#do you want a milkshake

[lazylittledragon]

do i have to post an in-depth tutorial on how i make my frappes at home if it'll get people to stop going to fucking starbucks

#ramble #boycotting is not hard!!!! it says nothing other than you're a selfish fucking arsehole!!!!!!! #people are dying i don't care if you miss your $12 milkshake #'it's annoying' half of a fucking country is dead #anyway it's so much easier than you think and saves you SO much money #also better for me with ibs because i know exactly what's going into it #i will do this if you want i just have to wait for my new frappe base to arrive bc i've run out

[vecnuthy]

Slingin' 🍦⚓️

second entry for @steddiemicrofic pool | wc: 442 | rated: G | cw: a little suggestive at the end

It was the hottest day of the year yet. Mall culture drew the masses, and the masses had flooded Scoops, which was currently manned by only Robin Buckley and Steve Harrington.

The space? Packed.

The line? Through the door.

The sticky ice cream residue smeared across their uniforms caught on their forearms, snagging at their skin as they worked up a sweat in the ice cream shop. They didn't have time to clear tables, clean up spills, or take out the trash, let alone deal with the typical bullshit banter that customers threw at them.

"We're out of peppermint stick."

"How? That's literally your least popular flavor."

It took everything in Robin to just smile flatly. Steve, however, couldn't hold back his exasperation as he threw his head back with an eye roll, pushed through the door to the back, then re-emerged with a challengingly deadpanned, "We're out."

He's pretty sure their ordering a USS Butterscotch was petty revenge. Whatever. It was only the seventh banana split he'd had to assemble in the last hour. His eye didn't twitch or anything.

After that, he and Robin swapped out. Figured it was time, since Steve had been scooping ice cream for so long. No other reason.

"Captain," the next customer greeted with a smirk.

Steve couldn't help but smile.

"What can I get you, sailor?"

"Oh, 'sailor' today," the customer said. Steve shot an amused look of warning. "I see."

Steve took in their appearance — deeply sleeveless band tee, flushed skin, sparkling brown eyes, curly hair in a low bun — as they mulled over options.

"Scoop of chocolate in a cup with a waffle sail, please," they smirked, placing a bill in Steve's open hand.

"You could've just gotten a cone," Steve replied, gathering change.

"Not the same, big boy."

Steve's lips curled up into a smile as he grabbed a spoon, stuck it in the scoop next to the artfully-placed wedge (nice, Robin), and handed the cup to Eddie.

"Aww, no baby spoon?"

"We're out." Steve glanced at his lips.

Eddie's eyes shifted to peer over Steve's shoulder to the well-stocked container.

"I'll eat it too fast."

"Aww," Steve gave a faux sympathetic pout. "Guess you'll have to get another scoop."

Eddie hummed then raised the cup in thanks with, "Birdie."

Robin saluted, and Eddie settled into a seat with a full view of Steve at the counter.

Through the hustle, Steve couldn't help but look over and take in Eddie slowly eating a big spoonful of ice cream. How his lips contoured the lump of chocolate. With full eye contact.

Steve overshot a cup, making strawberry milkshake pool onto his shoes.

#steddiemicroficjuly #it's a mess of his own making in more ways than one. steve knew what he was doing. #steddie #steddie fic #steddie microfic #reblog with your fav milkshake and/or ice cream flavor if you want! mine are strawberry and chocolate respectively #scoops ahoy

[thegreatcrowdragon]

I’ve been seeing quite a lot of pureshadow hate recently and it’s bumming me out a lot. So, I wanted to ask you guys, why do you enjoy pureshadow so much? Go ahead and make a big wall of text if you’d like, I don’t mind!

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #pureshadow #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake #really takes me out of wanting to write #I tend to be a people pleaser and I can’t stand the idea of making someone hate me #edit: don’t respond with any type of ‘I dont like it but…’ or ‘I prefer…’ it will result in an instant block #also I’m not demanding you make a wall of text I’m only saying I don’t mind if you do

[commsroom]

hi there, long time listener first time caller. genuinely i love your blog sm, everything you say about hera brings me so much joy.

anyways, what’s eiffel’s favorite ice cream?

hi, thank you so much! that means a lot to me. ♡

eiffel's favorite ice cream... hm. once zach said eiffel's favorite ice cream would be cotton candy dippin dots, and i love that answer. other than that... i think he likes 1) sugar, and 2) novelty. eiffel's not a same flavor every time guy; he's mixing scoops of bright neon flavors favored by children and then covering them in toppings. he also likes coffee ice cream, of course, and he doesn't think you can go wrong with chocolate. even better, combine those, too. he likes ice cream sandwiches, and the deep fried ice cream you can get at fairs. as long as it isn't trying to be fancy or healthy, i don't think he'll turn it down.

... there's also a non-zero chance that cigarette candy put the possibility of cigarette ice cream in his brain. that guy's taste buds are broken. love him so much.

#thank you so much really!! #i definitely see you in my notes all the time + please know that i am always happy to talk about hera whenever <3 #speaking of hera i know i've said this before but #i think eiffel would hype up junk food and if hera could actually eat she'd be like. hm. it's not good actually #hera's favorite ice cream would be like. kulfi. #minkowski of course is a big fan of ice cream. more of an ice cream enthusiast than eiffel who is just a general sugar enthusiast #and she wants like. the really decadent rich kind with cake bits and stuff in it. but she absolutely refuses to indulge #except on scheduled cheat days and this drives eiffel out of his mind. she's like despondently looking at a milkshake place and he's like #why do you torture yourself. and gets one for both of them. even if she complains about it she won't turn it down #like he knows it's giving her an excuse. #asks

[frecklystars]

nightmares have rendered me unable to sleep once again so i've been dancing in my room to Elvis music pretending K is dancing w/ me for the past 45 minutes. I think it'd be his way of trying to make me feel better. he isn't very experienced with comforting others but he hears me gasp awake, hears me crying. he knows the drill by now. he immediately gets up. takes my hands and pulls me out of bed. asks me if i want to talk about it, and if i don't, he turns on some music and swirls us around. he mimics elvis' voice while singing to the songs, knowing it'll make me laugh. when i finally do, he's smiling, saying very gently "there you are, sweetheart... there's my girl"

#its funny he doesnt even listen to elvis in his downtime in canon and he's become synonymous w/ his music in my mind #im so tempted to draw him in a black leather jacket and me in a poodle skirt #sharing a milkshake at the diner. OH GOD WAIT i want to draw me and Driver doing that #i need my F/Os more than ever rn it's gonna be uh. a difficult day bc i gotta work soon #and im running on VERY little sleep 😭 #i didnt sleep for 60 hours straight and then i only slept for 2 hours just now and i jolted awake #and i cant sleep again ;~; #but thank god i have ryan F/Os to think about when i jolt awake now #my dolls or my posters being the first thing i see when i wake up scared. is comforting #every tme i blink my eyes burn but it feels better knowing Driver would understand... or Six would get it bc he has c-ptsd too #i need them to hug me so tight. augh. hell on earth i wanna sleep so bad #IM FINE i dont mean to complain. well yes i do. im running on such little sleep my thoughts are all over the place #woof #love notes #💕♬♪ ♡ I can't help falling in love with you ☆- ̗̀💛 ̖́-☆ #vent #I GUESS?

[wizardo-yo]

Wizard City's premier café has a new winter exclusive menu! Come visit today and try one of their four limited time drinks!

Aztecan Hot Chocolate

Classic Eggnog

Nana's Pumpkin Spice Milkshake

Snow Apple Cider

#wizard101 #w101 #wizzy fandom #blender3d #convinced that nobody reads my tags so i can be as unhinged and cringe as i want and nobody can stop me #listen i know the pumpkin spice milkshake one is more of a fall menu item #but i got a kinda limited selection available to choose from okay dont look at me #do these drinks also happen to be in-game pet snacks? #maybe #who knows #you the wizard police or somethin? #get outta here

[gay-poet-gabriel]

HRT

#my poetry #poem #gay #trans #queer #angels #04//12//2024 #april 2024 #q #the trans tag is so beautiful holy hell #when youre sitting at the shitty old 24/7 diner with the man you love and you think you want to say it. #you want to say it now but all you can do is extend the hand with your milkshake in it #“feel how cold this is”

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

blorbo from my shows

#my art :d #short haired sigma my baby... also i couldnt be bothered to draw his hair long #15!dazai u are my little brother #im buying you a milkshake #we're going to the diner do u want waffles or french toast. home fries?? #come we will ask them for two bowls full of creamers and use all of them

[uselessnbee]

sometimes i feel so petty i want to make a big post about all the times Will and El weren't that great towards Mike just to ..you know.. balance it out a bit

#it's always here's all the times Mike hurt Will and El's feelings and never here's all the times Will and El hurt Mike's feelings #it's so unfair like i saw people hating Mike over fucking MILKSHAKES because they just had to find a reason to hate him it's so stupid #if i went on here and started hating on Will and El for not laughing at Mike's vomit green joke cause it made him sad yall would call me #absolutely crazy and delusional like be fucking for real Mike just breathes wrong in Will's or El's direction and he's the devil himself #but Will and El could literally call Mike a slur to his face and yall would be like hE dESeRvEd iT tHeY DiDnT dO aNyThiNG wRoNG like fr #there are so many small times when Mike tried to get Will's attention like the vomit green joke or the they're conspiring against me moment #and everyone always just laughs how Mike is a loser trying to get their attention but they always just ignore him or whatever but if it was #reversed? if it was Will trying to get Mike's attention only for Mike to either ignore him or yell in his face how it's stupid to be #concerned about something so small? oh yall would go ballistic suddenly yall wouldn't care how small these things are suddenly you would #want Mike fucking dead but when it's the other way around it's just funny and embarassing for Mike? and not just small things like this #when we point out how El invalidated his feelings and dismissed his bullying everyone is like oh she didn't mean that she meant it like #this she meant it like that she said it because of this and that and the situation is like this so this is why she said that #and blah blah blah she didn't do anything wrong but when it comes to Mike suddenly it doesnt matter if he meant it differently or if it was #the situation and messy feelings making him say something hurtful no he's just an asshole oh i am cursing you all #i hope you step on lego every day and your favorite snack is always sold out in every shop i hope every cat you try to call will ignore you #or hiss at you i am so tired of the double standards when it comes to Mike and willel i am so angry #mike wheeler #mike wheeler protection squad #blue's 'mike's extreme defender' ramblings #i got a little carried away in the tags but i'm not sorry i said what i said #and idc if i get hate for it cause i'm right anyways

[hellpupp]

y'all would Not believe the amount of drama a silly lil pet site can generate

#thread is full of people whose brains have been poisoned by capitalism to assume everything needs to strive for unrestricted growth forever #''it's 2024 & there aren't even any flash-style games!! the site is so outdated!!!'' this is a web 1.0 style nostalgia game. #you have walked into a home depot and attempted to order a milkshake #the site is run by like 4 people and some pocket lint. what do u want. #if you want constant updates and innovation & shiny flash games go play FR. it's great for that. this is not that type of game #''we deserve to know where our money is going from fundraisers!! such a small staff shouldn't need to make so much money!!'' #ok well first of all why not #second of all u have absolutely no idea what web hosting costs for a site w/ any significant amount of traffic #third of all- imagine walking into target and saying you bought a tshirt there 3 years ago so this random stocker has to tell u his payrate #unhinged!!! #(ftr i am in favor of talking about pay in order to ensure fairness among peers. this is not the same thing.) #i've been annoyed about this since i saw it ok i needed to vent

[tboytoby]

the irony of that '(misses your vein)' post is that I rbed that just before I went to get a blood test. I get these like 4-6 times a year for T and potential genetic diseases but the trainee. went too high on my right side

poked around in there for like 10 seconds before the lady, who mentioned it might be higher, was like. oh. no it's down here see

#anyways my left arm was a little tingly but now i have. milkshake. and i drove myself home safely #it was to check if i have a blood disease that would eventually result in getting. a bone marrow sample. which i do not fucking want to do #praying it was just dehydration causing my red blood cell count to be that high. for um. every test #learned what a butterfly is too. it looks like one. big long tube too. you wasted my blood in there ma'am. i need that #toby talks

[whyisablog]

Had a dream recently where I was trying to get home from boston through the back roads (roads that obviously avoid the highway cause i hate driving on the highway irl) and driving through cities both kinda looked like driving home from work and walking through a mall/trader joes/omega mart, las vegas you know the one.

Anyway after checking a map, which was actually somewhat legible though was far too short of a distance to be plausible, me and my traveling companions passed through this coastal town that featured a salt water cranberry bog maze as it's main tourist attraction. Since we missed out on the local traveling carnival, we said fuck it, and decided to try it out.

The idea here was to go through the maze on your little paddle boat- imagine an innertube from a roaring rapids theme park ride but swan boat style -through the deep water with not only the bog spiders in mind, but also the cranberry dolphins that not only looked and acted like mini orca whales, but frequented the maze with the sole intent to terrorize patrons. Mostly because these paddle boats had open bottoms like flinstones cars and peoples feet looked like delicious, delectable swedish fish to these guys, but that's beside the point. (This was also, very much, a large part of the point.)

These dolphins immediately were the main concern over the bog spiders, as you can imagine. As soon as we found out about the dolphins, we paddled towards the exit.

The dolphins then capsized our vessel and we were forced to wade to the docks for safety.

My favorite part about this was not the burgandy psuedo orcas, but the little nature walk/dangerous jungle style signs warning us about them and the bog spiders, despite the spiders not even making an appearance, though the signs were kind of small and too far away from where the boats tended to travel to be great warnings... Also the cranberry bog looked more like an overgrown yet nicely organized saltwater marsh but taller and more jungle like.

#the visuals had me on the edge of my seat though #like the main voyage was immediately set aside for the side quest that was Cranberry Bog #also on the way to the city that had the cranberry bog there was a funhouse mirror style hall of elevators at this mall we stopped at #we were on our way down from the food court and had to use an elevator as you do #but for some reason the elevators in my dreams are incredibly fucked up #like sometimes they stop halfway or get pulled up when you want to go down #or drop through the ground instead of go a floor down like you wanted it to #anyway this hall of elevators was just #you know when you get to where the elevators are and there are like 6 elevators #there had to be at least eight on either side of this hallway and in each elevator the car was at varying degrees of stuck in the shaft #one of them was blocked off entirely because there was no car #a few of them the people inside them were stuck either half way up or halfway down and they were on their phones complaining #that they'd been stuck there for hours #this one lady said yeah I've been stuck here since 2002 i don't think you should use any of the elevators. #we ended up taking the stairs #which were also like a minecraft parkour #but im not about to get into that lol #also my dreams feature a lot of milkshake bars and im so totally into that oh my god #and driving to the grocery store #oh yeah there was also this one scene in my dream where i was walking down the street from this burger joint and i passed this guy #he was standing outside this pay to park car park selling free puppies for a dollar #and this girl walks past and she says oh i dont have any cash #just cards #and he says yeah thats fine it'll be 5 dollars. #he scams her out of 220 dollars leaving her with only 2 cents and doesnt even give her the dog #anyway haopy 2024 you guys cant wait to tell you more dreams #hey should i make a tumblr thats just a dream journal about my dreams? that would be dope #i know onetimeidreamt exists but thats not all HER dreams. im talkimg about a tumblr of just MY dreams #thats probably already been done but fuck it #sorry if the tags got a little long the dream itself had too many moving parts and i didnt want to make it too long

[cookinguptales]

today's one of those cookie delivery kind of days lmao

#one of these days I have to try the cookie speakeasy #hey chelsea do you want to try the cookie speakeasy in south philly with me #it's a cookie and milkshake bar #dummy overpriced but I do kind of wish to try the secret cookie milkshakes

[deadbeatdadjokes]

tastes like the tv static in my head

#these things can coexist #Rouxls sucks ass but at least he’s trying to be there #he wasn’t obligated to look after Lancer but he definitely fostered the establishment of some relationship #whether initially it be due to lonliness or any perceived political advantage #but too bad he’s in too deep now when he learns that his annoying child boss is going hungry every night #bc his shitty adult boss keeps forgetting to feed him #but would he ever call him out on that ABSOLUTELY not no sir not getting out of this chair #like sir you are a little spineless pretzel man but like…I know that the threat of being snapped in half like a glow stick is a very real 1 #so #morally gray characters: #underbaked meat milkshake brain: hfhdkdjhnnnngggggg.png #he is lesser #he is dad #he’s at the combination lesser and dad #anyways fuck spade lmao #deltarune #rouxls kaard #king spade #lancer #honestly we all just want nice things for lancer do NOT blow this for us

[groupwest]

that was horrid

#such a hard shift i had to go into the cold room to swear and curse like 3 seperate times #i think my meds were wearing off or maybe i was just too tired but it was so hard i kept forgetting to finish what i was doing. #stupid milkshakes stupid fucking cappuccinos. grrrrrrr #such awesome musicians playing today it wasn’t FAIR. i wanted to talk to them and dance and not be working. my feet are so sore. #feel so bad for my coworkers working even longer shifts than me. even sorer feet than me. though it’s not my fault you own such stupid #stupid painful shoes. of course your feet hurt. they don’t make shoes especially for hospitality workers and nurses for no reason. silly.

[elegyofthemoon]

What are your top 3 favorite ice cream flavors? And do you like milkshakes too?

oooo okay from top of my head and probably bc i keep talking about them:

soursop

gingerbread

cookies and cream - a simple one BUT when in doubt. yummy :)

i also really like mango though and cookie dough ;; 7 ;;

and YES i looove milkshakes :D i dont get them super often though but if they're ever available that's always my go to drink lol i like the oreo ones :3

#food #...alTHOUGH this is making me realize you can turn pretty much any ice cream into any milkshake.... #gin....gingerbread milkshake- #OH WAIT THERE WAS LIKE A SNICKERDOODLE MILKSHAKE AT THE COFFEE SHOP NEARBY MY HOUSE.... i #i really want that :( #ill just have to reward myself with it when i finish my practice exam on thursday 🤧 even if i do REAL SHITTY #answered #aldkfjshldkj saying mango made me really crave mango and sticky rice TT my most beloved #i think! i am just hungry LOL i should go get a snack lol