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oautincorrectquotes · 5 months
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Emma: Why are only roosters allowed to start there day screaming?
Regina: Because we sleep in the same bed and i will murder you.
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demonicbaby666 · 8 months
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Emma: What’s it like dating me?
Regina: You ever had a migraine and been turned on at the same time?
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fridaquesadilla · 10 months
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To me they were canon. Also the fact that the swen fandom is coming back to life makes me so happy!!
Ps. Sorry I keep forgetting to post here
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phaticserpent · 1 year
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Can you do headcanon for reader being slipped a very temporary truth potion (only works for one or two questions) and when Pan says, "What have you been trying to hide lately?" Reader blurts out that she's in love with him.
Oooooooo I like the prompt!!
Warning: drugged (ish), confession
You've been avoiding Pan, well....trying to. He woukd notice how you would often shy away from him
And he would try everything to get you to open up and relax around him, unknowing that it was making your feelings for him, worse.
Until, a group of lost boys wanted to play a small prank and slipped a truth potion in your drink. Before they could even ask you a question, Pan whisked you away.
"What's wrong?" You asked.
"Do you have anything to say to me?"
"Truthfully, no."
"What have you been trying to hide lately? Why are you avoiding me?" Pan demands.
"I have feelings for you!" You blurted out. Pan stared at you in shock and you blink, oblivious. And the realization sets in. "Oh, OH! Uh......I mean, I have a very strong......likeness for you?" You tried to dismiss your confession.
"You have feelings for me?" Pan reiterates.
There you go, Y/N, now you've done it, you thought to yourself.
"Well why didn't you say something sooner?" Pan scoffs. Which leaves you staring at him in confusion. "You really thought I wouldn't return your feelings?"
"Well...yeah. You made it very clear about your distate for romantic love." You crossed your arms. "I can't believe you're blaming me."
"Only because I've been hiding feelings for you! Do you know how frustrated I've been?"
"You?" You laughed. "Do you know how much shit I would get if I confessed feelings for the leader of the lost boys? I would get trampled on."
"You know I wouldn't let that happen to you." Pan assures, he reached out. You hesitantly embrace his touch, gently taking his hand. "Please, love."
".....you know I can't resist when you look at me like that." You laughed. Pan let out a soft chuckle, pulling you closer to him.
Your face flushed and you looked away as his lips was just inches from yours. He placed a short kiss on your cheeks before pulling away.
You blinked in surprise and stared at him. With your face still flushed, you grabbed his shirt and pulled him in, pressing your lips to his.
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lalixlizzie · 8 months
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Snow and a clone of Snow:
David: Two Snows, where am I, heaven?
Regina: Two Snows, where am I, hell?
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Headcanons for being in a love triangle between Killian Jones and Prince Charming/David Nolan would include...
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God, get ready for every single thing to be a contest. It can get quite exhausting because they're both extremely stubborn and even the simplest of things will be turned into a competition of who can do it better.
They're very different in their approaches to you.
Killian is very forthcoming and flirty, always with a compliment and dirty joke but underneath all the flirting, he's genuine and what he's saying is true... he just likes to make you laugh and it takes time for you to break down his walls.
David is - would you guess - charming. He wears his heart on his sleeve so you and him usually have rather deep conversations about how he feels, about how much he cares for you. You appreciate that he can so easily express himself. David also is good at knowing when to pump the brakes if he ever steps a line or goes too far.
Despite their bickering and arguing and competitions, if anything happens to you the two of them will go to literal hell and back to get you safe.
You're their number one priority so they'll do anything it takes for you to be safe.
They're both protective of you, at times over protective. There was once a time when they insisted on having one of them by your side at all times like a bodyguard.
Killian always knows how to make you laugh. He's there on your bad days with a joke and a smile.
David's just so sweet. He always seems to know exactly what you need and when. In need of a coffee? Here he is rounding the corner, cup in hand. In need of a hug? There he is with open arms.
It's difficult because you care so much about them both so your choice to pick or not pick either is extremely difficult and takes you a long time.
Killian once suggested you become a 'throuple' or at the very least have a threesome... maybe that offer is still on the table.
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melloween-candie · 10 months
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Yandere Peter Pan
Peter Pan as a Yandere Headcanon
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Requested // Request Rules
"Yandere Peter Pan ouat 🥺🥺 anything I’m just simping severely"
A/n - WAIT NO LONGER! I AM NOW A FULL ON WRITER FOR OUAT!!!
I hope you don't mind that I made it as a Headcanon. I also didn't really edit it, so if you find mistakes let me know! (I don't normally edit headcanons...)
Infact I've been planning on making a yandere peter pan Headcanon as a starter sooo... BUT don't worry if that's not what you were hoping for I plan on making tons of yandere fics for him
Submitted by Anon
Warning! Yandere behavior, manipulation, physical and verbal abuse, obsession, stalking, stealing, perverted actions, kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome
Word Count: 1,823
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One word-
TOXIC
This boy- no, MAN is fuc*ing scary as FU*K
It all starts with his shadow (obviously)
What I mean is that once his shadow took you to Neverland, Peter took one look at you and knew you meant more than something to him. He just didn't understand or knew that yet.
Eventually, he slowly becomes obsessed with you over time.
It starts off slow... In fact, he wasn't very pleased with you at the very beginning.
When you arrived at Neverland, physically, for the first time, he questioned why his shadow would bring a lost- girl???
He was frustrated, obviously cause girls weren't as easy to manipulate, unlike boys... They normally found it difficult to hear pans flute even when they are actually lost.
It was a strange irritating phenomenon to pan...
Anyway, you all already know that Peter isn't nice and when he doesn't like something he doesn't treat it with kindness...
So obviously, he made your arrival absolute he*l
At first, he thought that you were actually one of Captain hook's members sent to trick him and gain his trust, only to be backstabbed to death.
But quickly realized that was foolish.
Anyways, when I say he made it he*l I mean he personally showed you around Neverland...
He took you to Mermaid Lagoon. He made it sound like an absolute dream to swim in it and even said it was good luck if a mermaid appears... 💀
We all know that isn't true.
But when Pan saw you struggling to breathe, he felt something that he hasn't felt in years... Pain?
Afterwards, without any second thought, he pulled you out of the water, holding your collar.
He questioned why he did that for a couple of days, and Felix started to notice...
Then, a few days later, Pan found a different way of getting rid of you.
It was more painful but less gruesome and messy.
He tricked you into pricking your fingers with nightshade.
He simply asked for you to pick some nightshade upon that mountain.
He took advantage of your kindness.
Lying about how a lost boy was sick and that was the only cure but unfortunately, no male can go up that mountain because of a powerful curse, and that's why you were brought there.
You were a little frightened at the thought of adventuring alone in a new place, and to add to it, someone's life was on your shoulders too, but you did it.
It only almost cost you your life.
You see, Pan allowed you to get extremely ill. You didn't even know what was happening to you... All Pan said was that you were just unlucky and that you should have believed more in yourself, and now since you didn't, you're going to die for it.
But on the last day, Pan felt that feeling again, but this time it was worse- it had a friend, guilt!!
Instantly, Pan got the watch from the falls and made you drink it before you died.
Pan didn't even know why he did it... In fact, he secretly accused you of being a witch because of it.
He assumed you placed a spell on him when he wasn't looking, so whenever you are in danger, he feels pain.
But he soon learned you were a normal human.
In fact, all this strange behavior started to worry a certain lost boy.
That's right, Felix.
He questioned Pan why he was acting like this, and Pan just gave him an annoyed glare as he went back to staring at you from a distance.
Soon enough, Pan learned to accept you.
Which was good on your part since now he's not actively trying to kill you.
But anyway, slowly, over time, you start to get used to your new life as the only lost girl in Neverland.
Things were perfect for a good hot second until
Pan felt this sudden chill the moment he saw a lost boy touching you on your shoulder.
Slowly, over time, he started getting annoyed.
Annoyed at the lost boys for touching you.
Annoyed at them for making you laugh too much.
Annoyed at them for talking to you for too long.
Soon enough, he started to become more jealous.
He didn't even know how silly he was acting.
He would start by making slide comments about the lost boys every time they did something with you.
That would cause them to back off, and that made him happy.
It got worse, though.
He later became more aggressive.
Every time he saw you enjoying yourself around them when he wasn't around, he'd say stuff like - "This is so inappropriate!" Or "Why are you all standing around?! Do your chores!"
And he'd give you the worst of them all. All because you're the reason why he has a reason to be jealous, to begin with.
The worst you've ever seen it was when a lost boy actually tried flirting with you.
Pan instantly 'removed them' all because they were 'sick.'
It scared you shi*less to think that if you got sick, you'd be 'removed.'
It's safe to say you never disobeyed Pan, and you didn't plan to either.
Of course, Felix was a little agitated by the way Pan was behaving lately, but he never questioned it he just told the lost boys to avoid you from now on.
But then a couple of months went by, and the torment and obvious favoritism became worse.
In fact, a lost boy even tried confronting Pan, and he was quickly removed' too.
No one questioned or disobeyed him after that.
During those months, Pan became more touchy.
More communicative with you and only you
He'd ask you to visit him in his tent more often to the point where he ended up telling you that you were the only one other than himself who was allowed in there without direct order/permission.
Felix was kind of irritated by that.
But the favoritism only grew more.
Now, when it came to your training, at first, when you arrived, Pan did everything to kill you only to back out last minute, and now, he'd do everything to train you properly without letting you get hurt.
Before, you were only to train with the strongest (to get you killed), but then you moved down to the ones with similar strength as you to him and only him...
Everyone questioned it but kept it to themselves.
As time went on, you gained the 'mother' title very quickly, and Pan didn't even give it to you.
You were just naturally loving, and Pan actually liked that about you but grew to hate it because of how much attention you would give the lost boys when they were hurt.
He thought about hurting himself to get you to show some care for him once but quickly scrapped it because he didn't want to look weak.
Moving on to phase two of Yandere Pan.
This man is creepy as FU*K!
When I say creepy, I mean he starts to stalk you.
Before, he did it to try to understand you, but now he does it to see who he's dealing with.
This is the phase when Pan kind of switches to romantic thoughts.
It happens so slowly that he doesn't even realize his feelings for you until he starts masturbating...
He actually accepts it pretty well since he's been dealing with it the moment you arrived (he just didn't know)
Anyways, when he stalks you, he's actually looking for potential threats.
He becomes more protective in secret (you'll see this side of him soon enough)
And if he sees a boy getting to goodie-goodie with you, he'll instantly put a stop to it. Not in front of you, of course. He doesn't want to scare you off.
Anyways, he also stalks you to make sure you don't have a crush on anyone.
If he realizes that you do, then say your goodbyes to your crush.
But that's not the only creepy thing he'll do.
He'll also steal your stuff.
There really isn't any other reason for him to do this other than him masturbating to it.
He obviously doesn't give it back.
You'll have to find it yourself if you want it back.
Oh, and another thing.
He would sometimes stalk you in your sleep.
There ain't even any other reason besides him being obsessed with you.
He'd even get a little risk and get in bed with you.
He'd touch and play with your hair and whisper things to you sometimes.
It's like a therapeutic moment for him, and he enjoys doing this more than he should.
And he knows it's wrong, but he's selfish, so obviously, he can't handle himself sometimes.
What I mean is that sometimes he'd kiss you without you even knowing.
Sometimes on the lips and sometimes... In other places.
The grossest thing he has probably done was jerk off on you while you slept.
Of course, he cleaned everything off with magic once he was done.
Now, on to stage threeeee!
FULL ON YANDERE!
Soon enough, Pan wouldn't be able to control himself anymore.
This is the part where his feelings were pent up and built up for way too long.
So, he ended up exploding!
Of course, not in front of the lost boys.
He didn't really care much for them so the real reason why he didn't was because he still needs them.
Again, very selfish...
So instead, he kidnaps you one night.
When he couldn't handle it anymore
I'm sorry to say this, but you had a really rude awakening.
What I mean was there would be a really high chance that he rap*s you that night.
Then he proceeds to lock you up somewhere no one will ever be able to find you or get to you without him allowing it or him being there.
He would gaslight and manipulate you into believing that everything was your fault.
That his actions were your fault.
He'd punish you both verbally and physically.
He'd punish you physically every time you refused him without cracking.
But every time you caved, he'd insult you as he did things to you.
Whether that was kissing, force-feeding, or fu*king.
You didn't even have the mental capacity to refuse him for too long.
After all, you've been in Neverland for like a year now, and you've seen tons of scary shi* that he did.
Honesty, you were practically numb by the time he kidnapped you
Mind you, I said practically.
You've gotten so used to his shi*.
But now, this was a step up...
But it didn't take long for you to get Stockholm Syndrome.
After all pan is a master manipulator!
And he always gets what he wants in the end.
Why?
Cause PETER PAN NEVER FAILS!!!
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A/n
Lol get it? At the end when I said peter pan never fails~ it was a quote from the show lolol. I love myself for that 🥹🥰
ANYWAYS I hope you guys enjoyed CAUSE I SURE DID!!!
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kazoosandfannypacks · 8 months
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do you have any headcannons on mentally illness, disability or neurodivergency for ouat?
This isn't quite what you're looking for, but @kingofbr00klyn and @silver-the-phoenix and I have this au/possible headcanon that whenever someone dies but comes back, they often return with ptsd related to the way that they died. Some examples:
In S1:Ep1, Charming effectively died from a stab wound while putting Emma in the wardrobe. Now, whenever he's holding a baby, especially in that arm, he gets flashbacks
In S3:Ep11, Gold dies by stabbing himself and Peter Pan, and He gave Peter Pan a hug to do so. Hugs are no longer a comfort to him.
In S4:Ep22, Killian is snuck up on and stabbed in the back. People sneaking up behind him startles him a lot more than is warranted.
In S5:Ep8, Killian is given a would-be-fatal slash to the neck with a sword. He's now very sensitive about his neck- he won't wear a scarf or a turtleneck or a tight necked shirt (not that he had a habit of wearing shirts with a close-fitting neckline 😉) He also can not wear a seatbelt with a shoulder strap, because it makes him feel like he's gonna die again.
Feel free to add on some of your own!
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queenofglassbeliever · 6 months
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I have zero evidence to back this up, but I'm going to headcanon that Zelena and Robin go to Narnia.
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goosin-around · 1 year
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Regina, talking to Emma on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Emma: You bet!
Regina: At what temperature?
Emma: 535.
Regina: That's the clock.
Emma:
Regina:
Emma: 536.
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oautincorrectquotes · 4 months
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[at Graham's funeral]
Emma: *places her hand on his headstone and sobs*
Emma: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
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demonicbaby666 · 10 months
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Regina: I’m going to end you!
Emma: So like… enemies to lovers???
Regina:
Emma:
Regina: Yes.
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phaticserpent · 1 year
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Headcanon of Felix's Kinks
Requested (gender neutral reader)
Warning: smut, kinks
Why can I see him with a size kink? This man is huge, and not just in height.
He would love hearing you whine and whimper about how big he is, and he would try his best to be gentle
Bondage kink, he's a little inexperienced with ropes but he wouldn't complain if he was the one on the end of getting tied up
Ropes don't have to be involved, but he likes pinning you down. Restricting your hands and making sure you're pinned down as you take him
Edging (receiving and giving), he'd love to hear you whine and beg for it. He would also like the thrill and feeling of being edged, how he would be close and a mess for that feeling of release
Is riding a kink? This man is definitely a switch and he enjoys watching you top him
Hair pulling, he would definitely whine and moan when you pull his hair. He would in turn, like the feeling of control and how you would let out those sounds from him pulling on your hair
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lalixlizzie · 10 months
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Emma: You should always say “Please” and “Thank you”.
Regina, to Zelena: Please shut the fuck up. Thank you.
Emma: Not exactly what I had in mind, but you can’t deny progress.
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thegrantwater · 2 years
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random ouat headcanons
-david is the only person regina and emma will allow to teach henry swordfighting but then one day regina watches them spar and looks at david, tells him his form is terrible, then disarms him in less than 10 seconds (henry then only wants regina to teach him)
-regina and zelena have sister girl trips to the spa (much like the eq and zelena did that one time) and it consists of them bitching about everyone else for 3 hours
-emma and david get into random competitions with each other all. the. time. whether it be who can fold laundry the fastest or put away the dishes after dinner better or who can lift the heaviest think in the loft, you name it and you can guarantee they've made it a competition with each other
-regina has somehow become the unofficial babysitter for everyone's little children because in all reality, she was the only one with any experience raising a child and it not going horribly. so every few weeks her house becomes a daycare and she watches babies neal, robin, and gideon so that their parents can get some alone time. she absolutely loves it, and occasionally emma and henry will come around to help and they'll order pizza and watch disney movies with a different kid on each of their laps while regina remains baffled by the corporation that is disney
-zelena and emma are actually pretty good friends, they go out drinking every once in a while but it normally ends with some kind of magical mishap
-regina and the charmings have the weirdest but best relationship dynamic because sometimes regina will have to explain the most simple things to them and be annoyed every second but other times they'll just hold her while she cries and be better parents to her than her own ever could have been. emma has walked in on them having tea at the loft and at the mansion more than once, and it freaks her out every time
-hook tried beating snow at darts once when the gang went out drinking one night. it ended with her holding his hook hostage for the next day and a half
-robin is a surprisingly good cook so he tends to be in charge of dinners
-regina only gave snow a key to her house because she was sick of having to replace the locks snow kept breaking to get in (the last straw was when she broke in so she could ask about a recipe she'd stolen during a previous break in)
-snow and robin go out to the forest and practice their archery to decompress
-basically everyone but emma and henry hate using phones, so everyone just tends to show up to wherever the person they want to talk to is at. regina, rumple, and zelena especially tend to just teleport to whoever they want to talk to, which has led to some very uncomfortable encounters in the past
|| let me know if you want to see more of these! and feel free to send in any requests for a particular character if you so please :) ||
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kazoosandfannypacks · 11 months
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Headcanon
Milah always had a knack for finding women in trouble.
Oftentimes when The Jolly Roger made port, she'd stumble upon women trapped in abusive relationships (marital or famililial,) or with unsatisfying lives, or who felt in some way trapped, but knew if they could just make it out of their town, they'd be alright.
And when Milah found these women, she'd help them. Occasionally, it was as simple as slipping the women some treasure she'd plundered. For some, she offered passage on the Jolly Roger, free of charge, just to get somewhere and get them a fresh start. (One time Milah and Killian even "kidnapped" a young woman and the man she loved, because her father betrothed her to another instead, and they needed to get away to be together.) A few times though, she gave the women a place on their crew, giving them a place to stay, her protection to sail under, and a family in their crew.
Why does this matter so much to me?
Because when Killian Jones met Ursula, a young girl who just needed passage to get away from her controlling father, he offered it to her free of charge. When Belle said "I'm leaving my abusive husband and need a place to stay," Killian said "You can stay on the Jolly Roger." Killian is, of course, always a gentleman, but he's doing so much more than just respecting women in doing this for them.
He's honoring Milah's legacy.
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