#everyone else is lying

[nobunagahazamaworlddomination]

This is my official application to be known as nobunagas #1 fan

my reasons are:

-Ive been a fan of him since 2020

- I have a wall dedicated to him

- i have a 17 page slideshow detailing his life and everything about him

- i also have a whole document for headcanons for him

- i have his funko pop preordered

-Im working on building a cardboard cutout

I also have an essay about him.... :3

PLS LET ME HAVE THIS!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

LOOK AT HIM YAPPING I ADORE HIM

#nobunaga hazama number one fan #nobunaga x ena #applications #hxh 2011 #hunter x hunter #i love this man #hes so silly #professional yapper #nobunaga is a cutie #ena is nobunagas number one fan #everyone else is lying #phantom troupe #hxh #yorknew arc #yorknew arc solos #nobunaga is the goat #me fr

[gvalesdraws]

scribble from my playthrough. there is definitely a statue of astarion somewhere in baldurs gate because we wouldn't survive without him

#like. he managed to win at least 4 difficult fights by himself by stealthing + attacking from the dark while everyone else was lying dead #art #my art #baldurs gate #baldurs gate fanart #baldurs gate 3 #bg fanart #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate astarion #bg3 astarion #astarion #baldurs gate shitpost

[http-byler]

☆ CRAZY FOR YOU ☆

#listen. will just defeated the thessalhydra after everyone else died trying. he j saved the party bro… #mike is suuuuuppppeeerrrrr normal abt it (I’m lying) #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things #will byers art #mike wheeler art #stranger things art #will byers fanart #mike wheeler fanart #stranger things fanart #elijah art #crazy together #Elijah vs the insatiable need to connect byler with crazy for you by Madonna

[canisalbus]

To me, Machete kind of has the energy of a secondary villain/coldhearted side character in someone else's story that a lot of fans latch onto, moreso than the protagonist. Question is, would he be the villain in anyone's story?

Why, thank you! I'm actually glad to hear he gives off that vibe. I don't think he set out to become a villain but a lot of people certainly view him as one.

#in the 16th century canon he starts out as an introverted but sincerely well meaning guy that never quite manages to find his social niche #he was a sensitive kid and when subjected to enough pressure #his insecurity fearfulness and powerlessness mutate into distrust resentment aggression suffocating repression and self-restraint #I don't think he's a bad person in fact he consistently tries very hard to do the right thing #do his job properly avoid letting people down and get through life with a sense of dignity #but he is supposed to come across kind of cold impersonable and difficult to be around if you don't know him personally (and very few do) #people can sense there's something wrong with him and are put off by it #Vatican is a nest of vipers and as the stakes rise he retreats deeper into his coldblooded untouchable work persona #he has no choice but to start lying scheming blackmailing and eliminating his enemies #in order to maintain his position keep Vasco safe their relationship under wraps and his own head above water #essentially playing by the same rules everyone else in the holy see has been playing with for centuries #eventually he loses his spot as the secretary of state and is manipulated/forced to take on a role in the roman inquisition #and if people were sort of iffy about him before being the authority overseeing trials torture excommunications and executions doesn't help #and since he has so few allies and such an infamous reputation he's an easy target for scapegoating whenever necessary #towards the end it dawns on him that he's become the kind of twisted cruel corrupt person he used to fear and despise #and the guilt moral injury and abject self-loathing had largely sapped him of his will to live by the time the final assassin gets him #answered #anonymous #Machete #Vaschete lore #he thought his dream of priesthood would make him a better person more worthy of admiration safety and love but he climbed too high #and got roped up in the dangerous games that take place under god's nose and slowly got strangled to death

[ghoulbats]

cleo so far this series

#trafficblr #life series #life series smp #secret life #secret life smp #secret life spoilers #zombiecleo #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #*comes crawling back with a meme* #LISTEN #there’s nothing to listen to idk there’s just a new life series to distract me from the horrors™️ #ik it’s only ep 1 but i already adore this series it’s so good and everyone’s perspectives are so funny #hopefully this hasn’t been done yet but it’s all i could think about after cleo’s ep #bdubs immediately knowing who they were referring to and then the cleo etho team up !!! #i’m excited to see who else teams up #i actually really want jimmy and scar to team up and prove everyone wrong (or right) #also bigb was just so funny lying about his task for NO REASON once he was done #ANYWAYS yeah that is all pls go watch secret life for good times and then scream with me about it :)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Cannot Unsee. Cannot Unknow.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #xue yang #xiao xingchen #song lan #a-qing #blood #special appearance to the fox hairpin. Cute bonus episode and scene #alas I am already struggling a bit with maintaining good flow on this arc #I’ve got a better drawn mdzs art of A-qing coming soon to make up it though! #okay time to talk about This Scene…cause wow the angst is ripe and juicy #what really gets me is the fact Song Lan stays quiet while XXC stabs him…. #And that Xue Yang never intended to tell XXC about the fake corpses #NOR did A-Qing want to tell him the truth!! #the theme of ‘ignorance is bliss’ is so strong here…xxc is blind to the evils of the world #and everyone seems to recognize how rare that is. How far they go to preserve it #Yi-city asks a lot of hard questions. As someone who values Honesty above nearly all else- #-the question posed here about whether honesty is truly the correct course of action really gets to me #Lying is a form of kindness in here. And in a story about rumours and manipulations of truth- #its a good parallel to what we see in the main story! #we see the harm caused by trying to lie to be kind. The harm in realizing youve been lied to #there are a lot of plot points around kind lies in mdzs and it facinates me!

[clotpolesonly]

honestly i think the real tragedy of Declan, what truly makes him as compelling as he is, is his self awareness. there are plenty of repressed characters around, they're a dime a dozen. but Declan in particular makes me go feral because he is excruciatingly aware of the act. of the part he plays, why he plays it, and why he can't stop. we see him in the process of repressing himself, over and over, choosing to do it again, consciously and deliberately making that sacrifice anew every minute of every day all while knowing what he truly wants and that he's not in a position to be allowed to have it. there's something particularly and painfully poignant about that.

#Declan Lynch #TRC #TDT #tags by me #i'm spot-reading some cdth scenes and him having Jordan over #examining his house through her eyes #describing himself as an accessory to his lookbook of a home #he may lie to everyone else but believe it or not Declan only does so much lying to himself #he knows what he is

[pa-pa-plasma]

#Alex Rider #sorry for all the Alex Rider posts u-u it will happen again #i love both series. i just think Alex telling everyone he's an uwu innocent lil guy is sooo funny when he has a killcount higher than god #even funnier when everyone else ALSO knows he has a killcount so he's just straight up lying to their face to get them to underestimate him #even more funnier is when it WORKS #Alex the Loves To Blow Shit Up Kid: i can be trusted with explosives #MI6: ..................................................................... yeah seems legit. here's like 5 bombs go hog wild

[zeb-z]

on a less serious side, bad and foolish having witnesses who are somewhat normal and regular to their usual strange and deranged antics is so hysterical. bad playing the role of kidnapped and felon this time around, letting himself get captured, pretending to be soooo guilty and talking like he’s actually gonna snitch. foolish doing it half for fun, half for show, because he knows cellbit is the killer already - he just needs nails for bad’s coffin because he’s gonna be the scapegoat, and he’s bored. if they were alone maybe they’d trade more intel - they’re on the same page but can’t exactly confirm nor allude to that with an audience, so it just devolves into their usual antics. meanwhile bagi is sweating and convinced bad is definitely about to spill everything she’s told him, falling for bad’s little ‘oh I’m so easily caught and convinced’ act harder than anyone else, trying to avoid bad’s arrest or worse, cellbit’s - while really what’s going on is bad and foolish’s homoerotic batshit insane cop and robber routine, where you’re not sure if someone’s getting arrested or if they’re about to make out. and aypierre is just there

#like foolish and bad are engaging in the wildest ‘yes and…’ per usual but bagi is normal and genuinely concerned for bad jfjskgkdkej #I love bagi man whenever bad does his usual bit (lying for fun) (pushing buttons) she takes it so seriously like you’ll get used to it soon #and like yeah he did really want some info out of bad their bullshit usually ends in informational exchanges one way or another but like #idk it really is ‘they know eachother better than anyone else’ in the most batshit way possible. immortal nonsense I suppose #bad and foolish who would commit war crimes against one another to the horror of everyone else but that’s just like fun bonding for them #why are they landduo when they should really be batshit fucking insane duo 🤨 #mcyt #qsmp #q!bbh #q!foolish #q!bagi #bbh #foolish gamers #oibagi #z speaks

[isa-ah]

literally how do I cope with a movie where the baseline message is that trans children are treated like monsters who will destroy society but ultimately the only person they're trying to hurt is themselves bc they lack the love, support and resources their peers get unconditionally. and that the surveillance state would kill as many civilians as it takes to eradicate trans kids to maintain the status quo by any means necessary.

#and also that a cis gay man repeatedly ask nimona to be normal and just be a girl and wouldnt it just be easier #which is shit trans gay men have to hear constantly from cis gay men. fuck #we only ever went to a single gay bar in my life bc we spent the entire time being roasted by a bitter old queen who wouldnt stop harrassing #my husband for being trans wrong. that he was doing it to be inflammatory. that he was lying to me and everyone else by saying hes a man #we were there together! to spend time together! we had no intentions of speaking to anyone else or disrupting anyone elses night #but he wouldnt leave us alone. it went on for 45 minutes until we left. #bc we and specifically he dared to be a trans man in a gay space. fuck #i just cant stop thinking about it #nimona

[slaygentford]

the way that louis. keeps saying I loved claudia she was my light I loved her unconditionally I loved her I loved her I loved her. and he never ever ever puts the word love and lestat even in the same paragraph. because. by both repetition and omission. he's telling himself a story. i loved her i loved her she was my light and my reason. he tells himself that story. as though telling that story is going to undo his guilt over the fact that. when it came down to it. lestat or claudia. it was never her

#another insane thing. claudia SAYS #in the TRAIN #he chose you over me he said I could go #WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!!! TO HER THEN!!! AND WE DID NOT!!! #Louis has always been this selfish selfish easiest route possible lying liar and I'll say something else lestat was right about why #that alderman was killed the way he was. it was their anniversary. is the thing. #everyone thinks theyre the protagonist of their own story and if they know they aren't they'll tell it until they believe it huh

[theseerasures]

okay but i need y’all to realize that Little isn’t dead regardless of whether they ascend with Ruby

there’s no death in Ever After. even if they hadn’t gotten sucked in they would not have died unless the Jabberwalker eats them bc Ever After is the kingdom where nobody dies

#obvs this is reliant on curious cat’s loredump and cc is a lying liar who lies #but everyone else seems to corroborate this facet of the world #rwby

[chasingfictions]

im getting so fucked up thinking about nat and coach ben and about travis and coach ben and how theyre the two people who still interact with him with any kind of real relationship and im thinking about nat's dad calling her a slut versus nat building a trusting relationship with coach in large part because he's gay and has never and will not ever sexualize the girls. im thinking about travis and coach having little moments of like, coach giving him condoms and an awkward sex talk and coach trying to help him through his dangerous teenage boy angst and how travis felt his own dad was a shitty father and how he still tried to save him. nat and travis' conversation in the plane that it doesnt matter how shitty your dad is it still fucks you up when theyre gone. and now their new gay dad / gay older brother / gay uncle who is suffering so much and is in his like early thirties at the oldest who doesnt want to fucking be there and is terrified of all ofthem but is trying his best is gonna get cannibalized by all of their friends and theyre maybe gonna participate because they have to. no one talk to me about nat and coach i have to lie down

#im already lying down #yellowjackets #yellowjackets meta #JUST! DO WE THINK NAT WILL EAT HIM. #i would have said no before she ate jackie along with everyone else. i also do think coach would want nat to eat him #coach would say it's okay you need the strength and he would hate saying it but he'd say it

[infizero]

you guys ever think about how shadow was manipulated and used by people his whole life. not just that, but almost exclusively used by people who are technically his family. constantly having his emotions preyed upon and being tricked into doing terrible things. being told his whole life who he is and what his purpose is by other people. being dehumanized and treated as just a weapon rather than an actual person, to the point where that's how he viewed himself. identity and autonomy are soooo fucking integral to shadow's character and it makes me crazy

#its something that really is so special to me. shadow being able to choose for HIMSELF who he is and his own destiny regardless of #how everyone else views him. i mean no wonder the transgenders love him HE JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL #but srsly gerald eggman black doom FUCK ALL OF YALL!!!!!!! LEAVE THIS GUY ALONE!! LET HIM BE WHO HE WANTS TO BE #AND STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL WHEN PEOPLE ARE LYING TO HIM HES AUTISTIC OK #serena.txt

[youngyoo-apologist]

Kim Roksoo’s parents must have been really sweet and loving people.

Even with all the pain he experienced because of his uncle, and losing his parents, he still didn’t become a bad person when everything was set against him.

Like with the children averaging whatever years old, KRS takes care of them and is in general a good father(I mean I question his lack of communication towards his children, like please tell them you have a healing ability at least tell your kids dude please please please please please) but that’s just a general KRS problem coming from the years and years he spent relying only on himself for various reasons.

His parents probably loved him a lot, they cared for him and they showed him what it was like to be loved. That just makes the fact that they died so early on in his life more terrible. Kim Roksoo may not remember them well, but I like to think that when they were alive, he was happy.

#rambling #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #lcf novel #Kim Roksoo #no but this guy actually needs to tell people abt his healing ability #I’m actually crying #like can he at least tell Raon #lil bro is crying all the time because he thinks Cale will kick the bucket #I imagine that in everyone else’s eyes #Cale is like that one old dog who keeps on living despite the dangerous incidents ut gets into everyday #they must think he’s holding onto life by a thread #I’m crying #I actually dunno if he tells anyone abt vitality of the heart but he should! #Cale is so annoying because he’s coughing up gallons of blood and he’s like ‘no im fine lol’ #LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR #Or at least they think he’s lying #but like #with the amount of times he’s passed out to heal his body #you’d think he’d think abt telling them that he has a healing AP #sighhhhhh Cale…

[multifandom-nerds-blog]

Theory/possible AU on Kai in the neverspace

What if either Nya, Wyldfyre (those two were visibly the most/only ones affected by Kais dissapearing) and the others, or even Kai and Bonzle themselve somehow do manage to open a new gate. So Kai and Bonzle manage to get back to the back merged worlds.

But just like back in s11 with the never realm it turns out that time passes faster there, compared to the merged worlds. So for everyone else a few weeks or months passed when they finally manage to open a portal, but for Kai it's been YEARS. (Preferably at least 10 in my opinion.) The emotional drama would be perfect. Especially cause y'know, Kai isn't a nindroid like Zane and doesn't have any memory loss. The effects of that on him would be really interesting to see.

Though you know. I don't really think they're gonna pull that of. The reason that Zane usually gets hit with the heaviest violence, has so many deaths and so on is cause he's a nindroid and it's a kids show at the end of the day. They can "fix" a nindroid/robot more easily. If Zane loses an arm, he can just put it back on or get a new one without a problem, if a human/biological humanoid loses an arm in the show it's gone. They can get a prosthetic maybe, but their arm is gone, they have trauma and physical pain from it.

So yeah, my theory isn't that likely cause Kai might be the emotinal but not physical punching bag of the writers. It's very unlikely that they would significantly age up just one of the og characters and not the others. I can still dream and we have the world of fanfiction on our side. (Ideas for an AU name please for the case I get more ideas)

#dragons rising spoilers #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising #kai smith #kai ninjago #kai jiang #ninjago bonzle #bonzle #nya smith #ninjago nya #ninjago wyldfyre #reminder that Kai is now officially Wyldfyres dad #everyone saying something else is lying #zane julien #ninjago zane #My head is slowly making up more ideas for this #Also the potential Bonzle and Kai friendship we're gonna get #both in canon and fanon #Cause no matter what happens in canon #They are gonna bond one way ot the other #ninjago: elemental wizard of fire #elemental wizard of fire