#incorrect dabihawks

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Hawks: are you mad at me?

Dabi: no?

Hawks: coolcoolcool, your about to be.

#dabihawks #hotwings #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect league of villains #incorrect dabihawks #dabi x hawks #toukei #bnha dabi #bnha hawks

[solorfainiel]

Hawks: Hey Dabi, what do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Dabi: If you say “addictionary” I swear, I’ll break up with you.

Hawks: …I was going to say “high definition” but yours is better

#incorrect dabihawks #incorrect quotes #dabihawks

[sinnamonpork]

Keigo: I'm in love with the hottest man on the planet

Keigo: Literally

Touya:

#Keigo: when I called you hot stuff I didn't mean this #how is my mans still alive #ive been grieving your death for over a year already #deym #dabihawks #todoroki touya #pro hero hawks #dabi x hawks #takami keigo #dabi #touya x keigo #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect dabihawks #bnha #mha #imagines

[denkzies]

dabi : im sure all the pigeons are very impressed

hawks : [laughing]

dabi : what? whats so funny?

hawks : oh, pigeons are my favorite food

#HAWKS IS A PEREGRINE FALCON #they commonly eat pigeons! #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero acadamia #bnha #keigo takami #mha hawks #the league of villians #incorrect lov #incorrect mha #incorrect mha quotes #villian hawks #found family my beloved #<3 #incorrect dabihawks #dabihawks #mha dabi #touya todoroki #toukei

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Hawks: I'm going to torture you Dabi: Kinky. Go on. Hawks: I think you’re sweet and beautiful Dabi: …Wait what- Hawks: I know deep down you care for others, and you deserve to be cared for as much as you care for them Dabi: Absolutely not Hawks: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard Dabi: I need a safeword!

#keigo takami #dabi #dabihawks #bnha #league of villains #league of villains incorrect quotes #mha #my hero academia #suggestive

[c512h]

Endeavor with his in laws:

Hawks: YAY we're all family now

Mirko: Does this mean I get to call you dad at work?

Bakugo: I'LL SURPASS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ONE DAY JUST WATCH!!

Shigaraki: BTW if there are illegal stuff bought with your credit card don't ask about it.

Endeavor thinking: This is my punishment, isn't it.

#todoroki family #the todorokis #todofam #keeping up with the todorokis #dabihawks #hotwings #toukei #fuyurumi #fuyuko #icebunny #todobaku #bakutodo #tdbk #natshig #shiganatsu #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

dabi: birch.

hawks: what did you just called me??

dabi: *louder* BIRCH

hawks: ????? what? why did you call me like some freaking tree? what the hell?

dabi: it’s not a tree, it’s a bird bitch - birch.

hawks: and now he is a fucking poet...

#dabi writes haikus #about birches mostly #hawks’ thoughts: why do i even try #also hawks: write me one about crispy chicken #birch is a thing now #dabi #hawks #hotwings #hotwings incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect hotwings quotes #my hero academia #keigo takami #toya todoroki #boku no hero academia #birch #dabihawks #bnha #mha #mha incorrect quotes #toukei

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

#incorrect lov #in light of what the Fuck is going on in the bnha manga right now???? #i had a grand total of like 4 afo quotes in my respository and this was the last one left #but seriously what the fuck is happening #i tuned out for like 2 years and i come back to deku [SPOILERS] and shiggy [SPOILERS] and afo [SPOILERS] #like WHAT #guys i dont actually know if dabi is alive is he alive #is hawks alive??? #hell is bakugou alive????? last i heard bro got Wasted #im only here because ive been procrastinating on coursework for the past 48 hours and im trying to keep the streak going #it's 6 am ive been up since i awoke from my nap at midnight #only thing of actual substance i know is that hawks and dabi got 4th and 5th place in the most recent popularity poll #good for them soulmates #dabihawks #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #all for one

[fan-dweeb]

When I say I want dabihawks whump, what I mean is I want Hawks to randomly FaceTime Dabi in the following scenario

Hawks: heyyyyyyyy Hot stuff

Dabi: Hawks???

Hawks: s-sorry. But I think- I think I might need some help

Dabi: Hawks??????

Hawks: ‘s jus’ a small scratch. But I can’t-

Dabi: Hawks??

Dabi: Hawks!

Dabi: Shit that’s a lot of blood

Dabi: You know bones are supposed to be inside your fucking body right?

Dabi: I’m on my way birdie, hang in there

#and then they kiss #Dabi is doing his best to fix hawks up #insert #big brother Dabi #dabi x hawks #anime #bnha #bnha hawks #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect quotes #text post #bnha dabi #dabihawks #dabi is touya #todoroki touya #mha #keigo takami #touya x keigo #whump scenario #hurt/comfort

[arguablysomaya]

hawks: you can't "i'm just a little guy" your way out of this one cunt dabi: yes i can fuck you hawks: please... use commas... dabi: yes, i can fuck you

#incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha #mha #Boku no hero academia #my hero academia #dabihawks #bnha dabi #dabi #hawks #bnha hawks #keigo takami #takami keigo #todoroki touya #touya todoroki #incorrect quotes

[theotherhalfoftheshell]

Spinner: Dabi, I need help.

Dabi: ...with what?

Spinner: How did you know that you were in Love with Hawks?

Dabi: I'm in love with Hawks!?

#spinner: soooo can you help or...? #incorrect dabihawks #incorrect league of villains #dabihawks #hotwings #toukei #incorrect bnha quotes

[solorfainiel]

Hawks: You're cute when you're angry

Dabi: Then I'm about to get really fucking adorable

#incorrect dabihawks #dabihawks #hawks bnha #dabi bnha #incorrect quotes

[sinnamonpork]

I heard this audio on tiktok where it goes:

"If you give a man a candle, he'll be warm for a few hours. BUT if you set the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)"

Tell me that wasn't what happened in the dabihawks divorce. Holy shit I couldn't stop giggling imagining Touya telling that to their kids while Hawks watches horrified. Hawks questions why he went ahead and married the pretty arsonist.

#dabihawks #todoroki touya #pro hero hawks #dabi #dabi x hawks #takami keigo #touya x keigo #i should probably sleep already #dabihawks divorce has me in their clutches #i can't get over it #mha #bnha #imagines #incorrect dabihawks #incorrect bnha quotes

[silversynaesthesia]

#boku no hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #dabi #league of villains #todoroki touya #dabihawks #hawks #takami keigo #anime #mlm ship

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Dabi: Hey idiot - that's my shirt you stole!

Hawks: *Looks down at the black t-shirt he's wearing that reads "Sexy Fireman"*

Hawks: Huh. Yeah, that's yours alright. If you want it back, you'll have to take it off me. *Gives Dabi the biggest shit eating grin*

Dabi: *Smirks* I'll accept that challenge.

Shoto: CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE NORMAL FAMILY DINNER WITHOUT YOU TWO TRYING TO BONE EACHOTHER!?

#my hero academia #boku no hero academia #mha #bnha #boku no academia #boku no hero #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect bnha quotes #todoroki family #touya todoroki #shouto todoroki #mha hawks #bnha hawks #hawks #dabi #todoroki touya #dabi my hero academia #bnha manga #dabihawks #mha dabi #bnha dabi #dabi todoroki #keigo takami #takami keigo #mha takami keigo #bnha keigo #anime #dabihakws #hotwings #mha hotwings

[who-fucking-knows-at-this-point]

Vigilante Izuku: *pointing at Dabi* He is throwing around fire!

Vigilante Izuku: *pointing at Hawks* He can make swords out of feathers and fucking fly!

Vigilante Izuku: I swing a metal bat!

Hawks: And yet your probably the most dangerous

Vigilante Dabi: And scariest, or so I have heard

Aizawa: Says a lot really problem child.

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