#give this bitch a plot

[phoenixiancrystallist]

HAPPY PI DAY :D

Month 3, day 14, I don't know what I'm figuring out but I'm figuring it out. Something now makes sense, but I don't know what makes sense. It's been that kind of day today :P

#the great artscapade of 2023 #art #my art #my animation #walk cycle #oc: mizu #so legit does anyone want to be my platonic sugar daddy? #I don't wanna work I just want to stay home and snuggle the cat and play Forspoken and write fanfiction and do art all day ): #I may or may not have been slightly ignoring my actual job a little bit at work to write my self-insert isekai Forspoken fanfic >.> #I'm at 6203 words of just spitballing scene ideas #I need to actually sit down and try to plan things out #give this bitch a plot #bitches love plot #but right now I'm having fun just basically writing down my miscellaneous daydreams XD #look it's not my fault my daydreams like to follow story and character arcs #...or if it is my fault I don't know how I accomplished that feat #unfortunately all of it's gonna either change or be obsolete when I finally get my greedy little paws on all of the archive entries XD #and when I finish the post-game stuff #...and probably by then the In Tanta We Trust DLC will be out and I'll have to get and play that #........and probably also when Bard or my brother plays and beats the story and I have other people to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA with #they may have insights I do not that will change my opinions or ideas on things! :D #if I didn't have a job I could finish sticking Frey's nose into every nook and cranny on Athia and find things faster #hint hint nudge nudge et cetera #but alas #a girl can merely vividly daydream ):

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Flashback, warm nights.

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#Poorly Drawn MDZS #MDZS #Season 1 #wei wuxian #lan wanji #jiang cheng #should I have a teen tag? for all the flashbacks? Maybe I'll add it later #Linking the song for its 80's vibes + flashback melancholy + I think its fun #We have finally arrived at the cloud recess flashback! Dramatic first meetings under the moonlight! A sword fight! acknowledgement of skill #Its like everything you see in a 'No Homo' martial arts story that makes you go 'hold on that's a little...' #except we rejoice; for these bitches do be nurturing plot relevant homoromantic tension #I have to give a shout out to 15 year old wwx for in all honesty he had no way of knowing who he was facing #on day *one* of cultivation Christian summer camp! talk about bad luck #ok some other notes: I wanted to give non mxy!wwx distinct features while still looking somewhat consistant #and i think im happy with it! Softer bangs + mole + different hair tie ain't much but it works for me #they'll soon all be in white with small accents so I gotta do what I can #What im not happy about is my paneling B*/ theres no excuse for why I went back to the bad 3 square format other than I was lazy #Sadly I do these in batches so my bad habits stick around for a little longer

[ihaveanaversiontodecisions]

the way that the newest malevolent episode is objectively the tamest we've had in a while but still managed to cause such deep emotional damage that I felt physically sick is honestly impressive

#malevolent podcast #malevolent #john doe #arthur lester #give them a break #john is such a bitch #and i love him for that #malevolent part 36 #oscar malevolent #hes so bby girl #hes so real #like #uncomfortably real #too relatable for my liking #go back to being a plot device

[vvienne]

I literally woke up in the middle of the night like God will dark rise is so fucking screwed. The line that’s like. “Everyone wanted to kill the Dark King.” What’s the part where he looks at Violet helplessly, haunted, almost pleading for mercy? But of course he reveals nothing of substance to anyone. Elizabeth is too young to understand but the reader knows what “Her relationship with that boy was…unnatural” can mean. Tying him to bedposts? Failing to strangle him? What else? Never not even once seeing beyond a mythological identity Will himself didn’t know he had? What did he think was the reason? That he was just intrinsically hateful? Of course he says nothing. Of course Violet can’t trust him- he’s given her nothing as painfully real as what she’s given him. So he gives her the sword hoping at least he can die at the hands of someone he loved, but even that doesn’t work out - she gives the sword to a Visander still furious at SARCEAN. The pattern continues; no one looks at Will, who vomits when he realizes what’s happened to James, Will who is much of a liar and killer and sneak as Elizabeth accuses but nonetheless wants to be different. Even when he doesn’t remember his own past. There’s no way out for him that doesn’t hurt. Hope this obsession passes soon given the one and a half years of waiting required for book 3

#dark rise series #dark heir #rarely does a cliffhanger pain me so much #bc rarely am I ever THAT invested in a plot I am sad to say #nona the ninth was so cathartic in of itself I’m content marinating before alecto #BUT PACAT ONLY EVER GIVES EMOTIONAL CRUMBS #have any of these bitches ever known peace fr #maybe this is what reading princes gambit and not immediately having the follow up might’ve been like #honestly it’s possibly damen and Lauren just generally had less problems tho #more than his relationship even with James. will/Violet is perhaps the genuine source of like. I WISH HED GIVEN HER A REASON. #the narration that describes Violet as Will’s star in the night…….. like fuck fine #will can’t reach any level of genuine intimacy with James bc the mess of fraught noncon dynamics is this massive unspoken horrible thing #wills identity is personal w James in a way it is with no one else but James is so fucking oblivious of undercurrents it comes unbalanced #and will knows it. but (as far as we know) violet isn’t reborn has no history with sarcean the dark king she’s literallt just Some Guy #and that almost makes it worse???????? that they are so loyal to each other even as he’s keeping a massive secret? #they weren’t dated or destined to entangle the way will is w characters like James and Katherine #and I think that makes his rship with Violet possibly the realest and truest experience of trust and love will has ever had #like it’s nothing bro. truly she knows nothing about him other than his lies of omission and her faith in him goodness which may or may not #beiltimately justified. but that was probably as honest and close will ever got to anyone. and him to her.

[isa-ah]

listen. "shigeo" and "mob" have separate identities, memories, relationships and ego states within his headspace... ritsu calls "shigeo" the "alternate version" of his brother....... plural mob real

#systems that are 2 alters are normal #and i love love love the idea that 'mob' is the protector alter bc. hey me too! thats also my role in my system thats why i host #and would also be why he hosts. bc 'shigeo' is outspokenly mistrustful of everyone around them bc of how he was treated #it vibes. it vibes. i vibe. so happy abt it #and for context to the comic i posted earlier #its honestly. so fucking normal for a newly overt or loosely covert system to struggle with self pronouns #i / we / me / us etc #and so. i must give this to him. #plus imagine if theyre separate alters. 'shigeo's perception of teru is SO bad. so bad. hate that bitch. #which is so fucking funny for a post confessions plot. winning him over bc as far as 'shigeo' knows #all teru knows is choke monologue naked and lie

[todayisafridaynight]

being daigo in january 2017 was probably the happiest month of his life because he just got out of jail Again for a crime he didnt commit Again and he's probably thinking how he has to keep running the tojo clan if he wants to respect kiryu even though hes """""""'gone""""""""" or whatever and then some bitch with the newspaper in his ear like 'the governor's trying to evict us what should we do' and i can only imagine the LOUDEST sigh of relief this man had to internalize as he began to flesh out his two-year plan then and there

#snap chats #no one touch this post fuck you im drawing this at some point but im too tired but i still cant stop chortling about it #like i just know daigo was tired as balls so imagine getting THAT kind of out from it all ....... #NO MORE GUILT ABOUT IT HE GOT AN EXCUSE NOW #Oh Noooo The Governments Telling Us To Fuck Off :(( I Dont Think Theres Anything We Can Reasonably Do But Dissolve #genuinely the nicest thing aoki ever did in his entire life was give daigo an out of this sisyphean existence and he didnt even know #he just wanted to be a big ol bitch boy and accidentally made daigo the happiest man on earth #ending this post now before i think of IW's plot and get annoyed again vjlkJLKAJVAL GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE #AND ALL THAT PLANNING WAS FOR FUCKING NOTHING /SORRY/ IM STILL BITTER #IM GOING NOW FR BYE STAN DAIGO

[wyldblunt]

lorelei's fancy fussy healer fit is really cute and i love it BUT i also wanted to throw together a set for turning my brain off and running around on power longbow which i will swap to whenever i get tired of doing ASS damage on druid

#sometime i'll take more Atmospheric caps w a properly forest-y bg but for today i just wanted to snapshot the fit #lorelei #my ocs #my caps #im worried i'll never Really wanna play it bc it's a little plain and i do really love their druid fit. but it's CUTE #sometimes it's nice to have a more normal/mundane look. give that bitch some time off from looking Plot Important

[spacedlexi]

sooo glad we live in the universe where twdgs4 was rewritten to be about saving the school instead of the original lis2-esque on the road each-episode-is-a-new-location plot. really dodged a bullet there

dont know if it was due to the cuts and collapsing work environment (no budget for all the assets needed) or what but the school plot is just like the perfect setting for her to end her story. and we really almost got a plot about her.... just trying to make it back to her original house? oof

#my biggest problem with lis2 is that being on the road made a lot of your choices essentially meaningless #like wheres the threat of consequence when you know youll be gone by the next episode anyway? #the kids were originally gonna kick them out permanently.......Nightmare Scenario #the plot of her trying to get back 'home' is so silly honestly like its Just nostalgia/fan bait. convince me otherwise you cant #it makes no sense....she lived right outside a major city... that place is Not safe anymore #it wasnt even safe when she left it 8 years ago girl why would you go back #her finding a place to MAKE a new home and having to fight for it? with a community of her peers who love and respect her? so much better #shes a community leader now :) of a bunch of kids living secretly in the woods just trying to make a safe home for themselves #in a hostile world that wants them dead #love that for her #shes been managing adults since she was 11 and even before that tried to be a voice of reason. at 8 years old. community leader makes sense #s4 is just so narratively sound to me for clems character that i cant believe there was ever any other direction they wanted to go in #every time im thinking about how good s4 is i remember what it almost was......... and i am so grateful we got what we did #not only do we live in the universe where s4 is about the school but we Also live in the universe where s4 was un-cancelled :) yay #shit makes me so happy man. i remember clem is living happily at ericsons and my day is Immediately improved #these little fictional bitches in my head giving me free serotonin on command #it speaks #twdg

[ackermental]

To be fair, ROP producers did what I would have done, if I was tasked with making a show about Second Age without having the rights to Second Age source material - they wrote a Galadriel x Sauron fanfiction.

#rop #lotrrop #halbrand x galadriel #sauron and durin with elrond are saving this show from certain ruin #im doing what i always do when a show gets insufferable im turning it into a love story #let sauron fuck galadriel 2022 #imagine the drama #i dont care just give me anything at this point #mithril came from silmarill sure sure... can we go back to mairon eyefucking artanis #Elrond has been teleporting all the way to Khazad-dum in the same bathrobe for months now #yeah yeah #so how about those sauron x galadriel babies i mean we know that its possible to reproduce with maiars sooo.... #orcs can stay in the sun one second then they turn into vampires #SHALALALA Sauron is yummy so i dont care 🙅‍♀️💅 #Elrond is not a Lord pffft #but Mairon is still one sexy manipulating bitch so who gives a fuck about anything else??? #so yeah its my copium it helps me get through hours of that shit show #those episodes are like 5 hours long without this plot it would be like... years

[lord-squiggletits]

Ratchet be like "you need forged medic hands to be the absolute best blah blah"

These aren't even the hands Pharma was forged with and he seems to be doing just fuckin fine

#squiggposting #pharma apologism #btw though in my personal canon i think all medic hands should be like pharma's luna-1 hands by default #making forged medic hands just normal hands but faster and more fluid is boring #you have GIANT TRANSFORMING ROBOTS. you can edward scissorhands those bitches #give them TOOLS THAT ARE HANDS #and like. it makes sense to differentiate them from humans more #IRL a lot of the most sophisticated medical tools are like specialized machines and shit that can measure and do surgery #with literally robotic precision #if you really wanted that whole plot with ratchet then like. his preoccupation with forged medic hands would make more sense #if medic hands have a billion tools packed in by default #because then you could have this thing like. well you CAN do surgery with boring old hands but #why would you when you can just have hands/arms that TURN INTO TOOLS and can all operate simultaneously

[chrollohearttags]

I be knowing it’s some of y’all who be kiki’ing in my inbox + comments, on here sending me that shit. and if I EVER post it, y’all gone be sick.

#but me? imma have a field day #use a vpn babes #it’ll be a lot safer than playing w me #I can promise you that #cherry chats 🍒 #like y’all really be trying me on here #but if I drop them users #it’s gone be #‘ur a big acct doxxing ppl’ #I’m a bitch who don’t give af #dpwm on here cause I mind my fucking business #y’all can’t clock me for my writing cause y’all be the same bitches asking for tips and stealing plots #so attacking me for a simple fucking hobby is the best you miserable bitches can do

[satancopilotsmytardis]

I just read Dalliance and it was SO GOOD!!!! Do you have plans to update it soon or is it more on the back burner? No worries if you don’t have plans to update it- I know you’re working on other things and I will happily read whatever you write!! (Also just read Changing Currents and it was FANTASTIC)

I'm so glad you're enjoying it so far! I have quite a few WIPs at the moment so I'm not sure when Dalliance will be updated next, it and Changing Currents are currently my beefiest projects and I've been having to cut back writing time for my two jobs. But rest assured, I have Big Plans for Dalliance once I have the time to get back to it!

#i think im gonna tey to close out changing currents then the kinktober prompts then bitch me violently then dalliance then going live #that will give me some time between the two that have the most plot and the longest estimated word counts #tanco speaks #ask #asks #literally no joke if you guys want faster updates donating to my ko-fi #is the best way to get them #when i have enough money to pay my bills i can work less hours and write more

[martianbugsbunny]

Cherik has the most bitch4bitch energy I have ever seen in a couple well done lads

#especially in the prequel movies #also I love that Charles gives slightly more bitch vibes than erik does it's iconic of him #erik may be the guy who hatches evil plots but Charles is just the bitchier person #how many times can I say the word in one post lol #cherik #Charles Xavier #erik lehnsherr #magneto #professor x #xmen #Charles x erik #Erik x charles #bitch4bitch #the duality of man is exemplified in the way Charles can be both a sweethearted optimist and a total B at the same time #martianbugsbunny ships

[yes-i-ship-people]

If you think about it, you are just a plot device to get the story moving. You barely get any real screentime, your backstory isn't really looked backed on unless another character has something to do with it, and the "real" main characters don't really care about you. Because, you? You are just some guy/gal following around their adventures, and an errandboy.

They even misgender you if you pick the female character.

#dragon raja #plot #bitch just include us in the story and give us an actually good backstory #dragon raja mc #dragon Raja Z #dragon raja Renata #tw misgendering #whyyyyyyyyy #plot device

[bishonenspit]

every time people fundamentally misunderstand the patalliro characters i lose years off my life

#bii talk tag #this isn't about anything specific dw im just thinking in general #the amount of bad takes ive seen in my time here.... augh #mostly abt The Mawaich obviously ppl just don't GET HIM... like obviously i consider myself the CEO of him but actually #the one thing ppl get wrong imo is that he was softened and lost his bad assery later in the manga which i DISAGREE WITH #at no point in maraich's life did he CHOOSE to be trained as an assassin and do what he does that's like key lore #he was raised by larken and trained as an assassin since he was a child he didn't really WANT to do any of that business #and even post figaro he still shows up and participates in major plots more than ban does!!! tbh!!! #just bc he had a kid and started doing housework doesn't mean he became useless that's literally the opposite #and even before having figaro ppl say he got softened GOD FORBID!!! like u know!!! and he's STILL doin shit!! whatever man #i hate it fr he's not a weak character for living comfortably he's still capable you guys are just haters 🫵‼️ #also any time ppl call patalliro annoying i get annoyed bitch it's his show don't watch it if you're not here for him #also ppl give ban way too much credit he is Stupid #anyways im just Thinking

[yourqueenb]

I think Dirty Little Secrets is interesting so far. And I’m surprised I haven’t seen more about it. It feels different than PB’s usual in some ways

#choices dls #choices dirty little secrets #choices #choices stories you play #playchoices #yeah it seems like they’re still gonna lean heavily on smut #that’s no surprise #but at least the LI has a little allure to him #and we’re not fucking cheating for once 🙄 #I’m sure the HOA bitch won’t be too different from their usual antagonists either #she def gives Vanessa from MoTY vibes #but I like the messiness of having a book centered around a neighborhood #I wanna know all the tea lol #and I want our neighbors gossiping about us and the LI #and obviously I’m especially intrigued by Sadie saying he killed his wife #the mystery aspect makes all of this even more interesting #so yeah overall we’ll see how PB handles it #hopefully they learned from the mistakes they made in MoTY with Vanessa and the PTA #and hopefully they don’t drop the ball on the mystery like they usually do #which is honestly very likely since they have a tendency to ignore plot in favor of smut 🤦🏽‍♀️ #either way though I’m tentatively optimistic #choices app