I love Star Trek cause you’ll see a screen shot with no context and think “this is homosexual activity” and then with context it’s somehow even more gay. They somehow beat themselves at their own game every time
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So one trope in spirk fanfiction (haven’t checked with other pairings tbh) is Kirk agreeing ahead of time to help with Spock’s next (or first if it’s aos) pon farr
Yet, what a lot of those fics don’t have is those two getting a preliminary bond, which you think they would cause isn’t that pretty much the whole purpose of those bonds “hey unless something changes I’m willing to help with your pon farr” ?
So I was thinking about that and now I’m just laughing at it being a slippery slope
Kirk: Don’t worry about it, Spock, I’ll help out
Spock: Then we’ll need a preliminary bond
Kirk: Okay
Spock: Which many Humans view as an engagement
Kirk: Okay?
Spock: So out of respect for you, I will procure us some rings
Kirk: …You don’t have t-
Spock: To make sure you are absolutely safe, however, I think a full bond would be more logical
Kirk: Okay??
Spock: So of course, we must be married, I will send out the invites
Kirk:
Spock: It is only logical, captain
Kirk:
Kirk: I want a spring wedding
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Star Trek but Starfleet HQ has portraits of every Admiral and/or historically important person and they act like the portraits in Harry Potter.
Jim is forever leaving his portrait and snuggling up in Spock’s. They're most often seen napping together in a frame nearest one of the windows (because Vulcans are basically cats) but, due to their fame, they have many portraits around the Academy campus so really it's a toss up where exactly they'll be. They're always together, though.
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Okay but like Gene Roddenberry CHOSE to include lover in the definition of t’hy’la, the word he made up to describe Kirk and Spock’s relationship
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The whole Spock and Uhura thing in AOS is hilarious to me because I imagine it was pitched somewhat like this:
Writer #1: "The original series already tried to kill Spirk by throwing women at Kirk every chance they got. It didn't work. The only answer is to do the exact opposite."
Writer #2, nodding sagely: "Yes, we must give Spock a love interest."
Writer #1: "It's the only way to fight the gay."
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Just had a thought since I’ve been obsessed with Spirk lately. How do you think Spock would react if Jim moaned in his ear? (You can’t tell me Jim isn’t the kind of guy to be like “hey Spock I need to tell you something” then moan lowly in Spock’s ear or just get straight to it smirking afterwards just to tease his Vulcan and await his reaction)
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I'm a firm believer that Kirk- James Tiberius Kirk, the guy who was described as a "stack of books on legs" knew about vulcan hand kisses when he met Spock in snw.
Like come onnnn, if he was so smart (and he was) he should have read at LEAST one book in vulcan biology and learned about vulcan hand kisses- he looked at Spock and went "oh lets kiss him" and Spock like the absolute SIMP for Kirk that he is accepted his handshake :)
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I love a lot of different versions of Spock because how could I not, but I also really love those tos spirk fics where Spock is flirty with Kirk like
Bones: *several jokes about one day getting Spock to wear a Human suit instead*
Jim: I don’t know why Bones has such an obsession with getting you out of your robes, I think you look nice in them
Spock: Really, captain? I assumed you in particular would have also wanted to see me “out of” my robes?
Jim: *flustered silence*
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