#everything is fine and normal and cool :)

[anonymouscreampuff]

if you don't think they can still work, that honestly sounds like a you problem

#fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #finn mertens #marceline abadeer #//honestly i just wanted to doodle golbetty who kills my eyes #and then whoops she has hair now. #alongside;;; other design changes #maybe she's like this bc of some kinda wish #like lets just pretend wishes worked mkay? mkay #or maybe this is basically like a mini copy to keep around simon who knows at this point #i did not plan that far ahead #anyway monster wife lets go #also mans deadass comes home after being missing for gods knows how long #everyone is worried sick about him and he just rolls up like nothing happened with his wife and absolutely nothing is wrong nope sirree #everything is fine and normal and cool :) #ALSO the absolute urge to do a funnie animatic/pmv thing with simon is growing (the pigeon song by cavetown will NOT leave me alone) #anywho hi hello yes im done rambling now goodbye!

[7roaches]

sorrry ppl who donr follow me for utmv dtuff & sorry canon-strict ppll but nm & killer r soo incredibly important to me can u imagine being the embodiment the literal proof that there is bad and pain in this world or being the loowest of the low & then you have a silly bestfriend who u loveclove love lovr love so mjch & ur so fucked up u dont know where u end & your reluctant life purpose begins but u have a silly bestrfriend who wraps your wounds and youure all he reallyneeds & hes all you really need do you get it. do you get it. do you get it.

#cool posts #delete later maybe #utmv #nightmare sans #killer sans #‘they hate eachither in canon’ I DONT CARE 🔥🔥🔥 ‘they only like being evil’ I DONT CARE 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #actually thats not true i do care that they r evil & i do think theyre evil & like being evil #theyvhate eachother sobmuch they love eachother so much they r indifferent to the other theyvwoukd kill eachother for a greater purpose #they have to see eachothers faces every day for decades mimicing some memory of the past they get to see eachothers faces every day with the #warmth accumulated over being obligated tonsokeone for so long hed saw off his arm if he was chained to him hed take a bullet for him & he h #as before and will again and agoan and again #DO YOU GET IT. DO YOU GET IT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND #i have have have to draw this out words arent enough i canr explain clearly enough they r such deep in depth characters to me. #just interpret everything i say as correct #its also 1am. but i canr forget this i have to type it out even if its shittty #what daydreammjng every wakng moment for 6 years about 2 guys does to a mf #i also think this applies no mayter how u interpret their relationship #ok ok ok i’m ok im fine im normal im so normal im done

[imaginepostingonsideblogs]

guy experiencing the 'no knowledge of the passage of time' and 'forgetting about the existence of large swathes of the world when he is not Looking Directly At Them And Even Then Its Like A 50/50 Chance' disorder voice: bwugh

#HI. HI... #how longs it been #no seriously how longs it been i have no idea #it feels simultaneously like three months and nine years skull emoji #maybe its only been two minutes but oh well WHATEVRR hi folks #its me. ya boy. im alive i swear #FIVE DAYS. alright. thats cool thats cool #oh i am not reconnected with reality yet i can feel it #okay im definitely going to delete this in the morning this is like a slow decent into madness atp #tldr. im fine. hello. everythings fine and normal #thumbs up

[icewindandboringhorror]

examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

#BEGONE!!! *wizard beam blast leaving a black smoking crater in the middle of the tumblr dashboard* #I think another downside to everyone doing everything on phone apps on shitty tiny screens nowadays is the inability to really see details #of an image and thus its easier to share BLATANTLY fake things like.. even 'good' ai art has pretty obvious tells at this point #but especially MOST of it is not even 'good' and will have details that are clearly off or lines that dont make sense/uneven (like the imag #of a house interior and in the corner there's a cabinet and it has handles as if it has doors that open but there #are no actual doors visible. or both handles are slightly different shapes. So much stuff that looks 'normal' at first glance #but then you can clearly tell it's just added details with no intention or thought behind it. a pattern that starts and then just abruptly #doesn't go anywhere. etc. etc. ) #the same thing with how YEARS ago when I followed more fashion type blogs on tumblr and 'colored hair' was a cool ''''New Thing''' instead #of being the norm now basically. and people would share photos of like ombre hair designs and stuff that were CLEARLY photoshop like #you could LITERally see the coloring outside of the lines. blurs of color that extend past the hair line to the rest of the image #or etc. But people would just share them regardless and comment like 'omg i wish I could do this to my hair!' or 'hair goallzzzz!! i #wonder what salon they went to !!' which would make me want to scream and correct them everytime ( i did not lol) #hhhhhhggh... literally view the image on anything close to a full sized screen and You Will SEe #I don't know why it's such a pet peeve of mine. I think just as always I'm obsessed with the reality and truth of things. most of the thing #that annoy me most about people are situations in which people are misinterpreting/misunderstanding how something works or having a misconc #eption about somehting thats easily provable as false or etc. etc. Even if it's harmless for some random woman on facebook to believe that #this AI generated image of a cat shaped coffee machine is actually a real product she could buy somewhere ... I still urgently #wish I could be like 'IT IS ALL AN ILLUSION. YOU SEE???? ITS NOT REALL!!!!! AAAAA' hjhjnj #Like those AI shoes that went around for a while with 1000000s of comments like 'omg LOVE these where can i get them!?' and it's like YOU #CANT!!! YOU CANT GET THEM!!! THEY DONT EXIST!!! THE EYELETS DONT EVEN LINE UP THE SHOES DONT EVEN #MATCH THE PATTERNS ARE GIBBERISH!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THEY ARE NOT REAL!??!!' *sobbing in the rain like in some drama movie* #Sorry I'm a pedantic hater who loves truth and accuracy of interpretation and collecting information lol #I think moreso the lacking of context? Like for example I find the enneagram interesting but I nearly ALWAYS preface any talking about it #with ''and I know this is not scientifically accurate it's just an interesting system humans invented to classify ourselve and our traits #and I find it sociologically fascinating the same way I find religion fascinating'. If someone presented personality typing information wit #out that sort of context or was purporting that enneagram types are like 100% solid scientific truth and people should be classified by the #unquestionaingly in daily life or something then.. yeah fuck that. If these images had like disclaimers BIG in the image description somewh #re like 'this is not a real thing it's just an AI generated image I made up' then fine. I still largely disagree with the ethics behind AI #art but at least it's informed. It's the fact that people just post images w/o context or beleive a falsehood about it.. then its aAAAAAA

[mishy-mashy]

That opinion that every happy ending involves getting married and having kids and it's happily ever after? This does NOT apply to the Astrea family AT ALL.

Case Study #1: Wilhelm and Theresia

They marry and have a kid, go through that typical line of a happy end... but in reality, Wilhelm loves his wife too much, and it's a problem

(especially after said wife dies and he blames everyone else in his family and Oh, Look! Family Drama!™)

Happily ever after? He's estranged himself from the Astreas now, blames his own grandson, and goes on a long journey of revenge. His son's become an alcoholic, his daughter-in-law is dead to the world, and he just left the Astrea family to be handled by the mess that is Heinkel

Wilhelm was so obsessed with his wife, thought his kid might've been a genius (he was not), and when his wife was gone, he was pretty quick to turn around and leave

And where was he before Theresia even died? Where was Theresia, too? When Heinkel couldn't get a job, when Louanna became a Sleeping Beauty, or when people broke into the Astrea manor?

Reinhard was five when Theresia died. These events all happened before that, and they're... enjoying retirement, I guess?

Case #2: Louanna and Heinkel

First off, they married young. Well, to us, it's young, but remember, the age they can start getting married is 15. They're in something like a medieval period. Being around 18 or 19 is totally plausible to get married for them. As we've seen with Priscilla, age gaps aren't a problem either

Heinkel has a beautiful wife and has a kid, and all is well for exactly two years. Then his wife is Gluttony-ed, and everything goes downhill from then on

Heinkel...

... has little talent for the sword, yet is stuck between two generations of Sword Saints (his mother and his son)

... doesn't qualify for the "van" in his name

... can't even get a proper job on his own

... almost loses Reinhard when he's FOUR

... is searching for a cure for his wife that involves killing the dragon that protects their kingdom

... has not kept his wife's state under wraps so nearly everyone knows and can gossip

... verbally abuses even those who try to help him and then regrets it when it's too late

... lost to his own 5-year old kid in a sword duel despite training his whole life himself

... is aware that national laws have been made to restrict his son

... has a job for the sake of appearances with no actual responsibility

... 's job is being done for him by someone about half his age and is otherwise just a knight (Julius)

Heinkel grew up with two heroes for parents, realized he could never match up to even the family general standard, but he does get a beautiful wife and son... and then his wife disappears in what might've the peak of his marriage, and his son has all the talent in the world—something Heinkel might've dreamed of having

Case 3: Reinhard.

Reinhard is obviously expected to marry and have a child to continue the Divine Protection, but that too is just another responsibility he's burdened with.

He's someone with so many Divine Protections that he can see the reality of what each is like. What if he doesn't want his kid to go through having the one that brings so much family expectation (Sword Master)?

Does Reinhard even lose that blessing if it's passed on? Does he just keep his copy and the next one has it too?

Would Reinhard actually feel relieved because his own child now shoulders the responsibilities he had to deal with over the Divine Protection?

Does Reinhard even have a proper understanding of how to express love, or what parental love looks like, if the two cases above are his main examples?

It's been stated that Reinhard would marry whoever the world chose. He isn't going to choose, and especially not for love. Reinhard's just an existence trying to please everyone and live up to their expectations because there's too much at stake that it's impossible to do otherwise

Example: what if he doesn't do right and everyone is dissapointed or leaves?

What even happened during the shady relationship Reinhard and Heinkel apparently had when Reinhard was younger?

In fact, the Astrea family problems started AFTER they got married. Except Reinhard, but that's because he already has to deal with the problems from the marriages of those before him, and they still haven't been solved or even ignored

#just woke up so I'll look at this later #checked in and remembered this applies to Subaru too #he marries Rem in an IF and everything's fine... but then he's back where he started #sure it was a happy “ending” but it wasnt the right and proper ending #b99 Rosa said something about how marrying having kids and being happy is just something TV does #and a lot of marriages in Re:Zero have problems or a not-good future #Emilia's parents are an unknown #Julius's parents died helping others and Julius was thrust into the position of the Juukulius heir away from his normal #Carol and Grimm just witness the mess that is the Astrea family despite being from its time of even before the Demihuman war #Lilianas parents dont care that she left and just think it'd be cool to replace her with another kid #priscilla with all her husbands dying soon after marriage #regulus makes the problems in all his relationships #i had thoughts i couldnt articulate and now ive lost my train of thought #rezero #re zero #re:zero #astrea #oh well

[ahdriking]

ngl I'm finding it so difficult to see all the cutesy mileapo content mixed in with all the kinnporsche filth I'm getting whiplash like oh ok you're gonna be super PG-13 on tour & I just have to forget about the dry humping & licking??

Me, an intellectual, watching cute mileapo content from KPWT: Wow this is so nice, so wholesome aha

Me, an unhinged heathen with permanent brainrot: hey guys remember when

#AND WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE EVERYTHINGS FINE #PLAY IT COOL GUYS #ACT NORMAL #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series

[waterbottlqueen]

2BAD

#shui draws #opm #one punch man #metal bat opm #badd opm #garou opm #batarou #GROROAGGHHHHHGHRHHHHHHHHH #THEY LOOK SO COOL #i dont normally obsess obver my art like this but WHOAOAOOHHHHHHh #my back hurts now though #and my wrist #and everything because i stayed up until like 2 #im fine i think #this was done in mspaint too #i think im going crazy #4-6 hours on this methinks #rips out hair #one brush and three colours #because theres no layers i had to open up a seperate canvas and use that and then paste it in it was too much work holy shitballs #im never doing this again (im going to do this again) #IF YOU SAW ME POST THIS WHEN IT WAS JUST BADD NO YOU DIDNT #actually im pretty sure no one saw it ngl #had like. one note i think

[grammarpedant]

.

#they really don't tell you about how grieving changes your brain #changes your state of mind and whatever #you think you're doing fine and normal and processing everything then suddenly your brain hits you with #'i think we've been a half-finished and unreal thing for your entire life' #cool thanks where did that come from #vent post #personal #queue

[benetnvsch]

kunikida plushie quite literally the reason yesterday wasn't the worst day of my life LMAO

#I'M FINE BTW NOW JUST feel like im in some alternate dimension oguhghhh #THE Stabbing wasn't like an attack btw just a Normal Medical procedure gone wrong </3 #nothing like almost feinting in public twice after watching someone commit medical malpractice on ur family YIPEE /lh #sibling is fine btw but Man Stressful #got light headed after and nearly feinted in a public place and completely lost my visions (it was just colors and dark swirls) and had to- #grab onto my sibling to lead me back to the car lolzz #it wasn't a Walmart either just just was Funnier to me #kite draws #kite's ocs #kitson alkaid #koi ursae #I need to draw these two more they're my everything ........ #me: wants ppl to know abt my ocs - also me: never posts ocs :manstandingemoji: #still have a migraine #and fully feeling effects of it all today which sucks suhhhghhghghg #this is like being hungover but without the fun LMAO #kunikida plushie and kunikida + Dazai mochis were waiting for me when I got home though #so thats cool #converting my sister into a second hand Kunikida fan btw #she just calls him 'Ur Guy' though cuz she doesn't remember his names

[franeridan]

nah man I get hancock I really do if I had to pick a single man in the whole history of the world to fall for I'd pick luffy too, who are we kidding

#i love kuja island its a cool spin on the amazon myth and all the designs for the girls are extremely fun #i wish luffy had spent more active on screen time there the girls are fun #also i never spent too long thinking about it but it makes sense kuma would send him there #since he was trying to hide him and that's like #the only island that's completely off limits for anyone who's not a resident #smart thinking ! #also during the fight with the sisters they talk about conqueror haki and i thought about how zoro has it and #UGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he loves luffy so much!!! HE LOVES LUFFY SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! #it's LITERALLY in his very nature to stand at the top and follow noone and he still loves luffy so much he'd follow him to hell #he said so!!! on page!!!!! he would!!!!!!!!! #they repeat it a whole lot during the manga too #how a man like zoro could be a captain himself #how it's weird there's someone above him #he loves luffy so much he goes against everything anyone would expect of him to stay by him....... p l e a s e 😭😭😭 #on a slightly unrelated not just before being sent away nami looks at luffy and Cries and Asks for Help and luffy can't save her and I just #AUUUGHHHHH the callback!!! to her arc!!!!! and how while he tries to get back on the sea luffy thinks about her specifically!!!!!! #FUCK!!!!!!! #I'm fine I'm normal I'm not crying about something i first read 14 years ago what are you talking about hahahahaha

[lucalicatteart]

Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 15: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression

(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)

Yesterday's poll decided that The Adventurer should purchase some new shoes for himself while he's in the city...

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It costs quite a bit of coin, but in the end he decides that having a new sturdy pair of boots will serve him well on his travels. After he's done in the shop, he rushes back to the local inn before nightfall, eventually settling into a somewhat restless sleep..

The next morning, he orders some cheap vegetable stew from a food stall, then lounges in a park as he has his breakfast, watching the squirrels weave through flowering trees and birds pecking about in the dewy grass.. When finished with his meal (and sufficiently recovered from the emotional turmoil of burning his tongue on the soup), he quickly sells his old pair of shoes to a sketchy pawn shop before finally getting back to his journey...

By his calculations, if he he walks all day, it should only be two more sleeps before he gets to his destination, so he sets out to travel as efficiently as possible. He doesn't have the money to rent a cart, or the skill to ride a borrowed horse, but, he does have some fancy new walking shoes and a renewed sense of purpose. No more meandering through fields looking for flowers, napping in the shade, or scanning the ground for cool rocks.. He's going to focus this time!

......After a few hours, he comes across a broken down carriage in the middle of the road, with few people surrounding it, seemingly stuck trying to repair a wheel or something. It's hard to discern from afar..

Maybe if he helps them, he could get a free ride.. or some coins.. or make a new lifelong friend! Who knows? Possibilities flood his mind, this is what adventuring is all about! Wandering into interesting situations and making the most out of them!! .. But, then he recalls his previous oath.. he's supposed to focus today and not allow himself to sidetracked.. And who says he has the skills to help anyway? It could always just be a waste of time... Hmm...

What should he do?

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Additional Information

the adventurer's current main quest: follow his map to reach the abandoned castle ruins and see the rare animal specialist about the mysterious egg he has

#paventure posting #poll #polls #choose your own adventure #GHWOOPPPs yeah it's been an entire month basically since the last one ghj.. I said I was trying to get back on schedule.. idk what happened #I guess I initially thought that april would be a less busy month but then it actually ended up being MORE busy with a ton of appointments #and stuff so then I had like no time. on top of trying to get a lot of other stuff done... so.. eughhh #I DO STILL want to keepon track of this more though. I want to at least get him to the abandoned castle so he can complete #his quest. I think like. the first poll a lot of people seemed to like and care about and participate in so it was kind of like 'oh! cool! #it can be a fun collaborative story with a lot of people!' but then gradually less people participate or care so then I kind of allow mysel #to slack with it as well liike 'oh its fine if I miss a day or two here and there' which then turns into a month when I have other stuff #to do lol. Because it does still take time. like maybe 2 hours to put a post together. even if the art and writing is relatively rushed and #quick. Especially since polls are not editable once posted so half the time is just proofreading the post and tags 15 times #just to make super sure there's no errors or etc. lol.. But trying to clear two hours of time during an already hectic day for something #that generally speaking very few people are engaged with or care about at all when it's meant to be interactive (like with normal art #or costumes or other stuff I do - low interaction doesnt bother me since that's not the point/it's not as relevant. but with an actual poll #you do want like.. the most poeple possible to vote on it etc. lol) so it's like.. ehhh #I was originally thinking like 'oh i could do this for an entire year and tell like a whole story and it'd be cool to see where it ends #up eventually after so long and the community kind of choosing the direction of everything!' but now its like 'well people care significant #ly less about the following polls than they did the first one so maybe not As Big Of A Thing but I do at least want to finish the current #thing going on' etc. I mean if in the next few posts it becomes More Of A Thing then it's very fluid. I could do it for longer #but with the way things are looking it's like. is it worth the time investment when i ALSO have 800 other creative projects I'm meant to be #working on?? etc. etc. ANYWAY though.. Still there will probably be at least 10 or however many more since there's still like 1-2 more days #before he even gets to the castle plus then doing things AT the place. #I want to continue his journey!!!!! I also have just felt sick and weird and so unfocused for a while eughhh.. sorry #OO I almost forgot about his injury from the fight. i had to just add it in the last moment lol.. SEE this is why I proofread 100 times #I can't edit polls so they have to be Correct the first time.. ueghhh

[darehearts]

i love james tiberius kirk a normal amount

#-nervous laughter- it's a normal amount and it's totally not like?? #an unhinged amount. everything is cool everything is chill skdfskf #i don't get all giddy and happy when i get on this blog. i'm fine..... #I'M VERY NORMAL ABOUT HIM #-breathes into a bag- #dont mind me glitter bombs i am just manifesting #tbd

[dennisboobs]

misery

#i have so much i want to do with this fic the options are kind of overwhelming #and im trying to keep it canon compliant which is. almost an impossible task lol #like... timeline wise. #ada speaks #its just. breaking dennis. tearing him down to his absolute lowest and having him pretend he's so fucking normal while he loses his mind #and then season 13 starts :))) and haha havent you missed me guys i didn't miss you and everything is fine & normal #i didn't just have the absolute worst year of my life and have my ego ground to dust #after trying so hard to be the best i possibly can. opening myself up and being vulnerable and real and failing so hard. so spectacularly. #i've just confirmed my worst fears of being like my father. couldnt hack it as a dad. i'm giving up and accepting that i'm truly worthless. #but i'm still the same old dennis. haha. heehee. i'm back. is anyone going to ask why. no? ok. cool. good. let's pretend everything is fine #business as usual.

[unluckyprime]

“the future soon” by Jonathan coulton is sooooo hermie unworthy hear me out . listen guys .

#I am ill it’s 1 am #dndads #hermie the unworthy #heard this song on a normal playlist tonight and said #nono this is so hermie . #like when the singer is talking about the future like “everything’s ok bc in the future I’ll be so cool and slay and roboty ‘ #reads very much hermie using his acting as an escape like . he’s his role everythigns fine #Smthn abt the silly theatricality and storytelling abt the bionic eye robot war thing is so . him #i will wake up tmrw and be like ‘wtf this is incomprehensible’ and delete it #someone listen to this and tell me if I’m crazy #I need to talk about hermie so bad . cries

[cascigarette]

ohhhh my goddddd im just going to have to take meds the rest of my life huh. like I won't be able to function with missing one day. like im just a fucking mess without them im fucking bedridden im fucking going insane. im in my early 20s and for the REST of my LIFE I am ruled by these little pills. im soooo frustrated

#vent #mine #like i accidentally forgot to pick up my meds and have gone a day and a half without one of them. ONE of them #and i had to leave work early #bc i truly am feeling like. awful #like verging on a panic attack might throw up head hurts brain zaps self harm urges the whole shebang #and its my fault! for not picking them up! i geniunely just forgot and my pharmacy didnt remind me either #im starting to spiral a bit 🙃 #and it didnt help that my manager was like. not understanding about me leaving #even though ive only had 3 days off in the last month #!!!!! im fine im normal everythings cool !!!!! #sh mention #for the tags

[balladetto]

cont. from here / @gloryseized

     Forgot. He forgot.

     An isolated part of Link knows that isn't the right word for it. Realises, distantly, how unfair this maybe is of him — as though this is something Shion should think to remember for him when he only knows the bits and pieces of Link that are polished enough to be seen. As though Shion's the strange one for being some amount of normal about the moon. But this is how he puts it: I forgot, and the voice that would argue against the surge of hurt that spears through Link's veins is not loud.

     ( He's too cold with fear to care to strain his ears to listen for it. )

     The world bleeds in cinders, ashes of red that curl up in the lungs breathing them in like wildfire fumes. Everything sways. Everything shudders. It's the trembling of an earth that cannot move away from the moon that seeks to consume it, and Link— braces himself, stumbles over himself, catches himself on too small hands and knees; is in two places at once without it registering that he's actually stuck, actually frozen, actually unmoved from where he's standing and sinking into a shell carved from echoes of another time and world.

     The head won't shake. The fingers dart down, then up, then for the pouch they will not ungrip as nnnn clings to gritted teeth. It's a twitch of a sound he can't fully release while Tatl urges in an ear, the song! The song, play the song!

     Link doesn't know what this is. He doesn't know what the moon wants. He doesn't know how to ask when all he can do is look up at Shion, heart pounding a horrified rhythm, and think of what he will lose to the ocarina he can trace beneath the leather separating it from his touch this time.

#gloryseized #02. gloryseized #( ah. this is cool. this is fine i am so okay and normal #'yeah full moons generally make him uneasy' < this is so past uneasy it's not even funny (whoops) #putting this ummm a little early in their travels together because it feels like a good spot to at least touch base on #triggers and boundaries (once everything is chill again ofc lskfjdglk) #if you need me to clarify anything because everything is a Mess with him rn please feel free to ask <3 ) #* lionheart / ic. #* ic / para. #* v / from the ashes. #ask to tag /