#dont if u use it irl

[fire-but-ashes-too]

Your objective: To plot a murder to subtle that not even the victim (one of your characters) knows what's happening until it's too late.

Rules: You cannot use poison, but are free to use whatever else you feel like. You cannot carry out said murder in real life (for legal and moral reasons). Simply describe how you would go about it with any specific character of yours.

Have fun!

no poisons and do irl murdering? bummer :(

BUT YES FINALLY PLEASE TAKE A SIT AND GRAB POPCORN OR LEAVE THIS POST IF URE NOT SO EXCITED ABOUT MURDERS!

this is a very cool scheme tm i thought about a few days ago (cause yes its what i do in my free time)

did u know that air, the one we breathe every day is VERY dangerous if it gets in ur lil blood system? well, now u do.

our dear victim, lets say.. giada, shes been around the dead too long theyve now infected her >:D

i was saying, Giada, as the very health attentive citizen that she is, is going to get a vaccine cause, ya know, ✨covid✨ and who she finds there to give ehr the vaccine? me ofc! (lets all take a moment to appreciate my dedition to this since i am terribly agophobic)

so, Giada sits down and i give her a nice air shot. BAM. heart attack!

its a little one tho, as a cover so i make her lay down and raise her legs to make the blood circulate better *wink wink*

the air gets around and she eventually faints. i quickly throw the empty siringe in the bin and call someone (idk like emergency button? something like that) and start "panicking".

as soon as they arrive (so very soon) what they see is a woman who didnt handle a strong vaccine well (and who already spent hours in a not so healthy environment) and an absolutely panicking nurse.

BUT, its not finished yet! the best part has yet to come!

ill let a month or so pass, the news was on the papers and shit, our next target is giada's old enemy (never even mentioned in the story but ofc she has one).

we are going to make a very touchy and badly executed murder, and what i mean by that is that well leave fingerprints, strands of hair and so on EVERYWHERE, but, but, but it wont be OUR dna! no no no! it will be giada's!

this murder (im considering an external part from the rules since the ha-bet-u-didnt-see-this-coming murder was giada's) will be a very nrmal one, like stabbing or sometihng like that.

the knife will be there etc.

then, thank u holly jackson and all the creepy and very detailed books ive read, were gonna make it seem as if the murder has happened wayyyy earlier by leaving it in a VERy hot room and absolutel NEVER moving the body.

were gonna get ourselves an alibi and take out a couple relics from a month ago: a silicone replica of giada's hands, with fingerprints and all, some of giada's saliva and a couple of strands from giada's hair.

were gonna go back to the crime scene (which is now cadaver-less) and leave proof around, possibly not seen but if we must, undercover looking like giada and leavung evidence very quiclky.

were now gonna come back with some more of giada's dna to leave on the body and put it again in the crime scene (which should be a place without security cameras) plus a sprinkle of giada's dna.

we leave the crime scene (still masked as giada) and leave the body there, brutally murdered and in plain view.

the police find it and everything leads to a dead person.

the body cant be more than a couple days old and all proof leads to their longly deceased old nemesis.

BAM.

(notes: it is very important to wear a mask, gloves, goggles and a bald cap or a silicone swimming cap while performing the second murder, preferrably all black and to be shaved as in to leave no dna behind)

the perfect and way too creepy murder!

#also this was so fun!! #thank you!! #and feel free to use #ust give me credits #id u use it in fiction #dont if u use it irl #murder #writerblr #asks #crime

[obsob]

making and weaving and loving! like we have done for millennia!!

#mine #original #ough. hello. #happy new year!!!!! first drawing of th year!!!!!!!! #also LAKSBF 15k followers. hello. welcome #i taught bf how to crochet n hes making a blanket....the irl insp for this piece... #im so proud of these colours....i used an actual real life colour palette..n i think that is th way forward #also . gradient maps my beloved #why have i always refused ur warm embrace....... #dont pay attention 2 the wool bowls okay ive seen a picture of one like once #i do want one however. tho why r they so expensive #its a bowl w a hole in it. relax #ive been listening 2 the silmarillion audiobook as ive been working...i love it sm its like incomprehensible #like. idk what ur talking abt but i love it all th same!! #i tried reading it last year n was like.......okay anyway #rereading gay nuclear disaster book rn....natasha pulley would it kill u 2 write a smut scene #i want 2 see th horrible little scientist man get railed #next book after this is . 1030 pages oaodghsdugd #my goal is to read 50 books this year but i do not think that will happen bc i refuse 2 read books less than 400 pages skjdgbskjd #someone ask me about books. i have so many opinions abt books #okay good evening. i leave u w love

[doodleodds]

Happy Valentines, Akira. Happy Valentines, Asshole.

If you can’t read what Akechi’s secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, here’s a transcription in panel order: Hello, you fucking- Ah- Hello, Akira! Fuck off, why should I tell you- Just a soda- there’s a new flavor.

I don’t want your shitty gift. Oh- haha! You’re so sweet.

I hope I choke. They’re lovely, thank you.

Like hell. Likewise. There’s no way it’s just a coincidence. Still though, it’s a funny coincidence.

#p5 #akeshu #akechi goro #kurusu akira #wow- me?? posting a valentines comic... actually on?? valentines????? wack. absolutely wack #it's a short one! I purposefully tried to keep it short. it was a challenge and it still ended up being 3 pages. but i blame my canvas size #also in case u can't see what akira is holding out to akechi: theyre chocolate covered strawberries on sticks! #i saw them irl and was like oh god i want those. i am going to project that feeling on my favorite characters so help me god #and now! here we are! but my shitty-ass coloring & line quality make it hard to discern them so. sorry about that lmaooooo #ANYWAY i don't do enough post-maruki stuff so. i made this one a little bittersweet. :) #why did i put akechi's scarf in a bow? honestly i dont know! i think i saw some art a while ago that did that too and i thought it was cute #well. plus i guess there's the symbolism of 'akechi being alive and reciprocating your feelings (however involuntarily) IS a gift' part #hence that hes wrapped up in a bow. like a present. :) #also god. the first panel is supposed to be akechi's reflection in a vending machine window. I could NOT get it to look right #so for reference!!! just so you guys understand!!!!!! thats what that panel is supposed to be!!! he is NOT in fact a ghost. (sigh) #hope you enjoyed and had a lovely valentines!! for my part i have eaten nothing but sweets today and hoo boy will that have been a mistake #ALSO in terms of the audience-participation comic...hopefully coming soon. if i can ever gain the will to draw it. #but at least tumblr has polls now so i can do the audience-choose-y bit without needing to use a separate website! so thats good i guess #anyway anyway anway thanks for listening to me ramble if you made it this far! have a lovely rest of your day and hopefully see u again soon

[xiewho]

i am not immune to the temptation of making a fhsona. template made by @cloudmancy n can be found here !!

#I SAW SO MANY ON TWITTER AND MY HANDS STARTED ITCHING TO DRAW #dont let the 18 cha fool u h'es a fucking LOSER #aberrant mind subclass methinks just cause it's fun #can u imagine telepathic speech + actor feat + changeling shit #bro does NOT know how to be herself r u kidding #i think he usually uses ts to subliminally try to tell people shit in their own voice #idfk what sorcerers do in class. probably not much so i just think he fucks around in the halls most of the time #probably hangs around with max durden or some shit #she sees fig n she's probably like ough she's just like me fr #fantasy high #if these stats were more accurate to me irl itd probably be sth like #str 8 dex 14 con 12 int 16 wis 12 cha 16 #i need to stfu in the tags one day i swear #my art

[skunkes]

my evil hater opinion is that tails often enhance character designs but paw pads dont. not everything needs paw pads.

#specific: the autism creature does not need paw pads. trolls do not need paw pads. #every time theres ''cute beast'' with no direct animal equivalent ppl ruin it with paw pads. #general: sometimes rabbit furs can be cuter with them but done right but usually theyre much cuter without them like irl #u have to use them correctly if u do #like the autism creature wld look cute with pawpads if it was the single pink circle pad and not the individual toe ones #trolls wld look nice with em if under their hands/feet was jst lighter or darker without the individual finger pads etc #and looney tunes rabbits paw pads are fun and cute separate circles #i dont think tails belong on EVERY character (like chilchuck) but it at least makes me go oh cuuuuute! #paw pads on a character that doesnt need them actively makes them less cute

[nicomrade]

head in hands. stop misapplying death of the author to stuff that isnt art analysis. the word ure looking for is material. does the author materially beenfit from ur support? does it normalize bigotry? does it hurt people? u cannot "death of the author" ur way out of moral questions if the author isnt literally dead. u cannot say "im all for death of the author but" unless ure usually advocating for murder. its art analysis. its ANALYSIS. not ethics. worlds saddest ant 🐜

#this is about that one author but its a lot more general cuz people do not engage w art analysis so they dont know wtf it means #if u see me make these kinda posts more lately its cuz i used to complain bout this stuff to luke irl LOL #n now i have to post about it. so yall have to read all that too now #despanico

[suckerforfluff]

is it fucked up that as a filipino i dont know any filipino mc streamers or filipino streamers in general? like the ones who actually stream in tagalog/bisaya/ilocano/ilonggo/whatever dialect???

like im so envious of the ppl who are like "so and so was my childhood im excited to see them in qsmp" and here i am like "wow filipino streamers huh can't wait to meet them ^_^"

#qsmp #i would also like to preface this post by saying im from the middle of mindanao and i spent all my life hating manila #motherfucking manila why do they always get all the conventions and concerts #most of the ppl from manila ive interacted with online/irl when they learn im from mindanao say 'wait you have internet?' fuck off fuck you #actually now that i think about it maybe i dont want filipinos on the qsmp our country is so fucked up it's like the tower of babel #like what if theyre out of touch rich kids or worse like what if theyre from manila? like i cant handle that #dapat yung laki sa hirap dapat yung probinsyano #coco martin for qsmp #payag ako na tagamanila kung laki sa hirap #ALSO WE HAVE SO MANY DIALECTS LIKE HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK? #like are they only recruiting tagalog streamers or are there cebuanos and ilonggos too? maybe even maguindanaoans? im reaching #when q said he was researching a country with an interesting culture i hope it was us #pilipinas as a country is just a whole can of worms and it sure is interesting #i also spent most of my life hating spanish ppl for colonizing our country haha and now im learning spanish haha how ironic #actually no im like cellbit im learning mexican #hi mexican ppl did u know our countries are like colony twins #girl no one is reading this

[reggiestein]

i always get nervous posting my art bc i feel like i draw him Different than how other ppl do but i guess that is a good thing kinda. peace and love. god bless🙏

#im in love with him btw. in case anyone didnt know #licorice cookie #cookie run #my art #i have more art but ^^ i stay silly #idk i feel weird posting my stuff online nowadays even though i literally need to if i wanna get a job making art😭 #i used to post it all the time but being in a Fandom and feeling insecure abt the kinda different way i see media made me so sad and angry #im a lot better now but its... *sigh* yea guys it actually does help to interact with your friends irl and stay off of social media sorry #anyways omg i have so many ideas and stuff for my oc and licorie but i dont wanna be cringey!!!!!! i feel like nobody cares so i jus keep #it to myself but if anyone wants to see stuff i wouldnt mind it if u told me sumhow..

[torchiiko]

i think its so so cool when my mutuals are knowledgeable in a topic that im not ,, seeing them talk abt it is so awesome i wish i knew literally anything

#all i know is pokemon & i dont think very many ppl care to listen to me give out random pokemon facts xp #did u know smeargles shiny & regular colors were swapped in gen 2. did u know charizards shiny used to be purple in gen 2 #did u know castforms weather forms didnt have shinies for a long time until they were updated in pokemon home #did u know torchic had a tiny brown spot on its back as its gender difference like real chicks do #you cant use any of this information irl & my ability to recall these things fades in & out #torch chatter

[sans-guy]

i realyl can draw whatever i want on the computer huh

#HAPPY PRIDE!!!! ASDJKHASJKDHAS #love wins #this is a redraw of a redraw i did like 2 years ago #sans x komaeda is so overrated #i dont really like using labels but i guess u can call me ace/aro sdfsdf #at least for people irl idk about skeletons

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

not to tempt fate or anything but one thing i’m glad to not have to deal with as much in the post s2 ofmd fandom environment is people arguing that the crew is lazy and useless and izzy is the only one keeping things together

anyway it’s so weird how in s2 once the gang was all back together again everything ran smoothly and they didn’t make a big deal out of all the work everyone needed to be doing constantly and we actually mostly just saw them hanging out and chilling the whole time. the only time the show made any sort of commentary about work it was in episode one when we learn ed has been working his crew to the bone doing back-to-back raids with no stop. it’s almost like in s1 izzy was characterized as being all work and no play as part of the writers’ goal of making him an unpleasant antagonist and not because this show actually cares about telling a story about how hard work is an important part of being a pirate.

#for the record i actually really like working hard and being on my feet all day at a full time job #the show’s stance on like. having a work ethic and responsibility is not one that i think is 100% applicable irl #but i don’t have to agree with every single thing this show says. i just like to be aware of what it is that the show is trying to say #ofmd #our flag means death #txt #meta #mine #crew of the revenge #izzy hands #if this post is in the izcourse tag no it isnt u just dont know how to use tumblr #og

[spearxwind]

man i have so many DMs to catch up with i know a lot of them are just ppl sending me posts but i literally am unable to keep up with all of them now day to day bc they will build up so fast, im considering closing dms

but on the other hand, i hesitate to do it because its one of the ways i interact with people and i like to be accessible (though I really havent done a good job of it lately at all)

to be honest my hours on tumblr have been reduced so much recently bc of my life changes. between jobs and friends and other stuff im not on this app as much as i used to be, especially when have free time i want to spend in other ways like videogames (which ive never really super gotten into before, ive been spending more time recently playing) or art projects (i dont have that much time to draw anymore since ive become so busy but i love sharing it still and im super excited to show more stuff)

most of my free time i spend with friends and partner now which is something i really didnt do/wasnt able to do before so im significantly less online in general

the reason im talking about this on my post about dms is because I dont want to just not be around or to be quiet and seem closed off, quite the contrary, I just cant keep up with everything ^^; so I hesitate to close dms because I wouldnt want to seem more closed off or distant than i already do

#i dont know if this makes any sense. its kind of wild how much less time i have for being online now in general #not being on laptop. just being online. i still use my laptop to draw and for playing. but im just scrolling less #and i unfortunately do use the app more whenever im bored haha #im still trying to find a good balance of everything you just gotta understand #ive missed out so so so so much on having friends and a group irl and going out for years so im putting all my energy into that #eventually i think things will settle down more... maybe. but if they dont then ill figure smth out #thats all i wanted to say #i hope its ok!! take care have a good day thank u for reaidng mwah #thunderclap

[dhmis-autism]

that duck coded/ red guy coded/ yellow guy coded , red guy girl/ duck girl / yellow guy girl chart changed my fucking life actually i think about it all the time

#someone irl will do something and ill think 'tch. what a yellow guy coded red guy girlie thing to say......' #LIKE I FORGET THAT RED GUY GIRLS ISNT A PHRASE THAT REALLY MAKES SENSE OR IS COMMONLY USED #IN MY HEART ITS TRUE #duck coded duck girlie realness #all my red guy girlies out there uhh stand up! then leave the room i dont wanna see you /j #ITS JUST SUCH GOOD VOCAB #also i loved going thru the tags on that and being like duck-coded red guy girl? i DONT BELIEVE YOU EXIST. ROLEPLAY ON YOUR OWN TIME! #i love just saying stuff like that to myself. #thank u as always for another BANGER post roswell

[kassadeen]

(its not like anyone irl has asked me this but) i think my answer to the question of "who's your fav robin" is jason and tim but for very different reasons. tim is basically my type, all smart and nerdy dorky, radiating this grungy vibe yet actually is an absolute twinky dude, he's funny, loving, and sometimes cares a little too much for his own good. jason, however, belongs in the realm of emotional support character. that is where i project all my issues on, thats the vessel for all my baggage, and i may relate to him too deeply. of course, i relate so much with tim too, with all the headcanons that he's addicted to caffeine, plays video games, is severely sleep deprived and all his chronically-online-teenager glory which i adore so much. its just that, well, tim's issues arent my issues, as simple as that. the little worm in my brain saw jason got killed and resurrected, turning from a happy joyful kid into an "angry villain", only a shell of his old cheerful self, and immediately latched onto him for dear life.

#dont ask me what my issues are coz ur guess is as good as mine #no one in my irls cares so much abt comic and use fictional characters as motive to keep on living like me #so i shall pour these thoughts on u internet ppl #jason todd #tim drake

[stagprince]

#dc riddler #btas riddler #btas #dont tag as irl/me/id/kin pls thank u . #edwards silly art #art #its been forever since ive posted art here my bad #dont really like tumblr but trying to get used to it

[tomatoart]

this year was very influential in terms of finding out more of what i want to go forward with and continue using and learning for my style, i went out of my comfort zone and tried to branch out in graphics, design, shading, composition, and sooo much more that i realized are so fun to play with !! background attempter era as well LOL finally💥  anyways jerma meal was my fave piece this year!

#art summary #i didnt wanna put it in the caption but i wanna address the social media aspect of this years summery too #this was the year i rlly got a lot of traction repeatedly on posts and that just is so insane to me. going thru the tags u guys leave and #seeing you guy look forward to what i do/ recognize me often. man that means more than i can explain #just to biggest tys to my followers n mutuals (even if im a sideblog) for expressing themselves in my notes :] i love art and i love being #able to share that with you but also have u guys to make me love it even more. OKAY? #sorry for the sappy little p.s. tags its just tht rlly i do mean it that despite this year being the worst ive had in awhile irl #this was the best year so far ive had with my art becuz of u all ^_^ #2023 will be a rough start but i hope i can make more things for us to smile together with #also i mispelt feb but like i dont care . SUE ME it sounds like tht ok