#hotwings incorrect quotes

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

dabi: birch.

hawks: what did you just called me??

dabi: *louder* BIRCH

hawks: ????? what? why did you call me like some freaking tree? what the hell?

dabi: it’s not a tree, it’s a bird bitch - birch.

hawks: and now he is a fucking poet...

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[c512h]

Endeavor with his in laws:

Hawks: YAY we're all family now

Mirko: Does this mean I get to call you dad at work?

Bakugo: I'LL SURPASS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ONE DAY JUST WATCH!!

Shigaraki: BTW if there are illegal stuff bought with your credit card don't ask about it.

Endeavor thinking: This is my punishment, isn't it.

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[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Hawks: *Picking up a fishnet shirt and leather pants in mock disgust*

Hawks: Ummm can you stop leaving your weird goth clothes all over my house!?

Dabi: *Taking off his black band t-shirt and throwing it on the ground at Hawks' feet*

Dabi: Oops! I'm so dirty.

Hawks: *Sighing, resigned to his fate of having a messy, dramatic goth boyfriend*

Hawks: Why do I date you?

Dabi: *He's taking off his pants now* Because I'm a goddamn delight!

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[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Hawks: are you mad at me?

Dabi: no?

Hawks: coolcoolcool, your about to be.

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[writersmorgue]

anon i LOVE your addition.

maybe i’m the maggot america

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[heya-but-better]

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[fan-dweeb]

Touya: You’re telling me that you waited a whole minute for two people to get to the elevator, and they ended up not even needing the elevator

Keigo: Yeah…..

Touya: You’re an idiot

Keigo: Hey- I mean, they could’ve just been slow. Or assholes

Touya: Yeah well, you should’ve been a fast asshole

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[hopelessbluebird]

Hawks, casually laying on Touya’s lap: you know your dad was probably my gay awakening

Touya: dude what the actual fuck???

Hawks: I’m my defence I didn’t think he was real

Touya: ????

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[sanzusslutt]

omfg I just saw a something and I have to share.

Todo: if hawks and dabi are dating, does that mean that tokoyami is dabihawks's secret love child?..

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[ivyines]

Shinyo: So, when you and Keigo eventually get married-

Dabi: We’re not dating?

Shinyo: *rolls his eyes*

Shinyo: When the two of you get married, how likely do you think it is that you will change your last name to Takami?

Dabi: Hawks doesn’t even use Takami.

Shinyo: *prolonged sigh*

Shinyo: Yes, but have you considered how much it will annoy Enji?

Dabi:

Dabi: Go on...

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[toga-time]

Mr Compress: So, how's your honeymoon?

Hawks: It was awesome. Dabi got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.

Hawks: He said "good luck trying to return me without the receipt."

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[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

*in the middle of a fake fight*

hawks: *whispering* throw your flames at me

dabi: what? this is a stupid idea

hawks: throw your fucking flames at me

dabi: are you sure babe?

hawks: *whispering aggressively* yes, that’s the moment

dabi: *sighs* all right

*2 hours later at the hospital*

hawks: i hate you.

dabi: i told you this was a stupid idea

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[incorrectmyhero]

Hawks: Are we fighting or flirting?

Dabi: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Hawks: Your point?

Dabi: Hawks-

Hawks: Man I thought this enemies to lovers arc would never end

Dabi: IM A ABOUT TO KILL YOU-

Hawks: Okay...and?

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[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Dabi: Hey idiot - that's my shirt you stole!

Hawks: *Looks down at the black t-shirt he's wearing that reads "Sexy Fireman"*

Hawks: Huh. Yeah, that's yours alright. If you want it back, you'll have to take it off me. *Gives Dabi the biggest shit eating grin*

Dabi: *Smirks* I'll accept that challenge.

Shoto: CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE NORMAL FAMILY DINNER WITHOUT YOU TWO TRYING TO BONE EACHOTHER!?

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[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Spinner: Dabi, I need help.

Dabi: ...with what?

Spinner: How did you know that you were in Love with Hawks?

Dabi: I'm in love with Hawks!?

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[littletealights]

hawks: i call him boy toy because it’s similar enough to his name that it makes him squirm… but i’m also calling him a slut. and that’s its own brand of fun

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