#q james bond

[thestarwarslesbian]

Bond: You want me to make out with Q for the mission?

M: No

Bond: *shakes his head as he walks over to Q* I can’t believe you are making me do this

M: I’m really not

Q: shut up and let him speak

#james bond incorrect quotes #inncorrect quotes #james bond #q #q james bond #00q #m james bond #mallory james bond

[sl-newsie]

Do I have a type?

#jonathan crane #jonathon crane x reader #scarecrow #scarecrow x reader #dr spencer reid #spencer reid criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds #spencer reid x reader #q james bond #quartermaster x reader #quartermaster #matthew gray gubler #ben whishaw #cillian murphy #sapiosexual

[benoits-neckerchieves]

00q vibes

#cuties #why are they in so many films together it’s ridiculous #not complaining tho #quite the opposite #daniel craig #ben whishaw #layer cake #00q #james bond #quartermaster #q james bond #james bond q #james bond 007 #007 #james bond/q #james bond x q #james bond / q #benoit blanc #knives out #layer cake 2004

[hecticwinter]

Bond: Last night I found out Q is a sleep talker.

Tanner: Oh, really?

Bond: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

#source: ??? #incorrect quotes #james bond #007 #bill tanner #q james bond #00q

[dryadsys]

[at Bond's funeral]

Q: I just need a minute alone with him.

Everyone: of course [leaves]

Q: [leaning over Bond's coffin] listen here, you little shit. I know you're not dead.

Bond: yeah no shit.

#james bond #incorrect quotes #james bond 007 #q james bond #james bond incorrect quotes

[fanficwritingcentral]

Q, looking at a picture of Bond undercover as Benoit Blanc on his laptop, practically twirling his hair on his fingers: I wish I could find a man like this

Bond standing behind Q: Hello Q.

Q: No not you Bond, get out of my office.

Bond: that is literally me in the picture, Q

#james bond #daniel craig james bond #q james bond #00q #knives out #benoit blanc #00BBq

[3nigm4art]

Q!

#Q #q james bond #James bond #007 #art #fan art #digital art #artists on tumblr

[noel-gruber-hungry-hombre-meal]

Some stuff I did for an old James Bond AU. Found these while I was clearing out my Google Photos and thought I'd put it here.

(Strongly feel like I wanna continue this AU.) 

#007 #james bond #skyfall #AU #band au #this was inspired by a fic I read on ao3 a while back #ben whishaw #q james bond #moneypenny #daniel craig #naomie harris #skyfall AU

[fandomsnoccasionalscreaming]

watching skyfall for the first time

IS JAMES BOND BI CONFIRMED???

i mean he was looking at both q and eve like he was undressing them with his eyes

#james bond #skyfall #q james bond #00q #eve moneypenny #also wtf severine was a FORMER CHILD SEX SLAVE #AND HE SNUCK INTO HER SHOWER???? #WHAT THE FUCK BOND

[divinebruises]

oh you ship 00Q? how's the desperate need for someone to see your vulnerability and not judge or take advantage going?

#00Q #007 #james bond 007 #james bond #00q #james bond x q #james bond/q #q james bond

[chemicalarospec]

If a man goes by the name of Q, you KNOW he's gonna be all homoerotic undertones and constantly flirting with another man. He simply can't help it.

#quackity #star trek #Q #tntduo #karlnapity #q star trek #c!quackity #james bond #q james bond #00q #picard #dapduo #but thats ones a bit iffy. since q rejected slimes kisses #i said this #btw i have no idea how prominant the james bond X dude named Q thing is #i just read 1 fic a few weeks ago

[sl-newsie]

Query: Q x 00 Agent Masterlist

Summary: (Begins during Skyfall) A young 00 agent has been partnered with Bond for a year until his gunshot leaves him wounded. What will happen when they each are assigned a new Quartermaster? Warnings: language, gun violence, some slight suggestive language

https://www.tumblr.com/sl-newsie/739466282041278464/query-q-x-00-agent-ch-1-new-instructions?source=share

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#quartermaster x reader #quartermaster #q x reader #q james bond #james bond #james bond 007 #007 #skyfall #spectre #no time to die #daniel craig #ben whishaw

[dye-it-rouge-et-noir]

Washi tape art!

(Prompt table 006: Use a medium you do not use often)

#007 fest 2023 #007 fest #007 #james bond #q james bond #my art

[hecticwinter]

The inevitability of time, don't you think?

#source: me #the upload quality is awful click on the photo for a better quality #james bond #007 #00q fanart #00q #q james bond #daniel craig #ben whishaw #moodboard #James Bond moodboard #james bond 007

[vegetarian-avocado]

Benji and Q working together on location doing typey typey

#benji dunn #Q #qenji #q james bond #james bond #mission: impossible dead reckoning part one #mission impossible #so cute #I’m in love with this

[fanficwritingcentral]

Why, Q, I'm feeling quite buggered actually (Ao3 link)

Hi, so this was a fanfic inspired by some tags @cicerfics left on a post she reblogged that were so true tbh. So I wrote it and here it is, hope you all enjoy 😘✌️.

Summary: Q never thought that this would be something he had to deal with, ever.

"Where is Bond, Q?" The tired voice of M asked from Q's phone.

"I, ah, wouldn't know sir," Q replied back, his free hand clenched in a tight fist, "it seems double-o seven has gone off grid," he cleared his throat, "again."

There was silence on the other end, a silence so telling that Q closed his eyes and bent his head, praying to whatever god there was that M would accept this.

A few eternal seconds later M finally replied, "alright Q," he said, voice drier than it's ever been, "when Bond finally comes back in, do let him know he's needed back at HQ. There's a mission for him."

"Certainly sir!" Q said at once and winced, knowing his relief was too evident, "I'll be sure to let him know."

Another pause, then finally, "I'm sure you will." And the leader of MI6 hung up.

Q quickly dropped his hand and threw his phone onto the couch and took a shuddering breath.

"Off the grid, am I?" A voice called down the hall.

Q groaned and walked towards the voice, coming from behind a half closed door.

Opening the door revealed the talked about agent in question, laying in a bath filled with epsom salts. The water did nothing to hide his broad gleaming chest, a chest littered with red marks.

"My, my Q," he said with a grin, "lying to M on my whereabouts again are we?"

Q closed his eyes and groaned again, knocking his head on the doorframe, "what was I supposed to tell him, James? That I've made sure his best operative is out of commission for at least a week! Do you know what he'd do then James?"

"What will he do, Q?" James asked, grin still so evident.

"He'll ask me how!" Q cried and lowered himself to the tiled floor and gripped his hair tight in his hands.

James laughed brightly, making the water lap at the sides, "do you think you'd get in trouble for damaging government property?"

"James!"

The horrible agent laughed again. "Tell M you were ensuring I knew how to handle every scenario I could face in the field."

"Oh yes, that'll go over so well," Q rolled his eyes, now leaning against the door frame, 'Hello M, sir, yes agent double-o seven will not be available for the next week, why you ask? Oh yes, I was making sure he could handle absolutely anything in the field so I buggered him so hard I blew his back out."

James laughed so hard water splashed over the edge and winced slightly.

Q sighed, "careful James, you don't want to push this for another week."

James' bright blue eyes flashed to his, "wouldn't I, Q?"

"Absolutely not James!" Q said and refused to listen to the voice inside him screaming absolutely yes.

#james bond #daniel craig james bond #00q #q james bond #fanfiction #00q fic