#destroy business

[doccywhomst]

hey remember when pop-ups and banner ads were associated with malware? when youtube didn't have any ads at all? when you could get a cheap netflix subscription that was better than cable TV? digital marketing experts estimate that most americans see 5-10k ads every day. what the hell is going on

#im sure some business analyst will destroy me with facts and logic or something but uh.... this shit aint natural

[ruubesz-draws]

Quality time with the eldest (Earth) and the youngest (Minus One)! Whatever could go wrong??

Yet again, another cat moment for Minus One. He likes Legendary the most out of all the brothers

Goodbye, Minus One... you will be missed :'(

(Pro tip! Be careful with your belongings at the beach. You never know what might happen to it)

#godzilla #godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla minus one #godzilla earth #godzilla ultima #shin godzilla #godzilla x mothra #earth and minus one having some quality time #but then ion dragon had to ruin it #it's always that guy #at least minus one is strong enough to defeat him lol #and he's safe! #he enjoyed his lil flight #but do it again and Earth will defo have a heart attack #and probs destroy the whole planet #and we don't want that now... #do we? #btw #I STILL SHIP GODZILLA AND MOTHRA AND I AM GOING TO DRAW SHIP ART JUST YOU WATCH ME HHHHHHHRRRGGGG #anyway Ultima is into science so he's been... busy ig #shin is just shin #i wish i could sleep like shin #do not repost #my art

[nelkcats]

My son wants to destroy the world, how do I stop him? - Search

It had been a few months since Phantom joined the League. Although he was more of an emergency contact they called in worse cases than a real member. According to the Justice League Dark, he was a ruler of another dimension so he couldn't be around all the time.

When Wonder Woman complained about his commitment to the team, Phantom frowned and called her hypocritical. Apparently Phantom watched over all the dimensions, so asking him to protect one in particular was stupid, or worse, selfish. Diana ended up very embarrassed after learning about it.

Then, it was strange for Phantom to stay beyond 5 minutes after providing his help, so Bruce was surprised to see the boy walking towards him looking extremely nervous and asking for a conversation. Bruce agreed out of curiosity.

The conversation took a strange turn when Phantom started praising his parenting skills (Bruce was proud of his kids clearly, but how the fuck did Phantom know his identity?), and complimented him on...Red Hood's self-control??? And what a good kid he was??

Apparently, Phantom had a son (Bruce was starting to believe in the "immortal" part that Constantine talked about), but he had a terrible temper and loved to destroy dimensions, for which he was often punished (Bruce was at a loss for words), Phantom assured him that no dimension that didn't deserve it was destroyed but he didn't know how to change Dan's approach.

The King insisted that he was fine with his son destroying dimensions as long as his grandfather authorized it, since they had forgiven him and those dimensions were finished anyway (Batman was grateful that his mask would not show his facial expression) but that destroying everyone would affect him in the long run and he was worried about him.

In the end, Bruce invited them to the mansion, or rather, invited Phantom to talk to Alfred and he told him he would bring his son. Bruce remembered that Jason would be visiting that day and wondered how badly the meeting would go.

#dpxdc #Danny asking for parental advice #he wants to be a good father for Dan and Dani #but doesn't know how to stop Dan from destroying everything #Jazz told him to talk with him #but that didn't work #so he ended asking Batman #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny thinks Red Hood is the best example for self control #he only kill bad people after all #Dan destroyed dimensions that Clockwork authorized #He is angry and has a lot of repressed hatred #ghost king danny #dan phantom #Danny is a retired hero but helps JL sometimes #he is busy with the Infinite Realms and his kids so he told them to call only in emergencies

[gfbillpotts]

the fact that nandor spent the entire episode reading quietly and doing jackshit after causing nonstop chaos and havoc to everyone around him throughout the season is so funny to me actually

#wwdits spoilers #wwdits #nandor the relentless #this bitch is minding his business like he didnt just destroy the lives of basically everyone he encountered

[biblically-accurate-soup]

just saw a dogshit post and i’m not gonna get into it on op’s post because i value both their sanity and mine but come on guys. are we really trying to gatekeep who uses the term qpr? are we REALLY reinventing concepts of amatanormativity with a few steps? are we ACTUALLY ON GOD trying to make a clear definition of what a qpr is? a qpr is whatever the people in the qpr want it to be. fuck’s sake

#aromantic #qpr #queerplatonic #becoming the very thing you swore to destroy #other people’s labels and relationships are not your business. how about that.

[l3irdl3rain]

How is my best friend Arthur has he helped you baldur any gates

He’s been good! My washing machine broke last week and I hauled it out the other day in preparation for the new one and he’s been loving his new Top Secret Hiding Spot.

We are taking a little bit of a Baldur’s Gate break right now just because I was getting burnt out. We’re slowly making our way through Mass Effect Andromeda for the second time. I’m very excited to get back to BG3 tho.

I left off right at the start of Act 2. I’m playing a Githyanki monk named Ez’rai and spent way too much time coming up with a backstory for them. I’m going to be romancing Wyll this time. I think Ez’rai growing up in such a harsh culture that didn’t have room for soft romance will go together in such a fun and cute way with Wyll. A noble’s son who is just so sweet and romantic and good.

#been too busy to play much vidya games the past week or two #I spent SO much time on DND wiki #and I feel like it’s plausible with the already set lore. which obviously doesn’t really matter bc it’s just for fun #but it’s important to me that it feels plausible lol #their crèche went rogue. anti Vlaakith teachings as well as teaching that the githzerai and githyanki should reunite #to have a better chance of defeating the mindflayers #for obvious reasons Vlaakith was NOT a fan of this #Vlaakith sent people to destroy the crèche and Ez’rai was one of the only ones who survived #all the survivors eventually either died or ended up split up somehow #makes for an extra interesting dynamic with Lae’zel and also Orpheus (even tho I have to imagine it all in my head lol) #anyways BG3 was my first introduction to DND lore so if you’re a seasoned pro and this seems so far fetched to you I’m sorry #I’m just having fun with my blorbos #my post #Arthur #ask

[respectthepetty]

Things Tan didn't seem to know:

That his parents were going into debt sending him money

That his brother's life was falling apart

That Non and Phi had broken up

That his parents were planning to move

That his mother was depressed

That his father had stopped looking for Non

Things Tan did seem to know:

That these bastards were so fucked up that they would quickly start threatening to kill each other

Tan was absolutely correct that the drugs wouldn't kill them.

Because they would try to kill each other first.

#regina george energy #let them destroy each other #dead friend forever #raise your hand if you became of victim of Tan #*no one raises a hand because they are too busy fighting each other*

[layla-carstairs]

headcanoning that Sebastian did inherit Jocelyn's curly hair but he just straightens it constantly. like he brought his hair straightener to hell & everything

#his hair is COOKED the entire series between that & removing the black box dye #it's visibly crispy & Clary never comments on it because she's so busy trying to not die #this is stupid but very 17 year old 😌 #his to do list is just 1) destroy the world 2) find a power outlet #bella talks #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #the mortal instruments #tmi #sebastian morgenstern #jonathan morgenstern

[scoobydoodean]

#this is such a stupid moment lmfao i found where i'd previously attempted to gif it and wasn't that happy with the result #figured i'd try again. IT'S JUST SO DARK. #BUT THEN THE INKY BLACKS ARE DESTROYED #1.17 #bickering squabbling etc #good gifs with free tools challenge #the flannel business #season 1 #deans joy in the little things

[sualne]

Vamp luffy with Doffy is so funny as a concept because

Crocodile - ya he’s like related to me but I’m not a parent, like whatever not my problem

Crocodile sees luffy with doflamingo

Crocodile - shit shit shit, fuck should I call dragon? He would probably be able to take down doflamingo right? Or should I go to garp, but that means the marines and possibly showing my involvement.. either way, no way in hell I’m letting the brat stay with Doffy

"he's related to me" you fucking birthed him sjdnfkjssgg

croc tries really hard to act like he doesn't care while discretely helping luffy any chance he gets, buggy is pretending not to see it while losing his mind because What even is his life anymore? mihawk switches between not caring to Having Suspicions but mostly not bothering with any of this. luffy thinks croc is being weird but so has everyone since he's turned so that's just how it is now. mingo is too busy being awful to realize what's going on, somehow comes to the conclusion croc is jealous.

they have normal dinners ↓

#vampasks #op vamp au #described in alt text #my art #mingo comes in trying to get some business deal with cross guild since he destroyed dressrosa and the factory he's in need for money #luffy is kind of there cause it's easier being close to mingo with the mindlink. makes things less confusing. also food.

[mishapen-moth]

hey folks is it gay to turn you and your transitive best friend invisible and take her for a lil fly over the nightmare forest to try and get some info on it during the absolute rager of a party your friends are throwing (that she started so you would stay) and then kiss in a tree before she skateboards away?

#rewatching fhsy is destroying my sanity #watched crustaceans and crushes at 3am and wrote this in my notes app #another banger. another banger by shayne from icarly /ref #no just another banger from ur local cryptid (me) #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fig faeth #figeroth faeth #ayda aguefort #figayda #my girls my girls my girls #i have fanart of them on my wall this is very serious business #the reactions from the peanut gallery are THE BEST for figayda #‘YES-UH! YES-UH! I BA-LESS! THIS UNION-UH!’ #‘just two young sheldons making out’ #there’s something so healing about a group of grown ass adults celebrating fig’s game #fig has game and the intrepid heroes are as proud of her as the bad kids (don’t think about that sentence too hard pls n thank u) #brennan lee mulligan #emily axford #lou wilson #zac oyama #brian murphy #ally beardsley #siobhan thompson #god. GOD #never not read the tags

[jimmysea]

How is it? It feels familiar somehow.

Gemini Norawit as TINN & Fourth Nattawat as GUN MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT (2022) dir. Au Kornprom Niyomsil

#my school president #my school president the series #tinngun #guntinn #usermor #userjaehwany #todramaism #sumblr #mjtag #userjjessi #userpuentalay #geminifourth #gemini norawit #fourth nattawat #marigif #i will need 15 business days to recover from this episode #part 2 destroyed me i sobbed and cried like a new born

[shoukohime]

that restaurant owner in blue eye samurai is like the cabbage man in avatar but instead of spilling his cabbages, people spill blood and guts all over his restaurant

#blue eye samurai #atla #at least he doesn't get his entire business destroyed #but who am I to talk I'm only on ep 2 #who knows what's gonna happen

[justaboot]

Two VERY different uncles (Della meeting ‘87 Webby and Scrooge would have given that 37 year old woman a Complex™️)

#ducktales #ducktales 2017 #della duck #scrooge mcduck #webby vanderquack #would she want to be her? No. #would she love her? Yes. #would she be destroyed at the idea of doing fuckall risky business and getting more praise than Della could conceive? Fuck Yes.

[kazanskys-mitchell]

just saw a clip of the icemav scene in tgm and now i wanna go lay in traffic

#if u see me chillin in the road mind ur business #that scene destroys me every time #please i can’t handle it #icemav #top gun maverick

[scullee]

i love msr fics where they end up going to the team building conference thing and win and all but i want one where they suck ass at it and end up goofing around way too much to even qualify for a top spot

#mayhaps they destroy some furniture accidentally #but they have so much fun at the team building thing they don’t even mind they get lectured or whatever idk #mulder and scully are the naughty kids in the back of the class that don’t pay attention and flick pencils at each other and are too busy #whispering abt things #hmmm pam and jim core where they make little yogurt medals to show their success at failing #dana scully #fox mulder #msr #the x files #msr fanfic