See Christmas in the loz universe wouldn’t be “Christmas” since Christianity was retconned and only arguably canon in the first place so it would make more sense for it to be Hylia related somehow since she shed her divinity in a manner somewhat reminiscent of Jesus Christ but in several games Hylia isn’t even mentioned beyond a lake being named after her so I don’t know if it would be about the three golden goddesses or if Hyruleans would still celebrate Hylia and the meaning was gradually lost throughout the years much like how Christmas in our modern day has been watered down and the Christian aspect is largely ignored or pushed to the side plus I’m not sure if it would be called Hyliamas since the roots of Christmas refer to literally Christ’s Mass and since I don't think they have mass in Hyrule so it would more likely be "Hylia’s Day” or something similar like that
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Dear Santa...
With three weeks until Christmas, here’s my list for Santa:
1. Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men (and women, and the non-binary, too).
2. A 10 percent raise in worldwide IQ.
3. A 20 percent raise in Pittsburgh-wide IQ.
4. A benefit concert performed by Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Julian Lennon, and Dhani Harrison. And, Dave Grohl, too. Because, why not?!
5. Alex Trebek’s (now Ken Jennings’) job on Jeopardy! (And a tennis ball gun to fire at contestants who give bonehead responses!)
6. A copy of William Shakespeare’s First Folio.
7. Someone (I'm looking at you, Kenneth Branagh!) to make a good film adaptation of Romeo and Juliet.
8. A franchise quarterback for the New York Jets.
9. A publisher for my novelette Heroes Rise Again. And, for Peter Jackson to turn it into three movies!
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christmas dinner at palmetto
jean and wymack are "not arguing" by keeping their voices as low as possible while exchanging the rudest passive aggressive insults known to man
abby is shaking her head and sipping from the expensive wine that kevin brought
and kevin is ignoring the homicide to be while obsessive double checking that all the gifts were brought in and are ready under the tree and "kevin darling you don't have to keep checking, the elf on the shelf isn't going to steal them and sprint out the door like neil-"
DYING TO BE IN THE JEAN-WYMACK TABLE RIGHT NOW........ i need to see them being passive aggressive to each other........... they're both releasing arsenic into the air and kevin's like my family~ :) the foxes have an expert tabling system that allows for no arguments to be brought up in their christmas dinner but they rarely allocate for jean so he always gets sat with wymack and they never let each other have a good christmas. it's tradition at this point. you can see how hard wedding tables planning will be now that kevin married this man
my friend and i have a kevjean au where kevin and thea get divorced a little bit after having their daughter and thea goes out to travel for a period after realizing much of her life has been only about the nest and what the ravens wanted of her even years post-college, and kevin ends up being a stay at home dad of sort post-retirement. this is important because i am going to tell you this: when jean becomes a stepfather he takes it SERIOUSLY. a mix of booze and whimsy forces him to dress as santa claus for amalia one christmas and now he does it every year with no exception. i need you to imagine jean moreau dressed up as santa for kevin's little daughter. ok. i need you to visualize that with me
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Cedric: *after Sofia gives him her friendship* My dark, evil heart... it's turning lighter! Suddenly, my whole outlook has changed from bad to good!
Sofia: Great!
Cedric: Ah, but will it last? I really am a mean and despicable wizard at heart, you know. *sadly* It's so difficult to really change.
Sofia: *Difficult? *laughing* Why, look here. Changing from bad to good's as easy as taking your first step!
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor
You put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door
You never will get where you're going
If ya never get up on your feet
Come on, there's a good tailwind blowing
A fast-walking man is hard to beat!
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor
You put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door
If you want to change your direction
If your time of life is at hand
Well, don't be the rule; be the exception
A good way to start is to stand!
Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking across the floor
You put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door!
Cedric:
If I want to change the reflection
I see in the mirror each morn...
(Sofia: Oh, you do?)
You mean that it's just my election?
(Sofia: Just that!)
To vote for a chance to be reborn? Woo-hoo!
Sofia: Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor
You put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door
Sofia and Cedric: Put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking 'cross the floor
You put one foot in front of the other
And soon you'll be walking out the door!
Put One Foot in Front of the Other - Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Lyrics) [4K HD] (youtube.com)
FR, GUYS, CLICK ON THE LINK AND LISTEN TO IT. IT'S SO CEDRIC-CODED (and the Winter Warlock is a sorcerer too, just with winter powers). I love how this song is a brilliant metaphor for just going for it, taking a risk, and to keep on trying... similar to the Sorcerer's Secret!
(I love this song. It's the most motivational song ever!!)
@moonypears-blog @fantadym @bettathanyou
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