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twice: *knocking on dabi’s door* DABI! SHIGARAKI CALLS YOU! please come out

dabi: comin’!

twice: come on! he’ll be angry! MOVE YOUR ASS HERE!

dabi: *like after 5 minutes he opens the door a little and looks at twice* what does he want?

twice: idk but it seems that’s urg... is that hawks? IS HE NAKED?

dabi: *looking inside the room at hawks on the bed* not so naked

hawks: *covers himself in sheets* hey!

#twice: NO ONE CAN BE MORE NAKED THAN HIM RN DABI! #dabi: *shrugs* #dabi is not complaining #twice: give him some clothes! #dabi: no. :} #not so naked hawks is a thing now #i’m sorry xD #hotwings incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #my hero academia #dabi #incorrect hotwings quotes #hawks #hotwings #toya todoroki #bnha dabi #keigo takami #toukei #dabihawks #dabi x hawks #league of villains #shigaraki tomura #twice #jin bubaigawara #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia

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touya on father’s day: roses are red, i hate you. die.

#sorry not sorry #touya age 10 makes card for enji at father’s day with that lyrics xD #fck enji #father’s day: exists #dabi: 😠🔥 #i’ll never forgive endeavor for what he did #hotwings incorrect quotes #my hero academia #dabi #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect hotwings quotes #toya todoroki #bnha dabi #touya todoroki #todoroki enji #fuck endeavor lol #endeavor bnha

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*in the middle of a fake fight*

hawks: *whispering* throw your flames at me

dabi: what? this is a stupid idea

hawks: throw your fucking flames at me

dabi: are you sure babe?

hawks: *whispering aggressively* yes, that’s the moment

dabi: *sighs* all right

*2 hours later at the hospital*

hawks: i hate you.

dabi: i told you this was a stupid idea

#dabi still sighs a lot #this is so stupid but somehow on brand for them #fried chimken is real #hotwings incorrect quotes #hotwings #dabi #hawks #touya todoroki #takami keigo #toukei #dabihawks #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect hotwings quotes #my hero academia #keigo takami #boku no hero academia #toya todoroki #bnha dabi #bnha hawks

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dabi: *sitting down on the couch near hawks* move fat nugget

hawks: u think i look fat? 🥺

dabi: no birdy, i didn’t mean...

hawks: YOU THINK I’M FAT! 😫😫😫

dabi: fuck. no, i really didn’t mean that

hawks: but... you said

dabi: i know, that was stupid. i’m sorry dove

dabi: *opening his arms* c’mere

hawks: *hugs dabi* ‘kay

#dabi: ...u know i love ur ass birdy 🍑 #hawks: DABI! #disaster boyfriends #dabi instantly regrets his words #drama queens being drama queens #dabi has to make chimken nuggies for the rest of his life now #they’re hopeless #hotwings incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #dabi #hawks #dabihawks #dabihawks week #dabihawksweek24 #incorrect hotwings quotes #my hero academia #hotwings #toya todoroki #bnha dabi #keigo takami #toukei #dabi x hawks

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*lov’s making a karaoke night at hideout*

hawks: ok! it’s my turn now!

toga: go hawksie!

hawks: *starts a song and picks up a mic* doesn't seem to matter what i do

i'm always number two...

toga: *cheering* yay!!!

dabi: oh boy...

hawks: *emotionally* no one knows how hard i tried, oh-oh, i have feelings that i can't explain

drivin' me insane

all my life, been so polite

but i’ll sleep alone tonight...

shigaraki: and that’s your boyfriend?

dabi: currently he’s just ken i guess

*like 10 seconds later*

hawks, twice and toga to one mic: is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?

I’M JUST KEN WHERE I SEE LOVE, SHE SEES A FRIEND WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR HER TO SEE THE MAN BEHIND THE TAN AND FIGHT FOR ME?!

...

all league after a while: fuck it.

CAN U FEEL THE KENERGY?

FEELS SO REAL, MY KENERGY

#loud blondes squad #CAN U FEEL THE EVILRGY #dabi is more like: im just dabs i’m mentally ill and i’m on drugs #i’m just ken #league of kens #these barbies are unhinged #hotwings incorrect quotes #incorrect hotwings quotes #barbie #dabi #hawks #shigaraki #toga himiko #shigaraki tomura #twice #jin bubaigawara #mr compress #spinner #kurogiri #league of villains chaos energy #league of villains #hotwings #keigo takami #todoroki touya #incorrect bnha quotes #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha #bnha

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dabi: everyone hates me. that’s just who i am, a crazy maniac who’s putting everything in flames

hawks: that’s not true dabi

dabi: *scoffs* you’re really sweet if that’s what you think, birdy

hawks: maybe... but i am the one who loved you when you went insane.

dabi: ...

hawks: you still think that you are the crazy one?

#dabi is going through major internal love crisis rn #hotwings: let’s go be crazy together forever #also dabs: 🥹🥹🥹 #late nights and cigarettes #late nights and cigarettes talks #who’s the craziest bitch contest #hotwings incorrect quotes #hotwings #incorrect bnha quotes #dabi #hawks #incorrect hotwings quotes #toya todoroki #keigo takami #touya todoroki #dabihawks #my hero academia #boku no hero acedamia #touyahawks #toukei #league of villains

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#dabi #cursed valentines #feel free to use it #dabi valentines #my hero academia #hotwings incorrect quotes #mha valentines #bnha valentines #happy valentines #valentines day #bnha #mha #boku no hero memes #boku no hero academia #bnha memes #bnha edit

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#i’m sorry xD #(im not sorry) #all might valentines #all might #yagi toshinori #my hero academia #hotwings incorrect quotes #cursed valentines #mha valentines #bnha valentines #happy valentines #valentines day #bnha memes #bnha edit

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#i couldn’t stop myself #BOOM #bakugo katsuki #bakugo valentines #hotwings incorrect quotes #bnha #mha #cursed valentines #mha valentines #bnha valentines #happy valentines #valentines day #bnha memes #bnha edit

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#all might #my hero academia #hotwings incorrect quotes #all might valentines #yagi toshinori #cursed valentines #mha valentines #bnha valentines #happy valentines #valentines day #cursed #bnha memes #bnha edit

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#shigaraki tomura #feel free to use it #cursed valentines #mha valentines #bnha valentines #happy valentines #valentines day #shigaraki valentines #my hero academia #hotwings incorrect quotes #bnha memes #bnha edit #cursed #cursed bnha

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#yes there’s more #himiko toga #toga himiko #cursed valentines #mha valentines #bnha valentines #happy valentines #valentines day #my hero academia #hotwings incorrect quotes #bnha memes #bnha edit

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#it depends on the day #sometimes it’s less than kfc #hawks #cursed valentines #mha valentines #bnha valentines #happy valentines #valentines day #hotwings incorrect quotes #my hero academia #keigo takami #bnha edit #bnha memes #hawks bnha #hawks valentines #kfc

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i’ve got something special for you.

happy bnha cursed valentine’s day✨

#bnha valentines #cursed valentines #dabi #mha valentines #hotwings incorrect quotes #happy valentines #valentines day #bnha dabi #mha dabi #bnha edit #bnha memes

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dabi: birch.

hawks: what did you just called me??

dabi: *louder* BIRCH

hawks: ????? what? why did you call me like some freaking tree? what the hell?

dabi: it’s not a tree, it’s a bird bitch - birch.

hawks: and now he is a fucking poet...

#dabi writes haikus #about birches mostly #hawks’ thoughts: why do i even try #also hawks: write me one about crispy chicken #birch is a thing now #dabi #hawks #hotwings #hotwings incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect hotwings quotes #my hero academia #keigo takami #toya todoroki #boku no hero academia #birch #dabihawks #bnha #mha #mha incorrect quotes #toukei

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*the newest heroes campaign about safe seggs just dropped, a catchline says ‘now we can protect you even in your own bedroom’ and from now on every condom pack has a pro hero face on it*

*meanwhile the league (with hawks obviously) is chilling in their hideout*

toga: *throws all the heroes condoms at the table* guys! look what i bought!

hawks: oh no...

twice: i’d rather get hiv. THIS IS SO FUN!

shigaraki: do you have any with eraserhead? ...i’m asking for a friend

spinner: *looking at shigaraki* wtf dude?

dabi: *snatches a couple of packs from the table* lemme take a look at this shit...

dabi: *he picks the one with hawks’ face on it and shows it to his birb* nice babe, what’s the catchphrase? ‘too fast for your own good’?

hawks: *his cheeks burning* dabs, stop that

dabi: *still making fun of the whole thing* protect me hero hawks!

hawks: daaabiiii

shigaraki: you guys are disgusting...

dabi: *laughing* no, no, that’s fun! but when you told me you wanted to protect people, i imagined it a little bit differently, birdy

hawks: you know, it’s not like i had a choice. besides maybe it is fun. look, we should try out this one *he shows dabi a condom with endeavor’s face on the pack*

dabi: ...now all my desire for you is gone forever. that’s not funny. i don’t like it.

hawks: *laughs getting his hand with endeavor condoms closer to dabi* no? come ooon

dabi: ewwww! stop or i will throw up!

hawks: what? you don’t like it? endeavor is SO HOT tho

dabi: GROSS!!!

#just imagine this shit #so even villains have to buy hero condoms #hatefuck is more real than ever xD #dabi has been beaten by his own weapon #protect me keigo 😩😩😩 #keigo surely protects dabi very often #being safe by all means #dabi is now traumatized #more than usually #dabi #hawks #hotwings #hotwings incorrect quotes #incorrect hotwings quotes #hotwingscore #shigaraki tomura #toga himiko #spinner #twice #league of villains #dabihawks #my hero academia #keigo takami #toya todoroki #incorrect bnha quotes #boku no hero academia #bnha dabi #bnha #mha