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joeymydude · 2 years

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The Beatles

Paul is on his way to my house i kid you not, moments passing by in my head, all the thoughts of my home. i am so happy. There is a memory here in this home, damn good memory, i have the warmest family to me. i owe up to the elderly in my family i love them with all of my heart. Best time of my life here in Tucson, Arizona, twisting and shouting to dancing in my living room letting go thinking of the past times my family had with music. i am so happy once again. A note for you reader anyone really, DREAMS DO COME TRUE! One last time Paul is on his way to my house. my most favorite experience here in Tucson, staying up pulling an all nighter into the sky we wake up to a ,marmalade sunrise, i kid you not I kid you not. Tucson, Arizona you are very beautiful to me i love you with all my heart. ANYONE OUT THERE IN NEED OF VOICE I AM HERE FOR YOU! You know we are no longer sitting on a corn flake one last time because its cool, Paul Mcartney is on his way to my home in Tucson, Arizona. TUCSON ARIZONIANS I APPRECIATED YOU AS MUCH AS WE LET GO UNDER THIS HOT SUN! WE HOT WE NOW WE HOT! PAUL ON HIS WAY WE ARE GOING TO AS US ALL BEATLES SAID, THE BEATLES SAID BEST, WE ARE GOING TO PARTY PARTY! I AM NOW IN THE BAND AS SOON AS PAUL ARRIVES I AM PUMPED! THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING TUCSON, ARIZONA. I LOVE YOU! I WANNA THANK YOU! BIG THANKS TO FOX THEATER VERY GOOD FRIEND VERY GOOD HEART. BIG SHOUTOUT TO HOTEL CONGRESS! BIG HUG FOR YOU U OF A STUDENTS, BEST TIME AT THE MAC MILLER SECRET SHOW ON THE U OF A GROUNDS. BIG HUG FOR KREAYSHAWN, CHARLI XCX AND HEATHER MCARTNEY I WANNA THANK YOU. I LOVE MY MOM AND MY LITTLE BROTHER. I AM SO PUMPED PAUL IS ON HIS WAY TO MY HOME. M83 PLAYED THE BIGGEST MOTIVATIONAL ESCAPE EVER! “DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME” RACONTE-MOI UNE HISTORIE - M83 “EVERYBODY SAW THE SUNSIHNE OHHH YEAH” IVE GOT A FEELING - THE BEATLES

YOU KNOW THE BEST PART AND YES PARTY WAS SLIDING INTO DMS MAKING EVERY DAMN CELEBRITIES DAY. DO YOUR PART I KID YOU NOT ASK SOMEONE, SMILE WITH SOMEONE. ALL ABOUT SMILES. MY LOVE GOES OUT TO CHEYNNE STUSSY, ELLEN, MARCI, BEAU AND HEATHER G. I DID THIS FOR YOU CHEYNNE. ILL SURPRISE YOU SOON. I LOVE YOU QUEEN ELIZABETH II AND JOE BIDEN. I BROKE THE INTERNET!

JOE JOE LEFT HIS HOME IN TUCSON ARIZONA FOR SOME CALIFORNIA GRASS

MOST OF THE SOUNDTRACK TO MY LIFE HERE AND LIFE DOES GO ON BRUH

OB-LA-DI OB-LA-DA - THE BEATLES

MIDNIGHT CITY - M83

ITCHIN ON A PHOTOGRAPH - GROUPLOVE

CALIFORNIA DREAMIN’ - THE MAMAS AND PAPAS

LOVE ME DO - THE BEATLES

DRIVE MY CAR - THE BEALES

IVE GOT A FEELING - THE BEATLES

DIZZY - TOMMY ROE

THE TEARS OF A CLOWN - SMOKEY ROBINSON

EVERY RULE - CHARLI XCX

WHAT I GOT - SUBLIME

TILTED - CHRISTINE AND THE QUEENS

LUNGS - CHVRCHES

CLUSMY - FERGIE

TELL ME WHEN TO GO - E 40

VANS - THE PACK

REALITY IN MOTION (GUM REMIX) - TAME IMPALA

THE VELVET UNDERGROUND - HERION

THE JOKER - STEVE MILLER BAND

DREAM ON - AEROSMITH

Y NOT - RINGO STARR

AND ME - BEASTIE BOYS

VROOM VROOM - CHARLI XCX

LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS - THE BEATLES

BAND ON THE RUN - PAUL MCARTNEY AND THE WINGS

THE BEATLES BAND MEMBER

JOEY ARENAS

#THEBEATLES KREAYSHAWN CHARLIXCX ELLEN CALIFORNIA TUCSON ARIZONA

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dl4draws · 3 years

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demon weapon reki and meister langa have a death grip on my brain

#ALSO DEATH SCYTHE KAORU AND MEISTER KOJIRO #ellen i owe u my life #reki kyan #langa hasegawa #sk8 #my art

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tiberius-kirks · 3 years

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would anyone like to guess whether tomorrow I'll be spending time working on my dnd campaign or the grant proposal that will actively affect the next three years of my life

#grad school is fun! no stress at all!#if someone were to come on here tomorrow to yell at me to work on the proposal i would owe u my life. just saying.#ellen speaks

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dirtydancingdean · 3 years

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supernatural’s hot milfs ranked

mary

rowena

ellen

jody and donna get to share this spot

linda tran

lisa

missouri moseley

kelly kline

eve i guess. i dont remember her very well and she was played by some boring white girl but she was thee mother of all monsters so.

can i put andrea barr from dead in the water on here. i love her.

this is a sad list supernatural needs more milfs. i would like to nominate @belajess ’s cscm cassie to be on this list and apocalypse world jess whoever created her is escaping my mind completely but i owe u my life

#incomprehensive of course i’m sure there are other milfs escaping my memory #mine #supernatural

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anotherknifeinmyhands · 5 years

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I finally got around to watching Life On The Murder Scene

“ did u get kicked in the balls by someone named frankie?” - Bob to Gee

“ dude u look fucking creepy in night vision”

“it’s brain schecter’s sneaky way of spying on us.” bob ft. his SideKick

“BOB OW MY HEAD” - frnk to bob

absoloute bastard frnk

TEAL ROOTS

Frank’s pink belt

one of gee’s drawings

another one of gee’s drawings

“i’m a fucken idiot” - frnk

BLUE

that face aaa

gee’s skeleton onsie

whose motherfuken unicorn pin is it?

that one time Ray straightened his hair

PINK SCARF

it's like he's everybody's kid brother - gee on mikey

you like being a demographic? something someone can use for evil;do you like that? fuck no you don't. occasionally some motherfuckers gonna try to use you for their doomsday device. you know what you say to them? you say 'you can not destroy me!!!!' - Gee’s give em hell kid speech

it's spelled c-h-o-r-u-s - frank

look at that, i just put my hand in a cupcake - ray

BOB: have you read the new ellen degeneres book yet? FRNK: yea. BOB: how was it? FRNK: made me a lesbian. i only date girls now.

#mcr #long post #life on the murder scene #greatest hits

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flannelshirtandjeans · 4 years

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what would your ocs favourite circus activity be and why? (also: what would their favourite move/position be if they took up silks?) BONUS IF U ALSO TALK ABT ELLEN BC IM LOVE HER

oh BOY Key u know me so very well! I'm gonna do Jay 🐑, Norma💄, Grace🦑, and YES ELLEN 👣

FAVE CIRCUS ACTIVITIES!

🐑 Taking care of and training the circus animals lbr he loves animals more than he loves most people! Basing in partner acro or pyramids, bc he's big and strong and he's good at it. Jay is FUCKING SOLID on his feet unless his ankle gives out.

💄Aerial - Norma is a silks and lyra kind of girl all day everyday! She loves the balance of looking really elegant and weightless and the work that goes into making it that way. That stuff HURTS. Also loves just. the backstage life of helping each other with the hair and makeup and outfits. Makes her feel so alive.

🦑Grace loves hula hoops I think I decided at some point, and probably solo acrobatics (not flexibility based) in a group? Energetic, fast-paced!

👣 Ellen i feel like would THRIVE on tightrope and slackline - her tail would be great for balancing and help with extra cool tricks! I think kid Ellen in Leli would have walked on whatever roots and and fences and railings and stuff she found just bc balancing fun!

FAVE SILK MOVES:

👣 dynamic as fuck stuff, the kind that gives ME personally heart attacks like. Hhhholy shit. AND she'd have the tail to utilize in all of this for extra scares, tho she might have to rosin it for grip and ow that sounds painful. Like this guy's stuff but EVEN MORE: https://www.instagram.com/p/B9JyV6dA-za/?igshid=1lc8igmcy0zke

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💄 i feel like Norma would really like Secretary and the way in there (hip keys, man, they are Good, also hip key roll-up look it up it's Good Shit) even tho it's simple bc it's GOSH DARN PRETTY (mine isn't even that pretty yet bc this was first time). She knows a lot of fancy stuff and fancy double work! But it's her Comfort Trick.

🦑 Grace would love I think like... Hmmmmmmm. I think Grace finds the silks a little risky for her back a lot djjdjdjd. This fun air-sit? https://www.instagram.com/p/CBr_cXBhMAX/?igshid=19aie52jteq19

🐑 Jay is very happy about anything and everything he'd learn (he is built for the ground thank you) but for some reason my heart sings thinking about him doing what I think is called candy cane (or a step of candy cane):

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jeoncooky · 5 years

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pls help i’m looking for the video where jimin hugs an adorable little girl i think it was from the ellen show?? he is wearing a printed suit. if u know which one i’m talking about i will owe u my life. pls it’s for science i need it

Do you mean this one? :)

#it's at the end of the video #anon #answers

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fartandsoul · 6 years

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nora 77; bern 70 (because I don't know much about him); everyone (or as many as you know yet if that's too many) 56

im cryin g that u remembered bern even tho i don’t talk about him much???? literlaly the nicest thing ever thank u i owe u my life

77. Favorite insult? Do they insult people often?

omg norah is one of the sweetest people esp to her friends (and a big fan of The Affectionate Use Of Bitch) but if she needs to insult people her go-to is asshole. she doesn’t use it very often but she has minor road rage (and she’s kind of a crazy driver sdlkfjs) so if she’s driving somewhere it gets whipped out

70. Which TV Trope(s) best describes them?

ooo i had to look up the tropes for this bc i don’t know them well but this is cool!!!

i would say for bern:

call to agriculture: “a badass/heroic character retires as a farmer” (not really a farmer but he’s constantly like what if i just…..lived in the woods)

‘thou shalt not kill’ pacifist: “this character recognizes that sometimes violence is necessary. he will try to avoid lethal violence, but if the need is great enough, he will directly kill. he won’t like it, and will almost always have some sort of emotional backlash from it”

(bern is constantly torn between trying to escape from society and structures but being held there by his strong moral values/need to stand up for people/love for his family and friends)

56. What Hogwarts House would they be in?

this question is surprisingly hard and im dying about it constnatly but here’s everyone i know

gryffindor: bern, allison, angelina

ravenclaw: ellen (?)

hufflepuff: norah, elena

slytherin: susie, leon, henry, tilly (?)

and i REALLY don’t know where graham goes he gives me so much trouble but i love him

#u constantly read all my posts and tags and i rly rly appreciate it thank u #asks #ocs tag #signawyvern

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so-langelo · 7 years

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“Hi.”

Hope you guys like this Ari xxx *mortal au* Note: WIll is a year older than Nico

Summary: Will and Nico’s friendship over the years (i suck at summaries but i swear its good)

Word Count: 1666

*disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot* *warning: underage drinking*

“Hi.” Six-year-old Will Solace held his hand out to a small boy he noticed sitting alone in the playground.

The boy was sitting at the edge of the concrete playground with playing cards spread around him. He had dark hair that hung past his ears and eyes that were pools of deep brown. He looked at Will and seemed surprised that someone was actually talking to him.

“I’m Wil. What’s your name?” Will sat next to the boy, careful not to mess up the cards on the ground.

“Nico. Nico di Angelo.”, the boy’s voice was soft and hardly above a whisper, but Will heard.

“So, you play Mythomagic?”, and immediately after Will said it, Nico perked up.

“You know how to play Mythomagic?”, Nico said excitedly, “My sister always says that Mythomagic is lame, so I don’t have anyone to play with usually.”

“I’m not good, but I know how. My brothers taught me, but they always beat me.”, Will said, “I like Apollo. He’s so cool.”

As Nico dealed Will’s his cards, he looked up at Will with a small grin. “You can have him if you want.”

“Really?! Thanks, Nico. You’re the best.I’ll keep it forever. Promise.”, Will smiled at Nico with a blinding brightness.

After an hour of playing and Will loosing, a man from the othr side of the playground called for Nico. Nico put down his cards and said, “I have to leave now. Can we play again, Will? I’ll see you again, right Will?”

Will was sad that Nico was leaving; he enjoyed the other boy’s little quirks and the way he talked about Mythomagic like it was the best thing ever. Will put on a smile, “Yea, of course, we’re best friends now.”

As Nico waved goodbye, Will looked down to to the card that was given by his new friend, and on the back in messy handwriting, it said:

If found please return to Nico

“Nico.”, Will whispered and smiled to himself.

“Hi.” Will said as he opened the door to Nico’s room. The room that he has been in so many times over the last seven years changed so drastically in just a couple weeks. It was so dark even though it was 2 in the afternoon.

“Who let you in?”, Nico’s voice was raspy and harsh; just like his room, Nico changed from a happy-go-lucky kid to someone distanced and cold. But Will wasn’t going to be going away, no matter how much Nico pushed him away. He wasn’t going to leave his best friend.

Nico’s sister, Bianca, died. It was a horrible accident, and it left Nico and their father devasted. Nico wouldn’t come out of his room, he barely ate, and, worst of all, he pushed everyone that cared for him away.

“Your dad. He’s worried about you, you know.” Will sat at the edge of nico’s bed, where nico was hidden under piles of blankets.

“No he doesn’t. He’s glad Biance died.”, Nico’s voiced choked at the words, “One less kid to worry about.”

“Don’t say that. He loves you, Nico. Don’t push him away, please.” Will pleaded. He hated seeing Nico like this. It hurt him and he knew he couldn’t do anything about him.

“Will. Why are you even here? You’re just like the rest of them, pretending you care.”, Nico spat at him, accusingly. He sat up form his covers and stared with a deadly fire in his eyes.

That’s when Will’s keep-your-cool persona died. “Don’t you ever say that! I do care, Nico. Everyone cares about you. You’re just too busy wallowing here to notice. Everyone is trying to help you! Everyone misses her too Nico! Bianca wouldn’t have wanted this! She wouldn’t want you like this, rotting away in your shadows.”

Nico’s eyes looked almost black in this room. They were quickly filling up with tears that threatened to overflow after Will’s rant.

“Will. It’s just so hard. I’m sorry for pushing you away. I’m sorry for saying such horrible things to you. I’m sorry for being a jerk. I’m sorry. I miss her so much, Will.” Nico broke down in front of Will, and Will cradled him in his arms.

“It’s okay. It’s okay. You’ll be okay.” Will repeated those words like a mantra, and the two stayed there until the sunset and the tears that spilled from Nico’s eyes dried.

“Hi.” Will’s voice was muffled from under the pillow that hid his face.

It was no surprise Will’s mom let him up. Since Will and Nico became best friends ten years ago, Nico practically lived here.

“Hey, Solace. How are you holding up?”, Nico nudged his leg that hung off the bed.

“I’m fine. You know, fine as in I found out my boyfriend cheated on me and dumped me because I found out.” Will took the pillow off of his face and got up. His hair was a blond bird’s nest and his eyes were probably swollen from all the crying.

“He was a jerk. I tried telling you that in the beginnng. To make you forget that dick wad, I brought you Ben & Jerry’s cookies and cream cheesecake. Your favorite.”, Nico held up a quart of the said ice cream and two spoons.

“Oh my gosh. You’re the best. The only three men that I need in my life. Ben, Jerry, and you.”, Will greedily grabbed the ice cream and his spoon.

Nico laughed. “You’re welcome.”

Will looked up at his friend and saw Nico staring at him with an expression that could almost be affection.

No. It’s just your imagination, Solace. Your hallucinating from your post-breakup depression.

Will decided to brush it off and just enjoy the company of his best friend and his ice cream.

The two talked and talked. About Will’s ex and other stupid things. They talked like they haven’t seen each other in years.

When it was around 3 am, the two were on their backs with an empty ice cream container forgotten at their feet. Nico turned to face Will.

“I have to tell you something.”

The moonlight from Will’s window shadowed Nico’s eyes. “Yeah?”

“I actaully hate cookies and cream cheesecake.”

“Hi!” Will screamed over the loud music at his best friend.

His best friend that he may or may not have fallen in love with over the last year.

“Nice party!”, Nico cupped his mouth to be heard.

“Thanks. It was Lou Ellen’s idea.” Will looked around for the girl that planned his ‘18th birthday extravaganza.’

Nico motioned outside, a place where they can talk without getting sore throats.

Will struggled to follow Nico, being stopped a couple times because of people wishing him a happy birthday.

“Hey.”, Will said, when they were both finally outside, away from the blasting music and the people slowly getting drunk.

Lou Ellen swore that she didn’t know who spiked the drinks, Will didn’t quite believe her, so he steered clear away from any liquid offered to him.

“Hey Will. I wanted to give you your birthday gift.”, Nico stook a sip from his cup.

Will’s eyes widened. “Nico the drinks are-”

“Don’t interupt me, Solace. I know about the drinks, and I just thought the the only way for me to get the courage to tell you that I’m fuckin’ in love with you is when I’m a bit buzzed, okay. Now what I wanted- Fuck. I told you. Dammit, Solace! I had a whole damn speech! I’m didn’t even drink that much. Do you see what you do to me. I broke the law for yo-”

Once again, Will interupted Nico.

But this time he interupted him with a kiss.

The two broke apart; their foreheads touched.

“Sorry for interrupting you. I just wanted you to shut up, because I love you too.” Will’s breath tickled Nico’s lips.

“Nice to know. Now can we kiss again?”Nico smirked at him.

“Whatever you want.”

The two connected lips once more.

“OH MY HOLY GOODNESS! CECIL! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! YOU OWE ME 30 BUCKS!”

“Hi.” Will said, as familiar arms wrapped around his waist.

Lips started to travel his neck.

“Stop, Nico.”, Will chuckled, “We can’t be late to our own wedding reception.”

“Will, they can wait 15 minutes.”, NIco smiled at him. Will thought he looked absolutely beautiful.

“Save it for the honeymoon, sunshine You don’t even have socks on. Just get your socks from my drawer. We’re already 4 minutes late.”, Will said, while trying to fix his tie.

“Okay, okay.”, Nico whined.

When Will finally got his tie to look decent, he heard Nico gasp. Will rushed to his side.

“What happened?”, Will said worriedly. Nico had his hand over his mouth and his eyes looked teary.

In his other hand, Nico held an old tattered playing card, a Mythomagic card, of the sun god, Apollo. On the back, in faded writing was:

If found please return to Nico

“You kept it? After 20 years, you kept it?”, Nico tackled Will in a hug that almost knocked them to the floor.

“Yeah, I kept it. You gave it to me, and I promised I would keep forever. You don’t break those kids of promises.”, Will ran his fingers through Nico’s hair, careful not to mess it up.

“You’re such a nerd.”, Nico said, wiping a few stray tears.

“You are so emotional. Such a bridezilla.” Will joked, kissing Nico’s forehead lovingly.

“Shut up, Solace. Come on. You made us late to our own reception.”, the two exited the room to their wedding reception and the rest of their lives together.

OH MY GOSH THIS IS SOOOO LONG SAPPY IK LOVE U GUYS!! Ari xx

#solangelo #solangelo fanfiction #nico di angelo #nico x will #will x nico #will solace #percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus #hoo #trials of apollo #toa

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vampyrefilm · 7 years

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do all the LGBT+ questions. or just the ones you like, your choice

aayeee thank u!

1. How do you define your sexuality?

i don’t label myself, if i like a person i like a person :3 (i guess that could be considered pan, but i personally don’t like labels)

2. At what age did you first realize that you like girls?

14 when i developed a crush on my best friend

3. How out are you?

nobody at my college knows expect for the people i’m in a LGBT+ club with, all my friends from high school know, and my whole family should know but i think most think i “grew out of it” *insert eye roll here*

4. At what age did you first come out?

5. Who was the first person you came out to? How did they take it?

my best friends at the time, and really really well

6. Has coming out lost you any friends?

coming out as genderfluid has, but not the fact that i like girls

7. What is your current relationship status?

single

8. How many gay friends do you have?

a bunch

9. How many male friends do you have?

a decent handful

10. Have you ever cut your hair super short?

omg yes x’D like fr i chopped all my hair off junior year

11. How often do you wear flannel?

all the time in the fall

12. How much do you like cats?

i’m more of a dog person

13. Do you like skirts and dresses?

depends, it’s very rare i’m in a mood to dress in skirts and dresses

14. Do you like high heels?

they’re pretty but i can’t walk in them for shit

5. Do you have any tattoos? If so, how many and where?

yes, one on my wrist

16. How accurate is your gaydar?

tbh i don’t believe in that

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar or a gay club?

nope

18. How do you feel when plutonic female friends refer to each other as girlfriends?

tbh it gets confusing because if somebody refers to somebody as their gf, imma think they’re together

19. Have you ever had a crush on a straight girl?

yep

20. Ellen or Portia?

ellen

21. Is your nose pierced?

22 Would you ever want to get married?

yes

23. Will you wear a dress for your wedding?

yes

24. Would you ever want to give birth?

yes

25. Have you ever watched The L Word?

26. Have you ever dated a guy?

yes

27. How do you feel when someone uses the word gay to mean stupid, dumb, or boring?

i get heated and tell them to please find a different word

28. How many rainbow items do you own?

none :(

29. Have you ever been to a pride festival?

30. Have you ever celebrated National Coming Out Day (October 11)?

no but i am this year with the club i’m in :)

31. Have you ever participated in the National Day of Silence?

(see answer above)

32. Have you ever worn a woman’s suit?

33. Have you ever worn any men’s clothing?

yes

34. Do you eat meat?

nope

35. Do you consider yourself a feminist?

yes

36. Who is your favorite LGBT celebrity?

this may not count but harry styles all the way

37. Are you religious at all?

i believe in God but tbh i don’t believe in most stuff from the bible

38. How often do you find yourself trying to sneak a peak or staring at a cute female?

unless i’m in a relationship, all the time

39. What is your ideal first date?

movie marathon!!

40. Are you comfortable with terms such as lezzie, lesbo, or dyke?

41. How outdoorsy are you?

i like being outside, but i wouldn’t consider myself outdoorsy

42. In general, has being out affected your relationships with other females?

no, all the females in my life still act the same around me

43. How much makeup do you typically wear?

depends on how i feel, but i do really like experimenting with makeup

44. Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?

45. Are you more feminine or more masculine?

considering i’m genefluid, it depends on how i feel

46. How long is the longest relationship you’ve been in? Are you still with that person?

6 months, nope

47. Have you and a girlfriend ever been mistaken for sisters?

48. Do you think it is possible for someone to truly be a 50/50 bisexual, or is the percentage always skewed in favor of one gender?

i think everybody is different and it all depends on the person

49. Have you ever wished you were completely straight?

yes, but only in 8th grade when i first came out and things were really bad. they’re not anymore and i’m comfortable with myself now

50. Do you watch any lesbian YouTubers?

ingrid

51. Do you like wearing combat boots or Doc Martins?

52. Have you ever been hit on by another female?

yes

53. How athletic are you?

-4%

54. How many girlfriends have you had?

5 or 6 (only 2 were serious relationships)

55. What is your opinion of septum/bull nose piercings?

i think they’re really cool

56. What does equality mean to you?

that everybody has the same rights and gets treated equally

57. If you are not a full blown lesbian, about what percentage of the time do you find yourself attracted to other females?

it really depends on the girl tbh, like if i like you i like you. for me personally i don’t think i have a percentage

58. Have you ever shared clothes with a girlfriend?

hoodies yea

59. Have you ever liked or dated a girl with the same name as you?

60. How flirty are you?

i’m too shy and awkward to be considered “flirty”

61. Are you a virgin?

62. Do you listen to any LGBT musicians such as Tegan and Sara, Melissa Etheridge, or Chely Wright?

63. Have you ever been told that you are too pretty to be gay?

64. Have you ever been discriminated against because of your sexuality? If so, please explain.

yes, but i rather not go into detail

65. Have you ever driven an SUV or a pickup truck?

i can’t drive for shit

66. Are you or have you ever been a tomboy?

i guess so

67. Agree or disagree: Everyone is at least a little bit gay.

disagree, i think everybody can appreciate the attractiveness of the same gender, but that doesn’t mean you’re gay

68. What personality trait are you most attracted to?

kind

69. Boobs or butts?

breasts

70. Beer or wine?

neither

71. Do you have a favorite lesbian movie?

72. From 1-10, how attractive are muscular women?

hm, i’d say a 7

73. From 1-10, how attractive are women who wear glasses?

omg 11

74. From 1-10, how attractive are women who are covered with tattoos?

75. From 1-10, how attractive are curvy/plus-size women?

76. From 1-10, how attractive are women with short hair?

about 7

77. From 1-10, how attractive are masculine butch women?

i’ve never been attracted to anybody other than a “femme” but being butch wouldn’t stop me from liking a person

78. From 1-10, how attractive are highly intelligent women?

omg swoon 11

79. From 1-10, how attractive are tall women (i.e. around 6 feet or taller)?

80. Have you ever been on your period the same time as a girlfriend?

not that i am aware of

81. Has a girl ever dumped you for a guy?

82. Do you carry a purse?

nope

83. Do you have any LGBT relatives?

yes

84. Have you ever pretended to be completely straight?

yes85. Would you ever date a trans girl?

of course

86. How well do you think LGBT women are portrayed in television?

i think there could be more characters were the main focus isn’t on the fact that they’re gay

87. Have you ever had a crush on a woman who’s much older than you?

celebrities yes

88. Do you have any celebrity crushes?

taissa farminga

89. Do you have any opinions on LGBT people in the military?

i think they should be able to serve

90. Do you believe in love at first sight?

yes

91. Would you ever have a threesome? If so, would a guy be included?

no, i’m too jealous

92. Where do you think is the best place to meet a potential lover?

wherever fate has decided

93. Is there such a thing as “good” lesbian porn?

all the porn i’ve seen is pretty good, so i guess so lol

94. Have you ever had a one night stand?

95. How often do you wear a bra?

like 3% of the time

96. Have you ever been part of a softball team?

97. If you could live your life all over again, would you still be attracted to other women?

yes

98. What stereotype about LGBT women do you disagree with the most?

that we’re all trying to fuck one other like wild rabbits

99. What advice would you give a girl who is struggling to figure out her sexuality?

to stay calm, there’s no rush to figure it out, just let the answer come naturally

100. What advice would you give a girl who is struggling to come out?

there’s no rush, you don’t owe anybody anything, it’s all on your terms, do it only when you’re comfortable

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Women tell us all the worst ways they have been chatted up

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In the movies, being approached by an infatuated stranger is the very pinnacle of excitement and romance.

Maybe your eyes lock across a crowded room. The sparks are instant. The chat up lines are sincere, heart-felt and adorable. You’re probably about to fall deeply in love.

Unfortunately, in real life, this is rarely how it goes.

Being hit on by a stranger is a total minefield that swings from the cringey and the bizarre to the downright offensive and, on occassion, the threatening.

It’s weird that we have romanticised this notion of being accosted on the street by a stranger and demanded to supply them with smiles, attention and even a phone number.

Even though we owe these strangers nothing, there is an unspoken power dynamic that requires us to play the game, appear flattered, give out a fake number if we need to.

Every woman is aware of how outright rejection can turn things hostile in the blink of an eye.

There is an art to the unsolicited chat up line. And so few people get it right. We asked women to tell us the very worst ways they have been chatted up – and we don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Michelle

‘A guy once said to me; “when you walked in the room, I saw your arse and thought – yes I could do that. Then I saw your face and thought – I could definitely do that.”‘

Andrea

‘A hospital porter who looked like Danny Devito kept mopping past me and grinning profusely, all while I was waiting for my gynaecologist appointment.’

‘After five minutes of tactical mopping, he shyly whispered: “You smell and remind me of summer.”‘

Jordana

‘I was in a bar, coming out of the toilet when I felt someone put their arms around me from behind. It was so intimate that I thought it must be my boyfriend and turned around for a kiss.

‘I was utterly horrified to discover it was some random guy I had never seen before. I then watched him do the same to two other women.

‘I always find getting chatted up on public transport really awkward too – because there’s no escape.

‘I have been on trains with groups of boys, one will come over and try to chat to you while the rest of the group are laughing behind him and egging him on – that always feels horrible.’

Becky

‘I find that taxi drivers hitting on me is one of the worst things,

‘One guy spent the whole journey telling me that if he was single he would marry me and then asked if it would be OK for him to text me after the journey. To which I said no, and reported him.

‘Last weekend a guy was flirting so hard with me at the bar – he bought me a shot of tequila and repeatedly told me how beautiful I was, that he had never seen anyone as beautiful as me.

‘So far, so good.

‘Then he says, “oh, this is my girlfriend!” I genuinely thought he was joking, but then he grabs this tiny brunette girl and then they are both just there grinning at me.

‘I downed my tequila and backed the hell away from that weirdness.’

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Sonya

‘Once I got told I look “too exotic” to be British. I think he thought it came out of his mouth like a compliment.

‘Another time, this guy literally followed me for 20 minutes – I was driving my car, he was driving his, all he could see was my eyes from my car mirror.

‘He followed me to where I was having lunch with family, stopped next to me, got out and gave me his number.’

Narjas

‘I was walking home from the station when a guy did a u-turn in the road, drew up next to me, opened his door and asked me if he could give me a lift home because he thought I was beautiful.’

‘I was followed by two men in a van once who waved cash out the window. I think that might have been a different sort of proposition…’

Anna

‘When I was on the underground in New York, a man moved so that he could sit next to me.

‘His opening line was; “do you know why koalas eat eucalyptus?”

‘I said no.

‘He said, “to get high, I’m David.’

Mara

‘Once I was at a train station, waiting for my train. A guy comes up to me, tries talking to me and tells me I’m pretty and that I look like his sister and his cousin.

‘Then he asks for my number.’

Sam

‘A particularly creepy incident was when I was thinking that a guy was stood really, really close to me – and it turns out he was sniffing me.

‘My hair did smell good that day, but that is really, really not the way to get me to talk to you.’

Josie

‘I once got told in a club that I had very pretty feet.

‘It was really creepy and I have never gone clubbing in strappy heals again.’

Ria

‘I was in Oceana in Kingston a few years ago. A guy said “hi” to me, or something vaguely normal like that, and I greeted him back.

‘His literal next move was to shove me up against the wall and put his hand up my skirt. I screamed, obviously.

‘Another time I was at work and there was a cleaner who spent his whole time trying to chat me up and he would stare at me a lot, which I could cope with.

‘But then one time I came back to my desk to find he had left printed out sheets with information about how the brain evolves when you have sex with someone you love.

‘He was watching form the other side of the office to see what my reaction would be.’

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Ellen

‘At my old job there was a guy who worked in the stockroom of the high street store (I worked in the head office).

‘I went over to pick up some samples and sort a delivery, signed a form, and he then looked at my signature to find my name and found me on Facebook.

‘He proceeded to message me on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, and on my personal email – which was especially creepy as it has my middle name and wasn’t linked to any social media at the time – calling me the girl with the tiny tattoo and asking me why I wouldn’t talk to him.’

Katherine

‘A really strange one was the time a guy told me that my eyes were “really weird” and that they had a yellow circle around the iris.

‘The fact that he had paid such close attention to the minute detail of my eyes was creepy in itself – when had he looked at them that closely? And the use of the word “weird” didn’t go down too well either.

‘It was a very bizarre way of trying to flirt with me. He kept trying to talk to me after that, but as you can imagine, I gave him the cold shoulder.’

Jess

‘A guy I met in a bar once asked for my Instagram as he was new to the UK and I said yes, as he was friendly and genuinely seemed to just want to meet people.

‘However, he then continued to DM me the YouTube link to Jet, Are You Gonna Be My Girl until I had to block him.’

Rosa

‘Some guy who said his name was Daniel was incessantly messaging me on LinkedIn – asking me on dates, telling me he wanted to take me for dinner.

‘He then started endorsing my profile with “skills” like “beauty” and “charming” and “great body” – this went on for weeks! I was terrified his weird endorsements would end up on my profile where people could see them.’

Not very professional Daniel.

Every woman wants something different from a prospective romance – but what we don’t want is pretty resounding.

We don’t want to be made to feel uncomfortable or unsafe, we don’t want to be followed and we certainly don’t want someone to act as though they are entitled to our time.