#once upon a time incorrect

[demonicbaby666]

Regina: I’m going to end you!

Emma: So like… enemies to lovers???

Regina:

Emma:

Regina: Yes.

#once upon a time #once upon a time incorrect #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #swan mills family #regina x emma #swanqueen #regina mills #emma swan #emma x regina #ouat headcanon #ouat headcanons #Emma swan headcanon #ouat crack

[marvelflame2010]

Jefferson: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over.

Jefferson: What do you want me to do?

Regina: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit

#source: ant-man #that's basically what s1 episode 17 was! #ouat #regina mills #ouat incorrect quotes #once upon a time #incorrect quotes #incorrect regina mills #hat trick #jefferson #the mad hatter #jefferson hatter #wonderland #the queen of hearts #alice in wonderland #once upon a time incorrect #incorrect once upon a time #once upon a time incorrect quotes #grace ouat #mad hatter #evil queen incorrect quotes #regina mills incorrect quotes #mad hatter incorrect quotes

[oautincorrectquotes]

Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

#rumbelle #rumplestilskin #ouat rumple #rumplestiltskin #rumple #mr gold #robert carlyle #belle x rumple #rumple x belle #ouat belle #belle ouat #belle french #belle gold #emilie de ravin #the enchanted forest #incorrect quotes #ouat #once upon a time #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #ouat fandom #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat headcanon #ouat headcanons #ouat crack #funny ouat #storybrooke #ouat characters #ouat humour #rumbelle incorrect quotes

[lalixlizzie]

Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

#incorrect ouat quotes #ouat #ouat fandom #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #emma swan #regina mills #once upon a time #incorrect quotes ouat #the evil queen #the saviour #emma x regina #regina x emma #swanqueen incorrect quotes #swanqueen #swan queen #humor ouat

[cod-dump]

Ghost: If you see anyone--

Soap: Murder them...

Ghost: HIDE. If you see anyone, hide.

#submission #the alone mission obviously #source: nimona #call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes #once upon a time this was price and ghost

[goosin-around]

Emma: yeah ive been really into true crime podcast's recently

regina(trying to flirt): oh wow thats crazy ive actually been a main suspect in seven different murder cases

#regina mills #emma swan #swanqueen #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #ouat humor #ouat imagine #ouat incorrect #ouat incorrect quotes #storybrooke #enchanted forest #the enchanted forest #lana parrilla #jennifer morrison

[ouatsqincorrect]

Emma: If you ever feel embarrassed remember that in middle school I tried to convince myself that I wasn’t gay by making a compromise to myself to only be gay at night.

Regina: The Gay Knight Rises.

#regina mills #emma swan #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: tumblr

[whoruntheworld-lesbians]

*Emma sneezes* Regina: Emma, are you sick? Here, take this blanket, and I'm bringing homemade soup and you really should take better care of yo- *Snow sneezes* Regina: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

#incorrect quotes #ouat #swan queen #emma swan #regina mills #snow white #mary margaret blanchard #once upon a time

[uncorrectintamed]

Nie Mingjue: [to Jin Guangyao] Should I get you a step stool so you can look me in the eye when you threaten me?

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #incorrect quotes #source: once upon a time

[ouatincorrects]

#ouat #once upon a time #belle french #ouat belle #ouat rumple #rumplestiltskin #mr. gold #killian jones #rumbelle #incorrect quotes #text post

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Henry: What are the hardest things to say? Snow: I was wrong. Regina: I need help. Emma: Worcestershire sauce.

#once upon a time #swan queen #ouat #emma swan #regina mills #emma x regina #incorrect quotes

[demonicbaby666]

*Dinner time at the Swan-Mills residence* 

Emma: I would fuck your lasagna if I could

Regina: *sighs* 

Regina: a simple ‘this is good’ would have sufficed Emma

Emma, looking lovingly at the lasagna: smash

Henry: I-

#once upon a time #once upon a time incorrect #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #swan mills family #regina x emma #swanqueen #regina mills #emma swan #emma x regina #ouat headcanon #ouat headcanons #Emma swan headcanon #ouat crack

[marvelflame2010]

Alice: Here you are. A nice, warm cup of coffee

Rogers: It's cold

Alice: A nice cup of coffee

Rogers: It's raining outside

Alice: A cup of coffee

Rogers: I'm not even sure this is coffee

Alice: ...cup

#once upon a time #knightrook #alice jones #wish hook #detective rogers #ouat tilly #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat season 7 #incorrect quotes #once upon a time incorrect #once upon a time incorrect quotes #incorrect once upon a time #alice from wonderland and other places #mad archer #killian jones #wish realm #wish killian jones #wish!hook

[oautincorrectquotes]

Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Belle: I think you mean cards.

Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

#rumbelle #rumplestilskin #rumplestiltskin #ouat rumple #rumple #mr gold #the dark one #robert carlyle #emilie de ravin #belle french #belle gold #ouat belle #belle ouat #belle x rumple #rumple x belle #ouat #once upon a time #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #ouat fandom #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat headcanon #ouat headcanons #ouat crack #funny ouat #ouat characters #the enchanted forest #storybrooke #incorrect quotes #rumbelle incorrect quotes

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!

Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

#incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat #regina mills #ouat fandom #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #emma swan #emma x regina #regina x emma #the evil queen #the saviour #once upon a time #incorrect quotes ouat #swanqueen incorrect quotes #swanqueen #swan queen

[str8up-vanilla]

Death: The time has come for me to drag your soul down to the depths where it'll-

Killian: Yeah cool just let me ask my wife real quick.

Death: What? No! T-that's not how this w-

Killian: She said no and that she'll meet you behind Granny's at 6.

#Emma bout to f-- death up #emma swan #killian jones #captain hook #captain swan #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes