Sorcerer: *fails charisma save*
Party: it's ok, we can figure out another way to get into the vault. what if we use our newly obtained custom magic item and put it on a piece of treasure, then we can portal in that way!!
Party: *starts to enact their genius plan*
DM: *panicking* *did not prepare for this*
DM: uhhhhh the painting falls flat on the ground, you can't get in
Party: …
DM: …
Party: what if we chiselled away at the stone and then Doric goes through as a worm?
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Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves spoiler without context:
JARNATHAN!!
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YES. YES. IT’S FINISHED. OH THANK FUCK IT’S FINISHED. *collapses*
Title: Untranslatable Shadows
Rating: E for eventual smut and characters getting the shit kicked out of them
Pairing: Xenk/Edgin
Words: 42,219
Summary:
There's only one thing worse than having to make your way through a booby-trapped dungeon, and that's making your way through a booby-trapped dungeon with Xenk Yendar.
Unfortunately, that's exactly what Ed has to do to save the soul of his best friend.
And extra unfortunately... Xenk might not even be the worst part of this whole thing.
Nobody tell him.
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It seems the general consensus is that if we DO get another DND movie, we should get a new cast of characters but all played by the same actors. And with that I raise you:
Justin inexplicably always uses a different accent. Whatever character he plays always has a different accent from the last
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Wanted to throw my hat in the ring for DnD movie fanart! I’m really excited for this movie and can’t wait to see exactly what these idiots getup to lol.
I’m rooting for Simon so hard you don’t understand I want that baby boy to go APESHIT
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Spotify Playlist
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if i see one more post about Edgin not being a bard because he doesn't cast any spells i will actually lose my shit
that's not Edgin's purpose in the movie??? it's Simon's????? Edgin has a different job??????????? who would've guessed shit has to be altered when formatting something into a movie??????????????? (case in point: in the wildshape chase scene with Doric, if they had stuck to the wildshape rules it would've been way less interesting in a movie format.)
also wasn't even a thought that crossed my mind watching that he could possibly not be a bard?? immediately after watching the first trailer I recognized that he was one without seeing any other promotion?? are you guys ok??????
(also dying on the hill that Edgin 100% used bardic inspiration MULTIPLE times.)
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