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jazmatazzzzzz · 5 months

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Clown party <3

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deadsetobsessions · 4 months

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Danny no longer has a haunt. So… he decides to find another one. And while he technically has a whole world (other dimensions aren’t an option because he’s going to stay near where Jazz’s grave is, damn it) there’s only a couple of other places with enough ambient ectoplasm to sustain him. Nanda Parbat, Tokyo, and Gotham.

Nanda Parbat had a weird old musty immortal that kept trying to summon him and exchange power for the ability to “take a worthy body and rain as much destruction” as he’d like. As if Danny would need a body to bring the world to its knees.

Tokyo… it’s too far from Jazz’s grave. He could ask Wulf or even open his own portal but when Danny tried it out, Tokyo was too peaceful. Obviously there’s crime, but nothing… nothing big like Danny’s used to.

Danny ends up picking Gotham, even if the sewer zombies and the weird group of rich fruit loops with an adoption problem creeps him out. So, he destroys the portal, packs up his parents’ house and sells it, and hauls ass to the cesspool calling his name. His family’s stuff is stored respectfully in a vault located on the deepest parts of his personal haunt in the Infinite Realms.

And honestly, he’s doing better. Sure, he’s got a shitty apartment near another revenant’s almost-haunt and he feels like he’s drowning all of the time, but Danny isn’t in danger of turning into Dan, he’s catching up on royal paperwork, and he’s got like a job as a barista. In his own coffee shop that paid for using his parent’s money (who, despite their hazardous everything, made a crap ton of money off of their more normal inventions).

Gotham’s got some pretty interesting local gangs, most of which respected the sanctity of Danny’s cafe. Sure, they tried blowing it up and tried extorting money from him in the form of “protection costs” but after three months of failure, they gave up.

(Really, the local gangs gave up when they saw him take three shotgun shells to the chest and continued to work.) (They didn’t know it never hit him. Intangibility is extremely useful.)

The Rogues, on the other hand, just gave Danny flashbacks. Their gimmicks are different, sure, but after years of Box Ghost, Skuller, Lunch Lady, etc., Danny’s more than done with costumed villains. They don’t bother him either. Some of the reason is probably due to Harley and Ivy, who had walked into the cafe and (because they were bruised and scratched up from a fight) triggered Danny’s mother hen tendencies. They were promptly fed and watered and caffeinated and their hyenas were also similarly taken care of. They declared the cafe under their protection and that was that.

Red Hood stops by, and begins to interrogate him. But when Danny met his… helmet eyes? The crime lord paused, paid for his coffee, and sat in a corner table of the cafe for the rest of the day.

And he kept coming back?

But Danny figures it’s because Hood was a revenant and people who had come close to death tends to feel more comfortable around him.

(Considering this is Gotham where people almost die every other day? Yeah, he’s pretty much friends with everyone. Or at least, less likely to get shot.)

(Hood does stay because of the King’s presence and the Pit calming itself, but also Danny’s hot and he’s got a sleeper build and Hood definitely did not imagine himself in the place of the heavy box he saw Danny lift effortlessly onto a table. No.)

But of course, the peace couldn’t last forever. But by then, Danny was so antsy, he welcomed the trouble with open arms.

It starts with a clown. Danny knows who he is. He knows who Danny is.

So, Danny has no idea why the clown thought it would be a good idea to aggravate the owner of Gotham’s official neutral grounds. See, Clovkwork? Danny’s learned how to gauge his own political importance!

“HAHAHAHAHA! COME OUT, DANNY-BOY! LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE!”

Danny comes out and grabs a chair, and with a flat expression, says, “you’re not funny and I hate clowns.”

And then he swings and slams the chair into the Joker’s face. Over and over again until Danny’s sure the clown won’t get back up. The thing about Gotham’s outdoor chairs is that they’re mad out of steel and are bolted down to the ground to prevent undedicated thieves (dedicated thieves can and will steal the bolted down steel chairs). The Joker’s hired muscle just watched this scrawny twenty-something year old yank the steel chair and take some of the fucking ground and the bolts with it and beat the fuck out of their boss who is the literal Joker.

They surrender on the spot and is taken to jail. Danny just smiles at the officers who come by and since he’s got pretty privilege and they don’t want to mess with the guy who, again, owns one of Gotham’s official neutral ground and also beat up Joker without breaking a sweat, the officers just lets him go with a warning.

And then the bats comes, and wow, Danny’s playing mentor to a formally dead person again!

But before that, the Red Hood asks for an autograph on the Gotham Gazette article with a picture of a tired Danny standing over Joker’s prone body. Then Hood stammers through asking Danny out (which Danny said yes to because he’s tired, not blind, and Hood is built like a brick house and HOT).

Batman interrogates him. Danny, who can tell that this man needs therapy and is Sad TM, tells Bats that Danny’s died before and that’s why he’s like this. He also calls Batman a furry, but like in a nice way. And then he kicks Batman out with a coffee and a file on Nanda Parbat.

Now, Danny’s got a date to prepare for and he realizes that maybe this is what Jazz wanted for him- to be happy and mostly safe and happy. (Or, happier, he thinks. It’s been a long time since he’s been truly happy, but this might be a good start)

#bamf danny phantom #danny phantom #dc x dp #jason todd #Jason takes him to a library and they pick out books for each other #Danny asks him on a second date and they talk about the book over coffee #and then they watch the stars (Danny uses his ghost powers to clear a patch of sky)#but Danny just kind of watches Jason’s face and goes yeah this is just as good #Danny dngasf #Danny will throw hands with a clown #Danny thinks the Gotham Rogues are kinda cute #with their gimmicks #unimpressed bc they’re kind of obvious #and he’s seen worse and better #danny is Gotham’s Mom Friend

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weirdgirlnicorobin · 10 days

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i'm post time skip

#shanks is actually NOT normal about it btw he's just insane in a completely different way #shanks thinks they're going through a 'rough patch' when they've actually been divorced for 2 decades #anyway fuck judge all my homies hate judge #monkey d luffy #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #red hair shanks #shanks #buggy the clown #i refuse to call him captain. shut up #black leg sanji #usopp #soul king brook #trafalgar law #donquixote doflamingo #vinsmoke reiju #vinsmoke judge #and the other ones

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srenorsomethin9 · 6 months

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Trick or Treating with the Cul-De-Sac Kids!

Happy Halloween Guys!

I drew the kids to celebrate(?) today! I love them so much, especially Tamarack! Like, why tf is she wearing a Santa costume? lmao that's so like her tho

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silver-horse · 7 months

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you gotta admire the insane chaotic energy that is going on with Larian at the moment. people are criticising bg3 for all the unfinished stuff in the final act and they drop a patch where they change the hair colour of a character, they add fur onto a sphynx cat and they make your companions dump 500 kgs of loot onto your 8 strength sorcerer. 10 days later they give you a hotfix "haha. rolling back. just kidding. none of that happened. we are fixing our latest fuck ups. we promise" it's hilarious.

#also larian will never solve the inventory problem in their games to be honest lol #it's nice that they are trying new things like “hmm quest items should be handed over automatically”#except those quest items are 20 kg heavy clown body parts #funny #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #patch 3 #my post #my posts #bg3 mine #hotfix 8 #his majesty #sphynx #cat #raphael #larian studios #textposts #text post

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littlethingsmart · 5 months

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#patch #clown items #clowncore

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littlefleamart · 8 months

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#patch #clown #clowncore #under 20 #under 10 #paid link

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milomarigold · 11 months

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Baxter Ward Headcanon - Lunch Dates

Gender neutral | SFW Fluff | Baxter Ward x MC

First headcanon, hope ya enjoy!

🍁 Being a wedding planner is no easy feat! From planning bigger details like the wedding theme to smaller details like stainless steel or wooden cutlery. That's where Baxter's diligence, organization, and flexibility (📏) comes in handy!

🍁 However, planning such grand events also means our Victorian emo boy tends to skips out on lunch to get more work done. Especially during bigger assignments!

🍁 Since you know he usually only has a black coffee in the morning, you decide to suggest you both get lunch breaks together! It takes a bit of convincing, he wouldn't want to inconvenience you, but in the end he can't resist a chance to spend more time with his charming MC~

Baxter: "You're worried about me skipping meals? Well, my schedule can get hectic. Are you sure it wouldn't trouble you? I wouldn't want to get in the way of what you have to do… Although I'll admit, a chance to see your charming self sounds lovely. Alright then, having lunch dates sounds excellent~"

🍁 His lunch breaks are an hour long. Before your lunch dates he usually didn't use the full time (only the required 30 min) because…

Baxter: (on the phone) "What do you mean the tablecloths are cotton and not linen?? Linda, stay put, I'm on my way."

However, he does try to remain the whole hour with you when your lunch dates begin. He adjusts letting the wedding couple know he will be gone for an hour, but as soon as the break is over they'll have his undivided attention.

🍁 It takes a bit of getting used to at the beginning. He can't help but check his phone when notifications come in, for example. As long as it's not an emergency, you gently remind him it's his time and to enjoy the snack in front of him.

Baxter: "But darling, you're the whole damn meal~"

🍁 He prefers to eat out rather than stay in the office. To avoid co-workers asking questions that lead to him helping to find that one file, and answer that call, oh and he has to call this one place-

🍁 He quickly comes to look forward to your little lunch dates. Seeing how passionately you talk about your interests and the smile on your face when you eat your favorite snack has him smitten!!

🍁 You guys are gossip buddies. Neither of you share anything hurtful, but you two also can't help talking about the shenanigans that go on at your respective workplaces.

Baxter: "One morning Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway…I ponder who he ran over." (Sips coffee casually)

🍁 Baxter's eyes sparkle if you surprise him with a homemade meal. Especially touched if you remember his preferences; such as something pescatarian or something with peaches. You don't have to worry about your cooking skills, your intention matters more to him! His co-workers will notice he's extra chipper that afternoon.

🍁 In return, he'll also prepare a lunch for both of you the night before. He plans to make something that's only a "tad" extra, but always gets carried away and creates the most Instagram/Pinterest worthy aesthetic lunches you ever did see.

Baxter: "It's just a little something to thank you for the other day." 💜

🍁 You both agree to meet at a chill little park near work when you make lunches for each other. You have a special picnic blanket for the occasion that's so comfy you almost lose track of time.

🍁 On days where you can't meet up, you either face call each other or simply text each other to make sure the other has eaten.

💬 Yes, darling I just finished off lunch. It was great, I would've enjoyed it far more with your company, but alas! How about you, have you eaten yet?

🍁 Sometimes you send donuts, muffins and other treats to Baxter's office where he shares with his co-workers. His co-workers like you very much for this reason, haha! It also gives Baxter the opportunity to make more friends.

🍁 Over lunch, he occasionally brings up some wedding planning hitches. You help him figure out solutions when he's stumped.

Baxter: "Darling you're brilliant! Perhaps you're due for a reward? Are you free tonight? I'd love to show you my gratitude~"

Overall, meeting for lunch gives you both another opportunity to take care of each other. He feels the stress melt away as soon as he sees his favorite person and it makes his lunch that much sweeter.

#beloved oreo man #the ol1 victorian clown #ourlife #baxter ward #our life beginnings & always #gb patch #Baxter ward x reader #Baxter ward x mc

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yloiseconeillants · 2 months

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ye olde Esuna-Cures-Drunkeness magic trick DOES NOT impress cyella who has had to put up with yloise's bullshit for years now (and bringing the dark back does not seem to have helped)

BANNED. BANNED-

(hand tattoos made by @abyssalmermaiden - the idea being that she's using them as a shortcut to cast Specifically Esuna and Bio II without a codex)

#shadowbringers tag #blorboverse shenanigans #well. shadowbringers patches anyway #cyella #yloise coneillants #sad ant with bindle clown antics

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dark-side-blog3 · 5 months

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Live action buggy this, impel down buggy that, yandere buggy fics left and right,

BUT THE TRULY OBSESSIVE SADISTIC CLOWN ONLY GETS CRICKETS?!

Injustice. Look at him. He’s disgusting. He’s horrendous. He has canonically an island full of unethical human experiments, and gets the child-prisoners addicted to his heroin so if they ever leave they suffer extreme withdrawal.

My guys: if anyone that has “clown” in their name in one piece was gonna get obsessed with someone he’s seen maybe in passing to the point of kidnapping them and never letting them out of his sight and developing romantic feelings along the way, it’s gonna be Caesar.

New fans from the live action you’ve GOTTA get to the Punk Hazard arc, please I beg you, there’s such good yan potential.

#no hate to the buggy fics #the answer to there not being a fic you like is NEVER that there should be less fics #it should be MAKE the fic you want/get someone else to do it #but where my Caesar fics at… Where’s the modern day au where he puts nicotine patches on you while you sleep so you get withdrawal #whenever he’s not there #where’s the clicker training fics where Caesar clicks a pen when you do something good and gives you a special fizzy candy #where’s him being a little creep that sucks the air out of your lungs literally #yandere caesar clown #yandere one piece

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honesttoglob · 2 months

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Steve keeps thinking Cesare is trying to bite his face and eat him and Steve is indestructible so every time it happens he just quickly ducks out of the way and is like "ehehehe, you'll never get me alive!" but in reality Cesare has been trying and fundamentally failing at trying to kiss him for like,,,, the better part of a year.

I have a minor headcanon that clowns have different ways of showing affection than humans and Steve genuinely doesn't even know what a kiss is. He just thinks Cesare is trying to sneakily get close enough to bite a chunk out of his face as a bit because he's a zombie and its an instinct and he's just playing along with it, meanwhile Cesare is like why are you making a game out of this we've been dating for eleven months please let me kiss you 😭

#bigtop burger #btb cesare #btb steve #steve x cesare #stevexcesare #Cesare thinks Steve is doing it as payback for Cesare hun ting him all those years #The btb and zomburger gangs see it happen once and Cesare is fckn mortified #Tim quietly takes Steve aside after that and has A Talk with him #Part of my “Clowns Come From A Literal Cabbage Patch” headcanon

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jazmatazzzzzz · 5 months

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