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Timon: All Simba needs is a little Vitamin C - for CONFIDENCE!
Pumbaa: I thought Vitamin C was an ascorbate that's vital to the essential metabolic reactions in mammals and plants.
Timon: And CONFIDENCE!
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crossoverquest · 6 months
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For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, and @neopolitansworld
Hans to Dawn: Some of the villains from the Outlands have been telling me that Scar was the star of the show at this year’s House of Villains event. I'm like — are you kidding me??? How come he gets his own special ceremony!? Was Scar supposed to be, like, better than the other villains, or something?
Dawn: Pff, nah, it can't have been that, 'cause, uh, hello! They would've chosen you, Cruella, or Maleficent if that's what they were going for.
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demigoddessqueens · 10 months
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good morning
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It was a bright and early Sunday morning. The sun had just started to peek through the curtains of the house. A warm domesticity was the perfect setting for such a day. Until the tiny thumps throughout the house started to rouse
Gabriella: Dad, dad! Wake up! DAD!! Dad…😠!
Y/n: your daughter is awake….
Miguel: before sunrise she’s your daughter…
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luxthestrange · 11 months
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LMK Incorrect quotes#34 Boobs
Wukong: Oh no Mk is hungry-Crap where did Y/n leave her milk bottle? *Trying to calm him down*
BabyMk*Is crying as he fusses and punches Wukong's chest, Looks in the direction he hears someone enter*??
Azure*Walked in hearing Mk’s cries*??
BabyMk*Squeals happily towards his arrival, he is looking at Azure chest*“ Booobs~” ah haw nom nom nom!
Wukong*Eyes widen and red face*WHA-!!?!
Azure*Covering his chest with a blushing face*!?!
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If DT had joined the Rebellion in Season 5
DT: So what's your plan for getting past those clones?
Catra: Live bait.
DT: Good idea--heeey.
Catra: C'mon, DT, you guys have to create a diversion!
DT: What do you want me to do--dress in drag and do the hula?
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(Wrong Hordak is Pumbaa in this scene)
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violetsmokes · 7 months
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POV. The Brotherhood sneaks into Heaven and are being extra about it.
Azure: Time for plan G.
Sun Wukong: Don’t you mean plan B?
Azure: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Yellow Tusk: What about plan D?
Azure: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
DBK: What about plan E?
Azure: I’m hoping not to use it. Peng dies in plan E.
Macaque: I like plan E.
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wearerandomlyyours · 8 months
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Carol: I can see what's happening...
Goose: What?
Carol: And they don't have a clue!
Goose: Who?
Carol: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line...
*looks to where Ice and Mav are aggressively getting in each other's faces*
Carol: Our trio's down to two.
Goose:......oh.
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iwozlegit · 3 months
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Incorrect Huskerdust quotes:
Husk meeting Fat Nuggets: Hey, who’s the pig?
Fat Nuggets: Are you talking to me?
Angel: Uh oh, he called him The Pig™️
Fat Nuggets: Are you talking to me?!
Angel: Shouldn’t have done that…
Fat Nuggets: A̷͙ͭͫ̕r̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ y҉̃̀̋̑o̯̱̊͊͢ư̡͕̭̇ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ā̤̓̍͘l̙͖̑̾ͣḳ̯͍̑ͦỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ĝ̽̓̀͑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑o̯̱̊͊͢ ḿ̬̏ͤͅẹ̿͋̒̕?!
Angel: Now he’s in for it…
Fat Nuggets: They call me, Mr.Pig™️ (*gets ready to charge*) AHHHH!
Fat Nuggets: (*aggressively bonks snoot against kitty leggy*)
(Source: The Lion King)
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 3 months
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Eve: Mom! Mama! Mom! Mama!
Gabrielle: Your daughter is awake.
Xena: Before sunrise she’s your daughter.
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 3 months
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Pixlriffs: Let us get this straight. Your father was a king?
Katherine: And you never told us?
Sausage: Look, I'm still the same guy.
Oli: But with power!
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Erlang: We have an army Azure: Well we have a Wukong Macaque: *running away with Wukong held above his head* NO YOU FUCKING DON'T
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"My love for sleep is only slightly outweighed by my hatred for going to sleep."
- Timon
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alabyte · 11 months
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Omega, awake very early:
Tech, speaking through his sleep: Your sister woke up...
Crosshair, without lifting his head from the pillow: She's your sister until sunrise.
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marvelflame2010 · 1 year
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*Bucky and Y/n tied up in a chair courtesy of Zemo*
Zemo: Now, the Avengers won't be here for a while. So sing
Bucky raising his eyebrow: Sing?
Zemo: Yes, with a bounce in it
Bucky and Y/n: *share a glance and smile*
Y/n: IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL-
Zemo: No, no, no! Goodness no! Not that one!
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luxthestrange · 11 months
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LMK Incorrect quotes#31 Simping Kitty
Peng: Do you love Wukong & his spouse?
Azure: Yes, I do
Peng: Yellowtusk! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Yellow: We all love Y/n first of all, You should've asked if he was IN love with them
Azure:  O-oh!...I thought that was implied...
Peng: ...
Yellowtusk: ...
Azure, looking straight at Peng: Congrats Peng, you just won 100 bucks
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*Fue slander occuring*
Mereoleona: *is on fire and warpath immediately*
Leopold: Who insulted my aniue?
Salamander: *hisses dangerousely* I haven't chosen him for nothing, you stupid human.
Asta: How dare you insult captain Fuegoleon like that, he is an amazing guy! Once I'm Wizard King, I'll make you take those words back!
Yuno: What pathetic people.
Noelle: He is one who aknowledge me early one, he is a great captain! Besides, I'm royalty, and captain Fuegoleon is too, so vanish you insects.
Nozel: Mercury Creation Magic: Silver Star of Execution!
Yami: A fraud and a clown, huh? Sounds to me like yer all insulting yourself. How about a Dimension Slash?
Yosuga: Are daring to insult my future brother-in-law?
Mimosa: I am someone nice, but I won't tolerate this!
Kirsch: How dare you! Your words and souls are so ugly, while my cousin is beautiful!
Crimson Lion Kings: We won't let you insult our captain, he is the best!
William: I've done him ugly. I deserve those insults, not Fuegoleon.
Charlotte: You are all pathetic. He is a respectable man, unlike you.
Dorothy: *cheery* Do you want to come into my Glamour World? I have some nightmares ready for you.
Jack: How about I slice you all and then we see who are the real frauds are.
Rill: I'm usually someone kind, but I might forget this side of me for the next five minutes.
Kaiser: Are you insulting him for being human?
Magna: How dare you insult one of the manliest and best fire magic users who is respected by captain Yami?
Luck: Wanna fight? Wanna fight? Wanna fight!
Zora: He is one of the only good royals in this world and you call him a fraud? *throws an army of stinkbugs*
Julius: Now take a moment and think a bit how your favourite characters would think about your slander of someone they all love and respect.
Fuegoleon: *quirks a brow and sips his wine*
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