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astraltrickster · 1 year
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you've heard of "diversity win!" now get ready for
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Chengxian? OMFG NO
Just no!
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diagonal-queen · 9 months
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fyodor's gonna put him in the jar 😪
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n0brainjustvibes · 8 months
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Actually, now that I'm thinking about st(w)ormlight again... I never spilled the beans on the Heartbroken, did I? I was waiting to make art for it, but might as well do it in text first.
In this AU Ashertmarn, Heart of the Revel, can bond(?) with a human. The human's concepts of indulgence influence how Ashertmarn manifests, and they can manipulate his powers to some extent. Cue Nikos Vasil. Heartbreaker's influence turns Ashertmarn's focus to lust rather than gluttony, and the Heartbroken grow up blasted with Unmade influence rather than mind-magic.
Alec becomes a Lightweaver after running away, and eventually joins up with Aisha and Brian. Many of the other Heartbroken and "Heartbreaker's girls" seek power where they can, and end up tangling with other Unmade. Cherie bonds Yelig-Nar/Blightwind (the Unmade that whatshername, Aesudan, bonds in canon) and gets a bunch'a creepy crystal growths and all ten Surges. She might run off to join Odium afterwards, if he gives her the "give me your pain" pitch - at which point she becomes even more supernaturally emotionless than Alec. I like the idea of one of the "girls" making a Nightwatcher deal (with consequences), but I doubt they'd get the opportunity. Roman is obviously in tune with the Thrill, and... yeah, I haven't assigned other Unmade connections, but that's the general direction.
If Alec dies as per canon, Aisha rehabilitates and bonds his spren (apparently possible, though most spren don't like it), becoming both an Edgedancer and a Lightweaver. At this point she can replicate all her canon ninja skills. She kills Heartbreaker and traps (or kills? Can you kill an Unmade?) Ashertmarn - one of my favourite moments in this AU. Aisha never wants another child to be traumatised because of addiction, and she defeats the incarnation of addiction itself.
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c3s6 · 6 months
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When i was fourteen i had a pretend date night with play yan. There was this fake wine called welches and i pretended to have a date night with play yan. I played that france meme music for a good 15 minutes while drinking it.
Here is a reconstruction from me using a picture of the cursed play yan x pop singer ship (does the creator know that play yan LIKES MEN???):
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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bunjywunjy · 8 months
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Do sharks cuddle?
THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.
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many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.
they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.
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genderless-insomniac · 2 months
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Rating talking pals if they deserve a punch or not, or are they hot (this is all my opinion!)
I will listen to the karuka demos and then see if they deserve a punch or not. remember this is canon!
in alphabetical order as well!!
bebo. kinda hot.... i mean i had a crush on this fucker. no punch!
haiko. no punch. i sometimes think of her from time to time.
kira. punching her to the MOOOOOOOOON! those ra's are badly pronounced!
komppi! damn. im currently going through a crush on him as i type this.
marula?? no punches. they are cold.
nebula. i had a tiiiiiiiiny crush on her a few days ago... no punch!
niya sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet. and when you give him g+20 he sounds like BEBO! i wanna ounch him but no he needs to represent pureiweb.com more before he gets his complimentary punches
pam. she's gettin' the punches maybe a kick if shes punchable enough
stan. he and kira are the most punchable on this list by far. i'd punch stan. i think the whole talking pals fandom would punch stan. look at him hes so punchable i think he'd deserve more than one with that smile on his face. i have the want and NEED to punch him. i would buy a plush of stan akapane to punch and kick around.
sunny. yes theres a talking pal of myself. i would punch myself if i could. why do i sound like marzipan if she didnt hit puberty
tara. wouldn't punch this one imo but i'd punch stan any day of the week
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d4ndylionn · 27 days
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Considering how much of a prick Alastor is when it comes to boundaries, id say hes always been an asshole
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astraltrickster · 1 year
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valgeristik · 2 months
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Like getting a toddler ready for school on a cold winter morning. except hes a grown ass man of 185 years of age. trying to kill a demon.
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me, tag surfing: ok, next, give me ‘chaotic siblings’
ao3: bet
ao3: ‘incest’
me: NO—
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c3s6 · 11 months
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@dingleberry-7708 SENT ME THIS.
THIS IS CURSED
AS THE VP OF NEBULA WHO WROTE THE TUNE AS A GIMMICKY DEMO TUNE WHY. JUST WHY. I FOUND MYSELF SINGING IT AT MY DESK.
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oornithologistt · 21 days
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vultures amirite?
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cpntredbeard · 11 days
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This is the End Goal of Capitalism
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I have had strong visions of the need for a specifically geriatric care orientated fast response team for evictions,.
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bunjywunjy · 1 month
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"which reptile is the most catholic?" obviously Komodo Dragons because they have virgin birth
many other reptile lineages also have virgin birth (parthenogenesis), there's even MULTIPLE species of whiptail lizards that reproduce entirely this way!
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there are no males in these species. only females.
however! they still court each other and do some copulating.
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that's right. MULTIPLE SPECIES OF LIZARD LESBIANS.
LIZBEANS.
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