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#evil queen incorrect quotes
oautincorrectquotes · 4 months
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Ruby: I dare Emma to prank call her mom.
Emma taking her phone out: Pftt thats it? Siri call mom.
Siri: *Calling 'Mommy'*
Emma: no no no no
*Regina's phone rings*
Ruby:
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lalixlizzie · 23 days
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Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.
Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.
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hearts4dorlene · 11 months
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Sirius: And how are you little baby brother Reggie?
Regulus: You're so embarrassing literally stop
James: You literally sign yourself as R.A.B, you have no right to talk about embarrassing
Sirius: How do you know how he signs?
Remus: Definitely not because they send each other love letters every other day
Regulus: Well! I think I better be off now
Sirius: Wait wait WAIT-
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dizzydizney · 1 year
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Evie: I'm the Evil Queen's daughter. Flirting is part of my heritage Jay: What does that mean? Mal: Her mother was a slut too
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multivercity · 5 months
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Emma: I want to be with you
Regina: I’ve been told by many people that I’m a red flag
Emma: good thing I’m colour blind
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ouatincorrects · 2 months
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goosin-around · 9 months
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Snow: Regina can I tell you a secret?
Regina: Of course!
(The Next Day)
Snow: REGINA HOW DOES THE WHOLE TOWN KNOW MY SECRET??
Regina: Payback bitch
Snow:
Snow: The whole, trying to kill me and cursing me for 28 years thing just wasn't enough huh
Regina: Nope!😁
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dabi, tired of hawks shit: can you just go home already?
hawks: nah, i’m good
dabi: ...
dabi: OH MY GOD IS THAT HAWKS??!?!!!
hawks: bitch, you did not just- *gets kidnapped by a wild crowd of people*
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Warlock: you say i can sink no lower, but baby im playing limbo with the devil in hell
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Regina: Do your worst miss swan.
Emma: ask and you shall receive.
Emma: You deserve to be loved.
Regina: wha-
Emma: you’re a wonderful and kind person-
Regina: NO- NO
Emma: I love even the darkest parts of you.
Regina: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FUCK ME.
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Y/N, laying in bed: Don't you have a country to run?...
Evil Queen, sitting by the bed with a book in her lap: Mm, no. My favourite peasant is in the infirmary, the country can wait.
Y/N: ... I don't think it works like that...
Evil Queen: I run the country, so it does.
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oautincorrectquotes · 5 months
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Regina: Our relationship is strictly professional.
Emma sitting on Regina's lap: Absolutely, only business.
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lalixlizzie · 3 months
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Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!
Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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direwolfrules · 1 month
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Snow White: “You loathsome villain!”
Evil Queen: “I may be a villain but at least I’m not a capitalist. Which one of us is the real evil here Snow?”
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lindacreations · 1 year
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Apple: Am I going to far?
The Evil Queen: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison. 
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shelbgrey · 3 months
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David: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.
Killian: DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.
David: It's just a metaphor, dude.
Emma: His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.
Killian: Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
Regina: I'm gonna die surround by the biggest idiots in all the realms
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