#chicken math

[bard-owl]

#chickens #chicken math

[gramarobin]

#priceless #chickens #eggs #expensive #chicken math

[wanderingwells]

When you’re bad at chicken math, you end up overloaded with eggs! This was springtime last year and man…. If I would have known how expensive eggs would become…..

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#chicken #chickens #homesteading #homesteading journey #chicken math #farming #farm blog #farmhouse #small farm #urban farming #self sufficiency #farm animals #egg supply uk #egg shortage

[homeofhousechickens]

Beeper learning math. Its always so funny to me how she looks like she is paying attention 😂

#Beeper #video #funny #math #chicken #pet birds #chickenblr #birdblr #pet chicken

[khaotunq]

Moonlight Chicken: Chinese Zodiac ↣ Those born in the Year of the Ox are faithful and inspire trust in them. They are good at managing, but may be a little strict. Oxen like routines and respect traditional ideas, doing things step by step. This persistence makes them become tireless workers. They are likely to be self-made and insist that everyone should do their part. Although a little conservative, Oxen always try to keep just and fair, no matter in life or at work, and never let people down.

#moonlight chicken #mlcedit #mlc jim #earth pirapat #jim jaruek #userjamiec #tuserrowan #userbon #tostrangers #tuserhidden #boyslovesource #asianlgbtqdramas #my edits #my gifs #mine: moonlight chicken #mine: jim #mine: thai bl #mine: mlc zodiac #very pleasing that oxen are associated with earth element and jim's played by a dude called earth #this would make jim 37 in canon for anyone not willing to math #hong is also year of ox btw and that one's actually canon #i did consider doing hong instead of jim just for a laugh but #our resident OLD MAN #ANCIENT. PRACTICALLY IN THE GRAVE ALREADY. #EVERYONE AROUND HIM IS A CHILD #he's such a patronising cock he's so funny #dearest Old Guy. least reliable of the narrators. but it's cute he doesn't realise that.

[sweetsmalldog]

“The average Pirates smp character has 1.5 pets” factoid is a statistical error Scott Denholm who lives on a cliff side and has 30 pets is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

#the number isn’t 100% accurate I went with the letters of the alphabet for the Kangaroos because that’s the order he was naming them in #+ Winston the Gorrila Loki the Croc and Dandi and Mabel the dogs #so when adding all the pets I went with the Kangacrew Owen’s Chicken Dipper Michaela’s dog and Water’s dog #scott smajor #pirates smp #scurvyblr #anyways I did math for this post please praise me

[thatsbelievable]

#Tonight’s Problem #quiz #quizzes #test #puzzle #puzzles #game #games #activities #chickens #glorious chickens #unreality #math

[daincrediblegg]

#y’all I am. literally so unbearably unwell about new meat prison hari for some reason #couldn’t tell ya how but he’s really doing something for me #is it the prospect that he might change his thinking on emotions being insignificant? that in his century in the time out box he might have #figured out something of how he fucked up just a little? how he’s softening up to gaal a little and maybe starting to feel bad??? #is it the idea that a man so absorbed in math can finally understand the balance he needs in his own life not only for his plan to be #successful but also to allow himself feelings for individuals that he’s been repressing the whole fucking time??? #is it the prospect of this man being as tender as a chicken strip??? yeah you bet it is #hari seldon #foundation #I’m gonna go throw up I’m too emo about it #I love it when an idiot like that goes soft and it’s such a rare thing I really hope they let jared do it #and not yoink it away from me this time

[gramarobin]

#true story #chickens #chicken math #chickenhumor #crazychickenlady

[spacedace]

Thinking about that time my one middle school teacher took my class outside and had us act out crash landing on a deserted island.

Like, we got separated out into groups, had to draw the injuries we got from the "crash" out of a hat, and then each group given a random assortment of gauze and bandaids and told us that we could only use whatever we had on us to try to save the critically injured & survive.

Then she just sat to the side and watched us all stumble through this wild exercise for the rest of class period, called us all together, told us we all were very stupid about how we handled everything and that we died, brought us back inside and never brought it up again.

Same teacher had us read like four different books about children having to survive the wilderness on their own the next year. Never brought up the weird fake survival thing we did the year before. I'm low key wondering if she was just weirdly into that show Lost or something 🤔

#random spaced ace memories #god i had a lot of weird teachers #all the math teachers who didn’t get math #the one that had enforced silent frog time #the marathon chicken dance #the time the teachers put on a show but made the parents think it was a play us kids were doing #that teacher that accidentally on purpose kidnapped those two kids #the weird guy that lived on our elementary school campus #the teacher that passed out in class after taking too manh xanax #so many weird school times

[journeyman-tier-fibercraft]

Shawl 13 | Pattern

Finally, he is finished! And absolutely giant!

I don't really think about shawl sizes outside of yardage, so I didn't pay a bit of attention when the listing said this shawl would be 8 feet wide at the wingspan. I regretted that when I realized I didn't have enough foam blocks for pinning and had to cannibalize them from the center part of the shawl.

This was a very lovely pattern and was a lot of fun to knit even with the incredibly long final rounds/bind off. That being said, if I knit it again I'll make several changes purely out of personal preference. In my opinion, most of the thin stripes are very lovely and accent the piece well, but some (mostly the middle width stripes) I think are distracting(?)

For example there's a thin dark grey stripe and a medium mid grey stripe in between the sipped stitch dots section and the half twisted rib section. The dark grey stripe looks really really good. However I think if the mid grey stripe was instead more half twisted rib (making the whole half twisted rib section about a third wider), it would be more attractive. I'm a big fan of thick stripe with thin stripes in between them look tho, so like I said, purely personal preference stuff.

Regardless of my nitpicks, he's a very pretty shawl and exactly what I wanted to make with this yarn when I bought it nearly a year ago. I'm not really a colourwork guy but I wanted something outside my comfort zone both in fiber (to that point I mostly worked with acyrlics or cotton) and technique (it was several years since I last did any sort of stranded or slip stitch colourwork). Between Shawl 12 and this shawl, I've learnt that I really do like fingering weight wools when they're non superwash, and I can do attractive and well tensioned colourwork (with a bit of help from blocking).

#knitting #knitblr #project: shawl 13 #shawl #knitted shawl #i rambled a bit. i had to cut out like two full paragraphs because it just wasn't relevant or useful information #not that i think everything here was relevant but like it was extra not relevant lmaoo #after finishing this shawl tho i did the math. with all the yarns I used in it. I still have 1500 yards left #which is about as much as both this shawl and shawl 12 used individually #i could get Another Full Guy out of this yarn. but do i want to thinking emoji #things to ponder deeply while eating chicken nuggets

[dribs-and-drabbles]

CALLED. OUT.

#ploy's yearbook #I don't know if it was a mistake in the translation #but he then went on to ask if she (ploy) wanted to die in her 40's #and uhhhh...that math don't math #but anyway #I thought it was about time this got said 😂 #for those not watching -> it also had good period pains representation as well 👏🏽 #earth pirapat #I need to tag this -> #moonlight chicken

[ahxiang]

jim: do i look like i'm old enough to have a kid? he's my nephew

also jim: i'm almost 40

#king your math skills could use some work no wonder your bills are in disarray #moonlight chicken #tea talks

[homeofhousechickens]

hiya! I have no chickens nor the means to get any but I think they're cool, can u share the coolest chicken fact you know? :3

There are around 33 billion domestic chickens on earth at any given time, they are the most numerous bird species in the world.

#thats like 4 chickens for every individual person #i think #my math is shit

[illegiblehandwriting1]

ok new plan: shorter chapter lmao

godDAMN

ok timeline of shit i need to do:

split into two (it's about 14k and showing no signs of stopping where i wanted it to originally)

do summaries of other chapters before i post next chap <- this will be the thing that postpones it, pls be patient w/ my cuz i have some Shit to do irl and im currently living off of spite

MORE plotting

life (unfortunately)

#spilled my entire coffee at 8 in the morning on the floor of of my math class pain and suffering #haven't proper slept in two weeks lmao #fuck it we ball #just had two concerts and a gazillion rehearsals this week #regjdfssssssgnrifhvjodzksefffdio #smoke & ashes #chicken scratch

[ezralva]

Based on this and my post-canon Gocho AU where Gojo came back to live and became the Principal. He gave a written test to Choso for Jujutsu High staff recruitment.

😎: Yuuji asked me to teach you more how to live as a modern human. Also if you work here at school you can make a better living with more stable income.

🩸: Yuuji is the kindest kid. He loves me and cares about my well-being *smiles smugly*

😎: He said if you get a stable job as one of the staff then he can finally go to missions alone again without you following him all the time. You annoy him with that so he just tries to get you out of his hair.

🩸: Yuuji is in his rebellious phase.

😎: Whatever. Anyway, I've never seen grades this low before. Even Yuuji's language tests have better results than these. Could it be that you're not good at reading and writing?

Choso can't accept that, as a big brother he needs to set an example for his little brother.

🩸: It's not that. I was just feeling under the weather when I took the test.

😎: Okay. Then let's try again. Read the words in no. 1 and 2. You should be familiar with these since you know them a lot.

🩸: alright.

😎 : How do you read no. 1? (the kanji for Getou)

🩸: Natsuabura (summer oil).

😎: ....

😎: No. 2? It's something you eat with Yuuji before. (kanji for senbei=rice crackers, the word 'before' in Japanese is mae)

🩸: *squinting his eyes, trying hard* Mae...mochi.

😎:

After this Gojo has no choice but to give Choso private tutoring sessions 👀😏

#i love word play! #also onii-chan is a genius but my hc that he doesnt have much vocabs and couldnt read well and have chicken scrawl for handwriting so Gojo #tears his hair outta frustration when reading his reports after missions #he's good at Japanese history and science subjects and maths cz I said so #gojo x choso #gocho #choso #gojo satoru #yuji itadori #satoru gojo #chousou #itadori yuuji #jujutsu kaisen #my headcanon #satochoso #it sounds like sugar choso? satou... #he also cudn't use gadget so he cant type his reports