#smart idiots

[meru90]

hc that haitham was a lil blushy mess😣and then 🗿🗿

#genshin impact #haikaveh #genshinimpact #Alhaitham #kaveh #fanart #they make me go crazy #genshin fanart #its just the angst made them so much tastier #AND TO THINK HAITHAM IS THE ONE PINING FOR YEARS OOOFF #HE JUST DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SHOW HIS LOVE #AND EVEN IF HE DID KAVEH WOULD NOT BELIVE IT #SMART IDIOTS #i mean if you look hard you can clearly see how he has a soft spot for kaveh my boy open ur eyes

[imlyfie]

Vincenzo headcannon

After three years of being the Cassano mafia boss and taking care (wiping out) their rivals aka Lucianos and relocsting the Cassanos to their original home cack in Italy after the disaster that was Paolo's leading, Vincenzo readily gives the job to someone else, say his cousin and his wife is the main consigliere of the family now.

He does not have many responsibilities but because of his connections, reputation, skills, bonds and the fact he cannot just part with the mafia, Vincenzo becomes a part-time consigliere where Ie usually becomes an ambassador of sorts cleaning up the trash (like babel but like 10% downscale). His main job is to take care of and run the safe haven that is Pagliuzza and it's residents. So Vin gets in touch with Mr Ahn and Mr Cho where they have cleared his name and created a new identity and personal particulars with the name Oh Joo Hyung.

Vinny takes the legal exam to become a lawyer in Korea and gets his license online (idk if it's real bear with me here it's a headcanon).

After the initial shock and get-together of the Geumga Plaza, Jipuragi has an additional member to its growing team of one paralegal and paralegal in training, one hell of a tenacious lawyer who also dubs as a CEO and three interning lawyers, an new lawyer by the name Oh Joo Hyung arrives.

And there is gossip from the interns that the two older, experienced lawyers are long lost lovers who reunited from their long distance relationship and decided to work back to strengthen their marriage.

Our resident couple decides to humour them and the other teamts as well, mainly because why not.

And besides, it's not like a confirmed relationship on paper to show the government is gonna change their dynamic of finger flicks bets on whose method of convincing their witnesses or where they sleep together in the fluffy bedroom of the mini apartment, where a certain pigeon has visited again after a three-year-long break and has learnt manners, to increase convinience, or its tying up money-hungry detective and threatening them by kicking the wheeled chair off an abandoned building.

Their marriage is not a big deal. It just happens so suddenly and secretly. It starts with him casually joking about it in one of their pillow talks.

This leads to her sending him an envelope via post which contained a contract for the registration of a marriage certificate with her signature already on it.

He returns it to her casually the next day along with the other documents for their current case, followed by a box. Form signed and a box containing a ring. Her ring. She raises an eyebrow and catches the sight of his left hand's ring finger already sporting a platinum band with a plate encrusting small diamonds. No wonder he had shoved that hand in his pocket long than usual. From her desk, she could see that bastard smirking like no tomorrow, hiding behind his papers.

After everyone has left and it's just the two of them, Vincenzo well now Joo Hyung is now stopped by Cha Young straddling him holding out the box to him

"I don't recall you asking me to marry you"

"I definitely did, remember three years back? Surrounded by an orchestra and flashing cameras? And art gallery was it? Ragusang. You forgot to process the papers so they were delayed sweetie."

"Omo! Yah, that wasn't you it was Mr Anderson wasn't it darling"

"Hmmm, fair point."

*takes ring and holds it out but instead of and awkward hesitancy, he leans into her ear and asks*

"Will you marry me"

*she smirks and pulls him by his tie to crash their lips together as he slips the ring onto her finger*

"I better go process the registration then."

"Hmmm, yeah you do that, makgeolli and ramyeon tonight?"

"Add fried chicken, beef jerky and pajeon as well. Oohh! Also buy soju and wine and whiskey. I wanna get wasted tonight. Ah! It's a great day to be alive!"

The next day Mr Nam sees their hands and sends a picture to the Geumga plaza chat group the photo.

It blows up with replies varying from "Finally!" "Why weren't we invited, I made him my baby girl's godfather" "He's a mafia you idiot, we cant be there for safety reasons." "Wait, they were not married three years ago?"

For Vincenzo and Cha Young, weddings were a waste of time and money and an unhealthy amount of words and worries That doesn't mean they didn't go to Pagliuzza for their honeymoon, rather honey month, and took endless wedding photos with Cha Yong rocking every dress from satin ball gowns to mermaid styled body cons with tulle accents and to velvet evening dresses.

#vincenzo cassano #hong cha young #geumga tenants #chayenzo #chacenzo #vincha #cencha #song joong ki X jeon yeo been #who needs a pompous wedding when you got a wholeass decked out tropical island #im weak for them #idiots in love #smart idiots #its the chayenzo way of doing things #lyf headcanons #headcanon #help me god #theyre in love

[schibborasso]

INVANTERY Paco Pomet, oil on canvas, 130 x 170 cm, 2022 from the group-show SMART IDIOTS, woaw gallery, hong kong

#smart idiots #art #oil on canvas

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"

Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.

imagine this exchange happens between pages 28-29 in The Crab with the Golden Claws

#tintin #adventures of tintin #comic #captain haddock #archibald haddock #snowy #milou #fanart #the crab with the golden claws #i remember tintin crafting a trumpet to communicate with an elephant #and he remarks he must get the accent correct #very odd scenario but it shows he would be a stickler for that sort of thing #i also have to say accents do not indicate how smart someone is #a lot of pundits use an english accent to sound more credible #but i have to say there are a lot of fucking idiots here #me included #thank you 2011 film for validating my scottish haddock headcanon #any french speakers who have read to this point i wonder what your hcs are for his french speaking accent

[kipper-face-penny-bottle]

I love that Adaine goes, “Oh, she’s STUPID” whenever an NPC has an off moment when her best friends are:

-a guy who tried to fight hardened pirates with the members of his dad’s pyramid scheme

-a girl who tried to ribbon dance down a tower

-a guy who got tattoos of incomplete anagrams because he thought they were clues

-a guy who thought every stranger was his dad

-Hilda Hilda

#they’re her emotional support idiots and she loves them very much #except riz who just had that one day and is otherwise very smart #also in fairness sometimes its Siobhan talking #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fh #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 fantasy high #d20 fh #d20 fhjy #dropout #dropout tv #adaine abernant #riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth #kristen applebees #fabian seacaster

[dafinalbraincell]

A real conversation I had with my friend today

My friend: would zombies like Asian brains

Me not missing a beat: course they would its well spiced and filled with smarts

My friend: we're safe tho we have none

Me: true dat

#my final braincell #chaotic energy #why am i like this #matching energies with my bff #zombies #Asian #don't be offended im Asian too #matching dumbassary #smart idiots

[assiraphales]

nah but the way some parts of the fandom mistake luffy embracing joy & freedom over conquest as naivety (to the point of infantilizing him) is so ironic considering that most of his enemies underestimate for the same reasons. baby girl has seen cruelty oppression societal rules and abuse first hand and does understand it—he just chooses not to accept it

#he’s an idiot / dumbass but I will fight u tooth and nail that he is smart #monkey d luffy #one piece

[prismatoxic]

i'm feeling a lot of emotions about how the adventurer's guide straight up says laios is smart

like, of course he is. of course he is. i already knew that and i think a lot of other people do too, whether they've read this or not. but also, the perception of him in-universe and also in a lot of the fandom is that he's an idiot, and he's just... not.

he's smart, but not in a way people want. he's smart, but not socially. he's smart, but only in ways that benefit his interests--his love of monsters, his ability to fight them, the things that will save his life and the lives of those he loves. laios is intelligent, but only if you judge him for himself rather than compare him to society at large, to what people think of when they think "smart."

#as someone whose academic smarts are in the toilet and who has a horrible memory i struggle with feeling like an idiot a lot #there's something really validating about laios being canonically acknowledged as intelligent even with how he's treated by others #tox.txt

[brand-new-hair-band]

My boy may have two braincells but they are WORKING HARD I SWEAR

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Art belongs to @linkeduniverse

#he’s such a smart idiot #look at him go #he knows exactly what he means #let him cook #amazing wonderful art #linked universe #lu wild

[notemaker]

Uhhhh hi Zolu nation. Your in depth analysis and layered complexity based on love, care, friendship and devotion caught me unaware.

#have a doodle #I cant believe that back when it all started #it was just these two idiots #how did one piece continue past the first chapters #nah im kidding #they can be smart and resourceful when they want to #they just dont want to #luffy #zoro #luffy fanart #straw hat luffy #one piece luffy #one piece #one piece zoro #roronoa zoro #zolu #zolu fanart #one piece zolu #art post #my art #im back on my gay bullshit

[cofe-doodles]

desperate but oblivious.

#lmao forgot to post it here #prinxiety #sanders sides #its just roman and virgil sanders being idiots #but one is a smart-ass and the other is a dumbass #the two genders #ts roman #ts virgil #thomas sanders #quote ig #not rlly #i miss posting #but not rlly hajsjsjskzjz

[jewishregulus]

love when ppl make random ass aus for their fave ship that r just nonsensical and crazy . anyways jegulus au in which the potter’s run an animal shelter and usually order their pet supplies online but one day james goes to a chain store and finds regulus, who hates every single thing abt his shitty fucking pet store job and ONLY stays bc having a shitty job getting to pet cats on a leash is better than having a shitty job and not being able to. anyways james sees a twink and loses a few brain cells so he just pretends he has NEVER had a pet before and asks for regulus’ advice to talk to him. in his nervousness james is like “so dogs can’t eat chocolate right hahaha that’s crazy i’d go crazy” and regulus is like “i don’t get paid enough for this”

#regulus black #james potter #marauders era #marauders #jegulus #snake in the lions den #when regulus finds out abt the shelter he’s like wait that’s so sweet what the fuck #and then he’s hit w the earthshattering realization that the idiot regular who always bothers him is actually #incredibly smart and talented and caring and #Oh G-d HIS EXACT TYPE!! THE MADNESS #very inspired by my real life shitty pet store job #Not naming names but a certain chain pet store which has a three letter name should burn #james: so lol dogs should eat right? #regulus: this is fucking unbelievable

[prettiest-boy-around]

i love how fanon harry is either "how dare you fucking speak to me" or "hey guys lets go burn down a building it'll be fun trust"

and canon harry is like

both

in the most chaotic way possible

#harry potter #harry james potter #chaotic harry #i love him so much guys #he's an idiot #but he's a SMART idiot yk?

[maibeenot]

Has anyone done this yet

#hsr #hsr fanart #hsr meme #hsr herta #hsr ruan mei #hsr screwllum #hsr genius society #honkai star rail #they may be smart but they are still idiots #my art

[pancakemolybdenum]

 @josuyasuweek2023 day 2: stolen kiss / confession / stands

each idiot is more clueless than the next

#josuyasuweek #josuyasuweek2023 #josuke higashikata #okuyasu nijimura #josuyasu #lovisas art #i stand by that while okuyasu doesnt have the book smarts josuke is the bigger idiot #he is the last one on earth to catch onto the fact that the feeling is mutual #jjba #jojo

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your serious silly couple

#submission #thesaucemanstrikesback #otp #serious and silly #2 people #draw your otp #draw your characters #idiot #idiot otp #idiots #ineffable idiots #silly #goofy #funny #goofballs #drive through #dumb and smart #serious and idiot #annoyed and happy #annoyed #Otp #draw your otp like this #draw the otp #draw your ship #otp ideas #otp things #otp prompts #otp meme #tag your otp #tag your ocs