#fucking shit up - and each other - for 900 years

[ironbatpaperturtle]

I love time travel, soo lets do this (btw this is what I interpret is what happened in Eden)

PT 1: Time travel AU

Adam died and wakes back to Eden, only this time it wasn't at the very start. No. It was the time wherein Lilith and Lucifer started getting to know each other.

Secretly meeting up, Lilith avoiding Adam, and Lucifer distracting Adam by appointing duties.

If this was the Adam before, before the whole apple free-well, before the 900 years of trying to stay alive on Earth with his wife Eve, before a millenia or so of living in Heaven witnessing the horrors of Earth and killing his own decendants then he'd feel betrayed, hurt.

But he can't, because this time, oh this time. Adam has a plan. Everyone seems to assume that Adam can't think of plans, but Adams had years of experience and a hoard of brutal bad bitches to respect him, for a reason.

A little out of pocket and unappropriate comments doesn't change that.

Since this Lucifer isn't violent compared to the Lucifer Adam knew in the future then it won't matter how disrespectful he'd be to him.

Now here comes the plan. All Adam had to do was simple really. Nothing. Well not nothing. Specifically he'll act like he still has the hots for Lilith, let them get together and once he gets Eve, teach Eve about snakes.

If Even still eats the apple then Adam won't be fooled. The only reason Adam ate that damned apple was because he didn't want to lose Eve.

But eternal paradise vs a wife he forcefully won't love, bitch it aint rocket science. Besides, even without humanity Adam already knows shit, shit thats relevant like who tf wants jazz? From now on the only songs Adam will sing would be rock. Speaking of rock.

Adam misses his guitar.

He needs to ask an angel to poof him one or something. Making one takes time, not to mention he'd have to make the materials to make one.

Other than Lucifer, the only ones who actually visit would be Michael, rare, and Sera even rarer.

Adam paced in circles, unaware of the baby ducks following behind.

"ADAM!"

"Jesu-- Jezz!" Adam snapped his gaze to the figure in front of him and glared at the Angel.

"Sorry . . . Its just . . . Are you okay?" Lucifers wings shifted unused to the glare presented to him. Adams never looked at him like that before. It was . . . unnerving.

Adam eased his glare, relaxing his shoulders just a tad bit before presenting a wide grin.

"Lucifer!" Adam raised both his arms walking towards Lucifer to engulf him in a hug. Eugh. "I had a . . . dream? Yes I'll call it a dream. I had a dream of playing an instrument of sorts, one that has multiple vines attached to it, I think? And whenever I pull these vines I can create sounds, not just any sounds, but sounds that have melody"

Lucifer brightned up, dreams! Adams having dreams. This could only mean that Adam would soon seek and eat the forbiden fruit. Now he didn't have to keep pressuring Adam, now all three of them would explore what's around Earth, find free will, and create unimaginable ideas.

Granted he has to figure out how to make Lilith and Adam become civil with each other. But he can work on that after the apple.

Adam shifted both of his arms ontop the angels shoulder waiting for his response. C'mon fucker answer.

"Well those could be the instrument harp Sera's always been fond of" Lucifer laughed out, wrapping his arms around the first mans waist.

Tsk

"Ah really? But these are held different"

Lucifer in his current happy mood, didn't register the implications of Adams words. Instead he laughed again "How else would you hold a string instrument, unless we're talking about the fiddle I own"

Shit

Adam bit his lip, the guitar was invented by humans. The only musical instruments Angels know are the Harp, Piano, Fiddle, Flute, Organ and the Viola.

"Ohh" guess Adam would have to make it himself. Fucking weak. "Well I have to go"

Adam pushed himself out of Lucifers grip, turning around and gracefully side stepping the baby ducks that were following him.

"Where will you be going?"

"I'm trying to find my wife, Lilith" with Adams back to Lucifer, Lucifer didn't see how Adams eyes shifted into a glare. And Adam didn't need to look to know how Lucifer became anxious at the mention of her name.

Keep her you filthy wife stealer.

"I see . . . Well you should give her space she's probably doing her chores"

"I would like to invite her to rest with me then, she's probably tired from all those chores, afterall, I haven't seen her in a long time" regardless of how Adam sounded so innocent, a grin couldn't stop itself from forming on his face. He knows how possesive Lucifer is.

"Lilith takes her chores seriously, with precision might I add" Lucifers nervousness was replaced with a stern tone.

Just like Sera. Ugh, boring

"I see, well she can stop to rest with her husband. After all she's mine, is she not?"

Adam quickly wiped the grin off his face, turning back to face Lucifer and present a toothy grin. Finding amusement in Lucifers stern yet scrunched face.

"Would you like to help me?" Adam tilted his head, batting his lashes like how he did when he was mocking Liliths brat.

"Sadly I cannot" Lucifer masked his irritation with a tight-lipped smile. Fake ass "But I hope you will find her"

With that Lucifer vanished in a puff of angelic smoke.

----

"Just yesterday he was yelling at me, telling me about my purpose as his wife" Lilith nervously claimed, her head settled on the angels lap. They sat ontop a large boulder that overlooks the barrier between Eden and whats outside. What could be more.

Lilith closed her eyes, usually Adam wasn't like this, sure he could be a bit overwhelming but this felt . . . different. He would instruct Lilith but he'd do it with a certain tone and body language. This one is like a new different version of Adam. Has something happened?

Days progressed like that, Lilith mushing to Lucifer about how Adams been far more controllive, telling her what and what not to do. He'd even say words that she doesn't know exist. What's a pocket pussy?

Lucifer at this point felt dejected, he didn't think that his first friend would act like this. To his partner of all things. He also thought that when Adam dreamed he'd have a chance of more likely eating the apple but so far nothing.

Lucifer sighed, petting the head of the first woman. A woman so independent, fierce, caring, beatiful and so much more.

"Lucifer" Lilith rose her head, her lips mere inches apart from Lucifers. And suddenly they knew.

----

Just between a tree was Adam watching sll this happen with a grin. I win.

Adam turned around, he'd come back after there little sex sesh. Right now he has questions.

Why is he still in Eden if he has free will?

Shouldn't it be that he gets thrown away from Eden once he learns what free will is. This body of his didn't eat the apple. But his body before? future? Whatever, did.

He can say as much as curse words, knows shame and the good and bad. His not as pure minded as he was when he was in Eden. So why wasn't he thrown out?

Total banger but creepy as shit.

Adam gazed at the forbidden fruits. Carefully he reached out and plucked one out. He can see the reflection of his face.

If he eats this, what would happen. What if it turns him back to being someone without free will? What if it'll kill him? What if the sersphims find out and he'd be thrown out of Eden just like last time? Then that would mean all those acting would be for nothing.

But the temptation was raw, ever since Adam unlocked his free will he'd become more implusive and temptation was easy to succumb to. A total opposite of what he was before.

Adam held onto the apple, clutching it with his hand and procceded to bury it underneath the tree. Dirt caked between his fingertips. He wiped the sweat of his head, stood and spun. Turning back to where Lilith and Lucifer lay and where he would soon get rid of weeds.

----

"Lucifer . . ." Lilith mumbled chest heaving from exhaustion, she gazed the eyes of he angel above her, she'd never felt pleasure like this before.

"Lili--"

"Lilith!" Adam cried out eyes brimming with tears, fists shaking.

Lucifer and Lilith drew closer to each other, watching as the first mans eyes darted from his first wife to his first friend.

Lucifer was the first one to get his bearings "Adam listen--"

"No!" Adam cried out this time tears were freely falling from his face, he glared, teeth bared "How could you".

Both Lilith and Lucifer flinced from the snarl full of hatred. Oops dial it back.

"You were supposed to be my wife! Mine!" Adam yelled giving off the illusion of desperation, just like when it happened the first time. Just like when he was about to be stabbed.

At that Lucifers wings expanded covering Lilith and him in a cocoon, a sign of comfort for Lilith and a visible threat to Adam. Really? Gonna threaten someone who has no idea about the prospect of death?

A ball of light suddenly appeared, causing Lilith and Adam to cover their eyes and causing Lucifer to feel sick.

"Brother what have you done" it wasn't a question

----

Adam loves Michael, well as much as he can love a guy, no homo.

The guy always been the better guardian angel. And even when he died and went to Heaven Michael was the one to teach him everything. Before, when he wasnt so . . .yeah. Him and Michael would find a way to talk to eachother for hours. He was calm, attentive, can take Adams out of pocket jokes and humanity. Sometimes, Adam would stop thinking whenever his with Michael. The guys just that good.

But ever since the exterminations, increase of heavens winners and of course Michael being a high ranking angel, they haven't been able to talk as much. Or at all.

Man, Adam forgot how cool Michael was. Second to him of course. But he was very cool, he watches as Michael stands infront of him. Trying to shield him out of the first ever case of cheating.

If it was ever anyone who did that to him in his current self he'd feel offended. He can take a heartbreak, tf. But since it was Michael he feels giddy, oh he cannot wait to see what happens. He never saw what happened because he ran away immedietly when he found out.

----

Lucifer and Lilith stood at the edge of Eden, a portal behind them, the portal to Earth. Both of them were glaring at Michael who didn't look disturbed, only quirking an eye awaiting for a challenge. As if that bitch Lucifer can win against Michael.

Adam grinned.

Lucifer shifted his gaze to someone just behind Michael, Adam, they were eye-to-eye. The betrayal in Adams eyes were replaced with smugness, somethings wrong, this isn't Adam. Lucifers perplexed expression was replaced with shock as Adam cocked his hip, wiggled his fingers in a mock wave and mouth out a 'bye bitch'.

With a wave Michael cast Lucifer and Lilith out, discarded. ====

2

#hazbin hotel adam #adamsapple #lucifer morningstar #lilith hazbin hotel #GOIS DOES THIS MAKE SENSE?? #AGHH DONT MASH ME UWU #THIS IS ADAMSAPPLE JUST IF IT HAD MORE CHAPTERS OR SMTH #GOTTA GET THAT SLOWBURN AM I RIGHT FOLKS?!! #also am I the only one who wants to see more Michael x Adam #or siblings rivalry of Lucifer and Michael fighting for Adam 🗣🔥 #I might continue this MIGHTT #I'll also continue the other thing #the one where Adam was 'fixed' since I gained followers OOF #Adams such a fake bitch #Isnt he just so perfect #Adam's Time travel era

[wannab-urs]

Javier Peña Masterlist

Main Masterlist | AO3 | Kofi

in the a.m. - smut, angst | AO3

Type: series Status: in progress Summary: Between sleeping with informants and getting in bed with Los Pepes in the fight to bring down Escobar, Javier Peña also finds time to be with you. Wrestling with crippling self hatred, Javi tries and fails to keep his blood stained hands off of you. Based on some of my favorite Arctic Monkeys songs Tags: smoking, probably shit spanish, smut, angst, established situationship, emotionally unavailable!Javi, references to past arguments/past hookups because this has been an ongoing thing and I love to start in the middle of a story, loose fit series, trauma, probably, sad!Javi, self hating!Javi, Javi very briefly picks you up, Javi crying, Javi yelling, reader yelling, did I mention angst?

Perfecta, mi amor - smut | AO3

Type: one shot, request Word Count: 800 Summary: soft!dom Javi talks you through a facefucking blowjob. Tags: Soft dom!Javi P, sub!reader, Javi P talks you through it, blow job, deep throating, face fucking, excessive praise kink (obviously), reader is referred to in Spanish with feminine phrases so she's a lady this time. Reader has hair that Javi can interact with?

This Night Has Opened My Eyes - smut | AO3

Type: one shot Word Count: 900 Summary: You’ll do anything to avoid getting arrested (smut) Tags: Dubcon with a twist, reader is so very very into it, derogatory language (putita, little whore), bondage (handcuffs), rough sex (no prep). 

Something Sweet - fluff, smut | AO3

Type: one shot Word count: 2.1k Summary: You’re new to the team in Colombia and all alone on your birthday. Your partner, Javier Peña, decides to do something sweet for you. Tags: Set vaguely during season 1 before Javi gets extra angsty, canon compliant-ish, reader feeling lonely, sassy!reader, flirty!javi, alcohol (wine), brief mention of a gun bc I feel like a DEA agent wouldn’t just answer the door all willy nilly, kissing, javi asking for consent, but y’all did share a bottle of wine, kissing, fingering f receiving, marking, unprotected PinV, cuddling. I always write angsty Javi, but this is FLUFF, so sorry if it’s OOC, I’m slightly out of my element here.

Under Your Skin - smut | AO3

Type: one shot, pedrostories secret santa 23 Word Count: 3.5k Summary: You’ve worked on Chucho’s ranch since you were 15 years old, grew up with Javi, loved Javi… He comes back after nearly 20 years to find you hooking up with a certain former secret agent. He’s jealous, for sure, but of who? Tags: MMF, post season 3 of Narcos, AU where Jack gets kicked out of the Statesmen instead of burgered, Javi being bi and repressed, Jack being a bisexual slut, SMUT, MMF dynamics, oral (f receiving), javi being a dick, oral (m receiving), javi tries to hit jack, gay kissing (!!!), making out, face sitting, reader kinda gets used and likes it, nipple play, throat fucking, Eiffel tower moment, brief f masturbation, brief m masturbation, pet names (sugar, cowboy, baby, hermosa), truly unreasonable amounts of cursing i’m sorry i talk like this, and also unreasonable amounts of southern phrasing, again sorry I talk like this, unprotected PIV, creampie, cum eating, teasing Javi, actually 90% porn with like a little backstory, kind of enemies to lovers, they’re all ranch hands technically, also they’re all romantically into each other but also javi is dumb and jack can’t believe anyone would want him for more than sex haha oops :)

Bittersweet - smut, angst | AO3

Type: one shot Word count: 1.1k Summary: You're perfect to him, but he's not good enough for you and never could be. Tags: kind of derogatory mention of “whores,” SMUT, javier peña’s oral fixation, I’m imagining season 3 Javi but it’s up to you, reader is 20ish, wears a skirt, is referred to as sweet, and is able bodied. Soft and then mean!javi.

Savior Complex - angst, smut-ish | AO3

Type: drabble Word count: 570 Summary: Javi wants to take care of you, but you won’t let him Tags: angst, brief not quite smut, horny thoughts, food mention, toxic relationship, reader is wearing a skirt but is otherwise undescribed, javi grabs you in a nonsexual way, arguing.

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[justaboutsnapped]

Just another day of losing it over brocedes... Thinking about their dynamic in terms of winning/losing.

Warning: long ass (900-word) post ahead. Lowkey just over-the-top wailing but I!!! *said like a madman* have connected the dots!!! This is definitely subjective–hopefully not unbearably so because I did reference Actual Lore™ and shit.

In another unnecessarily lengthy post I listed some instances of Lewis and Nico being unbelievably competitive over every little thing, including Lewis stating on two occasions that his favourite and least favourite thing about racing were winning and losing. Therein lies the tragedy of it all...

I was digging around trying to soak up more Lore™ and I came across this Lewis quote:

“I think for me, my whole life has been about winning. I have been racing for 29 years, so I think having that mentality of always knowing you can be better... but I think during this time, realising that winning is not everything. Sometimes, when you lose, you actually win and grow.”

This is great!! It demonstrates how Lewis' mentality has matured. What's there to be sad about? Unfortunately for me (it would've been so nice for my sanity if I didn't make the connection), the phrasing in the first bolded part immediately reminded me of this Nico moment @box-box-blorbos had brought up in the tags of my aforementioned brocedes brainrot rant post:

"The fact it was Lewis I took the title from is extra sweet as well because to me it feels that I've been racing him all my life and all my life he's just edged me out for the titles," added Rosberg.

"I've been racing him all my life" "my whole life as been about winning" I'm going to start fucking crying. Not because of the flimsy connection I just made based on the quotes having a couple of words in common, but because of the brothers-cedes’ difference in mentality.

People always talk about how hung up Nico is about Lewis, which is sometimes overblown, but in this case it's absolutely true that Lewis had an indelible presence in Nico's mind. For a large part of his career, his winning/losing was defined not only by his own performance, but by the success of his friend slash rival slash a lot of other things. The opposite is of course true, but I think Lewis generally was better at dealing with that–taking that coveted title in 2008 and "edging" Nico "out for the titles" later on at Mercedes probably helped. Lewis has had significant championship battles with other drivers, whereas for Nico, Lewis was proclaimed by everyone (including himself) as his One True Rival of sorts. Not "I've been racing to win all my life", but "I've been racing him all my life". Winning wasn't just about getting to the top anymore, it was equally about surpassing Lewis.

Here have a Florence And The Machine line appropriate for the topic at hand:

And everything I ever did Was just another way to scream your name

It was such a terrible way for Nico to look at things. He took the pressure intrinsic to the sport and increased that shit tenfold by developing a devastating mindset which zip-tied together winning/losing and his relationship with Lewis. Really, the deterioration of the worsties' relationship was inevitable.

As a freshly minted Nico Rosberg Apologist™ I of course occasionally bemoan that it seems impossible for people to talk about Nico without bringing up Lewis (yes I'm aware of my hypocrisy here). However, Nico just proves it again and again that Lewis occupies a special place in his heart deranged little brain. Here's another quote from Nico after winning the WDC:

“And I took the World Championship away from him which is a phenomenal feeling.”

Truly, this is a mind-blowing insight into his psyche. Insert screeching and sobbing. Of fucking course he didn't see the WDC as something that started anew each season! Of course he saw it as something belonging to Lewis that he had to earn the right to take away!! Nico Rosberg you were a sick, sick man–not that he isn't now, but he's decidedly less maladjusted (being, as the joke goes, the most therapised man on the planet does wonders for one's mental health).

Of course, Nico's decision to retire was motivated by multiple reasons, and it's disrespectful to say he did it solely because of some twisted desire to deprive Lewis of the chance to get back at him, but it's not a reach to say that having beaten Lewis, to some extent, enabled him to say goodbye so early. Nico has said that he gave up a core piece of his "identity" by deciding not to race anymore. Racing meant trying his damndest to win; winning meant having Lewis Hamilton, the subject of his love and hate right there on the podium with him. Borrowing some of @box-box-blorbos 's tags here, as it was the brilliant words she left under my piece that inspired me to write another one:

#But something something it seems like everything came easy to Lewis but it didn't but that doesn't stop Nico from resenting it #I've loved you my whole life #I've been racing you my whole life #I cannot separate the two

To end it on a less depressing note, at least we can rejoice over the fact that while Nico has gotten over f1 racing he clearly hasn't gotten over Lewis... Taking a step back and adopting a more detached grid role has helped him make the distinction between the Lewis that was his rival–who won and won and won against him why couldn’t he just lose for once–and the Lewis who he once promised to, under Greece's night sky, that one day they would conquer the world grid together. In his heart, Lewis is still his best friend–this was of course a joke, but don't jokes always have an element of truth to them?

#nico rosberg #oh the beautiful mess you were... a house on fire that the world couldn't look away from. #brocedes #f1 #em speaks

[blogalreadydoesntexist]

me when i realise i will never have a healthy view on sexuality because proshippers couldnt 1. go to therapy and not write rape glorifying fics 2. tag their shit back when i was nine and in the undertale fandom

no because this is the fucking realest. back late last year when i was still desperately clinging to 'well ill just use the filters' i STILL couldnt properly block out straight up porn of a 15-16 year old alien and an immortal ass fucking 900 year old wizard who barely interacted with each other.

doesnt help that said wizard and his actual partner were (and are) in my brain.

like there would be stuff tagged with the platonic '&' and not have ANY tags, then be the most disgusting ass pred shit

like out right calling *insert younger character* prey

its insane how fucking normalized *younger male character* x *way fucking older immortal being whos way more mature* is

example, edward elric and envy/greed, bill cipher and dipper pines, fucking gregory and glamrock freddy.

its disgusting and, in my experience, almost always fucks up the source media. like i literally cannot watch fullmetal anymore because those ''air tight adult spaces'' couldn't keep their ideas out of a young, questioning-gay/trans child's mind.

it doesn't help that i was practically groomed (pushed into thinking it's okay) into PRODUCING content for shit like ling/edward/greed because a 12 year old doesn't fucking realize that type of shit

even WITH tags, most kids STILL aren't going to listen when you say 'don't do this'

its just so,,,, moronic at this rate. the victim-blaming, the ignoring of people who speak out,,,

how dare the human brain have natural curiosity that causes kids to stick their hands in stuff they shouldn't.

#al talks about proshipping again #anti proship #proshippers are not welcome #anti proshitter #im very very VERY fucking directly looking at how a smut fic between two teenagers and a grown adult that i was pushed mentally into making #-when i was *12* had the most likes of anything i ever posted on ao3. im so glad i fucking left that site. #i hate to be dragging fullmetals name through the shitter but oh my god the amount of grown adults in that fandom writing that publically.. #fucking christ #tw proship #cw #krexie tw #tw #cw sa mention #rape tw #answered

[judasisgayriot]

hello again! you once again prove yourself as the queen of heroes ramblings. you responded with so much detail so quickly! loveeee it :)

i wanna ask you more, i like getting your mini ted talks. what are your thoughts on sylar/peter as a ship? i personally don’t really see it in the show, but i’ve read some real good fics with them.

Hahaha omg I love you anon I’m glad someone enjoys hearing my unhinged rants about this show…

Soooo. Maybe the girlies will hate me for this one lol. Thing is, I can see how sylar/peter would lend itself to having some good fics written about it. Like, the concept is there, it has potential. The foundations for a good hero/villain ship are there, they are definitely set up as foils and parallels to each other, they have the whole ‘two sides of a coin’ thing going on. But like you, I don’t really see it in the show at all. It’s like they had the potential but didn’t actually execute it/make me give a fuck about it/make me remotely want to ship it, lol.

It is/was a popular ship in heroes fandom (lol heroes fandom in 2024 is like 12 people but hey) and I do see why for the above reasons. I actually think the episode ‘the wall’ is a great concept but again, they don’t sell me on it/execute it well/actually follow through on making me remotely believe they’d become friends by the end. Right before they break out, having spent what was apparently like 10 years of mind-time together in there or whatever, Peter still hates his guts and wants to smash his head in with a sledgehammer lmao?? (I mean girl same. The whole ‘peter has to forgive sylar, narratively and kind of literally, if he wants to escape the mind prison’ plot point grinds my gears. I think he should get to never forgive him ever for killing Nathan if he doesn’t want to lmao. Shout out to that one fan panel with Milo where he’s like ‘peter would never forgive him he would eviscerate him’ king you are speaking my fucking language lol. I digress.) like afterwards I can buy that sylar has latched onto Peter and wants to be his friend/wants Peter to like, model being a good person for him, but not that Peter actually gives a shit in return or wants anything to do with him lol

(Sidenote, that in itself is a rly interesting concept, and me and @buildarocketboys developed a fic idea about peter agreeing to like, ‘mentor’ sylar and hang out with him but if and only if he kept shapeshifting back into Nathan for him. Now THAT is fucked up and deranged and the good stuff and actually makes me, avowed sylar disliker, feel kinda sorry for the guy lol. Yessss let me marinate in the badwrongness of all of that and how Peter is the one acting fully insane. Anyway. I digress once more.)

Anyway I’m clearly also biased bc I used to like sylar as a character back in the day but sometime over my like 4 rewatches over the last few years he really started pissing me off lol. Now it’s not like I’m being an anti about him being an evil villain or anything, I love a problematic king and I’m a Nathan stan lmao. In fact I only really enjoy sylar when he is getting to be a proper fun cackling all-out villain, he’s actually enjoyable and funny in that mode. It’s the like 9 flip-flopped badly written redemption arcs they keep trying to give him like they’re trying to make me feel sorry for him bc his dad sold him to one direction or whatever, but sorry!! I feel nothing! He’s a whiny bitch and they should have just let him be killed off one of the first 900 times it nearly happened! I don’t have any sympathy and he’s completely lost me lol. So yeah. That does make me biased plus being a Petrellicest girlie and a Nathan stan and an Elle stan sorry I selfishly won’t forgive him for killing them 😔 poor baby serial killer I’m being such a mean hater. Stan my absolutely fucking awful morally confused self hating politician guy instead loooool

Well. All that to say that I see why people ship it, it has interesting foundations that could have led to something good but IMO it just didn’t, I can definitely imagine it has some good fic out there that can sell you on it, but I just don’t see their great poetic love or whatever. It’s soooo ‘baby’ ‘fellow associate’ core by the end lmao. And it actively annoys me. But I am just being a hater I know. Sorry to the cool petlars out there it’s all hashtag my opinion

#asks #anon #heroes ramblings #hooo boy you got me monologuing again!!!! #anyway stan petrellice.st and their red string of fate fucked up ness xxxx

[doctorhoe]

the authentic dr who fan experience is when you go into a season hearing that some people are shipping something that sounds absolutely horrendous and then you watch it and it somehow fucking works! blonde 19 yeat old and 900 year old alien? love story for the ages. alien and the baby of his two best friends that is also related to his space ship? it will make you cry. the blue box/space ship and the alien? most touching shit you have ever seen. older looking incarnation of that alien and his companion that are also a metaphor for addiction somehow? screaming crying throwing up etc.. the two last survivors of their species that try to kill each other for sport? dare i say tale as old as time.

#tagging all this later #dw #laughs

[jesus-in-the-womb]

Anything For You

Eddie Munson x fem!reader

Wordcount: 900

Summary: Eddie tries to comfort you in the wake of your abusive relationship with his lifelong enemy.

Warnings: slight fluff towards the end, heavy angst, mentions of !abuse, mentions of !reader x Jason, !reader is in a domestically violent relationship with Jason

Eddie Munson had known you well, so well in fact, that it didn't take him long to notice how much pain you were in.

"Why do you stay with him? All he does is hurt you." his hands flinched at their positions against his knees, itching to reach out and rub comforting circles on your arms.

You'd come over to his place after yet another fight with your long-term boyfriend, Jason. You and Jason had been dating since your freshman year of high school, and everyone saw you two as the perfect couple.

You were far from high school sweethearts. Bruises lining your skin under your long sleeve shirts and jeans. Jason made sure to only hurt you in places he knew you wouldn't show, reviling in your automatic submission to his abuse. He was sick, and you knew it. But, you loved him, and it wholeheartedly fucking sucked. If you could run away and never think about Jason ever again, you would, but you couldn't. Not with the aggressive hold he had on your life. No one expects to be caught in a domestically violent relationship, so how do you even prepare for something like that?

Eddie could see it on your face, the bags underneath your eyes making you look two times your age, dry lips cracking and bleeding with each tug it receives from your teeth, nails were bitten down to a near nub out of anxiety, you looked horrible. His hand reached up, putting almost close to no pressure on your right shoulder in a comforting manner, confusion flooding him as you let out a yelp of pain, ripping your shoulder from his reach. You struggled with forcing him to leave it to settle in the dust. Eddie was persistent though, catching the sleeve of your shirt and just barely tugging on it to reveal your bruised shoulder.

"What the hell, Y/N? Is he hitting you again?" his face was furious, and you honestly couldn't tell if it was fury for you or with you.

"No Eds, I-I did it. I bumped into the door at home." you lied through your teeth, the metalhead not believing a single word.

"Bumped? Don't fucking lie to me. I know bruises from a beating when I see one." he spat, abruptly standing up and pushing past his sofa to grab a beer. He was stressed the hell out with this whole situation, you could tell.

"Why do you even care? It's none of your business." he spun on his foot at that, storming over to you in anger with your dismissal.

"It becomes my fucking business when I find you outside my door at 3 in the morning, begging me to let you in to 'talk'. It becomes my business when I see my best friend wearing sweatshirts in summer. It becomes my fucking business when you tell me that your piece of shit boyfriend is hitting you." he seethed, chest huffing with anger as he finally voiced his feelings.

"I'm sorry that I told you, okay? I didn't mean to get you all caught up in this shit. I'll just go. Goodnight Eds." you moved to leave, hoping the blow Jason would give you the second you got home wouldn't be as bad, seeing as you'd only been gone 30 minutes instead of multiple hours.

"Y/N, wait. Please, just. Talk to me, I'm freaking out here." he stopped you, placing a hand on your other shoulder comfortingly, hoping you'd turn and dish your heart out to him.

A sob left your chest, tilting your head down to rest it against his hand. You didn't know how long you could keep up with this act, pretending as if your relationship with Jason wasn't absolute bullshit. It was starting to take a toll on your mental health. Kissing in crowds, holding hands as you walked to class. Then, ultimately going home for a beating and harsh words.

"I can't keep doing this Eddie. It's killing me to stay with him." you spun around, all but flinging your body into the thin boy's form, letting him envelop you in a soft hug.

"Don't go home, stay the night here. We can watch a movie or something, okay?" you nodded, your mind screaming at you that this was a terrible idea. You chose to stay though, hoping Jason wouldn't be home in the morning when you got there.

"Thank you, for being my friend." he kissed the crown of your head, leading you over to the couch without words. He could tell that all you wanted and needed as of right now was just some company. And, he'd give it to you.

Matter of fact, Eddie Munson would give you anything. He'd lasso the moon and bring it on down to you if you asked him to. Eddie was so in love with you that it hurt. His chest would all but rip apart when he'd see you like this, wishing he could tear Jason to shreds for even touching you in such a menacing way, but you wouldn't want that, so he'd never do it.

He let your body curl into him as he turned on the TV, letting a stupid sitcom play in the background. If this was the normality you searched for and wanted, he was going to give it to you. If you wanted to come over at 3 in the morning and watch 'ALF', then so be it.

#eddie munson #stranger things fanfiction #stranger things #eddie munson fanfic #heavy angst #pining #best friends #one sided love #pain #brusies #fanfiction #drabble #jason stranger things

[bishh-kanya]

Portals - sci - fi x romance

Only because my mutuals wanna read it , it's a failed wattpad story 💀 so ignore if ya don't like it ! I wrote this when i was 14 and it's unfinished, this post has two episodes .

Episode 1:

Everything in this world exists if you have the power to believe , you want something , you claim it subconsciously and to claim anything , you must imagine but doesn’t imagination solely depend upon the acclaims of our vision , we take parts by parts and turn it into a bigger picture well , think about it. As I move out of my house I see hriday standing across the road ,he waves his hand at me and I slowely shake my hand, for over more than a year , he has been my constant support when it comes to discussing my ideas  we knew each other since we were children but he was so damn mean I don’t know what happened to him suddenly , he was such a dork he almost scratched my face in the 9 th grade . Our van arrives and meanwhile I cross the road and we hop into it ,

"so, are you going to the field trip next month" says he

" who calls it a field trip , crooked 900 shit"

" oh come on we would have fun".

." lets see"

Today is 8th of july, oh nothing significant but my stupid history test , well to me I really like to live in the present, the past sounds insignificant to me , what will you do by knowing who started the french revolution, why not focus on what led to this absolute well obsolete turmoil , well never mind this sceneries outside my van window make me feel more alive.

Well our school is absolutely the best in our area but I hate it !! I hate education, the ones given in our schools without the sole foundation to know what we actually want to learn .

As I screen through the room, I can see aarti sitting on the first bench, though my context felt like I was an absolute hater of education but I love aarti  she has been through my thick and thins , she is so studious , it almost pains in my adams apple ,huh silly me I don’t have one, it seems like some protrusion on the skin of my neck.

Well I get my sheets and I write my paper successfully and I expect as average as it is always .

As I walk through the hallway I meet the actual mean girl , who is my friend despite I am still sometimes confused about us Reena Roy , is the actual beauty queen and the dumbest brain of rosevally ,I mean not dumb , at times I have no control over what I say so she is a little more average than I am , me calling her dumb actually messed it up right.

" tonight at the community park at 9 "

I nod my head and leave

Episode 2:

A week left for the field trip and I am still confused , I definitely want to go to the amusement park, its awesome their but I also want to stay with myself and read some therapy books and articles I am totally done with my life , I don’t understand the point of living anymore when I have no goals this become worse when your mother is absolutely toxic, I have always admired those  western mother daughter relationships , where they actually love each other , I wonder how is that possible that human beings despite having so many things in common still manage to be different sometimes I am so jealous of the people with perfect families , great friends and the ones with proper life goals , mostly I am jealous of the people with the third category, no matter how bad my life would have been, if I really had something to live and thrive for I really woudnt be so saddned but here I am, nothing, I have serious anger issues I don’t know what I speak when I am angry, people always say have satisfaction in your life, well I don’t have a thing called it and I don’t think its something which is really necessary for me atleast for me desiring things is really important, if you don’t desire something in your life , what is the point of living a life .

To all those people who said satisfaction was necessary,  FUCK OFF!!!!

Meanwhile as I go on reflecting on my life , there is a knock at my door I am so tired I don’t want to see who it is but I have to, and I see praveen, well I am really proud of him, he goes by they/them and he is the best , we just live nearby in our neighborhood and sometimes he comes along to do homework together, he tells me about his love interests and its fun listening to him , I suddenly get filled with so much warmth and happiness

" arent you coming to the field trip?"

" I necessarily don’t feel like it"

"oh come on today is the last date for registration , you are coming , no questions"

" Manvik needs help in his science project so I will stay"

" come on no, when did you start helping that jerk , don't you remember he used to bully us ?"

" okay honestly I need some time alone "

" sweetie take care, I am extremely sorry ,I gotta go shopping with my mom, she will kill me if I am late ttyl, I will call you in the evening "

" bye"

Maybe I should just take a shower or maybe I should go outside I don’t know what to do I am so devastated , I keep asking myself why am I so devastated , but I have no answers , I am just tired of hearing "no" why is this prominent I always wanted to be happy, I wonder why am I not last year I was declined for a mental treatment, just on the basis of our society at my lowest points I have this fantasy that I want to drown in the ocean how eternally blissful and how scary because I don’t know how to swim .

Obviously I aint goin , maybe binging riverdale is better

" not today yaa I got a great deal of homework"

" very well, bye"

"Bye"

This feels so immature 💀 , now mutuals you gotta deal with it ,

Tagging some :

@a-really-hot-caterpillar , @kaurava-apologist , @budugu , @young-potato-stuff , @lazydreamer19

Tell me if you wanna be tagged 💚

Deal with it 😛

#random story #fan fics #sad writing #desiblr #desi tag

[felixschokehold]

This is just a personal venting post, no need to read or interact. I just need to get this off my chest.

I wish I hadn't been forced to go off to university at 19.

I am diagnosed bpd, bipolar, fetal alcohol syndrome, among other issues. My fetal alcohol isn't that obvious, but I do have learning difficulties/disabilities that were obvious when I barely graduated high school. I was in an abusive household, so my teachers passed off my grades as "bad environment" issues.

I moved in with my Spanish teacher who I was close with at the time when my dad kicked me out when I turned 18. I was no longer getting social security checks for my mom being dead and I was useless to him (I hadn't known about this 900$ support until after, I never saw any of that money while not being able to get new clothes, wearing the same tattered underwear from 5th grade to 12th grade, etc). Anyways, the teacher had her own kids and her own family and eventually they outgrew me and I was sent off to university.

I wasn't ready. I'd taken a gap year and didn't know what I was doing with my life. I was afraid, I was unsure, and I didn't even get accepted into this university. I was in what I call the "stupid people program". I got like 12 on my ACT, if that. I barely graduated high school. This program was meant to try to help out lower class kids to set them up for success. It didn't work.

I dropped out once to move across the country with an ex way older than me, who ended up abandoning me in Seattle not even two weeks after we moved there. I found family that lived out there, and they were so kind and offered to help me out and let me live there and go to school there. But, I felt pressured and decided to go back home to MN because that's what I thought I had to do. I was traumatized and didn't know any better.

I went back, a bunch of really bad shit happened (a lot of sexual assault, alcohol dependency, etc). I dropped out when I was put on academic probation because I failed all of my classes. I attended two of like six classes one time each and never went again the whole semester.

Now I have this fear, trauma, and stigma surrounding university and I am so scared to go back. I frequently have dreams about being back on campus, feeling good, but I wake up and just want to cry because I know it won't go like that.

I am going to have to have so much learning assistance to get through certain classes. I know that. And it makes me feel ill because my dad's screaming, taunting voice of, "you're just some fucking retarded cunt who can't do anything" sits in the back of my mind any time anything about learning comes up.

Not to mention the extensive debt I am in for trying and trying and trying to make something of myself when I wasn't ready.

I've been set up for failure since before I was born. And I can never be good enough to graduate from university.

#personal #my post #own post #unrelated #sorry this is rly heavy #is this the manic low i've been expecting? #hope not cos i gotta go to work lmao #can feel the suicidal ideation and shit setting in #yeehaw

[i-925]

i'm back????????????????????????????????????????????????? XD i think it'll be good to share what i wanna share right now :)) my first time purchasing in shopee worth 900+ and i thought mom would be angry at me but she didn't (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠) idk, i hope she isn't angry. my friends drank on like wednesday night? all of them, even though i am not interested in drinking (truth) i still wanna be there like it's NIGHT with you friends, the breeze of the air touches your skin, the night sky, the jupiter and venus at the sky, the starts, and who knows a shooting star might pass by while you're busy laughing with them (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠) it doesn't matter even though i hate them for leaving me out sometimes and they all could walk together w/o noticing me being left behind. i just don't want to talk, i don't have a words in my head and even if i have i can't just say it like "i fucking hate you all, i hope y'll all die" but that's not so like me or saying a cringe joke but that'll just be awkward and they'll prolly just ignore me and if i say that cringy joke they all might think that i'm stupid and they'll think i'm plain or what, i don't want that to happen. i only talk when it's awkward and when i don't have any choices. i think they're not the ones for me, i'm different to all of us, not in a good way. i think differently compared to them, my humor is different too but i'm trying my best to blend with them. me and grace, i thought we're alike but not (⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠) i mean we do kinda .. i guess? i thought she's so much lonely like me and i thought we could be partners like saying secrets to each other and yk that sibling-sister relationship but idk if it's like that since she's only 1 year older than me, yeah back to that she have friends or cousin to talk to at least, she have close people compared to me who's a whole fucking fuck loser, i'm worse ik. i hope there's someone who slides in my life who can understand me and all like how becky understand tori (idk a example, but maybe 🥹 them but not but yeah idk), but we've all been friends and known each other since elementary we have many memories but i just don't think they are the one for me, but they're not 'that' worse ok, i'm the problem... and them too.. yeah? but thinking of tori and michael who only met for like 2 weeks but become rlly close to each other maybe it can happen to me too?? but i live in ph : <<<<<< my mouth r shut. i prefer like having 1 friend at the moment who can understand me. idk, someone better i need, as long as we understand each other and has a good mindset. i'm thinking earlier ik some of the people think of this too but like i have many things that i wanna do and even a hundred of years me existing isn't enough for me to do it all like shit it's making me insane, i wanna be a mentally stable coquette ballerina girl that loves her job and just enjoy being pretty, taking care of herself, doing skincare, being a girly, enjoying things, dressing up but like the highlights of all is dancing at the stage with the spotlight following my movements with a good song playing in the background, people being mesmerized at you that not even a word can escape in their mouths, the way you move, your face, or like basically everything about you is so gorgeous that even after your performance they can't get u out of their minds because you are so perfect. or like a girl that paints, writes, and loves just everything, lives in a cozy green house who also loves taking care of plants (got a whole garden to take care of), owned a café shop, bakes, idk a sunshine girl? likes to read or what just being what she is. or a goth mentally unstable girl who's always in bed, idk rotting, insane and <3 drugs. my ears r getting read now, i just love headphone ok? like i'm so cool and this is new and expensive like 99 pesos so i just enjoy it while the two speakers still works and not crusty k? and the sounds leaking... doesn't matter idc at least i have one duh i'm so inlove i'm happy that i purchased it duh (i regret buying it). i hope everyone die early (true).

[wannab-urs]

Jack Daniels Masterlist

Main Masterlist | AO3 | Kofi

Save a Horse… or whatever - smut | AO3

Type: one shot, request  Word Count: 900 Summary: Whiskey got hurt on a mission and he comes into your lab to get patched up. Tags: Jack Daniels being allowed to speak, medical shit that is completely bullshitted, one mention of blood, some talk of like digging around in a wound, etc, Whiskey calls you Soda pop and Sugar. Technically you're Agent Soda. Brief descriptions of oral m!receiving. No use of y/n, reader isn't gendered (I don't think?)

Under Your Skin - smut | AO3

Type: one shot, pedrostories secret santa 23 Word Count: 3.5k Summary: You’ve worked on Chucho’s ranch since you were 15 years old, grew up with Javi, loved Javi… He comes back after nearly 20 years to find you hooking up with a certain former secret agent. He’s jealous, for sure, but of who? Tags: MMF, post season 3 of Narcos, AU where Jack gets kicked out of the Statesmen instead of burgered, Javi being bi and repressed, Jack being a bisexual slut, SMUT, MMF dynamics, oral (f receiving), javi being a dick, oral (m receiving), javi tries to hit jack, gay kissing (!!!), making out, face sitting, reader kinda gets used and likes it, nipple play, throat fucking, Eiffel tower moment, brief f masturbation, brief m masturbation, pet names (sugar, cowboy, baby, hermosa), truly unreasonable amounts of cursing i’m sorry i talk like this, and also unreasonable amounts of southern phrasing, again sorry I talk like this, unprotected PIV, creampie, cum eating, teasing Javi, actually 90% porn with like a little backstory, kind of enemies to lovers, they’re all ranch hands technically, also they’re all romantically into each other but also javi is dumb and jack can’t believe anyone would want him for more than sex haha oops :)

Trussed Up - smut | AO3

Type: one shot, PMAMC 2024 Word Count: 2.4k Summary: The stress of being a Statesman Agent, especially one in charge of the entire New York operation, gets to Jack sometimes. When he needs release, he comes to you. Tags: PEGGING!!! Smut, sex club stuff, dominatrix!reader, dom!reader, sub!Jack, BDSM stuff, everyone is up to date on their STD checks and birth control and such, brief mention of shibari, mommy kink!whiskey but he calls reader “Momma” and also ma’am, reader calls Jack baby, baby boy, and cowboy, rope bunny!Jack, bondage, hog tie (modified), butt plug, spanking, fingering (m receiving), begging, lots of check ins, several uses of “good boy,” hand job (more so just teasing tbh), riding the cowboy, brief little gentle bite, unprotected PiV (but it’s about as safe as it can get… still don’t do that), creampie, aftercare, cuddling, unprofessional amounts of caring about your client.

Villain - angst | AO3

Type: drabble, pedro boys prompt fills Word Count: 419 Summary: You catch Jack before he takes off to stop Eggsy and Harry from saving the world. Tags: some language, Jack being the bad guy (canon), briefly threatening vibes.

#Jack Daniels #Jack Daniels fics #Jack Daniels fanfiction #Jack Daniels x reader #Jack Daniels x you #Agent Whiskey #Agent Whiskey fics #Agent Whiskey fanfiction #Agent Whiskey x reader #Agent Whiskey x you #Kingsman fanfiction #Kingsman: The Golden Circle fanfiction #Kingsman 2 fanfiction #pedro pascal #pedro pascal character fanfiction #ppcu fanfiction #pedro pascal fanfiction #jack daniels masterlist #nav

[despairforme]

It was awful overcast that evening. Eyes risen towards the darkening sky with a small frown rested across her lips. A little alarmed at the fact she hadn't thought to bring any sort of raincoat! Not that it really bothered her much, in truth.

As she dropped her gaze with hands clung to a couple full bags of groceries, she would pause on a figure just ahead of where she stood. Eyes blink in surprise, attempting to chase away anything that could be causing her eyes to see something unfamiliar. But no. He was still there prompting brows to gently lift curiously towards the white-clad man.

Should she say something? Should she just.. leave? Maybe it was a bad idea to have gone out so late into the evening. Even with her training, bad things could still happen.

[ From x-vandrelyst-x ]

      It was rare that he ventured to the World of the Living. For one, he was SHIT at opening Garganta, so he never ended up where he WANTED. Second - he didn't belong there. It was not a world for monsters. The lack of reishi in the air made it hard to breathe. Nnoitra dealt enough with that in his inner world. However, 900 years in Hueco Mundo had made him grow bored of white sand. He found beauty in the black, starless sky with the crescent moon, but that didn't mean he didn't want a change of scenery from time to time. So it was that he had gone to the World of the Living today. Or, rather - tonight.

       There weren't any stars here either, he had noticed. The lights from the city blocked them out. He hadn't wanted to come here. Nnoitra liked NATURE. Green grass. Thick leaves. Humid air. Flowers. Yeah, so why the fuck had he ended up in this concrete jungle? Just his luck, wasn't it? He knew he should've gotten Tesla to open a Garganta for him instead. He suppressed his reiatsu as best he could, otherwise he'd alert about a million Shinigami to his location. They would show up sooner or later - there was no way a MONSTER like him could walk through this world unnoticed.

      It was rather late at night, he guessed ( there was no night or day in Hueco Mundo, only the fake one Aizen had created ). There were no humans out on the streets. Lucky for them, he thought. They couldn't survive in his presence after all. It was peaceful. And COLD. Nnoitra dragged his Zanpakuto along, creating a deep rift in the pavement behind him. He stopped when he registered movement ahead. The person - the woman - also stopped. They looked at each other for a moment, standing a "safe" distance apart. Nnoitra expected her to fall to her knees from his reiatsu ( even while he suppressed it ), but she didn't. It appeared she could even SEE him. Impressive. He was bored enough to make even this little detail interest him.

      ❝ Ain’t ya gonna RUN? ❞ He asked, lazily. His voice as always deep and raspy. Why wasn’t she running from him? Wasn’t she scared? / @x-vandrelyst-x . 

#x-vandrelyst-x #xvandrelystx #[ yass finally replying to this 8) ] #[ this will be interesting! ] #[ thank you for sending! ] #despair for me. ╱ in character. #the praying mantis. ╱ canon verse. #talking shit. ╱ answers.

[fkyumerica]

did you see how big this basketball team is against this basketball team

i can make you short

and

how big this guys dick is

to kill suffocate guys since

snakes

yea bye

hotter shit

beyonce

omfg

im their king

medusa

yesss

people were too fucking jealous and pushed me out of where i lived

900 year old men remember me

and he told me to remember his ass

that fucked my dad

to make me alive and hate it

so i smack his ass to make me eat shit

so i talk

if you remember meeting them no, you were in their sex orgy

they made half of their kids taller and who was the gayer one

they were all gay

they were still fucking each others grrandmas

chimpanzees

they do ass shaking moves

up in trees

only lesbians went in them

who lost what

cedar point was it too

they all come back

what age groups

85+

to 135

chimpanzee

over 350+ years old

met her

greeter

welcome to my islands

made em

uhhh

scott is her

one team

gave birth to him he put his face in her again

made them all gay

who cares didnt see

shot 8 of their wives

took 18 men

raping them after

or shark swim

wtf was it

she had to face him in school

liane

black party ended then

he shot his grandma

for her no he counted money

and grand waam

they paid a guy after

party houses

dazed and confused him

yea

scott

kevin

durr

madonna

if he inbred he went with her mother

they can run to be 45ft

but you gotta be

gay with her

to get tko

and knocked out

then hospital to straighten them out

alive again

what bugs in her

theres bugs on the wall but there are no bugs there

its all of them ok we found the gyms

gay moms

whores

slept around

look young

and their sons

need it too

whoa what

numbers

money

how old

what

all they asked for each time

its,, was black

boyz in the hood

then lost more

lighter color

cant touch her oh god

theyre just giant whores who took up everything and the whole fucking place too

#Youtube

[6gumi]

mating season.

synopsis ﹒the title gives it away!

pairings ﹒neuvillette x f!reader x il dan heng (separate)

cw ﹒MDNI. unprotected s3x 、 use of pet names 、 monsterfucking (they r described 2 have two cocks here so goodluck!) 、 double penetration 、 mentions of squ!rting 、dan heng yapping abt hot shit but it’s okay cuz it’s dan heng !

note ﹒wowow other fandom works! anyways i love how i jus dipped for like two weeks to try n survive my last year of hs jus to come back w 900+ <3 here’s a gift for that! i love you all sm, mwah!

୨୧ 𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄

a look of worry crossed neuvillette’s face as tears ran down your puffy cheeks, filling your eyes with a flood of emotion, he tenderly brushed away your tears and pulled you closer, his cocks penetrating your holes just right. your cunt sucking in his hardened dick, emitting small grunts and groans from him here and there. “fuck.. hush my love, do not cry,” he whispered in a gentle comforting voice. “i . . i apologize.”

as your warm tears flowed down from the side of your face to the pillow beneath your head, you grabbed onto neuvillette’s horns for stability as your legs twitched in overstimulation. neuvillette cupped your chin and tilted your head upwards, giving you a soft smile. “is it okay if i’m not gentle tonight, love?” neuvillette coos in your ear, his voice soft and filled with need as his lips trailed small yet soft kisses along your cheek and neck. neuvillette’s lust grew the moment he saw a nod of approval from you, his eyes sparkled with admiration, conveying the depth of his affection for you. his fingers caressed your face lovingly, careful with his nails as if he’s trying to memorize every curve and angle of your features.

neuvillette pressed his finger gently against your lips, trying to silence you as he looked deeply into your eyes. his thrust's gradually grew more and more intense as his nails dig deep into the flesh of your hips, keeping you in place as his cocks bullied themselves inside your walls.. your previous orgasms forming a sticky mess in between your inner thighs and one of his cocks.. coating them just right. he held you close, wanting to provide you with comfort and reassurance in this situation. a small whimper left your lips as the tip of his cock brushed against your deepest areas, just like he wanted.. his pace was rough, his large hands could even leave a mark from how tight he was holding you.. desperately trying to keep you in place while he slams his hips against your own.

"look at me, love. look at me while i fuck you." his voice was tinged with desire, your face filled with pure ecstasy. you nodded shyly, your fingers fading into white as they tightened their grip against his horns. neuvillette's eyes gazed deep into yours with affection. "just look at how crazy you make me. the way you're clenching around me.. fuck your body's too perfect. perfect for me to claim and fuck, right? such a beautiful expression, mh.. so small, so cute." oh right.. you had almost forgotten. it was mating season.

୨୧ 𝐈𝐋 𝐃𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐆

dan heng's thrusts were enough to tell you one thing. it was mating season alright! dan heng's teeth dug deep into your shoulder, not enough to hurt you.. but enough to apply pressure. his breathing grew heavy as his cock was desperate to feel more or you, each thrust.. each kiss, was laced with nothing but need and desire for you. he couldn't help but whisper sweet nothings in your ear, his voice deep and full of lust, you could feel that lust within his body, waiting to devour you as a whole. "oh, you're going to give me the best dragons. all of them will be mine." he lets one of his fingers trail down your chest, ending up by your breast. "if you think you're full of milk now... just wait 'til they're all suckling on you." his tail swished to his other side, pushing one of your thighs down to your chest to keep your breasts from bouncing further.

"look at my angel, so beautiful like always.. so cute taking my cocks.. sucking me in so easily, huh?" his arms wrapped around you as he stares at the shape of your body, his dick twitching at the mere thought of filling you up tonight unlike any other. "like a goddess. the goddess of maternity." dan heng kissed your neck, running his fingers over her stomach.. biting his lip when you squirt and release all over his pelvis once more, making a mess beneath the sheets, yet he couldn't care less! tonight, he wanted to take you, he needed to take you, he needed to claim you as his and his alone, just with his seed and his dick.

"your breasts will be so full.. your body.. your body will change.. i can't wait." your face reddened at the mere thought, you had almost forgotten about his cock pounding into you. "i got you filled up.. i got this pretty pussy filled up, filled up with my dragons.. just how i want it.? your body was shaking against his, your face filled with pure ecstasy. his words, his thrusts, his touch, his everything. dan heng knew he was driving you crazy, thrusting deeper and deeper against your pussy. you found yourself craving more of him, more of his cock.. more of his touch. tonight is gonna be a looong night.

#millie’s writings ✔︎ #genshin smut #hsr smut #neuvillette smut #dan heng smut #neuvillette x reader #dan heng x reader #genshin x reader #hsr x reader

[twinkodium]

tried to make it a little shorter 🫣 idk if i succeeded 🫣

imagine choosing a job where you only work evenings and weekends, and you still barely even get paid for it 😝 honestly i love working weekends though, idk what i would do otherwise. watch racing probably, and tbh that’s a sad one to miss out on 😕 but i can always watch the replays!

i just found it funny how carlos felt like choosing the calmest guy on the grid to write about, he had so many ppl attack him instantly 😭 it’s like those old tweets of ppl saying oscar is cocky back in dts lmao

i would love to write something about childhood friends to lovers with liam, it’s one of my favorite tropes 🥺 but that daydream is just like so many random thoughts and scenes and just… 🫢 i gotta think of what else of it is share-able shekdhd

blonde oscar!!! bestie i would fall in love all over again… i actually think it’s unfair that his hair doesn’t just belong to me. i could be a very good scalp massager? please?

don’t get me started on the tank tops 😭 he knew what he was doing… he was baiting and he knew we would fall for it….. as if the hair isn’t enough?? it is for me 😶 i try to watch freca as much as i can but it doesn’t always fit into my schedule, but i managed to get all of my family gathered around for race 2 in paul ricard a few weeks ago and i still feel proud of it 😎 well either way, it’s going to be interesting to see how everything plays out, both on the grid and in my heart 🤭

oooo i see!! i feel you on the sleep schedule 🫣 the alpha tauri fight is def going to be interesting the rest of this season lmao. cant wait to see it 🥰

(well uh… idk how pics work in asks but…. 👀i may enjoy these pics too)

You won’t and it’s alright I love to read your long asks 😌 and appreciate the time you put into it to send me one 🥹

Sounds like a hellhole ngl 😭 oh I work a lot too, like very stressful kinda field and the salary 🥴 above average compared to the people around me but it’s below average in European standard.. 😅I need the weekends off to be able to relax finally (ofc racing doesn’t make it easy… ). Any hobbies tho? You could write a lot if you were off on the weekends 🤷🏻‍♀️ YES! Hopefully it’ll be the happy one to watch back 🥺

He really saw Oscar and thought imma going to make him angry and yet Oscar gave no fucks and it’s so damn funny 😂😂😂 tried his best at Zandvoort too 😅 cocky? When? Oscar was in dts?? I’ve never watch it 😂😂😂

I’m most like enemies to lovers but childhood friends to lovers could be so cute too 🥺🥺 those are the best tho, need a little brainstorming but from random thoughts born the best fanfics imo 🫠 you can always send me a message if you don’t want things on dash 👀

Here here I found it!!

Had to go through like 900+ Oscar pics but it was worth it 🥺look at him. Isn’t he damn handsome?? Good luck not falling for him again 😭😭so fluffy and soft just lemme touch it 😩😩

HE WAS SO READY TO MAKE US ALL GO CRAZY 😭😭😭 and he acted all innocent and shit… even put on a hoodie one in a while… such a tease🫣 he has such gorgeous hair too, it’s unfair 😩😩 Yeah, I’d not fit into mine either, that’s why I stopped watching it. There was a weekend last year when I watched three series at the same time 😂 hated when sessions overlapped each other 😅was it a chaotic weekend? Who are your fav Freca drivers? They must be literal babies 🫣 oh my!!! What if Liam beats Oscar in your heart? 😭 you better hand the man over to me in that case 👀😂😂

Gonna be just over 3 hours today it seems 😂 I still have WhatsApp messages to answer but deffo won’t do that now 😭 I can’t wait to see how comes up on top😌

Uffff Liam…. I did notice that he has nice hands back in f2.. 😭 he talks with his hands so it’s impossible not to see 😮‍💨 and since he wears a ring 😩😩😩 that turns up the sexiness volume a notch 🤤🤤🤤 AND THE BICEPS…… ufff he’s deffo more buff than Oscar tho🥵 thanks for sharing babe, always appreciated 😩😩😩

#asks #Jackie 🧡 #buttercup 🥰 #not so pg stuff #be aware sexy hand content at the bottom 😌😌 #Oscar #Liam

[blue-kyber]

Ok.

There was no way I was going to read A Court of Thorns and Roses, or the books that came (heheh) after it, but out of curiosity, I wanted to know why my dash was covered in fairy dick, and if the dick was that good, so I watched the funniest review of all the books.

Bro, I still can't find a Plot among the Dicks.

I get its fairy smut - and I can let that slide. Smut's a 'release' for some people. You're welcome to it.

There were elements I didn't like. And it wasn't the smut just because I'm ACE. Among the messed up parts of the story, turning one character from the protagonist to the antagonist, and then shitting all over him for the next few books in a savage manner that makes you go "just leave the guy alone already. He's dead" and then erasing all of that with a "let's be the bigger person here. Life's too short to stay angry." Like........... Bitch, you and the rest roasted Tamlin's corpse over an open fire for hundreds of pages. His PTSD was seen as evil and no one tried to help him, but your candy ass was healed because you're fuckable?

And THEN there's the fucking in the sky scene where people's houses are almost destroyed by Rhys' massive shlong. NOT TO MENTION... the BJ scene in a tent where where people are LITERALLY SCREAMING AND DYING OUTSIDE THE FABRIC.

Plus, the "oh, I feel so bad for them" Feyre who has 5 houses but can't figure out how to help the victims of the war. Bitch, give up a house or two! You say you're humble and don't need excessive stuff, so even giving them 3 of your 5 abodes shouldn't be hard for you.

And how feminism was invented because a woman was suddenly given permission by a man to make her own choice. Like... Woke, but not. I get that it's set in a patriarchal time, and it's a mysoginistic world, but come on, really? Rhys is an asshole in the first book, then suddenly Mother Teresa with a huge dong?

It's really just high and mighty "I'm better than you" rich immortals trying to find something to do, and deciding on each other.

Then there's the non-consensual stuff I won't get into, the manipulation, and the comment of her mom being 18, when her father was 900 YEARS OLD.

...........

I paused the review video right there and said out loud, "OK, NO."

Like, I know the race I created can live to be over 1K, but even THEY have rules regarding the minors of their species.

BUTT....

I did cum away from this book with some helpful information:

The repetitive writing (like, Melissa wrote the same thing 4 or 5 times, and then again from different POVs as if the reader can't be trusted to fill in the blanks with their imagination). The repetitive writing (see what I did there?) taught me that maybe my sister is right about the tangents I go off on in my book. When I have the time and focus, I'm going through it carefully to either remove, move, or adjust these tangents.

The POV. I need to make sure I stick to a POV for each chapter. If I switch it up, then I need to make it very clear who's eyes we're looking through.

Don't give your boyfriend head when lives are being snuffed out within earshot.

Make sure the age gap between romantic partners in the race I created is reasonable and doesn't include minors. i.e. A 150 year old young adult should leave a 50 year old kid alone. Yes, a generation is 30 years, but they're only allowed to be together if they're both adults, or both dating below the age of 100. Or if the other person is from a race that doesn't live much beyond 100. Because, really, options are limited, and short-lived species get a pass - but not below the age they're considered minors. For fucks sake, leave the kids at the park.

If anything, - like the Star Wars Sequels - these books gave me insights on how NOT to structure a story, and how not to write. So it's a good example of what not to do. Like repeat stuff. Like I just did. See that? Learning. :)

All in all - smut aside - these are terribly written books I wouldn't recommend if you want any kind of decent interaction or plot.

But if you want fairy dicks slapping you in the face, and you swoon over the swooning, and pine over the incessant pining, and that's the reason why you're reading them, then by all means... Bon appetite.

My guess is you also like "Fifty Shades," "Twilight" and "The Mister," so those tags are blocked, too.

...Except "Twilight," because the memes are just too good.

#Things I'll never read for 1000