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todayontumblr · 8 months

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Monday, September 4.

The Platypus.

Monday. There is no escape. It is the January of days of the week, and quite frankly, we've had enough of its nonsense. Had it up to *here*, in fact. So for that reason, whether it is school, college, university, work, or indeed not work that you are facing this morning, we bring light amid its darkness and drudgery. Please find, for you, a commemoration dedicated to perhaps the most curious of mammals: the #platypus. It is an animal simply so strange it makes one wonder why we are so keen to find new life on other planets, when that which we have here on Planet E is just so absurd. It is also so irresistible, so silly, and so very squishy, that we simply cannot get enough of their endless charms.

#today on tumblr #platypus #platypuses #platypus art #chez platypus #perry the platypus #starline the platypus #squishy #cute #animals #mammals #the platypus #cute and cuddly

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violetlunette · 10 months

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So, this is the first time I colored Sulisa (my name for Doofenshmirtz's girlfriend in Chez Platypus). And I kinda like. Her design needs polish but eh.

Anyway, I REALLY like the idea of Sue being a nemesis in the OWCA Files timeline and I love the idea that she and Agent O like each other but refuse to admit due to their situation of being a spy and villain.

#pnf #phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #doofenshmirtz's ex girlfriend #Chez platypus #pnf Sue #pnf Lisa #owca files #agent o #These two casually flirt all the time and the animal agents are just annoyed #pnf fanart #mine

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hitchell-mope · 11 months

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Oh Heinz

#phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #chez platypus

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mysteriesofmilo · 3 months

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#ferbruary #day 10 #chez platypus

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transboysgetknives · 6 months

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someone send help please my brother keeps saying all this weird shit 'who lives in a pineapple under the platypus' *after i say nothing* 'what did yoU SAY x100000 'your mum' *moans* 'oh im so sad wa wa wa im not a baby instead i sing your mum is so smart' *fart noises*

*me talking about my friend* 'oh your girlfriend?' 'no' 'oh your boyfriend' 'no' 'well your boyfriend is (other friends name) and hes cheating on you with johnny depp' *high pitched* 'i am your mummmyYyYyYyYyYyYyYyYy' *after sitting in silence for 4 minutes* 'can i shut up? no because this girl is a bossy boots who doesnt have a pee in her eye. im not being racist' *has a fucking seizure* 'objbkogjbobjbigbjhrgfehifr' (/j) *dinosaur noises*

'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im a little whingey cry' *another fucking seizure* (/j) 'theres a maxceroniieeeeee chez' *staring into space* *fucking tackles me off the sofa* 'ow my balls'

*wheezes farts and sneezes at the same fucking time?!?!?*

*side eyes me and nods slowly* 'your mum...'

'theres another one of these' 'AAGHAGHAHAHAHA'

'say your mum' 'your mum' 'yeah but i dont have a mum' *???*

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willowthegraycat · 9 months

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Phineas and Ferb in Alphabetical Order PART 1

A hard day’s night A phineas and ferb family christmas A real boy Across the 2nd Dimension Act your age Agent Doof Ain’t no kiddie ride Are you my mummy? Ask a foolish question At the car wash Atlantis Attack of the 50-foot sister Backyard aquarium Backyard hodge podge Bad hair day Bee day and bee story Blackout! Bowl-r-ama drama Boyfriend from 27,000 B.C. Brain drain Bubble boys Buford Confidential Bullseye! Bully bromance breakup Bully bust Candace Against the Universe Candace disconnected Candace gets busted Candace loses her head Candace’s big day Canderemy Cheer up Candace Cheers for fears Chez platypus Comet Kermilian Crack the whip Cranius Maximus Day of the living gelatin! De plane! De plane! Der kinderlumper Destiny of Delivery Does this duckbill make me look fat? Don’t even blink Doof 101 Doof dynasty Doofapus Druselsteinoween Dude, we’re getting the band back together! Elementary, my dear Stacy Escape from Phineas Tower Excaliferb Father’s day Fear your fear Ferb TV Ferb latin Finding Mary McGuffin Fireside girl jamboree Flop starz Fly on the wall For your ice only Gaming the system Get that bigfoot outa my face! Gi-Ants Got game? Great balls of water Greece Lightning Hail Doofania! Happy birthday, Isabella Happy new year! Hide and seek Hip Hip Parade I scream, you scream I was a middle aged robot I, Brobot Imperfect storm Interview with a platypus Invasion of the Ferb snatchers Isabella and the temple of sap It’s a mud, mud, mud, mud world It’s about time! It’s no picnic Jerk de soleil Journey to the Center of Candace Just desserts Just our luck Just passing through Knot my problem La Candace-Cabra Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Max Modem! Last day of summer Last train to bustville Lawn gnome beach party of terror Leave the busting to us! Let’s bounce Let’s take a quiz Lights, Candace, Action! Live and let drive Lost in danville Lotsa Latkes Love at first byte Magic Carpet ride Make play Mandace Meapless in Seattle Meatloaf surprise Mind share Minor Monogram

#phineas and ferb

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stillchasingfairies · 2 years

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💘 There's No One Like Sweet Pete 💘

Story time! This time... YOU'RE the star! This was so much fun to write, like, soooo much fun. What happens when you & Sweet Pete cross paths? Let's find out...! I hope you enjoy it, @thebitchwhoneverlands! This one's for you! It's all under the cut, as usual.

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The Birthday Party

Your friend Jimmy had invited you out to a dinner for his good friend Sweet Pete’s birthday. It was a surprise party for Pete, and unfortunately, he didn’t have a lot of friends, so Jimmy and Bob were inviting a few extras to make the evening more fun. You had heard some less than innocent things about this guy, but decided that it couldn’t hurt to go to a dinner party.

You arrived at Chez Platypus at 7 o’clock on the dot, and told the waiter that you were there for the party for Pete. He led you to a table for twelve, at which Jimmy and some others were already sitting.

“Here, why don’t you sit here, (y/n)?” Jimmy said, ushering you into the chair between himself and the one that was reserved for the birthday boy himself.

“A-are you sure? Next to him?” You asked, a little trepidation in your voice. You didn’t even know Pete!

“Just trust me. You’ll love him!” Jimmy replied.

With a shrug, you took the seat, and not a minute too soon, because just then, Bob the Viking walked in with Sweet Pete.

“Surprise!!” The table cheered, yourself included.

And Pete certainly did look surprised. He scanned the table, and his heart hurt a little to see that at least half of the guests were complete strangers, and there were even some empty chairs. “Oh!! Hahah, thanks…” Pete smiled, appreciating the kind gesture. You could see that there was some sadness behind his smile, and felt bad for him, crime boss or not.

He took a seat beside you and you cleared your throat quietly. You were nervous, but you really weren’t sure why.

“Jimmy, Bob, you guys set all this up?” Pete asked.

“Yup! We know you never do nothin’ for your birthday, so we wanted to change that!” Jimmy replied with a smile.

Pete nodded and took a look at the menu. Truth be told, he didn’t really like birthdays. It just reminded him that he was getting older, and getting older was his least favourite thing in the world. It made him sad, and reminded him of all the opportunities that were taken away and would never be his.

Everyone placed their orders, and soon enough the food came out. Jimmy and Bob were doing most of the talking, since they were Pete’s closest friends. Mostly they were sharing silly stories about the three of them, and you sat, listening, but also worrying about the guy next to you. You could tell he wasn’t in a good mood, despite seeming to like the meal.

During a lull in the conversation, you finally decided to speak to him. “So, um, you make movies, huh?” You asked with a smile. “Th-that’s what Jimmy told me. I think that’s really cool. I used to want to be an actor myself…”

“Yeah, well, don’t bother, kid,” Pete replied, taking a sip of his Coke.

That hurt more than you’d expected. You frowned and returned to eating. “Oh, okay… Sorry to bring up work…” You said softly, glancing at him from the side now.

Pete bit his lip and cut into the steak he was eating. It was then that you accidentally spilled your lemonade all over his lap!

“Ugh!!” Pete groaned out loud, standing up quickly. His iconic green outfit was rather soaked now. “Really?” He looked at you incredulously. It made you want to cry.

“I–!” You squeaked. “I’m so sorry!” You pushed in your chair and quickly excused yourself, hurrying out to the front of the restaurant, crying.

“Hey, hey, she didn’t mean to, Pete, it was an accident,” Bob assured him, handing him a napkin. Meanwhile, Jimmy followed you outside to talk to you.

“I don’t even know half ‘a these people!” Pete blurted out in frustration, looking like he was going to cry himself.

Jimmy put a paw on your shoulder. “Aw, c’mon, (y/n)... It’s okay, he’s not really angry at you. I’m sorry he reacted that way. Pete can be a little touchy. It’s not you.”

You sniffled and wiped your tears away, looking up at the snow bear. “H-he didn’t have to be so rude…”

At that moment, Pete himself stormed out of the restaurant, and you could almost swear you saw a tear running down his cheek. He was booking it, and Bob was trying to keep up with him.

“Oh, geez,” Jimmy sighed, shaking his head. “I guess the party’s over. I better go pay these guys. Will you be alright?”

You nodded, composing yourself now. “Mhm, thanks for dinner anyway, Jimmy.”

The bear smiled and went back into the restaurant, and you started on home to your apartment. But you couldn’t help wondering about Pete. Surely it wasn’t you that upset him so terribly…

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Groceries

A few weeks after the party incident, you were grocery shopping in the Uncanny Valley’s biggest grocery store. This place had everything you could possibly need, and a little cafe, too. After paying for your groceries, you grabbed the bags– three large bags, mind you, and you only had two hands– and headed for the door. With a bag in each hand, the third was in between your arms, and obscured your vision slightly.

It really shouldn’t have been surprising when you bumped right into someone! Someone strong but squishy!

“Whoa! Sorry there,” a familiar, deep voice said, steadying you.

You lowered the bag to see who else but Sweet Pete! You blushed immediately. He was smiling at you, and he actually looked very cute. “Oh! N-no, I’m sorry, I couldn’t see where I was going!”

“That’s alright,” the man chuckled softly. “Here,” he took the third bag from you, “need a hand with these?”

You smiled gratefully and nodded. “Thank you! If you don’t mind, Sweet Pete…”

“Hah! Ya know me?” He smiled, raising an eyebrow as he walked beside you.

Oh my gosh, you thought, he doesn’t even remember. “Yeah! I was the one who spilled lemonade all over you at your party…” If you were blushing before, you were blushing twice as hard now.

“Oh!” Pete scratched the back of his neck, suddenly sheepish at remembering the incident. “Boy, that… Yeah, uh, I’m sorry for shoutin’ at ya… I shouldn’t’a done that. Thanks for comin’. I appreciated it.” He spoke sincerely. He wasn’t sarcastic at all. In all honesty, Pete was only so tense that night because his birthday was such a sad reminder of his past, and on top of it, the turnout also showed him just how few true friends he had.

“That’s okay,” you smiled kindly at him. “By the way, I don’t think I even introduced myself that night. My name’s (y/n)!”

“Well it’s nice to meet ya, (y/n)! Nice name,” the man smiled, his warm brown eyes sparkling as he looked at you. “Where we takin’ these groceries anyway?”

“Just up the street here, to my apartment. My family’s coming to visit soon, so I had to buy a little extra in order to make dinner,” you explained.

The two of you shared pleasant conversation as you walked, and you realized he was actually quite charming, and, like his name implied, sweet. You were so happy you had another chance to meet him. Pete brought you right up to your front door.

“Well, this is my place!” You chirped. “If you’d like to come in, you’re welcome to. I can make you something.”

“Really?” He smiled. Pete was really starting to like you. “If you’re sure ya don’t mind!”

“Of course! C’mon!” With that, the two of you went into your apartment and you fixed him a wonderful lunch.

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Thank You

More weeks had passed since you and Sweet Pete had quite literally bumped into each other at the store. And quite a lot had changed since then, too!

There was a knock on your door, and you hurried to open it, which revealed a smiling Pete! “Hiya dollface!” He greeted you, leaning in to give you a kiss as he entered the apartment. You loved his kisses. “I’m so glad ya wanted to do a movie night. I brought a good one,” he pulled it out from behind his back. “Beauty and the Cursed Dog Man!” Pete chuckled warmly.

“Fantastic! I’ve been wanting to see that one!” You chirped. “And I got the popcorn all ready!” You grabbed the big bowl of popcorn and set it on the coffee table by the couch.

The last few weeks had been the happiest of Sweet Pete’s life, on par with his childhood, if not even better. Ever since you fell for each other, he felt a new sense of purpose, and very, very loved.

After putting the DVD into the player, Pete took a seat on the couch and smirked at you, patting his thigh as an invitation to sit with him.

You happily curled up on your sweet boyfriend’s lap, wrapping your arms around one of his own. He was so soft, yet so strong, and not to mention warm and comforting. He was really perfect in every way, and you loved so much to be cuddled up close to him like this. He loved it too.

Pressing play on the remote, the two of you snuggled in to watch the movie that Sweet Pete himself had produced. He liked that you were proud of his work, and he found that it was a pleasure to share it with you.

Halfway through the movie, Pete looked down and noticed that you had fallen fast asleep, your head pressed against his chest. You could hear his heartbeat, and it had lulled you off into dreamland, with the comfort and reward of knowing that it belonged to you.

“Aww, sweetheart…” Pete kissed the top of your head, gently rubbing your back. With his free hand, he turned off the television, and then wrapped you up safely in his arms. He’d be happy to wait to finish the movie another time, he just loved being with you. And just softly enough that you could hear, he whispered, “I love you, (y/n). Thank you… for everything.”

#sweet pete x reader #fanfic #so cute #love #romance #panfic #rescue rangers #peter pan #sweet pete #request #my writing #disney #f/o #he's literally the best

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snekatiemmlpnf · 9 months

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The ending for doof in chez platypus is so unfair tbh

#it couldve been evil love 😔#phineas and ferb

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cantdanceflynn · 1 year

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The ending of Chez platypus makes me saddddd,, evil love is such a GOOD SONG but it’s also sad and then Heinz is just?!??!??!

He deserves better!!!

He literally says ‘I’ve never been more happy in my entire life’ AND THATS PROBABLY TRUE HIS LIFE SUCKS! This is his first successful relationship(not counting Charlene? Maybe?) and like… I feel bad for him. He doesn’t even run after her he just stands in defeat like he’s used to such horrible luck

OUGHHHH SO TRUE ITS SO SAD ITS JUST SO MEAN IT ENDS OFF LIKE THAT EVEN IF IT MAKES SENSE

#CANDY-ASKS #CANDY-FRIENDS #I DONT APPRECIATE THE IMPLICATIONS OF HIM NEVER BEING HAPPIER CONSIDERING VANESSA BUT I GET IT AT LEAST

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violetlunette · 10 months

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Some more PnFsketches.

In my head I call the woman from “Chez Platypus” Suelisa as I have a funny headcanon that her mother was threatening to sue someone named Lisa and kept it to always remind her of her grudge. If the OWCA files comes back, I want Sue to come back as nemesis for “Agent O.” She claims she feels nothing for him, however, it quickly becomes obvious that she’s in denial. (In Doof’s case the “O” in “Agent O” stands for “oblivious.”

#Phineas and Ferb #Candace Flynn #Agent O #heinz doofenshmirtz #doofenshmirtz's ex-girlfriend #pnf sue #owca files #PnF Fanart #mine #EvilLove #That's my name for #Heinz x ex-girlfriend from Chez Platypus #as the lattler is too long #pnf

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hitchell-mope · 11 months

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She’s really sending out mixed signals isn’t she?

#phineas and ferb #chez platypus

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