#fucking to cbat

[sharpth1ng]

Modern au Stu and Mickey probably play cbat un-ironically 🤷‍♀️

(Billy doesn't have the guts to murder stu)

LMAO YOU ARE SO RIGHT. Mickey is trying to get people to play this at parties and shit.

Honestly its possible Billy isn't even aware of the meme, he would just be like "why are you so into this? Why did you start playing this every time we fuck?"

Also yeah, whenever Billy tries to murder Stu they just end up having sex. It's just foreplay now.

#fucking to cbat #mickey altieri #stu macher #douchebags #ask

[eyesxxyou]

Hobie would definately use songs to give oblivious reader hints that he WANTS them.

Bro puts Knock me up by Mindless Self-indulgence on, staring RIGHT at reader during the "can't wait for you to knock me up" parts.

He puts Faggot by the same band, throwing a small "hey I want you to hear this it reminds me of you" and tries to see your reaction to the chorus.

Same with IWSS. Lights Down Low. Mary on a Cross. Every single raunchy, sexual meaning song he puts it on to see if you can catch a hint through music.

Hobie definitely loves to have sex with music on. IDC what anyone says.

#{eye's inbox} #{👁️ inbox} #🐘 anon #he puts on music every time #likes fucking you to the rhythm like cbat

[lucidmagic]

Controversial take but.....

Lady D fucks to the rhythm of Cbat

#if I can't escape this meme on tiktok you guys can't escape it on tumblr #ITS SUCH A BAD RHYTHM TO FUCK TO NO WONDER HIS GIRLFRIEND HATES IT #THRUSTING TO THE TUNE OF CBAT #of all the memes #TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off #cbat #lady dimitrescu #Lady D #alcina dimitrescu #reddit: today i fucked up #lady alcina dimitrescu #re8 alcina #re8 lady dimitrescu

[kittyvampire]

my entire tiktok fyp is just videos about that reddit guy and his batshit insane ‘sex jam’ song and i PROMISE YOU i could probably get it on to even worse music

#babygirl we are fucking to two trucks and you are gonna like it #cbat

[poshhyena]

Temporary Secretary by Paul McCartney and Cbat by Hudson Mohawke are the most songs of all time.

#temporary secretary #paul mccartney #hudson mohawke #cbat #sex music #fuck town #love making jams

[ask-avb-au]

#ava green #avm green #animator vs animation #animation vs minecraft #ava #avm #atla #lok #tlok #avatar the last airbender #the legend of korra #ask ava vs bending #this song….. and its lore……. #nonny i had to do RESEARCH for this #i could have lived blissfully in ignorance but nooooo you just HAD to ask about cbat #the things i do for this fucking fandom #i deserve a reward

[tnystrk-exe]

I’ve been trying to sleep for five hours and can only hear Cbat over and over in my head. How the hell did she fuck him to that for two years????

#fuck her for plauging me with this #im so tired #but those sad ass horns keep me awake #cbat

[forgetmenotboys]

Here’s a couple more :^) I’m still getting a feel for these things

#kazposting #harvest moon ds #harvest moon ds cute #funny #edits #my edits #harvest moon #bokumono #bokujou monogatari #screensnorts #and yes rock would be the fucking cbat guy dont @ me

[dark-elf-writes]

I love how some reddit posts just become ubiquitous. Like you make a vague post about sex playlists and everyone is just like CBAT?!?!!?

THE GIRL RECOGNIZED THE THRUST PATTERN EVEN WITHOUT THE MUSIC HOW CAN ANYONE EVER GET OVER THAT

#the elf talks #draco Malfoy fucks to cbat #I will not accept any criticism we all know I’m right

[goosewithtwoos]

we may or may not know where bob floyd is canonically a virgin but we know for DAMN SURE he wouldn’t fuck someone to cbat

#bob floyd #top gun #top gun maverick #bob fucks #shit post #crack post #cbat

[ankylosaurusthesaurus]

dream blunt rotation is that guy from reddit who fucked his gf to that song for two years, his gf, and hudson mohawke

#reddit guy #TWO YEARS. TWO FUCKING YEARS #hudson mowhake #cbat

[zmpl]

ashamed to admit that i’ve had my very good and very sexual bedroom playlist public for like five months now and i’m just now realizing i never added shawty wanna fuck

#i had cbat on there five times in a row but not one shawty wanna fuck. sad!

[inkyquince]

PC seducing Eden with "lemme put some music on for the mood" and then PC is the Cbat guy

Ngl? Death.

Eden fully just... He's lived without music or Tv or internet for so long and you ruin his lil radio with that?

Buries you alive

Basically covers your body in clay and cooks you for a fornight. Never regrets it.

As he should

#ask #on gOD #i love cbat #i fucking love everything about it #i love sending every video i find on it to october and quiet #they hate me #THEY HATE ME #eheheh

[frogchiro]

ANNOUNCEMENT❗❗❗

I watched the cyno character trailer and i find him to be very scrunkle and scrongly and i want him beside me like yesterday

#kin speaks #i want him to fuck me to cbat :((( #and whisper terrible jokes in my ear :(((

[portalford-hasadeathray]

Why the FUCK is CBAT ON MY PLAYLIST

#IM GONNA FUCKING CRY #cbat #rambles

[patorucho]

ycucurucho unironically listens to if the joker could beatbox do you think itd be funny if i just posted that on thecensusbureau

#vindixtxt #i am not joking when i say that this fucking robot has the WORST music taste. #it listens to fucking cbat