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NO MORE WELLERMAN. NO MORE WELLERMAN. THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER SEA SHANTIES PLEASE GO LEARN THEM. NO! MORE! WELLERMAN!!
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Woes. Being a gamer in their 40s means playing two games simultaneously with different control schemes so your hands don't get too pained...
And then playing them so much your hands fucking hurt anyway, and you don't want to STOP so you don't. And then pikachu-face, omg why so hurt hand? I'm also specifically playing both on easy for this reason. Sigh.
And yeah, I could do something ELSE. Like read. . .
I'm considering starting a third game with yet a third control scheme.
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I want to get into writing fantasy sea shanties/ folk songs I think I should become the tolkien of shanties I just need to start being able to hear what any of the words are and learn some nautical terminology
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Puzzle Post Part 1: The River Problem
You have to get a fox, a bag of grain, and a chicken over to the other side of a river. However, your raft can only hold one passenger at a time. If you leave the fox alone with the chicken, it will eat it. If you leave the grain alone with the chicken, it will also be eaten. How do you safely transport all three to the other side?
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This Fried Chicken is Actually Ice Cream in Disguise
We’re honestly not sure what is more decadent, a bucket of fried chicken, or a tub of ice cream bars.
The wild people over at Life Raft Treats have cooked up Not Fried Chicken®, a frozen lookalike treat so convincing you’d be forgiven for mistaking it. It’s so goofy and decadent, they refer to the treat as “weaponized mouth joy”. Wow.
The hilarious concoction is even sold in a chicken bucket,…
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tagged by @zelds-spellman!! shuffle your on repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, tag 10 people (i do not even Know ten people)
'boy division' - my chemical romance (YEAHHHHH)
'AMBULANCE' - my chemical romance (even bigger YEAHHHHHHHH)
'chicken on a raft' - pyrates!
'dinosaur laser fight' - ninja sex party
'literal assassin's creed 4: black flag trailer' - toby turner (i am so sorry.)
'i own a car' - ninja sex party
'priest' - william crighton
'jackrabbit' - san fermin
'the last day of summer' - the lightning thief musical cast
'the gambler' - kenny rogers (from the nts kidnapped soundtrack <3)
oughhhh music <3
tagging: @firstmatedville, @natdrinkstea, @chiropteracupola, @sailorpants, @considerablecolors, @wilhelmina-murray-harker, @haijinks, and @fix-fax-fuckyou :3
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now I have Chicken On A Raft song stuck in my head
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It took me so so so long to figure out that chicken on a raft doesn’t mean an actual chicken on an actual raft. it’s like, sailor speak for egg on toast. It’s a terrible sight to see because they were all fed up with eating egg on toast
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George Raft, Joan Bennett, and Spencer Tracy having lunch at the MGM cafeteria where Louis B. Mayer made sure the chefs make his mother’s famous chicken soup with matzo balls.
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