items. Just use the L and R shoulder buttons to switch between the items, and use the Y button to use it. Awesome!

This game features a lot of the cast of the Puyo games you've come to know and love (although Schezo seems to be completely absent from the title, which sucks). Quite a few characters you might've met before in Puyo Puyo 2 in particular make appearances here.

All in all, while it does contain some cryptic and confusing parts to it, Madou Monogatari: Big Kindergarten Kids is an amusing and very enjoyable game, and I very much do recommend playing it, especially if you're new to the RPG genre - it's the perfect entry-level RPG. There's even a fan translation so you can play it in English, plus one for Portugese that is still kinda buggy. Definitely one of my favorite SNES/Super Famicom games, and believe me, I have quite a few!

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Witch Tips- Crystal Deodorant

What? A witchcraft related post on this blog you followed for witchcraft related things?! Absolutely wild.

No but this is actually a purely secular witchcraft related thing which I feel like I haven't posted something like that in ages. So buckle up, it's going to be a long one.

Anyway....

I am a very reasonable hippie. I love "unnatural" things like my contact lenses, antidepressants, and vaccines, but I also tend to seek out the green or more natural version of things provided that

A- It actually does what it says it does

And B- the price and effort required doesn't outweigh the benefits

And this new thing that I've been trying for the past 3 months or so definitely meets those criteria and is a great addition to my witchy toolbox: crystal deodorant.

What the hell is that?

It's a salt rock that you use as deodorant.

No I'm not joking.

I've been looking into a few different natural deodorant options for awhile now, simply because there's a lot of conflicting research on the long-term effects of ingredients in antiperspirants (aluminum, propylene glycol, parabens, various fragrances, etc.)

Again, I'm not against artificial ingredients solely because they're artificial. Everything is chemicals, after all. But as I've been studying for my personal trainer certification exam, I"ve learned more about the importance of being able to sweat during physical activity. Antiperspirants clog sweat glands. That's how they work. The armpits also contain lymph nodes, which filter out any bacteria/bad compounds that eventually excrete through waste. So the less work I can make for them, the better.

But most DIY "natural" deodorant recipes suck. Maybe for those that live in colder climates or aren't as physically active, they could work.

Native Deodorant, which is probably the most popular natural one on the market right now is thirteen dollars for a single stick. No thanks.

Crystal deodorant though- that's a game changer.

There are various brands, but this is the one I tried. About 5-6 dollars depending on where you buy which is about the same as the Old Spice I used to use, maybe a dollar more.

It's a literal stick of mineral salts. You apply it onto wet skin (or run the stick under water briefly), and it deposits a layer of particles that are too small to absorb into the skin but kills any bacteria that accumulates as you sweat. It's advertised as lasting 24 hours with no odor. I've found that I can get 18-24 depending on the weather and my activity level.

Y'all- this thing works. I've been out working in the garden in 90 degree weather, sweating like crazy, but no smell. No residue getting on my clothes, no fragrance or other things that might irritate sensitive skin. It also lasts quite a bit longer since you're not using a ton of product per application. I've been using it for nearly three months straight and my stone is barely smaller than it was when I first got it.

The few drawbacks is that it's kind of hard to take with you and reapply quickly. You have to get the stone wet/put it on wet skin for it to work so it's not something you can just throw on at random.

If you've been using standard antiperspirant for awhile, it's common to sweat more/smell worse the first few days using natural products. Mixing a bit of ACV with baking soda or bentonite clay and applying it like a mask before a shower will drastically reduce that "transition" time period.

I typically put it on right after I shower but be warned- don't put it on right after you shave. Because even if you didn't cut yourself, shaving still creates micro-abrasions on your skin that fucking hurt if you put salt on them. Literal salt in a wound. (Found this out the hard way)

Kate, this is neat but why is it witchy?

It's a massive stick of salt! Salt is a key component in many spells for cleansing and especially protection. I drew a simple sigil on the bottom of the stick and now I've incorporated a mini protection spell into my daily routine. This kind of spell is so helpful especially if you get into a rut/have trouble maintaining a regular practice.

I hope this is helpful for y'all, if you have any questions about natural skincare/hygiene products please message me because I love talking about this stuff. (I could write a full essay on my diva cup, for real) Or you can just message me in general to say hi! I'm traveling for a wedding this week so I may not be able to respond right away but I'm always down for making new witchy friends.

Have a wonderful day fellow witches, brightest of blessings!-Kate

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"you're miss piggy" has made my day omg she's all I've ever wanted to be

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

very much a night owl. my sleep schedule has been horrendous lately

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

I have a memory box that contains all sorts of important things from my life, like letters from relatives, my first pointe shoes, birthday cards, my old ballet exam certificates, and a bunch of other really important stuff

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

it fluctuates. half is pink/girly/sparkly, very much miss piggy vibes, pink eyeshadow and blush and lipgloss. the other half is casual crunchy/outdoorsy with very minimal/no makeup. sometimes I'll wear a flowy sun dress or a floral print top, and then other times I've got my jeans and a fleece and my puffy vest

💙 Relationship status?

my girlfriend and I have been together for about 5 and a half years!

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Cats, Dogs and Chinese Medicine

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However, Zink's approach consists of the full vary of Taoist yoga, both yin and typical. The National Certification Commission for Acupuncture and Oriental Medicine (NCCAOM) administers the national board exam, which incorporates 4 elements: Foundations of Oriental Medicine, Biomedicine, Acupuncture, and Chinese Herbology. Large forces approached Minyue concurrently from four directions through land and sea in 111 BC. So, what does this truly mean when it comes to a human physique? The political system advanced into what historians call bakuhan, a mixture of the terms bakufu and han (domains) to describe the federal government and society of the interval. Each han (daimyo domain) inspired the production of crafts to improve their funds, and crafts akin to furnishings and inro beautifully decorated with lacquer, metal or ivory grew to become in style among wealthy folks. They have been mainly effectively-educated city merchants, and thus had been characteristic of the people whom the Khmer Rouge detested. Cruikshank notes burnout can manifest throughout this season, particularly in people who are busy and don’t usually have time for self-care. In individuals and animals, for instance, chi is answerable for the functioning of the organs, including the cardio-­respiratory system.

It’s believed to heal quite a few diseases, together with inside bleeding, anemia, and dizziness. Centipedes are believed to deal with plenty of circumstances in TCM, including alleviating pain, easing complications, and stopping seizures. Geckos are also utilized in China as a medicinal ingredient that’s believed to nourish the kidneys and lungs. The fatty tissue is believed to treat stomach ulcers, improve pores and skin complexions, and provide nutrients to a woman’s reproductive system. Even small centipedes that can't pierce human skin are thought-about frightening by some people as a result of their dozens of legs moving at the identical time and their tendency to dart swiftly out of the darkness in the direction of one's feet. It’s all cooked down into a black, gelatin-like mixture mentioned to improve pores and skin complexions and decrease cholesterol. The fungus is found in the winter within the plateaus of Tibet and Northern China, the place it’s hunted down by skilled collectors and bought for as much as $30,000 per kilogram. However, the concept of night can be damaged down into different, smaller elements.

The expanse and warmth we can feel in the season of Summer can give us a more loose concept of time, so when the calendar rolls round to September, we are often pressed to jump again into the routines and plans and the transition will be overwhelming for many. It’d take a lifetime to study all of the components, however these are some of the issues you’re prone to see in the event you get a chance to go to a retailer in China. In 3-5 am in chinese medicine , sure instructions had been never revealed till, perhaps after a lifetime of dedication, the grasp would condescend to entrust one or two of the most worthy college students. Anyone who has pulled an all-nighter or two can attest to the fact that if we strive to stay awake for too lengthy, yang can fairly all of a sudden transform into yin (hopefully not during the center of an examination or vital assembly). The final relationship that we want to know about yin and yang is that they can “intertransform,” which is a fancy method of saying that something that is yin can grow to be yang, and anything that's yang can develop into yin. If they're because of excess, the sound is loud and short, whereas deficiency hiccups have a weak sound and final longer.

Now, you may have observed in the final couple of graphs that the whole proportion of yin and yang didn't add up to 100, and you additionally would possibly remember that one among the important thing relationships between yin and yang is that they counterbalance each other. A minority of the economic elite of Indonesian society, each those that were and weren't ethnic Chinese, secured relationships with Suharto's family members and members of the military for safety, while small business homeowners relied on native legislation enforcement officials. If we analyze this record, we see that yin things tend to be dark, nonetheless, and about resting or nourishing, while yang things are usually extra about gentle, movement, and activity. While Taoists aren't all the time able to describe the Tao, they did, and still do, have very specific units of directions as to the way it could be attained. Wrong. Users increasingly uncover that fashionable digital units should not modifiable. Dr. Robert Becker’s writing provides a considerably-uncommon voice from the modern medical group that connects compassionate medical care to scientific concept-a connection resonating with lots of these inquisitive about Chinese medicine. When you've got a medical issue, please seek steering and remedy from a licensed medical skilled.

The most common treatment plan is a mixture of acupuncture and natural medicine. Chinese medicine practitioner scopes of follow varies by location. As an Eastern medicine practitioner working within the Western world, you will be able to help provide access to this a lot wanted medical skill. If somebody has a standard quantity of yin, but a lot yang, this known as an “excess” or “repletion” of yang. If an individual could be very weak, with a skinny and deep pulse, not having much of a fever and the chilly lingers for weeks, we are going to deal with them much in another way than a person who is available in with a big fever, big pulse and very quickly moving illness. This experience shall be of lasting worth in your future professional lives as healthcare suppliers and healers. The face is as soon as again split into zones and each area is studied by a educated skilled. The black (yin) area of the symbol is at its thickest in this area.

Ejiao is pan fried and steamed donkey cover, and the black gelatin appears a bit like a bit of smooth plastic. Like nearly chinese medicine kidney , it has a courtyard, which reduces outdoors noise. Biomedicine doesn't recognize qi as a substance of the physique, and but it is essential to Chinese medicine. As with another substance in the body, qi has specific capabilities. Disorders of the spirit-mind could cause sickness in the physique, and vice versa. When we discuss in regards to the stability of yin and yang in physique, we're actually talking about the stability between matter and vitality. Waitresses and waiters are anticipated to fill up your water if they see it working low, and this may be why we are inclined to see cold water served at eating places. We are able to see this relationship simply with the pair “movement (running) and rest.” If we're working we will eventually get tired and need to rest, so that we have power to start out running once more. The brand new discount codes are consistently updated on Couponxoo. Since yin and yang are comparisons, we are able to proceed to determine the yin and yang facets of these smaller parts.

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