Knowing that dhampirs in 5e can have a pretty typical vampire origin without being full blown vampires is great cause u can have all the sexiness of the drama and allure of a vampire without sunlight fucking turning them to dust and them being accused of being stinky cause they cant stand in running water.
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in one corner are the girls. hestia is the mediator between the other two's dispute, gently coaxing them away from their violent desires and soothing them both over a cup of tea and some warm buttered bread, fully utilizing her sweet sisterly parenting
and in the other corner, hades is holding zeus over his head in air jail, one foot on poseidon's chest to keep him down because neither of them want to listen to the words "stop fucking fighting" and he is so so tired
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In the mood for some cat headcanons for the bsd guys, so here we go:
Nikolai would be a ragdoll. They’re super cuddly, like to be carried, are pretty big and have a strong bond with their owners. And look at them, they’re so pretty!
For Dazai, I think he’s a crazy mix of a bunch of cat breeds. But I believe he’d look a bit like a Maine coon, fur-wise, because it gets relatively long (and easily matted) and because Maine coons are fucking big. Maybe he’s got a bit of Selkirk Rex or LaPerm in him, they’ve got curly/wavy fur and that suits catzai too. Overall, he’s a stray cat with dirty fur, certainly has a crooked tail and also his ears are a bit tattered (if that’s the right word), also from fights. But he’s so endearing and strolls through the neighborhood, begging for food at people’s doors (and everyone loves him, catzai is just as charming and manipulative as human dazai) and lets them pet him and scratch his chin in return.
Chuuya is super picky, only lets his owner touch and carry him, is super loyal and clingy when it comes to them, but will hiss if anyone else approaches him. Spends so much time grooming and keeping his fur neat, and it pays off because he looks fabulous.
Sigma is a shy kitty, but very affectionate. He brings random stuff back home as a gift, like leaves, or a fancy twig he found). Lies on top of you when you’re sad and purrs so loudly that he vibrates + he has the prettiest fur in the whole world (and he’d have the „split-dye“ fur!):
Fyodor…he’s the weird looking, judgmental cat at the shelter that nobody wants (except for me!! I’ll adopt him!!). He gives you a dirty, almost mocking glare when you clean his litter box, he has a weird, croaky meow, he thinks he’s superior to everyone, looks at you like you’re scum, unless you’re his one and only fav, then he’ll sit on your shoulders, purr in your lap (brings a ton of dead mice and birds home) and has a shit eating grin on his stupid little (adorable) face at all times. And goofy whiskers like Dazai. He’s a super lanky black cat; oriental shorthair would be a good match for him:
OOOOH I LOVE ALL OF THESE THANK YOU SM
I agree with all of them tbh there's nothing for me to add bc this is perfect!!
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a blonde girl person claim she was oppressed and bullied for being blonde (aka the fucking global beauty standard, most sought after hair color, mythologized as perfect since time immemorial) and go on and on about how she was oh so persecuted and victimized because one (1) person called her Ron Weasley when she was in kindergarten, id have three nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s pretty weird that it’s happened thrice.
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Once, during the era while sarumi are both still in Homra, Yata's leg gets injured during a mission and he can't walk. Saruhiko tries helping him up, but he doesn't really have the strength to do so. They're on a time crunch because the strains are after them or something, and it ends up being Mikoto who helps carrying Yata to safety. Of course, Yata is all heart eyed and "Mikoto-san is so cool!!" About the situation, not noticing how disheartened Saruhiko feels about it all. What he does notice is how, a day after that, Saruhiko starts putting in work to... eat healthy??? And exercise ???? Yata is so, so confused with what's going on, but he won't complain.
(Oh, and maybe years later after they've fought and then reconciled, Yata brings up that one period of life where Saru seemed willing to exercise. Like wow what was that about, and saruhiko has no idea how to break it to him that he just wanted to be strong enough to carry misaki like mikoto could.)
Fushimi has never seriously wanted to be toned in his life, until this very moment XD Imagine Fushimi and Yata are on some Homra mission, working as the vanguard. Yata’s all hyped up as usual and just barrels right into the bad guys’ hideout, yelling that Homra is here to teach them a lesson and all that. Fushimi just clicks his tongue irritably and follows, grumbling that they were supposed to have a plan. Yata laughs and says this is fine, they can take these guys — and then is promptly knocked over a railing and falls like one story down. Fushimi quickly makes his way down the stairs to Yata’s side and Yata’s insisting that he’s fine, except his ankle doesn’t seem to want to hold him. They’re about to be surrounded when the rest of Homra makes an appearance, Mikoto burning everything around them.
The bad guys start to scatter but then they can hear like police sirens in the distance. Kusnaagi suggests they get out of here before things become inconvenient and starts to round up the rest of the guys. Yata tries to get to his feet but he can’t, Fushimi throws Yata’s arm around his shoulder while complaining about what a pain Yata’s being. The problem is that even like this Fushimi can barely pull Yata forward, struggling under his weight. Kusanagi spots them struggling and says ‘Mikoto,’ Mikoto takes one look and just grabs Yata bodily and carries him. If anyone else had done this Yata would have been mortified but of course since it’s Mikoto Yata is so happy, all ‘Mikoto-san is so cool’ and completely unaware of Fushimi quietly glowering behind him.
So Yata has to be off his feet for a while and imagine that puts Fushimi in charge of cooking for them, Yata’s like it’s okay you can order takeout. But instead Fushimi pulls up some recipes on his PDA and brings Yata some really healthy looking vegetable dish. Yata is amazed and also maybe a little worried, like do you feel okay Saruhiko do you need to lie down. Fushimi looks away and mutters that he just felt like eating right, Yata figures don’t look a gift horse in the mouth and decides to be thankful that Fushimi is eating vegetables (and then he takes a bite of his meal and almost chokes because it’s so bland, like Saruhiko please can we talk about the existence of spices). Afterward Fushimi leaves for a while saying he needs to ‘train,’ Yata can’t believe Saruhiko is being so proactive. Fushimi returns looking all sweaty and miserable and even paler than normal and Yata asks if he’s okay, Fushimi snaps that he’s fine. Later he’s sitting on his bunk looking at his skinny twig arms with an unsatisfied expression, clicking his tongue quietly.
This probably lasts all of a few days before Fushimi can’t take it anymore, he can’t handle all this healthy shit he wants meat and chips and cola. Yata kinda forgets about the whole thing but then imagine post-ROK Yata is trying to cajole Fushimi into eating vegetables and mentions weren’t you trying to eat healthy that one time anyway. Fushimi evades, saying he doesn’t know what Yata’s talking about and Yata wonders if Fushimi had a super high fever at the time and that’s why. Fushimi shrugs and says maybe, looking at Yata for a moment before grabbing him by the collar and picking him up. Yata’s all what the fuck put me down and Fushimi just gives this little ‘heh’ as he sets Yata back down. Yata’s all what was that about and Fushimi says nothing, scraping the vegetables off his plate and onto Yata’s.
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