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opheliasam · 2 months
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…lots happening righ t here
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izloveshorses · 1 year
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Joyeux Noel
Five times Anya runs into Dmitry on accident, and one time she finds him on purpose.
Or the holiday fic where Anya decides Dmitry is her arch nemesis but Dmitry doesn't get the memo.
read on ao3!!
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quirkle2 · 2 years
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random twilight headcanons cuz i secretly adore him
primary weapon is a crossbow. fuck you
he's a Big guy. large silhouette. very broad shoulders. he's absolutely terrifying and WILL give u hugs /threat
he does not scold wild for being """crazy""" change my mind. Yes he worries, that is just his nature and Yes i think he mother hens him a bit when he's injured but if he sees wild windbombing himself across a 165916569135917ft drop just to gather a durian he's gonna think back to that time he set a goddamn bomb storage building on fire trying to catch a bug and he's not gonna be able to say Shit
his right middle finger is chopped off at the first joint. sometimes he tries to flip the others off lovingly with that hand but it never works and they cannot help but wheeze at the realization on his face when he stares at his nonexistent finger (he thinks it's funny too dw)
twilight does not have a shadow. this is a regular topic of discussion for the chain during dinner and they are consistently mystified
i believe there's been fics of this but i think it'd be nice for four to cut through that shackle around wolfie's leg. freedom.................... also i don't think injuries would usually carry over to one form or another but if it's a bad enough or Long-term wound that's constantly being reopened/prevented from healing, i think it would . perhaps there is a ring around twi's wrist that's scabbed over
big fan of twi and wars Being Buds. they r bothersome brothers who Will fight each other for sport but also hug and infodump to each other and roughhouse obnoxiously. wars may be like 24 and twi like 19 in my eyes but that doesn't mean they are past the stage of rolling around in the grass and trying to kill each other (affectionately very affectionately)
the markings on his face glow in the dark in hylian form! he also has the markings on his sides too; the strangely shaped ones on each side of his wolf form, in roughly the same places
can make a fuckin MEAN beef stew and absolutely nothing else
he loves to swim in nearby rivers in his wolf form and then purposefully shake himself off near the others. he takes great pride in their assorted panicked AW NO's and mournful goddammit's
^ if he's feeling particularly mischievous he will lie across someone's lap when he's still wet. woe, wet dog smell be upon ye
lastly his sense of humor is that of a very wholesome and innocent uncle and u cannot take that away from me
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no-moremusic · 1 year
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worse
chris goes with eddie to visit buck in the hospital / 1.4k
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going to bucks room feels different when he has christopher on his right. it makes it worse. the hospital is quiet when they get there. when the 118 comes by to drop off a patient, it’s buzzing with activity, doctors and and nurses rushing up and down the halls. there are aching patients being treated and nervous visitors in the waiting room, and that’s just the front door. the icu is always chaos- the fine line between life and death has to be very busy. but today, it’s relatively calm. it makes it worse. the nurses who do pass by know who he is by now, where he’s going. after all, he’s here every waking moment he has. they watch with sympathetic eyes as the pair walk by. they didn’t know a child- a son -was involved. it makes it worse.
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boxwinebaddie · 6 months
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ok u know what i know it’s stanweek but idk they’re married so it’s also kyle week u can also send in kyle asks i miss him
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arunneronthird · 1 year
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good morning a bot just told me my art sucks
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judeswhore · 2 years
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i really think some people need to do some research on why olivia wilde is a cunt and realise it’s not just because of harry😹😹
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forgaeven1 · 1 year
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once i've got my shit together and perhaps do find the time to rewatch the httyd tv series, i might want to develop ruffnut on a more high-fantasy ish setting based on canon events cause do i want higher-stakes interactions? yes i dooooo
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duunswitch · 1 year
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praise kink? praise kink
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king-crane · 1 year
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Send in “🎶” for me to list a song I associate with my muse!
MARY ON A CROSS by GHOST.
We were speeding together Down the dark avenues But besides all the stardom All we got was blues
But through all the sorrow We were riding high And the truth of the matter is I never let you go, let you go
We were scanning the cities Walking to greater dues But besides all the glamour All we got was bruised
But through all the sorrow We were riding high And the truth of the matter is I had to let you go, let you go
You go down just like Holy Mary Mary on a, Mary on a cross Not just another Bloody Mary Mary on a, Mary on a cross
If you choose to run away with me I will tickle you internally And I see nothing wrong with that
We were searching for reasons To play by the rules But we quickly found It was just for fools
And after all the sorrow We'll be riding high And the truth of the matter is I'll never let you go, let you go
You go down just like Holy Mary Mary on a, Mary on a cross Not just another Bloody Mary Mary on a, Mary on a
You go down just like Holy Mary Mary on a, Mary on a cross Your beauty never ever scared me Mary on a, Mary on a cross
If you choose to run away with me I will tickle you internally And I see nothing wrong with that
Nothing wrong with that (Mary on a, Mary on a cross) Nothing wrong with that (Mary on a, Mary on a cross)
Mary on a, Mary on a cross
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rachalixie · 1 year
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mint ( i love baking so much )
u don’t need to threaten me i will bake cookies w u any day
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acidsaladd · 2 years
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ok so i havent posted ninjago in a bit but i just finished a lil lyric thingy for lloyd so expect that tmrw :]c
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quirkle2 · 2 years
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your twi hcs are in fact canon bc i said so . i consider myself an expert on him and ngl youre so right <33 i will add on
he does not berate wild for the stupid shit he does and thats true . BUT he'll take it one step further: oh the chain is in snowpeak and they have to walk so far down ?? both wild and twi are already racing down the mountain on shields, competing against each other on who can go the fastest WHILE STILL doing cool tricks. THEY BOTH SHIELD SURF AT LEAST ONCE CANONICALLY !!!!
as much as they both know that twi is a horrible cook outside of the beef stew he can make, wild still doesnt stop him from trying to help <33 he knows the basics of how to chop vegetables and all that. its just actually figuring out how everything goes together that twilight has no fucking clue on
twi absolutely will never pass up the chance to infodump everything he knows about farm animals to the nearest Link he can grab. additionally he may grab on to that Link by the shoulder while he blabs on. like Sky's cuddles, there is no escape from this until he voluntarily lets you go <33
before majority of the chain know that wolfie is literally twi, he takes advantage of this and uses the Dog Pose and Eyes to beg for scraps from dinner. wild acts irritated and tired at this but he secretly thinks its so funny and clever so he doesnt make any real effort to stop wolfie <33
i will write more . when im not tired from being on campus the entire day <33
YEAH YEAH YEAH EXACTLY twi will Join In on the chaos. he's batshit insane what would give him the right to tell wild no. i firmly believe that while, when it counts, twi is one of the most responsible, he is also, at other times, one of the craziest fucking ones
CRIES,, YES . he's allowed to help with dinner he just wants to feel useful and included,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
and yes he infodumps to the chain abt goats and they will FUCKING LIKE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they listen and ask questions i fucking said so . they are kind and loving and gentle All of Them every single one they love him and they love seeing him happy and if that means having to sit there for an hour hearing facts about farm animals They Will
ADORE the idea of twi having no fucking shame and using the puppy eyes even though some of the chain know it's him. if a wolf can turn around toward wild and give him a shit-eating Dog Grin, he does exactly that
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daydadahlias · 1 year
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Do you think the boys (more specifically Ashton and Calum) get annoyed when they can't find their names on key chains and things?
Seeing the pic you posted of them shopping made me think about it since I don't really see their names on personalised things but then again I've got a unique name so I usually ignore all the personalised stuff 😂
ok so, personal anecdote. I was at a little riverside town recently and went through all those gift shops with personalized stuff, right? And I tried to find all my friends’ names so I could show them and be like “you.” And I was going a little bit insane when I couldn’t find Monse or Yali. So I can understand that Mr. Calum Hood would get a little fucking bothered over time. I did find some Ashtons though!!! So I think Ashton’s little grin around his straw is because they found his name but Calum is still looking for his and getting frustrated. But it’s ok bc then Ashton can just make Calum a personalized name keychain himself 😌 here’s a little mock up of what I think it would look like:
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sourstiless · 2 years
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oh hey everyone look at this milestone that’s crazy it took me 5 years to get here
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i’m sorry for the endless amount of absolute shit you’re going to experience while following me but i hope u enjoy the stay anyway. if u have any questions for me just drop em in my ask box, i allow anonymous asks even tho i probably shouldn’t. thank u !!!
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inkskinned · 4 months
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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
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