#drunk mention

[bamsara]

Now that booze is Real in COTL I'm legally obligated to post my shitposts and comics for the Drunken Gods chapter of TROD

The entire chapter will be half plot development and half pure dumbassery shenanigans. Written snippets below:

#narilamb #trod au #the rehabilitation of death #cult of the lamb #alcohol mention #drunk mention #tw blood #doodles #writings

[grosslyoversimplifiedpolitics]

[ID: i wasnt drunk when i wrote this but i shouldve been]

#ao3 #ao3 tags #i wasnt drunk when i wrote this but i shouldve been #((this might be THEE funniest tag I've seen to date)) #drunk mention #drinking mention

[depressedwordvomit]

Phoenix ambition

16:36 and whiskey drunk, slurring every...5th word, my mother does not seem to notice that, or the smell of tobacco climbing my clothes. A polite smile, a knowing turn away, I make another drink.

My sister says I spend too much time in my own head, wondering where also I'm supposed to be, I retire to the 4 walls of my bedroom, make up worlds where I'm the hero, I'll cry about it later.

It's a mundane life, simple even, Skin is textured from too many late nights, (me, myself, myself and I...Pour another drink) I have not been taking care of myself, 3 more shifts at work to go, I dread the morning.

Small family (what's left of it) Small ambitions (what I can bear) 2 sisters who tell me "It gets better, really!" I choose to believe them, I don't have much choice.

Promise me tomorrow won't be as daunting, tell me I still have time to fix it! Nail marks on a wooden floor, I am clawing my way towards and brighter future reluctant as this form may be- please make the choice for me?

Fear is a hound and I a rabbit, between his jaws this only emnds one way.

#phoenix ambition #my poem #my poetry #poem #poetry #dark poem #dark poetry #quotes #alcohol tw #alcohol mention #drunk tw #drunk mention

[peachteaships]

My sisters and my bro in law think I'm drunk cause I'm comfortable and socializing. Man, let me watch ROTTMNT in peace! 😭😭😭

#peach speaks #peach's personal post #please dont reblog #drunk mention #tw alcohol mention

[notedchampagne]

what are some of the notes u took of ur drunk self

for those who dont drink but are curious on what its like, from my perspective:

your range of motion feels a lot more loose. its like if youre playing a video game and your character keeps overshooting your motions

when youre tipsy it shows in being unable to maneuver out of your way of table corners, bends etc in time. when i was drunk i tried to push my head up from my desk and it made an entire arc back to resting on my desk on the other side. its like you have 150% more momentum than usual

my thoughts are still coherent but you tend to not care about what you do as much. id be typing stupid shit while clearly also thinking "this is dumb you should stop going on discord"

might just be for me but it also makes me numb at first, then giggly. kind of like resetting your mindset to funny mode

also might just be for me but i start to talk like a surfer dude. sooo much dudes and mans

#talking back #alcohol mention #drunk mention

[lingle-dingle]

Sometimes I get drunk and think about the viet nam war.

#viet nam #drunk mention #we drankin #we thankin

[mmriesoftvat]

@erabundus | FROM

her lip curls in distaste over the mention of the posters. she'd already seen so many of them, and she feels a sick sort of embarrassment every time they pass one. lumine can't also exactly BLAME aether, she's certain that if their roles were swapped, she'd be doing the same.

the problem is, she CAN'T be found. not by him, not yet. the only reason she's sticking with ren is because between the two of them, there's knowledge about the world to learn still and pass to each other. no one else would UNDERSTAND her thought process and actions. aether certainly wouldn't understand. he's too attached to this world. too lost in his compassion and friendships for others.

her obsession to find him is only outmatched by her focus on freeing him. (strange, when she thinks about it; she's the one held captive by irminsul.)

when the hat is dropped on her head, lumine sighs in relief, licking her lips at the relief coursing through her. it's almost tangible, allowing her to shrink down even more, as though she can hide her physical appearance along with her face. "you're right," she whispers. "i don't know why we came here in the first place."

whatever goals they'd had no longer matter. with her head bowed, she turns to follow him out of the tavern, though it's harder to maneuver around the sea of tables and chairs and people to keep an eye on ren's feet. part of her wishes she'd remembered to bring a change of clothes; that should PROBABLY be something to consider at some point very soon.

no sooner do they reach the door when a hand reaches out to grab hers. lumine tenses up, already bracing herself for a fight. daring to peek up, it's a flushed-faced man, who's grinning widely. DRUNK. he's drunk.

"hey, how about you fetch me another drink?" he asks. ducking her head again, lumine slips her arm from his pathetically weak grasp, heart pounding as she steps back. it's not someone stopping her to question her appearance. it's not someone who's looking to call her out for the posters. it's just someone who wants a good time.

squeezing her eyes shut briefly, lumine practically bolts out the tavern doors, leaning against the building once outside. she gives herself a few seconds to calm herself down before turning back to ren and lifting her head again.

"i do not," she says, lifting a finger and staring at him. "enjoy drunk men."

#erabundus #( SELF | LUMINE. ) #( IC. ) #drunk mention

[poisonouswritings]

READER X CHARACTERS DRUNK CONFESSION EXCEPT IM GUNNA DRAG THIS STRAIGHT INTO THE ROAD TRIP SERIES BecaUSE ITS MY CURRENT HYPER FIXtaTiON.

Kinda NSFW ahead

Mc drunkenly confessing to sage that they knew about his AhEm problem during the ride to the hotel but didn't do anything about it cause they wanted to mess with him on purpose. So all the 'accidental' bouncing was mostly just them messing with sage.

-egg anon (dumb bitch anon)

Oh hell yeah let's go I'm very glad to help your hyperfixation

Road Trip Part 1 - because obviously I have to pimp my own stuff

GN!Reader, mentions of NSFW in the context of the ask but more stuff does not happen. This time. That's saved for another post, also mentions of alcohol/being drunk

It's been a long day today. Anisa had insisted on taking a sunrise hike. Then Elowen wanted to race back down the path.

And you managed to trip over your own shoes and faceplant on the path.

All in all, not your finest moment.

Anisa immediately went into Mom Mode and pulled out antibiotics and bandages. Everyone else was laughing a bit. And Sage?

Sage scoops you up in his arms, asking if you're okay. Yeah he's a little amused but he's also genuinely concerned. You ate it pretty hard. Are you okay?

You're just dying because all you really did was scrape your knee this isn't That Big of A Deal.

Anyways you guys head over to a bar for dinner. And maybe it's because of the embarrassment from earlier or maybe it's just because it's a vacation and, hey, you need a break, that you get a little extra drunk.

A liiiiiiiittle extra drunk.

Little bit.

....................

Oh no you're wasted

As you're all hanging out and messing around, you casually crawl into Sage's lap and mush your butt against him. He lets out a startled laugh.

Your body tips dangerously to the side. He quickly wraps his arms around your waist to hold you in place, making sure you don't tip over. His face is already warm from the alcohol but now the warmth spreads pleasantly through his chest. His tail winds around your waist.

You lightly mush your cheek against his forehead. You have a secret~ that you wanna tell him~ but he's gotta be a good boy about it~ and then you start giggling and you can't stop for a minute or two.

Obviously he realizes you're drunk. So he thinks you're gonna say something silly. He playfully rests his chin on your shoulder. There's a little purr in his chest that he can't get rid of. Not when your drunken giggling makes him feel so giddy.

You press a sloppy, playful kiss to his cheek before snuggling the top of his head, loudly whispering right into his fluffy ear-

You knew about his little 'problem' the other day.

His eyes widen and he goes completely still under you.

You snicker and wrap your arms around his neck. He isn't mad, right~? Aw, of course not~ Your cute kitty cat couldn't be mad at you~ so hopefully he doesn't mind that you~

And nooooooow you're giggling again.

At this point Sage is trying to coax the information out of you because Holy Shit He Needs To Know What The Hell It Is You Were About To Say His Very Being Depends On It

You boop his nose.

That car ride? :) Where you were bouncing on him? :) Grinding your ass on his dick until he had to go get himself off in the bathroom? :) Well :) you were doing (at least some of it) on purpose~ :) It was just so easy and fun to do :) and he looked reaaaaaaaaally cute all blushy like that :)

And then you collapse back into giggles at the shocked look on his face and because his tail is going haywire and tickling you

You pass out shortly after that, snoring into his shoulder.

Sage is absolutely fucking dying. Do you know what you just said?? What does that even mean?!! D-does that mean that you... you......

.................. He silently rests his forehead against the back of your shoulder. His heart is hammering in his chest and he can't wipe the dumb smile off his face.

Well.

Shit.

He's love-drunk.

#last legacy #fictif last legacy #sage lesath #sage lesath x reader #sage lesath x mc #fictif sage #last legacy sage #alcohol mention #drunk mention #fren asks #ozzy answers #ozzy daydreams #egg anon

[cyanocoraxx]

i got really drunk last night and showed lots of people pics of my rats like how fma maes hughes shows everyone pictures of his wife and daughter unprompted. i love my stinky daughters so much

#saffron #cinnamon #rats #mine #drunk mention #alcohol mention

[evanture]

I have a question for Dess Holiday.

If you were a sauce, what kind of sauce would you be?

Kind regards,

Sauce man.

“i used to drink vodka sauce cause i thought it’d get me drunk. … it didn’t. obviously.”

#deltarune #dess holiday #ok i guess im an ask blog now #my friend suggested ranch dressing (ranch dessing) #but does tbat count as a sauce? #alcohol mention #kind of #drunk mention

[bluebyrd-screaming]

My aunts special skill is being able to read palms, but only when drunk

#drunk mention #palm reading

[busting-buffers]

so every year my grandpa rents a condo on the beach for us and now i need to write a t&f vacation fic. i need drunk james and drunk thomas trying to kill each other over a card game with edward and percy holding them back. i need percy ruining gordons day by splashing him at the pool. i need henry being terrified of the ocean and gordon dragging him in against his will. i need it

#thomas and friends #ttte humanized #im going to write this eventually #alcohol #cw drunk #drunk mention #cw alchohol #alcohol mention

[s1mpl3sp0ng3]

so turns out chardonnay hits me faster than any wine

i am slightly drunk here's a picture of my face photoshopped onto a pug for my work's weekly photoshop contest

#alcohol mention #drunk mention #ask to tag #i had 2 glasses and i am FEELING IT

[dearreader]

the bar im at played i knew you were trouble and i’m into you back to back

YES

#drunk mention

[punkclowngod]

no bcuz i literally thought my account was terminated and it sent me over the edge and i drank two thirds of a super sugary wine so i had a sugar overdose (because i’m diabetic but forgot) or something in addition to being black out drunk for the first time in my life, i never got that sick in my entire life i thought i was about to die lmao

anyways after those few days of break, i am now looking seriously into getting an apartment, i called someone on the phone and was referred to a place to which i sent an email asking for a meeting. im waiting for their answer but it’s the weekend so i have to wait till monday.

also hitting rock bottom really helped, realized that being in despair is actually useless since i don’t have an audience. spending three hours on the bathroom floor in my underwear and barely conscious was not worth it, i was alone and it wasn’t fun. i lived the bojack horseman/ euphoria part, it was shit, now i’m getting back on my feet. i tend to romanticize stuff and now that i’ve actually done it, realized it’s boring and it sucks, so now i can move on.

i am feeling lighter now, tho i did switch, but i think it impacted everyone. also now i know it takes time for alcohol to take effect and that i should eat before i drink. also it’s just overall bad idea to drink straight from the bottle.

#alcohol tw #drunk tw #drunk mention #sick mention

[takkytakk]

its been awile but three drink taylor is in the house!!!

#drunk mention