Wolfgang: I’m sorry kid, you want me to what?
High Five: Well, Wolfy- Wait, am I allowed to call you ‘Wolfy’?
Wolfgang: 'Wolfgang' is fine, kid.
High Five: Right, I guess that would be kinda weird what with the whole ‘exile’ thing…
Wolfgang: Look, kid, I’m getting arrested here. You mind getting to the point?
High Five: Oh, right, yes, I guess you would be in kind of a rush considering your circumstances. Uh, look, I just have this music studies 101 paper that’s due like, eugh, tomorrow and, as you can imagine, music’s not really my forte, I’m more into aeronautics and that’s beside the point- Look, your dossier on the cultural impact of rock is revolutionary and, honestly, if it wasn’t for the fact that you’re a wanted terrorist, you’d be one of the biggest faces in the field, so I was wondering if I could leverage you for some…. uncredited help?
Wolfgang: ….
High Five: …Please?
Wolfgang: (tearing up) ...You think my work is revolutionary?
High Five: Is that a yes? Cause I can see the Trap Masters coming with the paddy wagon.
Wolfgang: (openly crying) Y-Yeah, sure kid, whatever…
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Blades: (punches Golden Queen in the face)
Golden Queen: Gah!! Damn it!!
Blades: Answer the question, Goldie!
Golden Queen: You little brat, you’ll pay for this!
Blades: (starts choking Golden Queen out) If you know what is good for your health you will not make me ask again, now answer the question!
Golden Queen: Alright, alright!! …The three branches of government are legislative, executive, and judicial.
Blades: (letting go) Damn it! I knew I got that question wrong…
Golden Queen: (struggling to breathe) Wait a minute, you already took the test?!
Blades: Man, shut up! The fuck are you still doing conscious?! (punches Golden Queen’s lights out)
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Dr. Krankcase: (mixing an alchemical brew) Hmm, yes, an interesting reaction.
Echo: …Bro, did you just mix oil and water and call it an ‘interesting reaction’?
Dr. Krankcase: You?! How did you get here?! How did you find my lair?!
Echo: I’m smart, and you’re basic.
Dr. Krankcase: I am not bas- What do you want?!
Echo: Well, I got a chemistry paper due tomorrow and Mags told me you’re apparently a great alchemist but, from what I’ve seen, I already know more than you. I’m out of here.
Dr. Krankcase: I’m a great alchemist! I know things! Where are you going?!
Echo: To go talk to- Get off me, man- To go talk to Pop Fizz or Bad Juju or any of the other ten million potion experts in Skylands.
Dr. Krankcase: But I know thi-!! Okay, I guess, just… forget I was here. Don’t tell Eon about us!
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Since Flynn won the Tumblr Sexyman Poll the second time, I’d be cool so see him on a podest, holding a cup while the 2nd and 3rd place winners are next to him, quite dissatisfied
This is such a silly idea i started and ended up doing a finished drawing.
Funny that Flynn won twice even though he is not classic tumblr sexyman material, gays keep winning I guess.
GG folks tho that poll was stressful to watch.
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