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alexandersimpleton · 8 months
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Molly: you really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Car crash: several traffic violations
Giovanni: three counts of resisting arrest
Dark Star: roughly 13 cans of energy drinks
Ben: also, that's not our car
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sentistrange · 2 years
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mera : i don’t like getting sympathy from others
also mera : i was born with glass bones and paper skin which meant i had to be isolated my whole life for fear of someone bumping into me and breaking my shoulder into a million pieces and--
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“I am very passionate about STEM- Soup To Eat Mmmmmmmm.”
- Giovanni Potage
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zr-art-world · 4 months
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I keep re watching this because, not only is it really funny, but it's also really good long white noise to have in the background when doing stuff or when trying to sleep. Today, I had the captions on and I found a hidden treasure trove of comedy.
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the little emote at the end <3
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(Top 10 Anime batrayals)
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I don't want to just strait up post the entire vid via screenshots so just go watch it yourself. This was a live that was edited down so snippets of chat is also included that also adds to the video.
Who knew a man drinking lemonade would be so fucking funny XD
These alone can be AMAZING incorrect quotes!
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crowithy · 9 months
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I was bored and decided to edit epithet erased over random stuff in my discord quotes channel
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oh i made more, its in the reblogs but heres the version with all of it :3
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Incorrect Epithet Erased Quotes #1
Ramsey: Am I going too far? Percy: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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shadow-coolness · 2 months
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Being bad feels pretty good, huh?
Giovanni to Molly
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sadsoftserve · 2 months
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Rick: Takes massive sip of Giovanni's hot pink bong "This... Doesn't taste cough.. very good.."
All the boys are staring at him in horror
Ben: "I think he drank the bong water."
Giovanni: "NO SHIT BEN. I SAW HIM DRINK THE BONG WATER"
Rick is dying now.
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floralcavern · 4 months
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Giovanni: I am the most feared bad guy around! Tremble before me and My Boys! We are ruthless! HEARTLESS! EVI-!
Molly: Hey, my legs are kinda tired..
Giovanni: Oh, I’m so sorry Bear Trap! Let me give you a piggyback ride!
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Molly: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead. Sylvester: What does coral even get stressed about? Giovanni: Current events. Sylvester: Get out.
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Druid: *loudly drinking from a pine cone*
Sorcerer: Whu- d- How are you doing that?
Druid: Hm? Oh, have you never before supped upon pinéd cone? It’s quite simple: you just have to know the proper way to milk the cone.
Sorcerer: NEVER SAY THOSE WORDS. EVER AGAIN.
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alexandersimpleton · 5 months
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Giovanni: We have ways of making you talk-
Giovanni: Molly- Molly, boss is working right now- oh my gosh did you draw this that is so good!
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floofyboi57 · 9 months
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Zora: What’s so great about the internet?
Moot: You can watch TV on your computer
Zora: Ah’ can watch TV on mah TV
Moot: You can keep track of your friends
Zora, gesturing to Moot and Yoomtah: Y’all are right here! Plus ah had ya chipped-
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Trixie: If i had a lame ass girlfriend i would hype her up so much i would make her wait out side so i could go in first and be like here comes the most specialist girl ever if you don’t cheer and clap for her ill get my family to fucking blow this whole building up
If someone draws this I'll kiss you and love you forever
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Symbiote Feenie au Incorrect Quotes
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Molly: “Feenie, what in the everlasting *&$# is that?”
Symbiote!Feenie reaching for the door with a tendril: “A smoothie!”
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Symbiote: “I think we can be evil, as a treat”
Feenie: “We?”
Symbiote: “We :)”
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Symbiote: “Someone will die”
Feenie: “…Of fun!”
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Feenie: “Do you know how many bones the human body has? It’s 206. We start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. Wouldn’t you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if we could help you?”
The Wolf: “Haha what the fuck—”
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Molly:
Panik: Feenie is late to school
Calm: She makes it to school
PANIK: SHE ISN’T WEARING HER BELL ACCESSORIES
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Symbiote: “Are you awake?”
Feenie: “No, please allow us to sleep”
Symbiote: “What if you never end up learning magic and you stay worthless for the rest of your life, and your grades start slipping to the point where you somehow become less than worthless, and you end up failing to save the world and effectively dooming your friends to certain death at the hands of an immortal sorceress, and your even more useless for your friend because a criminal did more for her home situation in the span of a week with two meetings than you did in two years with the countless amount of times you’ve hung out with her and your afraid about what that says about you, and …”
Feenie: Wide Awake
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Feenie: “This is the worst day of our life”
Symbiote: “This is the worst day of our life so far!”
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Feenie’s dad: “What do you have there?”
Feenie: “A Knife!”
Feenie’s Dad: “NO—“
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Trixie: “Uh Feenie— did your lose your bells?”
Feenie: “Unfortunately yes…”
What actually happened…
Feenie trying to shake the bells off her hair after hearing them with the symbiote:
“OUR EARS ARE IN AGONY WE'RE DYING PLEASE ANYONE HELP US AAAAAA ARE THESE THR FOUL BED BUGS TRIXIE ALWAYS WARNED US ABOUT??? OUR HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE PLEASE ARDIUGLGUKY0BXTFTDI—”
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Karlach, about Gortash: I’m gonna hit him.
Tav: No, wait, we need his help!
Karlach: But I wanna hit him!
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