Jonathan:* trying to find his baby sister in the desert so he can go home to his girlfriend*
Mike & Will: Suzie is a GENIUS you don't even know what the internet is
Argyle: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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Like getting a toddler ready for school on a cold winter morning. except hes a grown ass man of 185 years of age. trying to kill a demon.
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Star Trek is literally SO funny.
"We are going to go to the surface of an unknown plant to look for someone. We can take 6 people. These 6 people WILL include the Captain, the First Officer, the Head Engineer, and the Communications Officer. There are over 400 people on this starship btw."
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cas joked about "birthday sex" for dean and dean got all excited. cas quietly freaked out for two weeks trying to figure out what dean was going to ask for so he could prepare for it. turns out dean just wanted to have regular sex and then cuddle for three hours.
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how the hell did i genuinely start writing a riptide tma crossover au. how did i get here. what happened.
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He will literally sit on anything
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Toge: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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He looks like the type of guy who commits tax evasion
as he should
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oluwande boodhari is a complete simp for strong and slightly insane shes and theys
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"izutsumi doesn't have a thought in her head" actually he does he thinks Izutsumi
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officially at the "dreaming about wrestlers" stage but it was just me watching dynamite and mjf returned to call out a whole bunch of people
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correct dad diego opinions ONLY on this blog
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October 17th
Jonathan: Today I have learned that when dead, vampires turn to dust. Which is very neat and will make it so we can't go to prison for murder.
Jonathan: ...
Jonathan: That is not to say I would hesitate for even a second if killing him meant ending up in jail for the rest of my life.
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