The castle-like Broadmoor Lodge graces the village of Little Wolford
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“glorification of an imagined unified Western Traditional Culture as the single objective best culture is a fascist red flag” and “a lot of modern vernacular architecture is boring, actively harmful to the mental health of people who live around it, destroying older buildings that had more personality, and shoddily built + as bland as possible for the ever profit-focused needs of capitalism” are concepts that can coexist
like. yes, be wary of Roman Statue Profile Pics decrying “modernity” on Twitter, but the idea that IKEAfying the world is somehow Progressive and if you don’t like it you MUST be far-right is just. bizarre
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Did all the medieval nobles in real history have castles like in ASOIAF
All? No.
Castles were very expensive to construct and the right to crenellate was jealously controlled by the monarchy, so it was generally the wealthiest and most powerful among the nobility who had them.
However, a little bit lower down the rungs of the nobility, you had noblemen who could afford to build a castle, but not the crenellation tax that the king collected as his fee, and thus you got "adulterine castles." (To use a modern consumer goods analogy, these are knock-offs compared to the "Gucci" of a licensed castle.)
Yet further down, your broad middle of the nobility would most likely have a fortified manorhouse - which is taking the manor house, the one thing that pretty much all medieval nobles had by definition, and essentially building a thick walled extension and other defenses (like moats or ditches) around the manor house that let the residents withstand a bandit attack or brief siege.
So it's more a spectrum than a binary of castle vs. no castle.
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I don't know what possessed me to think I could learn to freehand a castle in fisheye perspective in one day.
Well, that's practice. Here's a WIP!
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Beloved Highlander
They look to me like they’re having a conversation.
“Yes, it is a bit chilly up here. That wind’s coming straight out of Norway!”
“Actually, do you think I could get my skirt back down? I know it’s less sexy, but - erm - bits of me are getting cold.”
Also, do you think he’ll take his sword off before they make love or is it going to be some kind of prop?
Nice that the hills are entirely crenelated, but a shame that the rest of Scotland appears to be on fire.
Gregor Grant returns to his beloved Highland home Glen Dhu only to find his father has lost the family estate. It now belongs to the enchanting Lady Mackintosh. Gregor leaves, vowing not to return, but years later, Lady Mackintosh finds herself in need of help. Gregor is the only person who can help her, how can she enlist his help?
"Gregor Grant! Where is the key to the shed? I CAN'T GET INTO THE SHED!"
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so i've had a couple of nightmares about the gloom spawn in the past few months. i'd gotten jump scared a few times by them already but then i ended up reading about the locations of a few of them and realized that, on several occasions, i'd managed to walk right past one without spawning it and that got me so spooked that i had to set the game down for a few weeks.
thankfully, some time, the realization that they fucking despawn if you climb a tree lol, and seeing porn of then pop up on my dash was enough to quell the fear that the first thing i did upon going back in was to find and kill the nearest one, and now i'm going on a quest to kill every single one of these fuckers in revenge 🤗
(in the first nightmare i had about them, they had ten hands instead of five, almost like there were two together. thank goodness there's nowhere in the game that two gloom spawn appear next to each other, right?)
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looking up the poetry of a verbose youtuber (who's growing on me rip) and.. girlie wHAT is a crenellated jellyfish???
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The snow fell and the castle rose. Two walls ankle-high, the inner taller than the outer. Towers and turrets, keeps and stairs, a round kitchen, a square armory, the stables along the inside of the west wall. It was only a castle when she began, but before very long Sansa knew it was Winterfell. She found twigs and fallen branches beneath the snow and broke off the ends to make the trees for the godswood. For the gravestones in the lichyard she used bits of bark. Soon her gloves and her boots were crusty white, her hands were tingling, and her feet were soaked and cold, but she did not care. The castle was all that mattered. Some things were hard to remember, but most came back to her easily, as if she had been there only yesterday. The Library Tower, with the steep stonework stair twisting about its exterior. The gatehouse, two huge bulwarks, the arched gate between them, crenellations all along the top... And all the while the snow kept falling, piling up in drifts around her buildings as fast as she raised them.
6.5K CELEBRATION: 📼 + GAME OF THRONES
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the stairs in the crastle are driving me to tears. if you had put the windows a single half slab up three floors would have been so good. but they're not and you have to do six block walls which makes the towers completely misaligned and you have to make an ugly fucking railing that sucks bc otherwise you bump your head. but I feel like if I watch 3L eps for clues I'll get waaaay too worked up
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Cultural Architecture: The Walls of Ba Sing Se
The walls of Ba Sing Se are inspired by the Great Wall of China. Like Ba Sing Se’s walls, the purpose of the Great Wall was to protect the territory from outside invaders. Both walls acted as garrisons for the army and as vantage points from which generals could direct troops. Ba Sing Se’s walls and the Great Wall were also both built with sand-colored bricks, connective fortresses, and crenelated exteriors. However, Ba Sing Se’s walls are much thicker and taller than the Great Wall.
Fun Fact: Contrary to popular belief, the Great Wall of China is not one continuous wall. It refers to a series of walls that that were built over many time periods and dynasties across the historical northern borders of Chinese states.
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tdp jailer cosplay part 1 of 3 - initial planning, design and coat
this was a very challenging and ambitious project for me - but i'd do anything for you this blorbo, okay? we've only a couple end-credits art and the 4x04 and 5x05 glimpses to go on, so i had a lot of freedom to be creative.
i used the costume pattern from simplicity # 8482 as a base and made... lots of modifications from there. just... miles and miles of sketches and pattern paper
for the color scheme, i decided to model it after kpp'ar and callum's character design (too thematically delicious not to) navy, black, and maroon, with brass and beige accents.
coat sewing progress:
faux suede and a jersey knit for the outside, and a coordinating fabric for the lining.
bottom of the coat - left pic is the lining (showing the wrong side; so many corners means so much fusible interfacing) and right pic is the outside. miles and miles of edge and topstitching:
top of the coat - lining and contrast detail:
yeah so fucking proud of myself for lining up all of these seams, only to have to cover them up with the bias tape.
key shape/crenellation detail on the bottom hem:
i struggled to find a color that matched with the stripes, so i ended up ironing out the bias tape and patching them together. it took three days to make and attach both of them ;_;
so many right angle corners. truly a nightmare project to sew. ilu sewing machine
looks fucking amazing though, if i do say so myself.
ready for buttons and finishing touches
part 2 & part 3 coming tomorrow
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