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#incorrect disney villains quotes
zenzerodomina · 6 months
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Simba: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Scar: And you came to me?
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enchantedfails · 3 months
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Yzma: Okay, before I show you, who wants to guess how I got the money? Maleficent: Dealing drugs? Hans: Drugs? Kronk: I'll have to say drugs too. Yzma: Close, but you're way off.
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ouadisneyblog · 2 years
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Lady Tremaine: They call me a Giant Rat Bitch because I make the rules.
Cinderella: Excuse me?
Lady Tremaine: I think I was pretty clear.
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crossoverquest · 6 months
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For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, and @neopolitansworld
Hans to Dawn: Some of the villains from the Outlands have been telling me that Scar was the star of the show at this year’s House of Villains event. I'm like — are you kidding me??? How come he gets his own special ceremony!? Was Scar supposed to be, like, better than the other villains, or something?
Dawn: Pff, nah, it can't have been that, 'cause, uh, hello! They would've chosen you, Cruella, or Maleficent if that's what they were going for.
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miss-bvnny · 1 year
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Frollo: So....let me get this straight before we continue... Frollo: *Grabs Gaston*
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luxthestrange · 1 year
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TWST Incorrect quotes#331 LUCKY INDEED-
Inside the Draconia Castle
Lilia: My lord?*Voices echos thru the halls looking for Malleus*
Malleus Gasps as he sits up from the couch, Swollen red lips, messy hair a bit out of breath, Looks around the room in panic*
Lilia: Helloooo?~ Mal: My guardian!*accidentally smacking you with his tail* Yuu: Ow!-*Sitting up, Is the same as Malleus..only with 1...or 2 cuts on your lips, Grinning happily* Mal*Gasping as he tries to smoothen his hair and clothes fast*What's he gonna think if he finds you like this with me? Yuu: Uh, lucky human?~*Cleans the edge of his lips...still having a bit of drool* Mal: J-Just-Just-Just...*Frowns as he contains his flustered state as he picks you up and throws you into his closet to hide*
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...Im here for the people who want to be the villains who set the world ablaze for their s/o!
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Villain Persephone AU in a nutshell
Hades: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go ape shit?
Persephone: Yes.
Hades: …Oh.
Hades (to himself): I think I just found my soulmate…
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hannahhook7744 · 2 months
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"YOU FOUGHT HIM WITH A WHAT?!"
-An Auradon Kid to A Villain Kid at some point.
(They sorely underestimate the villain kids' ability to be able to turn anything into a weapon).
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Incorrect Quote
Captain Hook giving you a tour of the House of Villains, giving you some tips as to how to survive here.
Hook: Oh- my dear, did you see that?
Y/N, thinking how maybeee Jafar shouldn't be baiting Hades like he is... : ... Uhm-
Hook: The correct answer is no, no you didn't. Now walk faster.
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hawks: sooo what are we watching today?
dabi: the lion king
hawks: disney?
dabi: yeah, i wanna watch how simba’s old man dies and he’s better off without him
hawks: okay, sure. so you wanna tell me that you don’t cry on disney movies?
dabi: me? never. birdie please, you know me.
*somewhere in the middle of the lion king movie*
dabi: *mufasa dies and he is curled up in a blanket on hawks’ lap and sobs loudly*
hawks: *stroking dabi’s hair gently* are you ok babe? still not crying?
dabi: *sobbing* yes, why? i told you he’s better of without mufasa, and i’m not crying at all
hawks: *smiling a little bit* of course, softie
dabi: i’m not a softie
hawks: sure you’re not
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zenzerodomina · 8 months
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Facilier: Gaston has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Hook: That can't be true!
Facilier: Watch this.
Facilier: Hey Gaston! race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Gaston: *Throws himself out a window*
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enchantedfails · 3 months
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Prince Phillip: Go to hell! Maleficent: Where do you think I come from?
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fandomnerd9602 · 5 months
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can you do Amy Madden from villains of village view x male reader?
Amy and Y/N continue their little waltz at the school dance…
Y/N: heard reports of villains in town
Amy: and?
Y/N: I know who you are. But I like you too much to turn you in.
Amy: (purrs) well I heard reports of a new hero in town, the Falcon
Y/N: your point?
Amy: I noticed a very familiar jawline.
Amy caresses Y/N’s jawline…
Amy: don’t worry your secrets safe with me
Y/N: do we have to fight now?
Amy: no. I like you too much. how about fighting me on occasion?
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crossoverquest · 6 months
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For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, and @neopolitansworld
For @neopolitansworld most of all
Evelyn in regards to the Disney Villains’ new Chore Chart: Okay. This is getting ridiculous.
Gaston: I’d agree, but I’m having too much fun to stop.
Dawn to the Disney Villains: While I appreciate the fact that the Phantom Imperials and you people have a Chore Chart now, I will say right now that if that particular picture of Gaston stays up for more than thirty seconds, you will be meeting him in HELL. Clear?
The Picture in question:
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miss-bvnny · 1 year
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Frollo: I'm great bisexual representation and you're all lucky to have me.
Frollo: If you disagree, die.
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