#craig x many

[tim-lucy]

DEGRASSI: THE NEXT GENERATION Season 5, Episode 5 — "Weddings, Parties, Anything" "I wanted to cheer you up. Make you smile again."

#degrassi: the next generation #degrassi #degrassiedit #cranny #crannyedit #degrassidaily #craig x many #craig manning #manny santos #* #mine: gif #mine: degrassi #don't mind me #i'm just rewatching degrassi and having a brain rot

[idioticvamp]

comfy womfy cozy wozy bfs

#i have like so many projects due #but the worms in my brain tell me to draw more of them #and honestly would you deny those worms ?? #didn’t think so ! #south park #south park fanart #sp fanart #sp art #tweek tweak #craig tucker #craig x tweek #sp creek #[idiotic art]

[benoits-neckerchieves]

Nothing can ever compete with the GQ April 2020 photoshoot

#i just got a physical copy of this magazine and omg #i’m down so bad #many thoughts #i am looking respectfully #daniel craig #james bond #benoit blanc #gq magazine #look at him #beautiful men #actors #james bond 007 #007 #knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc x phillip #gq photoshoot #gq uk #men over 40 #british actors

[spiderrmax]

raccoon & friends x sidekick reader

synopsis: headcanons about how i imagine the raccoon & friends would react to having a sidekick! author's note: freedom pals will eventually get their own post :) also, like all my other works this isn't proof read if you see any mistakes no you didn't.

The Raccoon

The way you become his sidekick is probably out of your hands. Since he sees himself as the leader and you as the new kid (which, to be fair, you are), he feels like he has to take you under his wing.

He acts as if it’s a chore, but it is mostly a front. He’s excited to train you, and he genuinely cares about your powers.

Following the events of the game, The Raccoon shows an obvious soft spot for the new kid, and this amplifies when he is “forced” to protect you

The Raccoon doesn’t go on a lot of solo missions that require fighting, he is mostly looking for intel. You are mostly left on guard duty while he steals whatever he was looking for.

He doesn’t like telling you things, but he always caves and tells you anyway. He feels like you listen to him more than the other members, and it’s very obvious he likes you the most. (Similar to how the New Kid gets new classes in the game.)

When, however, the two of you are in battle, he is extremely overprotective. It’s not like you can’t hold your own, he just hates watching you take a punch, which is inevitable. 

You know how in the games characters can be enraged by certain attacks? The Raccoon will hyper focus on the enemy who leaves you bleeding. He doesn’t stop until the enemy is down, so when making battle plans you have to count for his rage.

After battle he will complain about you getting hurt, (“Jeez, if you’re going to stay my sidekick, you need to get better in battle.”) but he won’t let you leave his base without him bandaging you or at least giving you some sort of healing item

Gets jealous if you have to go on a mission without him. Always puts up a fight, that you shouldn’t be without him. Will threaten the superhero you are pairing with for the mission, making them promise to keep a good watch on you. Then will make sure your next mission is with him

Human Kite

Unlike The Raccoon, Human Kite doesn’t even propose the idea of having a sidekick. It’s you who proposes the idea, admitting you think you two make a pretty good team as he is a range fighter where you tend to fight close up.

He’s so flustered that he says yes and then flies off. (He’s so used to people mocking his power/superhero identity that you admitting to admiring him was surprising.)

When Cartman finds out that you asked specifically for Human Kite he tries to persuade you to join him instead; you decline, and Human Kite can’t help but smile at your dedication to being with him.

He takes the role of mentor so seriously. When on missions, you are always in Human Kite’s field of sight. He is always prepared to fly off if the fight is too large for the both of you, but you are too stubborn and will fight anyone who plans to attack.

Constantly is having to heal you on the field. He knows that you aren’t going to die from a few hits, but the guilt of your injuries is heavier now that you are under his protection.

Although, he does agree you two make a good team. You do most of the damage due to the close combat, which allows for Kyle to keep you standing with his healing powers.

He isn’t as dramatic about attacking the enemies that hit you as Cartman is, but will shoot his laser eyes at them at the next opportunity. 

Human Kite is also great for morale. He constantly is motivating you on the battlefield, supporting you as you attack, with small words of encouragement. 

Doesn’t mind if you have to go on missions without him, with your guys’ different skill set and all, but worries so much. Will meet you outside the base to check for any major injuries when you return, scolding you for being so reckless as he wasn’t there to take care of you. 

The Flash

The Flash, similar to Human Kite, has never really desired a sidekick. He always works alone, due to others tending to slow him down. He only really asks for help when it’s dire.

Presuming you are a speedster class hero, he is down to have you on his team! His missions are gaining intel, similar to Cartman’s, and he appreciates sending you on smaller quests that he knows you can tackle due to your similar powers.

Not to say, he wouldn’t accept you if you had selected another class, but there are some downfalls for his main missions. The two of you are a killer duo on the field though, balancing each other's strength and weaknesses 

The Flash always double checks areas before you go in because he knows he can go undetected

After you guys have been working together, anytime he goes on a solo mission he is very aware of how lonely it is. Will go and crack a joke, and only then remembers you aren't there. He gets solo missions done faster, but that doesn't mean he enjoys them

Will race you around for fun! Loves showing off his speed (especially if you aren't a speedster). 

When you're injured and he's forced to carry you back, he speeds up; adrenaline rushing. He hates seeing you injured, and he most likely doesn't carry healing items due to them slowing him down. 

The biggest perk of being his side kick is you are not bound by the limits of the Fastpass. He will take you anywhere (if he isn't busy). The Raccoon complained about this once, but The Flash did not care enough to stop the special treatment. 

Super Craig

Considering he is a brutalist, he'd benefit most from a sidekick who isn't in that class.

However! He did not want a sidekick at first. Unlike Human Kite and The Flash, he saw it as a waste of time. He despised working with people, and would flip the Raccoon off when he tried partnering him up. (Of course, he works with the other heroes. It is also begrudgingly)

So, the first time you ask, he says no. He’s blunt, and doesn’t try to humor you. He has no reason to think you following him around would benefit him in the slightest.

It’s not until he’s in true battle with you – not a small squabble with criminals easily defeated – does he realize how beneficial it is to have you. Where he is often unprepared, you carry items that change the course of the battle, and you willingly share them with him too! You shoot from afar while he’s close-up, and it’s the first time he was thankful someone was there in battle with him.

He has to suck up his pride to reapproach you with the offer, but luckily for him, you don’t torment him with how his backtracking on what he previous said.

He is very silent when you are working together. If you come up with a plan he will follow it, and may even help modify it so it works more efficiently, but he is very quiet on missions. This helps them run smoother; however, after, he is willing to entertain any questions or small talk you have. It may be short responses, but he does enjoy how you fill the once empty night.

Super Craig carried healing items before, due to his close combat nature. However, with working with you, he carries even more. Or, he’ll give you some before you leave on missions so he isn’t weighed down by them. Either way, your health comes before his, and he would not hesitate to give you aid even if he also requires bandaging. 

The Raccoon hates how he has a sidekick. Believes that Craig is the lamest superhero due to his lack of care in concealing his identity. Craig just flips him off anytime he complains, saying that it’s not his fault you didn’t want to work with him.

Mosquito

Mosquito, like the Raccoon, approaches you about it first!

The two of you have been in battle before – especially due to his kryptonite. Despite being charmed and fighting poorly, he can recognize your strength. You have nothing to lose when you are approached with this offer, so luckily for his pride, you say yes.

Despite how he is meant to be making most of the decisions, as comes with the Superhero title, he is always looking for your guidance.

He never makes a choice unless he has thought it out with you. A plan will not be enacted unless he has run it by you and you have done all of the changes you think are necessary.

He also gets extremely nervous when you become injured. He isn’t the strongest hero, and often feels like your sidekick, so seeing you bleeding or limping creates a lot of panic for him.

Mosquito is prone to emotional outbursts – if a mission becomes too stressful, he’s hurt, you’re hurt, it’s late, anything can set him off, really. He needs you to be level-headed, and he would work best with someone who isn’t quick to react emotionally. New Kid in game is often practical, and a similar personality would mesh well for Mosquito.

The Raccoon often sends Mosquito on simpler missions (due to knowing how Mosquito cracks under pressure) but will send you on more complex missions. Mosquito cries so much when you are gone, nervous about what you are doing, if you’re okay. When you return home – after being gone no longer than a day, at the most – he is blubbering in your shoulder that he missed you. He’s very dramatic.

Captain Diabetes

Following along with the game, you are paired up with Captain Diabetes after he is assigned a complex mission.

This isn’t to say he is disappointed! Captain Diabetes is so excited to have you on his team, and takes pride in guiding you along the way.

He is so protective – even if you are technically stronger than he is. He won’t let you into a room without him entering it first and scouting the area out.

Is also really prepared, in comparison to the heroes who had to shift their behavior to count for you. He has snacks and drinks due to his diabetes, and has no problem sharing his extras with you if a mission drags on longer.

Tends to take control on missions, but is willing to listen if the situation isn’t dire. He respects you as his side kick, but he is mostly used to doing things alone. Your input is respected, he just often forgets to ask for it.

Similar to Craig, he would work best, for balance, with a blaster or speedster (or anyone with range.) He takes a lot of the hits, so strong damage from afar helps shift the course of battles.

Panics the first time you are injured and ends up forgetting to hand you a potion until you reach up to grab it from him. He gets really flustered after that, not used to being so frazzled in a mission.

Captain Diabetes is one of the better superheroes to sidekick with! He is a good balance of strong and capable but also respectful.

When your mission is done, and you aren’t technically assigned to him anymore, he approaches you and asks if you two can still work together anyways. He stutters a bit, and blushes when you nod your head ecstatically. 

Bonus! Call Girl

Call Girl isn’t seen as a superhero by most, so you have even less respect as her “sidekick”

Realistically, Call Girl doesn’t let you or others call you by that. She finds it a bit demeaning, and doesn’t keep you as her equal. You two are partners in her eyes.

The two of you don’t often do missions together either. Call Girl prefers to stay behind the scenes to pull the strings. It’s you who is often fighting when it is necessary.

However, you aren’t alone on the streets. Call Girl has you carry a phone she can track at all times, and she occasionally (when not extremely busy) will check the traffic cameras near your location.

Since she can’t always be there with you, she constantly is reminding you to take food, medicine, and water since she can’t carry extras.

Will scold you if you return to her injured, but will never not be the one to bandage your wounds. She is delicate as she covers them, and although her words might come off as mean, her eyes tell a whole different story.

When she begins gaining credibility, and is in fights with you more often, she is always there to protect you. Similar to Cartman, she gets angry with those who attack you, but it doesn’t cloud her judgement (she just hits harder, or leaks more embarrassing information.)

She has the best strategies! Always makes them with your strengths and weaknesses in mind. Occasionally, she forgets to ask for your input, mostly due to being excited or deeply invested in what she is planning. She won’t be upset if you interject with what you think, especially if it is something she may not have thought of.

If she sees you in danger on the cameras, or she is with you and a small battle becomes much larger, she will always jump in. Although she always tries to have a plan, she cannot account for anything and will be there whenever you call her.

#south park x reader #the fractured but whole x reader #eric cartman x reader #the raccoon x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #human kite x reader #jimmy valmer x reader #craig tucker x reader #super craig x reader #clyde donovan x reader #mosquito x reader #scott malkinson x reader #captain diabetes x reader #wendy testaburger x reader #call girl x reader #that is so many tags

[deanlighful]

idk why but i find it funny when people are like

“they where actually making gay jokes about those characters because of the time. So just so you know that ship isn’t valid or doesn’t count”

I watched most of these shows when they came out. I know these shows have jokes that are suppose to be at our expense. that’s been the way media was until recently.

However they’re fictional characters. If i as a gay person read that haha gay joke as repressed gay person i’m allowed to.

Also even with the gay jokes some of these characters have queer coding. it made not have been intentional at all but it’s how i as a queer person read that character.

It’s fiction. After the writer puts it out in the world i’m allowed to interpret a story through my own lens. I should take into account who wrote it and why but i’m still allowed to see it the way i do.

i don’t know why people feel the need to pull a gotcha about our ships. Most of us are well aware

#i may have seen one too many people bitching about 2000 and 2010 gay ships #hilson #shassie #jeff x craig #jdox

[hiimmirka]

Nothing to see here.

Just two angsty boys listening to death metal together (well Stan is angsty Craig is just neurodivergent)

Bonus!

(my silly little hc is that Craig asks Stan to hear his demos from Crimson Dawn I JUST CAN'T GET OVER IT)

I just love to imagine that Stan could be himself around Craig and not fear judgements since they don't particularly like each other from the beginning, he's less scared to disappoint him, and Craig doesn't mind his presence

It'd be awkward tho at first

#stan marsh #craig tucker #south park #sp fanart #staig #sp staig #tweek tweak #stan x craig #Stan x Craig x Tweek (????) #I have too many sp ships lord help me #crimson dawn #Stan Marsh is not okay (I promise) #Tweek joins the band #After getting used to the music #It's an healthy way to let out all of the pressure!! #He'd be a growl god

[burnt-wat3r]

CRAIG’S GROUP X READER WHO LOVES ANIMALS

(Can be viewed as platonic or romantic!)

Word Count: 965

TW’S: None

Craig Tucker

➛ The fact you like animals makes him soooo happy

➛ Whenever you go over to his place, you always dote over how cute Stripe is

➛ Anytime you go over to his place you have to play with them

➛ He makes sure everyone remembers Stripe’s birthday and hosts parties for them every year

Craig leans down to speak, “Hey, Stripe’s birthday is next month.” 

Clyde beams, “Yeah, and mine’s next week!!! I’m hosting a party and-” 

“Stripe’s is more important.” He deadpans, flipping him off

“Hey!!”

➛ You ended up having to assure Clyde’s birthday still mattered, but Stripes was more important

➛ The two of you have photoshoot sessions where you dress Stripe up into little outfits and pose with him

➛ Craig’s phone screen background is a picture of you smiling, holding up Stripe in your hands. He’s got both of his favorite things in the same photo! (he still refuses to choose between whether he likes you or Stripe more)

➛ Flips you off whenever you mention liking any animal other than guinea pigs

➛Like, he gets that other animals are cool, but why like them when guinea pigs exist???

Tweek Tweak

➛ Is pretty anxious around animals, so he tends to stay away from them

➛ He’s very paranoid about another animal apocalypse taking over the world

➛ Any animals the two of you see are from a safe, safe distance

You look out of the bedroom window, pointing towards a shape in the snow, 

“Tweek, look! It’s a rabbit!”

His eyes widen, gripping his coffee cup, “AGH- What if it hops up here and tries to kill us?!?!”

“It’s not going to get us don’t worry! ... Besides I don’t think rabbits can jump that high.”

➛ He then went into detail about how he believes in a conspiracy theory about a secret rabbit religion revolving around the Catholic Church

➛ Tweek loves being able to ramble about things to you, and it helped him take his mind off the terrifying creature outside!

➛ He likes to bake you cupcakes with your favorite animal decorated on top :)

➛ They always turn out a little... jumbled, but he tried his best! He loves seeing you try to guess what animal he made, and the look of enjoyment on your face when you bite into the sweet treat!

Tolkien Black

➛ Tolkien thinks your love for animals is really cute!

➛ He loves listening to you rant about different animals you found, and holds onto every word you speak

“You won’t believe what I found outside today!” You smiled, bundling your jacket across your chest

Tolkien looks up from his book, “A cat?”

“No, I found a- wait, how’d you know?”

 He blinks at you with a blank face, “I can see its tail it sticking through your jacket.”

“...Oh.”

➛ He always makes sure that you are safe anytime you go out searching for stray animals cute pets!

➛ He’d mostly make sure you don’t try to pet anything with rabies, or wander anywhere you shouldn’t, but he still joins in when you find an animal to pet!

➛ Tolkien really enjoys talking to you, you could be talking about reading the dictionary and he’d still find it interesting!

➛ Loves to buy you animal-related things, clothes, plushies, mugs, anything and everything he can find!

➛ Had to stop because he found your closet completely overflowing with gifts, but he’ll still gift you something once in a while though :)

Clyde Donovan

➛ The two of you bond over taking Rex for walks every day

➛ You’re both found at the dog park often, with Clyde throwing footballs for Rex to fetch

➛ He’s practicing his throws, and having fun at the same time!

“Go Rex, go get it!” Clyde cheered, 

“Hey, Clyde... wasn’t that the football you just had autographed?”

He blanked for a minute, before shouting out, “WAIT, REX STOP!”

➛ Clyde tried racing across the field to get it first, though was undoubtedly incapable of beating the speed of his bloodhound

➛ It was covered in slobber when he got it back, but the two of you managed to clean it up

➛ The two of you are completely in synch, always running up to other animals to pet them

➛ Finds your love for animals so sweet, and will do his best to match your energy!

➛ You do have to drag him away from following strays into random back alleys though, he may not be the brightest, but he’s so sweet!

Jimmy Valmer

➛ He’s never overly cared for animals that much, but loves the way your face lights up whenever you see one!

➛ Whenever he sees you, he drops a few animal puns to make you smile

"What do mice e-eat on h-hot d-d-days? Mice c-cream!"

You giggle in response, and he begins to smile, "Wow what a t-terrific audience."

Deciding to make a joke back, you respond, "What did the dog hear after their performance? A round of appaws!"

➛ It would go back and forth like this between you two, time quickly filled with laughter and jokes

➛ As funny as your jokes are, the two of you would have to be careful how much you joke around others, not everyone can handle how absolutely terrible hilarious they are!

➛ Tolkien had to separate the both of you so many times before Craig lost his temper

➛ He always manages to sneak an animal pun into his comedy shows

➛ Seeing the laughter from the audience was well worth it, and he'd do anything to make you smile!

A/N: Sorry for being gone, I’m not sure when I’ll post next, this was just a post sitting in my drafts for the past 2 months!! I’ll do my best to work on requests! (and hopefully not procrastinate but I probably will, sorry again in advance) SORRY!!

#southpark x reader #south park x reader #southpark headcanons #south park headcanons #craig tucker x reader #tweek tweak x reader #jimmy valmer x reader #clyde donovan x reader #Tolkien Black x reader #craig tucker #tweek tweak #jimmy valmer #clyde donovan #tolkien black #token black x reader #token black #omg i hate adding so many tags #craig x reader #tweek x reader #jimmy x reader #clyde x reader #tolkien x reader #token x reader

[ne-cocoa]

Some other ships I absolutely ADORE!! So you shall adore them as well uwu 💖💞

South Park! Creek is top tier ☆*:. o(≧▽≦)o .:*☆

Pucca!! ♡✧。 (⋈◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡ my beloveds

And moominvalley ♡〜٩(^▿^)۶〜♡ soft babz

#just many fandoms I love!! #there’s so many more I can put too I just dunno what first owo #pucca fan art #pucca fanart #pucca #pucca love recipe #pucca loves garu #pucca x garu #garu fanart #southpark #south park creek #south park tweek #south park fan art #south park #sp creek #craig tucker #craigxtweek #craig x tweek #tweek tweak #south park craig #moomin #moominvalley #snufkin #snufkin x moomin #moomin x snufkin #moomintroll #snufmin #snufmim

[captsharonstark]

James Bond never forgets anything when it comes to Madeleine Swann.

#00swann #james bond #madeleine swann #daniel craig #lea seydoux #james bond x madeleine swann #this is one parallel i've been dying to make #he never forgets anything when it comes to the love of his life #there are so many beautiful scenes with these two #i'd recognize you anywhere is by far one of the most romantic lines in any movie and with any ship

[jasaginae0]

LOVE LOVE LOVE The thought of Xavier having a creepy, unhealthy one-sided attachment/crush on Jason during Capture The Flag.

We were fucking robbed of a follow up on Jason after Capture The Flag, change my mind, I dare you. Might as well drain my anger temporarily by stomping my feet to this playlist of songs that remind me of them.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE0HgdoI4eW2mJ0vlK2FCi778hb2fYdWc&si=LRKK-FxjYq0pYTOr

#craig of the creek #jason cotc #cotc xavier #xavier cotc #cotc jason #playlist #music #one sided crush #one sided Xavier x Jason #Literally hate how hostile Craig was with Jason all of a sudden after Capture The Flag #No slander to the writers but I don't think they made many good decisions when it came to Jason #like seriously #why the hell did everyone forget Jason helped with Capture The Flag he put his neck out for the creek #we were robbed fr

[unofficial-trader-joes]

them

#i drew this at work btw #tweek tweak southpark #south park #creek #creek fanart #sp creek #south park creek #creek ship #craig tucker #craig tucker south park #sp craig #sp tweek #tweek x craig #tweek x craig sp #i added so many tags woah

[paisleywraith]

Moving away from the hometown. 

#SP Creek #craig x tweek #Craig Tucker #Tweek Tweak #Imagine getting to start over without everyone's eyes on you #Beach nearest my house is very grey but never has many people. #With all the riptides right now really all you can do is walk in very shallow water in the sane #But that's nice too

[benoits-neckerchieves]

00q vibes

#cuties #why are they in so many films together it’s ridiculous #not complaining tho #quite the opposite #daniel craig #ben whishaw #layer cake #00q #james bond #quartermaster #q james bond #james bond q #james bond 007 #007 #james bond/q #james bond x q #james bond / q #benoit blanc #knives out #layer cake 2004

[suppressiveperson]

im trying so hard to bring quality shitposts to this community but unfortunately it’s all drawings of gay people 😔

#many such cases #also is this the plot to tweek x craig

[oliverniko]

alrighty I warned you I was coming. what was your first fandom? and what were you reading and writing?

When excluding actually being IN a fandom in a social space, I was all about Pokémon and Zelda: Twilight Princess as a kid!

But my active stages of being in a fandom online is...unusual. Because on Flipnote Hatena I saw some animations someone did that they called 'South Park yaoi' and it awakened my third eye (also known as 14-year-old egg Oliver) that shipping was a thing. Unfortunately when googling yaoi my first read fic was explicit. It shocked me a bit haha but didn't scare me off!

So I wrote for that for a while, then HP which we don't talk about and I believe my main fandom after that was WWE fic (not RPF exactly, I based it off the in ring personas). This was all across a couple years before anime and gaming fandoms crept into play.

Thank you for the ask!

#asks #I love my experience because I don't think many others can say they discovered shipping through a Craig x Tweek Flipnote MV #I think as well it was very appealing because I was a closeted teen and everyone else was too and made them into teens in fic and fanart

[marc-is-kinda-gay]

Why is my tumblr feed filled with South Park ships 😭 😭

My for you has become gay South Park! How does this happen i just want to know? I came back after being mia (on AO3) for like 2 weeks

#lowkey not complaining #south park #creek #style #craig x tweek #stan x kyle #too many choices