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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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Captain Hook giving you a tour of the House of Villains, giving you some tips as to how to survive here.

Hook: Oh- my dear, did you see that?

Y/N, thinking how maybeee Jafar shouldn't be baiting Hades like he is... : ... Uhm-

Hook: The correct answer is no, no you didn't. Now walk faster.

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zenzerodomina · 6 months

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Simba: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Scar: And you came to me?

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whore4villains · 2 years

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Maleficent : That was so hot, Hades.

Hades: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Maleficent : I'm so in love with you.

#disney villains #disney incorrect quotes #descendants incorrect quotes #maleficent #disney villains incorrect quote #hades #hadeficent #how I imagine their relationship

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luxthestrange · 1 year

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TWST Incorrect quotes#331 LUCKY INDEED-

Inside the Draconia Castle

Lilia: My lord?*Voices echos thru the halls looking for Malleus*

Malleus Gasps as he sits up from the couch, Swollen red lips, messy hair a bit out of breath, Looks around the room in panic*

Lilia: Helloooo?~ Mal: My guardian!*accidentally smacking you with his tail* Yuu: Ow!-*Sitting up, Is the same as Malleus..only with 1...or 2 cuts on your lips, Grinning happily* Mal*Gasping as he tries to smoothen his hair and clothes fast*What's he gonna think if he finds you like this with me? Yuu: Uh, lucky human?~*Cleans the edge of his lips...still having a bit of drool* Mal: J-Just-Just-Just...*Frowns as he contains his flustered state as he picks you up and throws you into his closet to hide*

...Im here for the people who want to be the villains who set the world ablaze for their s/o!

Part 3 of:

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hannahhook7744 · 2 months

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"YOU FOUGHT HIM WITH A WHAT?!"

-An Auradon Kid to A Villain Kid at some point.

(They sorely underestimate the villain kids' ability to be able to turn anything into a weapon).

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persephoneflowerpetals · 2 months

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Villain Persephone AU in a nutshell

Hades: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go ape shit?

Persephone: Yes.

Hades: …Oh.

Hades (to himself): I think I just found my soulmate…

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hotwings-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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hawks: sooo what are we watching today?

dabi: the lion king

hawks: disney?

dabi: yeah, i wanna watch how simba’s old man dies and he’s better off without him

hawks: okay, sure. so you wanna tell me that you don’t cry on disney movies?

dabi: me? never. birdie please, you know me.

*somewhere in the middle of the lion king movie*

dabi: *mufasa dies and he is curled up in a blanket on hawks’ lap and sobs loudly*

hawks: *stroking dabi’s hair gently* are you ok babe? still not crying?

dabi: *sobbing* yes, why? i told you he’s better of without mufasa, and i’m not crying at all

hawks: *smiling a little bit* of course, softie

dabi: i’m not a softie

hawks: sure you’re not

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somethingstrangeisherehehe · 4 months

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fandomnerd9602 · 5 months

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can you do Amy Madden from villains of village view x male reader?

Amy and Y/N continue their little waltz at the school dance…

Y/N: heard reports of villains in town

Amy: and?

Y/N: I know who you are. But I like you too much to turn you in.

Amy: (purrs) well I heard reports of a new hero in town, the Falcon

Y/N: your point?

Amy: I noticed a very familiar jawline.

Amy caresses Y/N’s jawline…

Amy: don’t worry your secrets safe with me

Y/N: do we have to fight now?

Amy: no. I like you too much. how about fighting me on occasion?

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swampstew · 5 months

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Andrea: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all? Kid: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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incorrectneverland · 1 year

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Jafar: Look who it is, the babysitter.

Hook: At least the kid I fight has magic powers yours is just poor.

Jafar: At least I don't cry about my defeats.

Hook: I may cry, but at least my partner in crime didn't leave for team goodie goodie-

Maleficent: How long is this going to go on?

Hades: Who knows. *Eats popcorn* the DVD sequel was a low blow though I'm expecting blood.

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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Y/N, laying in bed: Don't you have a country to run?...

Evil Queen, sitting by the bed with a book in her lap: Mm, no. My favourite peasant is in the infirmary, the country can wait.

Y/N: ... I don't think it works like that...

Evil Queen: I run the country, so it does.

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zenzerodomina · 8 months

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Facilier: Gaston has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Hook: That can't be true!

Facilier: Watch this.

Facilier: Hey Gaston! race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Gaston: *Throws himself out a window*

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thebottomfromhell · 10 months

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Gyokko: I'm a true artiste, not a cruel beast! I get hot for haute couture (and delicate ceramics)~ Yes! I'm a slave of fashion! My favorite passion, my motives are good and pure~

Y/N: GYOKKO YOU JUST DESTROYED EVERY BONE OF A MAN WHEN YOU FORCED HIM INTO A POT!

Gyokko: Urgh, I'm so misunderstood. Just kiss my ass Y/N.

Y/N: WHAT ASS?! I DON'T SEE ANY!

Gyokko:

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luxthestrange · 2 years

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TWST Incorrect quotes#203 "Sword"

If Yuu was a Villain and Silver was the Knight coming to save Prince Mal

Yuu*In their Evil Outfit looking down at Knight silver*Heheheh~

Silv*Hand on his sword with a glare*You laugh now but once I thrust my sword into you you will cry for mercy!-

Yuu: OOoooH!I thought you meant another "sword"...*Looks at him a bit disappointed*

Silv*Looks confused but then his face reddens in a crimson color*!!?!

Silv:....DONT SAY SUCH VULGAR THINGS MS/MR/Mx Villain!*Still flustered and avoiding eye contact but pointing his finger at you about how vulgar you are*I-I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!

Yuu*Starts to hug him and rubs his back to comfort him*"Too much teasing...worth it"

Mal*Waiting in bed in an alluring "woe is me" position*....Where is Yuu?*Got himself kidnapped on purpose to be alone with you*

...Who aside I wants to be the flirty villain?

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sweettjrose · 27 days

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The Phantom Blot: I have to say, Portis and I have been getting along quite swimmingly in our two-bed hotel room.

Portis: I have to agree. We've been using one of the beds to hold all of the new gadgets we are working on.

Trudy: Aw... That's great to hear!

Scuttle: Wait... If you're using one of the beds to hold the gadgets and one of you is sleeping on the other bed... Then where does the other guy sleep?

*The Phantom Blot and Portis glance at each other*

The Phantom Blot: I think we will let you put two and two together.

Scuttle: ???

Pete (leans in and whispers): Portis sleeps on the floor.

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