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#incorrect 101 dalmations quotes
crossoverquest · 6 months
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For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, and @neopolitansworld
Hans to Dawn: Some of the villains from the Outlands have been telling me that Scar was the star of the show at this year’s House of Villains event. I'm like — are you kidding me??? How come he gets his own special ceremony!? Was Scar supposed to be, like, better than the other villains, or something?
Dawn: Pff, nah, it can't have been that, 'cause, uh, hello! They would've chosen you, Cruella, or Maleficent if that's what they were going for.
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Jafar: Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people weren’t trying to play with big, rusty hooks!
Hook: What did you say, bilge rat!?
Jafar: BIG. RUSTY. HOOKS.
Hook: Well, this hook ain’t just for attacking flying scallywags!
Jafar: Bring it on, codfish! Bring it on!
Persephone: *getting in between them* No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.
Cruella: Great, now the talking flower is going to preach to us.
Hades: What did you just say about my wife!?
*cue the villains fighting each other*
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Maya: Congratulations. You've just won gold, silver and bronze in the Moron's Olympics. Axton: Gaige: Salvador: Axton: Who won the gold?
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Saix: Congratulations. You three have just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Moron's Olympics.
Demyx:
Axel:
Roxas:
Demyx: ...Who won gold?
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houseofevil · 3 years
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Cruella, right before she crashed her car: I may have girlbossed too close to the sun
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 years
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Natasha: Congratulations. You’ve just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons’ Olympics!
Thor: 
Clint: 
Y/N: Who won the gold?
Natasha: SHUT UP!
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athenadcvell · 4 years
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Barbara: Congratulations, you've just won gold, silver and bronze in the Morons' Olympics!
Dick:
Jason:
Tim: Who won the gold?
Barbara: SHUT UP!
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psychoseal · 2 years
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The hood climbing into the GDF flier at the end of long reach part 2: congratulations you just won gold and silver in the morons olympics
Fuse: who won the gold?
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incorrectnwsl · 4 years
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Becky Sauerbrunn: Congratulations. You’ve just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons’ Olympics!
Lindsey Horan:
Sam Mewis:
Emily Sonnett: Who won the gold?
Becky: SHUT UP!
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incorrectkids · 5 years
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Seungmin, at Hyunjin, Jisung, and Felix: Congratulations. You 3 have just won the Gold, Silver and Bronze in the Morons Olympics!
Hyunjin: Who won the gold?
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ouadisneyblog · 5 years
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Roger: Say hi to Pongo! *dancing with Pongo* He is a dalmatian, just like his family.
Moana: Pua is a pig, and Hei Hei... it's supposed to be a chicken.
Jasmine: I have Rajah, *using Rajah as a pillow* he is better than any other pet.
Lilo: And this is Stitch! He is a hawaiian allie-
Nani: Hawaiian collie! *cof* Hahah! Collie, the dog breed...
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beneathtreemomo · 5 years
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Shirou: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives two doors down? Atsuya: His dogs’ names are Taro and Kaede. Shirou: That’s not what I asked. Atsuya: That is the information I have.
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incorrectnoevil · 5 years
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Charles: Congratulations! You three have won the Gold, Silver and Bronze in the Moron Olympics.
Brom: [reanimated scarecrow monster noises]
Charles: What did he say?
Angel: He wants to know who won the gold.
Charles: SHUT UP!
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hyuckles-chuckles · 6 years
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Jinyoung [to Jackson, Yugyeom and Bam Bam]: Congratulations! You 3 have just won the gold, the silver, and bronze in the moron Olympics!
Bam Bam: Who won gold?
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After the DoEs failed on a mission
Fuuma: Congratulations. You all just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Morons Olympics.
Dragons of Earth: ...
Yuuto: Who won the gold?
Fuuma: SHUT UP!
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elliotthezubat · 7 years
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Akutagawa: I don’t handle rejection well! Although I have revenge down pat…
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