#headcanon time

[fan-fan-tastic]

MEME FULFILLED PROPHECY

Despite being a mass of potholes and quite repetitive, PIDW is very popular, popular enough to have a community of fans. This means not only having fanart, fics and even merchandise, but also an entire culture, with fandom lore and yes, even memes.

One of those was “When Mobei-Jun gets married” it was used to indicate something that would never happen, like “when hell will freeze over” or “when pigs will fly”. It was so popular that there were even some variants, like “it happen at Mobei-Jun’s wedding” or “when Airplane marries Mobei-Jun off”

Shen Yuan really liked this meme because it was supported by canon: there had been several scenes where after a fight, Luo Binghe would look over the spoils and let his right hand man pick a boon. Despite the ever-present trembling maidens, Mobei-Jun would always pick a weapon, or in an instance an ancient relic that had once belonged to his clan. So yeah, Shen Yuan used it pretty often, once he even let it slip out IRL, but luckily no one got the reference.

He even used it once in a thread that went viral: it was a pointless debate over OP’s incorrect interpretation of an arc. Shen Yuan was clearly right, he even had quoted several chapters to prove his point and so the other user had resorted to personal insults. OP had typed something like “You are ridiculous! When will you admit that you are actually a fan of the novel and not an hater?!” To which Shen Yuan had responded with “When Mobei-Jun gets married”

Now, this should have ended the discussion in Shen Yuan’s favor: the meme usually got lots of likes regardlessly of the context, and so he would have won the debate.

But OP for reason had decided to tag Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky himself.  “Great Master Airplane, would you marry Mobei-Jun if it means getting Peerless Cucumber admitting that he likes your story?”

To everyone’s surprise the author (sleep deprived an high on caffeine and energy drinks) actually did answer “Damn, I would marry Mobei-Jun for free”.

True to his writing style Airplane dropped the bomb to never addressed it again. That comment had started another meme, although less popular than the other about Mobei-Jun having been married the whole time to the author himself and the ship AirplaneXMobei became the most popular for the character. There few fans that had written crackfics had been insufferable about it, even resurrecting the ‘I shipped X before it was cool’ format just to flex.

After transmigrating into the scum villain and masterfully avoiding the original good’s fate, Shen Yuan one day receives an invitation to a wedding, accompanied by a mission by the System that just says ‘True to your word: User must respect the vow he once made’. Shen Yuan immediately understands what this is about: he would rather jump into the Endless Abyss than do that.

#I am obsessed by #the lost memes of PIDW #that book must have been a mine of memes #and its community pretty toxic #imagine the DRAMA #not sure if we were robbed or spared #but I still would like to know more #svsss #headcanon time #pidw #Shen Yuan #peerless cucumber #shen quingqiu #airplane shooting towards the sky #Shang Qinghua #Mobei Jun #moshang #somehow?

[theheadcanonzone]

The reason why Merle kept trying to cast higher-level spells he didn't know is because he did know them during the Stolen Century. He kept forgetting that he had forgotten them, if that makes sense, he's more used to being able to cast them than he is not being able to.

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Submitted by @dullahandyke

#taz #taz headcanon #headcanon time #submission #taz balance #merle highchurch #stolen century #mod lulu

[marshmallow-bg3]

One day Roux claims Gortash’s bedroom for himself. It’s not as romantic as it may sound, it’s early on, they've barely started working together. Gortash has this huge gaudy and heavily trapped mansion in the Upper City which he barely uses. The man works, eats, sleeps, fucks and otherwise lives in his workshop while the rest of the house gathers dust and ghosts. The master bedroom is big and richly furnished, it has a nice big bed with soft pillows and silky sheets, and most importantly big floor to ceiling windows that let the setting sun in. Roux wants it. Sceleritas would never let him own a place like that, away from the Temple, but the butler can't stop him from stealing one. What harm? Gortash never uses it anyway!

Until he suddenly does and finds the room quite lived in and a naked Bhaalspawn in his bed looking at him in genuine surprise. "What do you mean the fuck am I doing here?" It’s awkward, it’s outrageous, it’s... strategically complicated. Gortash just goes back to his workshop, dumbfoundedly. The next few weeks it’s an unspoken war involving complex enchanted locks, all sorts of hi-tech traps and ambushes resulting in minor to medium property damage, staff layoffs, some sort of Banite anathema and two dead sex workers. Both Chosen secretly find it immensely entertaining.

When it becomes clear that Roux is winning Gortash turns to diplomacy and offers him the guest bedroom for permanent rent-free use. Only to find the Bhaalspawn peacefully snoring in his bed again a few days later. It feels somewhat rude to wake him up only to make a scene so Gortash just stays there reluctantly admitting to himself that he quite enjoys the company. It continues for weeks, both pretend that never happened, the one who wakes up first just leaves. Until one morning he doesn’t but that’s a story for another day.

Anyway, it’s like “there is only one bed” except there are plenty of beds. And that’s how they become domestic before they become romantic/sexual.

#the dark urge #enver gortash #durgetash #domestic romcom durgetash #resist!durge #roux the murderbard #precious little bhaal-babe #headcanon time

[greenqueenhightower]

This is Alicent teaching Aemond how to waltz:

“And one-two-three, one-two-three, that’s good—Aemond! You’re stepping on me again.”

“Sorry, mother, it’s just—it’s more difficult than sparring with Criston!”

“Come on, you can’t fly a dragon, and not know how to waltz!”

#and that’s how I imagine a Sunday afternoon by the fire #the corpse has long gone to bed and Alicent and Aemond can enjoy some quality time #and Aemond ofc is so much better at it than he thinks #he’s her favorite dancing partner #Criston has gone for the snacks #headcanon time #aemond targaryen #aemond one eye #alicent hightower #alicent #the green queen #house of the dragon #hotd #asoiaf #hotd thoughts #hotd au #hotd headcanon #olivia cooke #ewan mitchell #greenqueenhightower #hotd meta #ser criston cole

[lastdivantruther]

dadzai brainrot is strong today.

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#bsd #dazai osamu #bsd kyouka #bsd atsushi #art #headcanon time #dazai is -surprisingly- pretty good with kids #he's the funny uncle #or the cool brother who teaches you how to pick a lock #kyouka's first day at agency was a mess because it was always kouyou or one of her staff who did her hair and clothes #she was already stressed #and atsushi can't brush a hair without hurting #brushing hair without hurting needs a special technique guys #you know it if you have curly or even wavy hair #and dazai knows ofc (because chuuya) #he was very stressed at first because him taking care of people?? #(he also knows how to dress up he just chooses to dress in that shitty trenchcoat and pants) #i hate them and i'm not even sorry #anyway #comic #bungou stray dogs #my art #fanart

[mataglap]

WHY CAN'T I SHOW THIS TO ASTARION. why is there no dialogue in which he comments on the artists' impressions. after the painter fiasco this is the second time we could have had a chance to show Astarion how he looks.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #astarion #headcanon time #do I dare say fanfic time? #nah #too busy playing

[lostcybertronian]

Rewatching Five Night’s at Freddy’s (for like the tenth time) I’m wondering where the actual physical location of the Golden Freddy suit (and Gabriel’s body) is.

Because he goes to get Abby but doesn’t go inside with her, and the kid’s ghost seems to be able to wander around at will. He also seems to be more aware than the other kid ghosts, which I think can also be indicated by the scene with Abby and the yellow rabbit drawing, since he’s not there (and nor is the suit). Not to mention the obvious scene with Gabriel in Mike’s dream drawing the yellow rabbit on the ground with a stick.

The Golden Freddy suit is also not in the parts and services room in the back, where the other bodies/discarded suits are.

#lostandwandering #FNAF #FNAF movie #five night’s at freddy’s #headcanon time

[dragon-of-timeless-blue]

a little hc that has been around my head:

Senku is a big fan of Beakman and has seen Beakman's World since he was like 3 AND THAT'S WHY HE HAS KEPT HIS HAIR WITH THAT STANDING AND POINTY SHAPE AS HIS DEFAULT HAIRSTYLE, that's all, my brain is very happy imagining this

same person lmao

Furthermore, both of their colors are green, and they are part of a group of three friends (two boys and a girl) and they are cool!!

#as a Beakman fan myself thinking about Senku watching him makes me too happy #dr stone #senku ishigami #ishigami senku #beakman's world #hcs #headcanon time #drst #dcst

[alfairy]

My assumption for why Raph has bad separation anxiety and goes “savage mode” when left alone is cause when they were still tots Splinter was still pretty new to being a parent and having to keep track of four kids is pretty hard when you don’t know what you’re doing. He wasn’t paying attention one day and Raph wandered off. He got lost in the sewers and had to survive a few days on his own, maybe even having to fend off other animals down there which was even harder since he was still small.

Splinter did eventually find him and bring him home, but the whole thing messed him up and he can’t stand the thought of being left alone again.

#rottmnt #headcanon time #splinter running through the sewers: I abandoned my boy! I ABANDONED MY BOY!!!

[clowns0cks]

the Master doesn't actually burn planets cause they love the pretty shapes the smoke makes. They do it cause the sky becomes an orange shade, and it reminds them of when they were little and everything was okay, they looked at gallifrey's orange sky while going to the lake with the Deca, when they still had a best friend and not an arch enemy, and everything was still fine. no time war. no worries. just koschei, their best friends, and gallifrey's tangerine sky

#headcanon time #doctor who #the Master #koschei #thoschei #koschei headcanon #doctor who headcanon #academy era thoschei #i am so unwell about them #they're my everything

[theheadcanonzone]

post S&S, the THB pull a goof every year that every single birthday that angus has is his 10th birthday. it doesnt matter how old he ACTUALLY is, he's the ten-year-old-boy-detective and hes gonna STAY THAT WAY. it lasts long after he passes too, kravitz pulls him up from the astral sea to say "everyone says happy tenth birthday. double digits, very exciting!"

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Submitted by @tabooraboo

#taz #taz headcanon #headcanon time #submission #taz balance #story and song #tres horney boys #taako #taako taaco #merle highchurch #magnus burnsides #angus mcdonald #kravitz #mod lulu

[blinddreams24]

Headcanon time!

Reaper actually hears when people beg for his embrace(ask for death) and has seen many extremely embarrassing moments. Many of which are people being flustered by their crush and stuff. So, a lot of Alphyses.

He is never seen by the person that called him or anyone nearby. No, he just watches and grins as the flustered person begs for Death and he does nothing.

These moments have made him a sucker for romance and a bit of a matchmaker on the side.

#undertale #reaper sans #blind rambles #I think it’d be funny if someone was like #oh god take me now #and Reaper was just like #nope~ #you’re stuck with this~ #headcanon time

[fridgrave]

i like to headcanon what before brok died (for the first time) sindri had long hair which they both loved. he allowed brok to braid it with ribbons, beads and other jewelry and was happy for it, braiding for the long time were their daily morning tradition. of course he made everything for safety at the smithy but outside he was intent to show his hair (snd pretty braids his "i-don't-care-how-things-look-like" brother made)

but when he went to alfheim to save brok his hair was the thing souls in the lake touched the most. they pulled him down by his braids and this feeling of crawling hands at his head made him cut hair off (as a thought what he must be punished for the loss of his brother's soul piece). this made brok upset and dissapointed just as much as his turned blue skin what never got a proper and truth explanation. sindri never let him touch his hair again

#sindri #brok #headcanon time #god of war ragnarok #gow #gowr #bisexual ribbons lets goooo

[onedivinemisfit]

“When we first met, you came up to my waist”

#the witcher #wiedźmin #geralt of rivia #mother nenneke #visenna #myart #headcanon time #just a doodle i touched up #nenneke does say geralt only came up to her waist the first time they met

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

Icarus very *visibly* fliched at Fable calling them "Sherbert" - even if they didn't really recognize the fact they did. Usually they try to keep those reactions on the downlow - people don't need to know when they're *scared* - but they were honestly so thrown off they couldn't bother trying to hide it. They were already tucked pretty far into that corner, already had their wings pulled so impossibly close, and somehow they managed to tuck themself further; somehow managed to make themself *even smaller.* (Part of them was even a little terrified. Fable had the reaver in his hand, who's to say he wouldn't use it.)

#headcanon time #again #cause sage is a little loser and will write silly angst headcanons about the guy #thinking about how fable was holding the reaver when he said that #thinking about it #sherbertquake56 #icarus morningstar #fable smp #fsmp #a tag to help find my own posts

[einsteinsugly]

Some T7S food headcanons!

Hyde and Donna like black coffee.

Jackie only likes coffee if it's the Starbucks kind (aka, with additional flavorings), but otherwise prefers tea.

Hyde and Donna like black licorice. Jackie and Eric prefer strawberry, and Jackie hates black licorice with a burning passion.

Fez and Kelso love pineapple pizza. Jackie thinks it's disgusting. Red and Eric think it's a betrayal to pizza.

Eric's favorite fast food restaurant is KFC. He just loves fast food chicken, okay? He also boasts about McNuggets when they first come out.

For Eric, breakfast food holds a special place in his heart, and he's strangely good at making it.

Donna likes mint flavored everything. Jackie calls her Peppermint Patty.

Donna also really likes nuts. The guys make gross jokes about it, until she shows them she can crack the nuts with her bare hands.

Fez and Donna are the only ones that like grape Jolly Ranchers.

Kelso licks the cream out of the Oreos, and puts the cookies back in the package.

#that 70s show #that 90s show #eric forman #jackie burkhart #donna pinciotti #steven hyde #michael kelso #fez #red forman #headcanon time #my essays