Lisa : Kiss, Marry, kill : Cisco, Caitlin, and Barry!
Snart : Kill Cisco, kill Caitlin, and...
Snart :
Snart : Marry Barry.
Snart : *Look at Barry with eyes full of intent*
Barry : ...Yes...
Cisco whispering : What the hell just happened?
Caitlin whispering back : I- I think they just got engaged?
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Barry: I just watched Y/N jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, he wasn't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Caitlyn was screaming for help, which caused Cisco to run in to help Y/N. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six seconds.
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Cisco: Made you all playlists!
Cisco: Y/N, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Cisco: Caitlyn, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Cisco: And Barry has the ABBA Gold album.
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Caitlyn, being serious: Which country has the most birds?
Caitlyn: Portu-geese!
Barry: That's a language.
Caitlyn: Portu-gull?
Barry: Good recovery.
Cisco: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Y/N: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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Barry: That's ridiculous, Y/N doesn't have a crush on me.
Cisco: Yes he does.
Caitlyn: Yes he does.
Y/N: Yes I do.
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Barry: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Caitlyn: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Y/N: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Y/N: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Cisco: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
Y/N: No!
Y/N:
Y/N: ....Maybe.
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Cisco: *Gasp*
Caitlyn: wHAT??
Cisco: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Caitlyn: *inhales*
Y/N, in another room with Barry: Why can I hear screeching?
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Caitlyn: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Cisco: Eyy, homie!
Barry: But then there's cootie...
Y/n: Die.
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Caitlyn: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Cisco: Weight loss? Drink water.
Barry: Clear skin? Drink water.
Y/N: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Y/N: Guys, Iβve been meaning to tell youβ¦ Barry and I are dating.
Barry, Iris, Caitlyn, and Cisco: *gasp*
Y/N: Barry, why are you surprised?!
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Barry: Look guys, I need help.
Cisco: Love help?
Caitlyn: Financial help?
Iris: Emotional help?
Y/n: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Y/n*
Y/n: What?
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Iris: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Caitlyn: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Cisco: Drunk.
Y/n and Barry, dumbass speedsters: Dead.
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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Caitlyn: Would never stab anyone.
Barry: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Cisco: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Iris: Would stab without warning.
Y/N: Would stab as a warning.
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Caitlyn: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Barry, Y/N, and Cisco: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Y/n: Youβve got to learn to love yourself.
Barry: But don't you hate yourself.
Y/n: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Barry: I have a problem.
Y/n: Kill it.
Barry: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Barry: What are you eating?
Y/n: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Barry: I like you, don't I?
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Y/n: *Kicks the door open to Barryβs room, looking panicked*
Barry, used to this already: What did you do?!
Y/n: NOBODY DIED!
Barry, not used to this: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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