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Advantage like what? You mean like a weapon? Something better than a baseball bat.

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#why does this keep happening to him

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thank you to the writer who put in bucky cleaning his vibranium hand it was very fanfic of you

#tfatws spoiler #tfatws

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#this just in: globally feared assassin can’t lie for shit

#tfatws spoilers #tfatws #LMFAO

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⚠️TFATWS Spoilers Ahead⚠️

Sharon, Sam, Bucky, and Zemo are the new most chaotic MCU group sorry I don’t make the rules

#tfatws spoilers #tfatws #I loved this episode sm #and the random character cameos is giving me LIFE #we had not one #not two #but THREE MCU CHARACTERS #IM SCREAMING #Sharon Zemo and ayo CARRIED #also can we talk abt how Bucky’s little book is Steve’s nb #bc I cried #so much #like so so much #this show is giving me life and killing me all in one #but they cancel each other bc of pemdas obviously #which just leaves me an emotional mess #Sam wilson #Anthony mackie #falcon #Bucky barnes #sebastian stan #winter soldier #white wolf #Sharon Carter #agent 13 #emily vancamp #marvel #mcu #the falcon and the winter soldier #falcon and the winter soldier

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Wanda Maximoff and Karli Morgenthau + Dangerous Smiles

#why do I feel like they would get along #like yea they r on diff teams but still #it would be one of those polar opposites but actually kot type friendships #I’m high so idk if that makes sense but ya

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These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

#this is basically how Bruce adopts children

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you ever just think about how this is how these two idiots met

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#I literally work at a pharmacy HOW have I not gotten it yet

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Steve: We need a distraction.

Tony: Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Clint: My time has come.

#steve rogers #captain america #chris evans #tony stark #iron man #robert downey jr #rdj #clint barton #hawkeye #jeremy renner #the avengers #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: incorrect-lotr-trash on tumblr

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Stephanie: Boomer insults are wild. 'Slut', 'Whore', 'Dumb Bitch'... Sir, those are all respectable occupations. Call me Batman.

Bruce:

#jason: shes got a point #stephanie brown #spoiler #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #dc #dc comics #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Why didn’t you tell me about Isaiah? How could nobody bring him up? So you’re telling me that there was a black Super Soldier decades ago and nobody knew about it?

THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER 1.02 | The Star-Spangled Man

#tfatws spoilers #tfatws

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Peter: If I killed someone, would you tell on me?

Harley: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like, 'Are you gonna do my chores or do I have to make a phone call?'

#peter parker #spiderman #tom holland #harley keener #ty simpkins #iron lad #ironfamily #ironfam #marvel #mcu #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Bruce: Are you having another depressive episode?

Tim: Depressive episode?

Tim: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

#bruce internally: same #bruce internally: but i'm on like season 12 and this series is longer than greys anatomy #bruce wayne #batman #tim drake #red robin #batfamily #batdad #batfam #dc #dc comics #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Is this a fucking callout @ DC for making Bruce a grimdark terrible father

(Li'l Gotham #15)

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Interviewer: so, if someone were to impersonate you or took over your media to hurt your reputation, what would you say?

Dick: ha ha. Hilarious. This person is a impersonator. A... *snort* a dildo!

Jason: ha! As if someone were dumb enough to try that with me. I got nothin to loose. So go ahead if ya dare.

Cassandra: No media.

Tim: as long as you claim to have slept and post coffee and memes, we’re cool. People don’t believe shit I say anyways.

Duke: this is clearly a white persons doing.

Damian: so you have chosen death.

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[after Harley and Peter get in trouble for causing general disruption]

Tony: I need to have a serious talk with the both of you. Take a seat in those chairs.

Harley, whispering: Deny EVERYTHING.

Peter: Alright, got it.

Peter, deadpanning: Those aren't chairs.

Tony:

Harley: You're an idiot.

#idc if they have never had a scene together i will continue to make harley and peter posts until i die #manifesting it until it happens #cmon marvel get the hint #tony stark #iron man #robert downey jr #rdj #harley keener #ty simpkins #iron lad #peter parker #spiderman #tom holland #irondad #ironfamily #ironfam #marvel #mcu #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr