#char chats

[chaosnojutsu]

Who *Should* Have Died From The Konoha ~12 Instead Of The One Who Did

rules:

we’re assuming they die under the same circumstances as the other guy

each one listed would have a complete storyline and their death would further the immediate plot as well as the overall narrative

i’m not “just picking characters i don’t like”

i do not condone killing characters for the sake of shock value but am considering shock as a legitimate tool in generating impact of a character’s death

miss me with “[redacted]’s death was a tragic result of the shinobi system” because no it was not. if that were true you could sub out [redacted] for any other child soldier and get the exact same impact. we know exactly why they were chosen and it’s got an (insufficient) explanation irl and in-universe.

#3. Sai

Motivation: Friendship

First of all, imagine the shock value from killing one of THE Team Kakashi members.

Cool. Now imagine Naruto’s shock at Sai sacrificing himself for him.

Sai overanalyzes normal human interaction to the point of not understanding it. He reads books about how to befriend people. He still doesn’t understand it all the time but friendship is coming more naturally to him these days. What he does understand is that Naruto is the only chance of winning this war, and he’s down, and the enemy is aiming for him, and Hinata is trying to stop them but she’s on the ground, the spears are in the air and so is Sai, and Naruto is his friend.

He doesn’t need to think about it much deeper than that.

Now imagine Sasuke “What Does ‘Friend’ Mean To You” Uchiha witnessing this, witnessing Naruto’s reaction, and the further effects this may have on his character. After all, Sai was his replacement. If Naruto feels this strongly about losing someone who was decidedly not him but his friend and teammate nevertheless then… maybe.

#2. Rock Lee

Motivation: Youth

Regardless of *how* this one plays out, no one wants to watch the determined, precious, comedic relief die; no one who’s watched this far into the show wants Rock Lee specifically to die. Huge impact already. But we can make it super duper sad because he deserves a memorable death. I see it going one of two ways.

One: Hinata doesn’t even have the time to try to shield Naruto because Rock Lee is faster. Ten-Tails barely launches the attack and Lee’s already taken/attempted to counter the hit. Perhaps this is his eight gates moment. Similar to Sai, Rock Lee would cite the power of friendship in his dramatic death speech, but he also was just… doing his duty. Truly, if you’re in the “Neji was just another tragic child soldier” camp, Rock Lee is the prime example of what I mean when I say you could sub in any child soldier, which I know sounds paradoxical but stay with me. Rock Lee’s entire personality is training harder than anyone else to benefit a system that will ultimately result in his death. If you want to make a point about child soldiers and needless lives lost, Rock Lee is the one to kill.

Two: Rock Lee doesn’t shield Hinata. He shields Neji. But not necessarily on purpose. The scene plays out exactly as written up to the moment Neji activates his byakugan, and the next frame isn’t him falling to the ground, it’s Rock Lee. The usually-somewhat-reserved Neji is devastated, probably in tears, demanding to know why he would do something like this. Rock Lee coughs up a bit of blood. “I was faster than you.” Smile. “I finally beat you…” Serene eyes fall shut. “…rival.”

And now imagine Naruto’s reaction to losing Bushy Brow. Imagine him watching Gai be brought to his knees by a blow that didn’t physically touch him. Imagine Madara incorrectly perceiving that. The implications. The foreshadowing.

#1. Shino

Motivation: Legacy

I’m gonna be real, the writers were never gonna kill off Rock Lee like that, which is the biggest reason Shino has taken the crown as Most Worthy Of A Tragic Death in my book.

This dude has a connection to both Naruto and Hinata (making him equally as good a sacrifice as Neji if that’s the canon criteria). However, unlike most other (male) characters, Shino isn’t shown to have a particularly close friendship with Naruto. The one recurring joke around Shino is that he’s so irrelevant even Naruto can’t remember his name.

But he is good friends with Hinata. And he knows she’ll spend the rest of her life miserable if Naruto dies, and that if she dies right now she will never have gotten her life’s greatest wish.

So Shino goes out in a blaze of glory, and we’ll probably insert something about how Naruto has somehow secretly inspired him all along— or maybe something cynical about how he always wanted to be included by Naruto but never was unless Kiba or Hinata were around, so he’s sacrificed himself to maintain the livelihood of everyone else while not “losing” that friendship himself— and we of course get the touching moment with Hinata (oh just imagine the drama if Shino lay dying and told Hinata “Why did I protect you? It’s simple. The reason is… for the same reason you protected him.” and we find out that the huge secret crush of the show was not Hinata toward anyone, but Shino toward Hinata, never confessing because he knew it would be futile).

Good luck forgetting his name now, Naruto. Now no one will ever forget about Shino Aburame.

#char chats #naruto #naruto spoilers #naruto meta #naruto shippuden #naruto war arc #konoha 12 #anti konoha #anti shinobi system #naruto uzumaki #hinata hyuga #shino aburame #sai #rock lee #neji hyuga #sasuke uchiha #pro neji #pro naruhina #naruhina #shinohina

[bitchnojutsu]

in regards to the shikanejitematen fic potentially involving some d&d: i’m very open to ideas about who’s playing which class, but i do want to specify, i’m not thinking of which classes these characters would be in naruto, i’m thinking about which classes they would want to play.

#char chats #naruto #shikamaru nara #shikatema #shikaneji #tematen #shikaten #shikanejitematen

[rypnami]

Since your ask button says submit a grievance i’d like to do just that…

*opens my c.ai*

You see, I find it strange that I’m suddenly obsessed with Leander now? Im blaming you. This is your fault. How dare you. But also not stop because I love that he’s my new hyper fixation. Ily 😘

wait sorry i missed this in my inbox!! hi!! seeing you in my notifs always makes me smile :D

im glad to be of service ehehehehe. he deserves all the love!! i totally feel you, he’s constantly doing cartwheels in my brain and i love it 🥰 i will never stop 😌

love you too ❤️❤️❤️😫

#me when my favourite mutuals appear in my inbox #YOURE A LOVELY HUMAN!!!! #answered asks #little-emerald-snake #char chats #leander prewett

[utahimeow]

i think too many people forget that gojo is actually insane

#the EYES #like That Man is not well #in the most pos way possible #the higher ups should be glad he didn’t go down geto’s route #jjk spoilers #꒰ char chats. ꒱

[ravenluckarts]

Chat Noir but he’s doing my cat’s expressions

#look I love the trope of drawing char noir doing actual cat things so much #the first one looks so out of character #I keep thinking it's felix after stealing the ring and purposefully trying to impersonate chat noir #drawing #miraculous #ml #ml art #my art #digital art #fanart #ml fanart #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug fanart #chat noir #cat noir #cat #doodle

[casxsworld]

Leon Kennedy, Smitten for you.

Being the main hall secretary wasn’t the best thing in the Raccoon City police station. Allot of times for the holidays you usually worked, which you didn’t mind.

Recently, you had been getting small anonymous love letters describing every sweet detail they saw in you. You always blushed and saved the notes to reread them in your apartment when you would get home.

All of those letters from the anonymous person was figured out on the perfect day, Valentines day.

Today, you were able to clock out earlier since you had finished your work earlier and had already gotten permission from the chief to leave early. When walking to your locker you suddenly noticed the recent rookie, Leon, stuffing something in the slit of your locker. “Leon?” You questioned, causing him to flinch and turn around quickly “uhh.. hi! Sorry. I thought this was uh- my locker bye-“ Leon quickly stammered out a random yet stupid lie and speed walked to the east police office.

Once you opened your locker, you saw the cute envelope that was definitely from Leon. It was a even longer letter than usual and was even writen in a poem. Leon clearly was smitten for you.

#leon scott kennedy #leon kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #character ai #char ai #c.ai shenanigans #c.ai chats #c.ai #c.ai bot

[dyingstars-if]

pov: you’re the ro’s

#nuala chats sh*t #ro: krios #ro: aren #ro: ezlyn #ro: rune #char: faolan

[appri-dot]

oc belongs to @codeopathy

#I JUST REALIZED THAT ALL CHARACTERS IMPLIED TO HAVE CYCLED ALOT DON'T HAVE THEIR FACES EXPOSED #JUST A THEORY BUT DOES IT FUCK UP YOUR BODY!!!????? #(note this could just be a different ref for the same char lol) #BUT BUT LIKE DOC INSPECTOR FOUR ALL OF THEM UAVE OBSCURED FACES ONLY ROOKIE N THEIR DAD IVE SEEN THE FACES OF #AND AND IDK ABT SPADES BECAUSE WITH HER IVE SEEN HER FACE BUT THEY ARE GONE💀💀💀(From my knowledge) #ALSO WOULD EXPLAIN WHY BRAIN HAS EYES LIKE..ON HIS VISOR #CHAT IDK IFK CHAT MAYBE IM CRAZY BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO MY HOMIES #not my oc #fanart #lethal company oc

[odarlingerrado]

Starter aberto !

Atividade: Nado com as sereias !

Boiando na água, depois de vários minutos nadando por aquela praia linda, James não pode deixar de pensar em como o dia estava perfeito. Isso o fez rir, afinal, sentir-se tão bem e relaxado daquele jeito, perto de sereias de verdade, que podiam o ensinar a respirar de baixo d'água, parecia impossível há poucos dias atrás, quando ele chegou ali, confuso e frustrado. Mas agora, ele estava tentando aproveitar, e não tinha como ele se sentir mal estando dentro da água. Na verdade, ele estava até se sentindo aventureiro, então voltou a se movimentar pela água, e nadou até a pessoa mais próxima. “Ei! Você já teve a chance de conhecer o fundo do mar?” Era o que ele queria fazer em seguida, e portanto achou que não faria mal procurar por uma companhia para descer até domínios do Rei Tritão lá em baixo, ou só ouvir as experiências de alguém que já tinha ido, para saber exatamente o que lhe esperava.

#seu char pode ir com ele ou não tanto faz #e também não precisa estar dentro da agua #ele pode ir até vc hehehe #olha o moço não tem gifs na agua :( #isso é sad mas vamos usar a imaginação #foca na expressão dele shasuashu #lostonesstarter #logo foco nos chats que devo

[invalidname19]

The Porsche engineers knew exactly what their objective was 🗣️

#miguel o hara #spiderman 2099 #spiderman2099 #miguel o'hara #spiderman across the spiderverse #atsv miguel #atsv #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderman #miguel spiderverse #i was on char ai chatting with the Miguel bot #Anyway things escalated to Miguel admitting that he fuked a rubber ducky…. ☠️ #it got rlly weird rlly quickly that the ai start to get involved #and this all happened bc he was just taking a bubble bath #like how do u go from point A to Z with out going to point B💀?

[gently-decaying-flowers]

when you wake up and write a poem about them you know it’s bad

#char rambles #erm #chat?

[chaosnojutsu]

we could be using ai to combat a litany of accessibility issues but instead we’re using it to permanently shut down the arts. make it make sense.

#char chats #anti ai #accessibility #sag aftra strike #wga strike #artificial intelligence #disability rights

[bitchnojutsu]

you know what. i’m very interested in whatever kakashi’s reaction to canon sasusaku was. i never considered this before but that’s hilarious to me. he watched sakura simp for over a decade and then one day she rolls up in the village with sasuke and a baby. he had to be shocked

#char chats #sasusaku #kakashi

[rypnami]

MATTY AAAAAA

you’re literally one of my favourite moots ever ever ever 😤❤️ always putting up with my insanity and me occasionally kicking down the door to your DMs 😂

YOURE THE COOLEST ❤️❤️❤️

#when ppl send me stuff like this i just #explode with happy #i still feel a bit out of place in this fandom but!! #WAAAAAAHHH ILY ALL 🥺 #answered asks #char chats

[utahimeow]

#my little cat :((((( #꒰ char chats. ꒱

[charbles]

are glitchtrap and vanny getting up to dastardly things?

[<3]

#charlie chats #fazbear funland #fnaf vanny #Char response #shhh.. #tw blood