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saucy-mesothelioma · 1 month
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People who don't watch Mystery Science Theater 3000, explain what's happening in this scene:
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I really appreciate that the majority of my dash vis-à-vis The Pathetic Little Meow Meow Controversy is either “no! Harry is the clear winner! you fools!” followed by just a wall of examples of why Harry is the most pathetic of meow meows ranging from the multitude of deaths he can suffer (everyone mentions the chair but personally my fav is being just too sad because fucking same bratan) to the fact that he regularly gets ragged on by a coked out child who calls him slurs. 
and then on the other side people saying “this is as it should be. this is the sign of the foretold meow meow of lore. he’s so pathetic that he can’t even win a competition that’s practically made for him. the wettest loserboy is chosen.” like a group of sardonic monks that have accepted that the world is going to end (there are 9,855 days remaining) with all the grace they can muster and all the while actively refusing to acknowledge the other contestant even exists. 
and honestly that’s very Disco. 
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machinecreature · 1 year
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long story short my imac is having problems again so i am in the office today and i’m probably stinky cuz i didn’t have time to shower . and i got a large cold brew on the way so i’m going to be like ray person on ripped fuel today
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transmasc-slykinnie · 2 years
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So while I was away I tried my hand at making this fem minao angst animatic thing just for fun but then I remembered oh hey I don't do animatics or know HOW to and didn't finish it bsbsbdvwnr but here's what I did manage to get done
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trashy-greyjoy · 3 months
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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dramatic-dolphin · 9 months
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"europeans are soooo much more enlightened and anti-racist than americans" haha sooo true, quick question, how do you feel about romani people?
‼️THIS POST IS ABOUT ANTI-ROMANI SENTIMENT. DO NOT DERAIL. ‼️
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shesnake · 1 year
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this was in response to a now deleted tweet by an adult about disney channel "falling off" and I think about it all the time when people my age complain about teen media
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headlesshorsemanxiii · 2 months
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Fuck, do I ever need cheering up.
Or a blow job which, by dint of being a blow job, would probably cheer me up.
So what I guess I'm saying is that I wouldn't mind being cheered up with a blow job.
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cherierer · 4 months
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i think lil nas x continuously doing blasphemy to christianity is really funny and correct actually he should do it more
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hopskip-andajump · 7 months
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I did a blorbo bingo but with the he/they swag
Card stolen borrowed from @pidgefudge(
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tibli · 2 months
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I love when arthropods have a pseudopupil. It's so whimsical and cute, and they come in so many varieties!!
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little kitty cat eyes!!!
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bombastic side eyes!!!!
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cartoon character eyes!!!!
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bigass anime eyes!!!!!
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BE NOT AFRAID eyes!!!!!
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going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:
There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’
like wow babe. good fucking point
#like you were on the ground biting the carpet and dry sobbing while you wrote that and still. good fucking point#not a shitpost#cptsd#and it's true. there's never a satisfying answer#the truth is i know why i wasn't loved#i analyzed my parent's traumas and abuse to death. i understand why i alienated and was alienated from my siblings#i know why my mom was too overwhelmed to be capable of nurturing#i know why my dad vanished into addiction and avoidance#the details of our cycles of trauma and cptsd and family history i have a phd in all of it#i understood perfectly. i spent years studying and now i knew the answer#and guess what? IT WAS NOT SATISFYING!!!#because they still didn't love me! and i still couldn't change that!#it was still a completely unsatisfying state of affairs!#so like. when the people who are supposed to love you...don't.#when the people who are supposed to take care of you...fail to#you can look for answers and reasons and explanations#but that's not actually going to FIX your situation.#and it's probably not within your ability TO fix the situation. (and definitely not your job)#because you don't need answers--you need a new situation#*inserts Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!! (Running Skeleton) Meme*#and yes. walking out isn't always possible.#but for you i hope it will be one day soon. and i hope you build the courage to take that leap.#stepping away from the people who failed to love you...it feels like being untethered but also like being lighter than air#new and scary. immensely relieving. the future opens up. empty but empty like a canvas. blindingly bright until your eyes adjust#like climbing out of a pit you called home and for the first time realizing how bright the light of day can truly be#when you aren't just getting glimpses from the bottom of a hole
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panstarry · 1 month
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my final from last semester that i made into a zine. cooked this one up in a couple hours before the critique (the ink was still wet!), so it's very raw and kind of sloppy but the sentiment is there. i love you trans people of color. we are the backbone of this community 🌟
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stellarynn · 6 months
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You're in a meaningless hypothetical competition and your opponent comes out with this, wyd?
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lastoneout · 7 months
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Pacific Rim is the best movie ever made for the same reason Sif is the best boss in Dark Souls. It's not bcs of quality or craftmanship or whatever it's bcs when I hear "giant robots fighting giant monsters with the power of love" and "huge wolf with a big fucking sword" I am overcome with the urge to scream "HELL FUCKING YEAH" at the top of my lungs before headbutting a wall so hard I leave a dent in the plaster.
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lazylittledragon · 24 days
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i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD
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