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katiekutthroat · 1 year

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@lizzobeeating is a goddess and honestly a beacon reminding us to love ourselves for who we are and appreciate the differences in each other.. plus she’s just a boss! So with her same energy I wanted to create a series of magnets to remind us that we are awesome, beautiful, and we got this! $30 a piece, they are 4”x4” #lizzo #lizzobeeating #lizzotruthhurts #lizzojuice #lizzomemes #crossstitch #selflove #katiekutthroat #etsy #etsyseller #etsystarseller #lizzoquotes #etsygonegothic #subversivecrossstitch #funnycrossstitch #crossstitchersofinstagram #crossstitchdesignersofinstagram #crossstitching #crossstitchers #homedecor #kitchendecor #crossstitchmagnet (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoAxbPZyUmL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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emmasartanddesignco · 1 year

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Excited to share this item from my #etsy shop: Let’s Get Basted Cross Stitch Pattern, Cross Stitch PDF, Easy Cross-Stitch Design, Turkey Embroidery Design, Funny, Thanksgiving Design #birthday #embroidery #christmas #crossstitchpattern #crossstitch #moderncrossstitch #crossstitchchart #countedcrossstitch #funnycrossstitch https://etsy.me/3NClGj3 #moderncrossstitch #crossstitchersofinstagram #xstitchersofinstagram #xstitch #crossstitch #christmas #christmastree #christmasdecor #xmas #merrychristmas #love #christmastime #winter #handmade #natale #christmasgifts #santa #christmasiscoming #christmasdecorations #holidays #crossstitching https://www.instagram.com/p/CklqsDmoTHK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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sturdy-nerdy-stitchery · 1 year

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🔪𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐔𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰.

Because generally, that is frowned upon. Accept yourself wholly. Fully. With out doubt. Be who you are. Just don't be a serial killer. Nobody likes those.

So, uh. Did I seriously just release 2 patterns in ONE week?! That's a new thing! Don't expect it to last forever.

Because I had another in the works, and then my computer acted funky and I had to restart it. Lost the last chunk of work on it. Decided to put it in a time out.

Find the pattern on my etsy. Or use this direct link! 𝐡𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐬://𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐲.𝐜𝐨𝐦/𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝟏𝟑𝟐𝟓𝟕𝟎𝟗𝟎𝟎𝟖/𝐧𝐨-𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥-𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐬-𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞-𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟?𝐫𝐞𝐟=𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠_𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝_𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭

If you like what I do, consider showing your support (as well as snagging a free pattern) over on my ko-fi page. Buying me a coffee brightens my day, and this tired mama could use some starbucks. 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐤𝐨-𝐟𝐢.𝐜𝐨𝐦/𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲 . . . . . #CrossStitch #CrossStitching #XStitch #XStitching #SelfAffirmation #MentalHealth #Etsy #EtsyCrossStitch #CrossStitchPattern #CrossStitchPAtterns #Halloween #TrueCrime #CrossStitchLove #CrossStitchLover #CrossStitchlovers #CrossStitchingIsBadAss #CrossStitchItsFun #CrossStitchBitch #SturdyNerdyStitchery #FunnyCrossStitch #SnarkyCrossStitch #subversivecrossstitch #Chainsaw #SelfLove #Embroidery #NeedlePoint #Colorado #ColoradoSprings #truecrimecommunity

#Cross Stitch #Cross Stitching #Cross Stitch Pattern #X Stitch #True Crime #Self Love #Self Affirmation #Self Compassion #Funny #Quote #Sturdy Nerdy Stitchery

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jesievans · 4 years

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The back of my first finished cross stitch pattern of 2020! . . . #dmc #thestitcherywitchery #crossstitch #crossstitchersofinstagram #embroidery #embroideryofinstagram #subversivecrossstitch #funnycrossstitch #subversivestitch #behindthescenes #hoopbooty #hoopbutt #stitchbutt #stitchguts #xstitch #xstitchpattern #crossstitchpattern #xstitcher #xstitchersofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B7boS2glpsw/?igshid=1csd3p05jqzyp

#dmc #thestitcherywitchery #crossstitch #crossstitchersofinstagram #embroidery #embroideryofinstagram #subversivecrossstitch #funnycrossstitch #subversivestitch #behindthescenes #hoopbooty #hoopbutt #stitchbutt #stitchguts #xstitch #xstitchpattern #crossstitchpattern #xstitcher #xstitchersofinstagram

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lilstabbiesstitch · 2 years

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#crossstitch #punkcrossstitch #gothcrossstitch #newwave #punkduck #funnycrossstitch #crossstitchpattern

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hoebowdesigns · 3 years

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My latest #crossstitchcommission 😂 can't wait to hear about the recipient's reaction when they receive it 😁 and (hopefully 🤞🏻) see a picture of it in #prideofplace in its new #foreverhome ♥ 🏡 #housewarminggifts #crossstitchgifts #vegangifts #sustainablegifts #vegansustainablebusiness #veganbusinessuk #sustainablebusinessuk #sustainabilityuk #handmadecraftsuk #subversivestitching #naughtycrossstitch #naughtycrossstitches #naughtycrossstitching #funnycrossstitch #funnycrossstitches #funnycrossstitching #hoebowdesigns https://www.instagram.com/p/CQvQ5SPsUUe/?utm_medium=tumblr

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fangirlstitch · 6 years

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Yeah, it means what you think it does. 😉😘🍆 Buy it here: https://etsy.me/2F1eecr Or get the #pattern: https://etsy.me/2HLwIkd #crossstitchersofinstagram #crossstitch #crafts #subversivecrossstitch #naughty #oscarwilde #funny #funnycrossstitch #embroidery #etsy #etsyshop #etsyseller #shoplinkinbio

#etsy #subversivecrossstitch #etsyseller #shoplinkinbio #naughty #crossstitchersofinstagram #pattern #crossstitch #funny #etsyshop #oscarwilde #funnycrossstitch #embroidery #crafts

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urbanstitches · 4 years

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(via 99 Problems Learn Cross Stitch Learn To Cross Stitch Free - Urban Stitches)

#99 problems #funnycrossstitch #cross stitch #free cross stitch pattern #https://urbanstitches.co.uk

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fangirlstitches · 4 years

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😍😍this was one of the first patterns I designed and I still love seeing it finished. 😍 . Posted @withregram • @tsarina_of_xstitch True statement when walking into my office or home! Pattern from @fangirlstitches! #instastitch #handmade #geeky #geekygirl #geekystuff #funnycrossstitch #stitchersofinstagram #stitchersgonnastitch #stitching #xstitch #xstitchers #xstitchingofinstagram #xstitcher #xstitching #xstitchersofinstagram #xstitchersofig #nerdystuff #nerdy #nerdygirl #moderncrossstitch #makersgonnamake #fangirl #fangirling #fangirlproblems #crosstitch #crossstitch #crossstitchofinstagram #crossstitcherofinstagram #crossstitchersofinstagram #crossstitcher https://www.instagram.com/p/CDhXdT9HQut/?igshid=ty3w4i3n0mza

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sassistitchboutique-blog · 6 years

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This new cross stitch pattern and kit is available with all its vintage flair and foul language. What’s not to love?! Find it at sassistitchboutique.etsy.com

#cross stitch #cross stitch pattern #cross stitch kit #craftybitch #crafty #subversivecrossstitch #funnycrossstitch #fuckoff #kindly fuck off #etsyseller

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smartmouthstitches · 5 years

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Finally got around to mounting this baby! . . . . #smartmouthstitches #crossstitchersofinstagram #xstitch #xstitchersofinstagram #crossstitch #funnycrossstitch #funny #funnyanimalnames #trashpanda #etsy https://www.instagram.com/p/BxgHuGdHMW-/?igshid=gk40vx770wh9

#smartmouthstitches #crossstitchersofinstagram #xstitch #xstitchersofinstagram #crossstitch #funnycrossstitch #funny #funnyanimalnames #trashpanda

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katiekutthroat · 1 year

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Trust me, I’ve seen some try! This little guy is available in my shop! #youcantpolishaturd #crossstitch #makersmovement #crossstitchersofinstagram #xstitch #katiekutthroat #etsy #etsystore #etsyartist #etsyseller #handmadeofinstagram #etsysellersofinstagram #fiberartist #offensivecrossstitch #textileartist #vulgarcrossstitch #threadart #rudecrossstitch #makersofinstagram #makersgonnamake #xstitchersofinstagram #creativescommunity #dmcthreads #funnycrossstitch #craftersofinstagram #subversivecrossstitch #etsysgonegothic #subversivestitching #moderncrossstitch (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqEch9bvsz5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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emmasartanddesignco · 1 year

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Excited to share this item from my #etsy shop: Oh My Gourd I Love Fall Cross Stitch Pattern, Cross Stitch PDF, Easy Cross-Stitch Design, Pumpkin Embroidery Design, Funny Quote X-Stitch #birthday #embroidery #christmas #crossstitchpattern #moderncrossstitch #crossstitch #crossstitchchart #countedcrossstitch #funnycrossstitch https://etsy.me/3T6WfYi #moderncrossstitch #crossstitchersofinstagram #xstitchersofinstagram #xstitch #crossstitch #christmas #christmastree #christmasdecor #xmas #merrychristmas #love #christmastime #winter #handmade #natale #christmasgifts #santa #christmasiscoming #christmasdecorations #holidays #crossstitching https://www.instagram.com/p/Cklqk6RIn9j/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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sturdy-nerdy-stitchery · 2 years

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👻𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐇𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍!👻 Because sometimes, home sweet home isn't what you think.

Sometimes, it's hell. Because all the things that go bump in the night keep leaving messes. Broken things. Leaving things out for you to stub your toe on.

Or maybe it's just your ADHD keeping a messy house, a kid who is accident prone, and a partner who keeps forgetting to put things away from the floor.

It's ok. You can blame the ghostly spirits in the house. I won't judge.

Or, maybe it IS a ghost! In which case, who are you gunna call? Uh. The Ghost Busters, maybe? Or just hang this in the foyer to let guests know you have an invisible friend.

The pattern is 111 stitches x 111 stitches and features 11 colors! You can find the pattern in my etsy page, find that shit in my bio! Or, Ican make it easier for you. Here you go:

𝐡𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐬://𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐲.𝐜𝐨𝐦/𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝟏𝟑𝟏𝟖𝟖𝟎𝟕𝟎𝟐𝟎/𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞-𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭-𝐛𝐮𝐦𝐩-𝐢𝐧-𝐭𝐡𝐞-𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭-𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭?𝐫𝐞𝐟=𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠_𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝_𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭

And, if you like the work I do, the content I create, feel free to check out my Ko-Fi page. I also keep free patterns in there, just sayin'. Plus, buying me a coffee is a great way to show support, and give me a little treat pick me up at starbucks before PSL season ends. 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐤𝐨-𝐟𝐢.𝐜𝐨𝐦/𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲

So, uh. Feel free to reblog the shit out of this. Feel free to like it. To buy it. To laugh at it. OR uh. Feel free to message me if you want to test stitch this in return for um. some more free patterns? Sorry, can’t pay anyone yet. . . . . #CrossStitch #CrossStitching #CrossStitcher #CrossStitcherOfInstagram #SturdyNerdyStitchery #XStitch #Halloween #Ghost #Ghosts #HauntedHouse #GhostBusters #Colorado #ColoradoSprings #CrossStitchingIsBadAss #Needlework #Haunted #Haunting #HomeSweetHome #HomeSweetHell #Apparitions #CrossStitchItsFun #CrossstitchingOfInstagram #SubversiveCrossStitch #FunnyCrossStitch #HalloweenCrossStitch #SpookyCrossStitch #Spooky #Hauntedhouses #HalloweenSeason #paranormalactivity

#Cross Stitch #Cross Stitching #Halloween #Cross Stitch PAttern #Haunted House #Home Sweet Home #Ghosts #Paranorma #Ghost #Etsy

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jesievans · 5 years

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6th color is DMC 777 Very Dark Raspberry. Any Halloween guesses??? . . . #movie #scarymovies #horror #comedy #zombie #dmc #thestitcherywitchery #crossstitch #crossstitchersofinstagram #embroidery #embroideryofinstagram #art #subversivecrossstitch #funny #funnycrossstitch #subversivestitch #humor #monster #halloween #happyhalloween (at Louisville, Kentucky) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Sx3i1lJio/?igshid=1d2ifwnh56uyh

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craftygal65 · 5 years

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Awesome! (RepostBy @mycathatesyoushop: "After braving the crowds and traffic on Black Friday to buy a new car, and having to go to the mall this weekend for an unavoidable errand, I’m definitely feeling this one, Clark. Shop now to save 30% at mycathatesyoushop.com (link in bio). . . . #christmasvacation #clarkgriswold #funnycrossstitch #funnychristmas #christmas #nationallampoons #thegriswolds #blackfriday #crossstitch #christmascrossstitch #crossstitching #crossstitchersofinstagram #snarkycrossstitch #mycathatesyou #cybermonday #cybermondaysale #holidaysale #needlework #crafty #craftybitch #shescrafty #hallelujahholyshitwheresthetylenol #xstitchersofinstagram #xstitch" (via #InstaRepost @AppsKottage)) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqpRenbFO_Y/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8eokvhuzm552

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