Sheogorath: "Haskill?"
Haskill: "Yes my lord?"
Sheogorath: "Can a librarian breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?"
Haskill:
Haskill: "Where's Dyus?"
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Dyus of Mytheria, a study in blue.
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just met dyus in the dlc and i love it bc on the surface he and haskill are really similar (stoic, loyal, old, also chamberlains, yk). but then you talk to haskill after you meet dyus and you’re like Oh Yeah, there is indeed an Entire Gulf of ideological differences between you two
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aldir stop going to knifepoint hollow to pester that old man !!!!
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"The Aedra made them too small."
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It’s here!! This thing is about 22k last I checked, genuinely don’t know why it’s as long as it became but sure why not! Welcome back to The Masquerade :D
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Sheogorath keeps Dyus of Mytheria not just around for the purpose of torture, but also for the voice in his head that tells him he still loves him like Jyggalag once did.
A Daedric Prince does not simply give a mortal immortality because it "annoyed him that he died". No no. Jyggalag cared for Dyus... which may have been a mistake, but not an accident.
Tell me if y'all want my Jyggalag headcanons as well.
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