#league of villains incorrect quotes

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Hawks: I'm going to torture you Dabi: Kinky. Go on. Hawks: I think you’re sweet and beautiful Dabi: …Wait what- Hawks: I know deep down you care for others, and you deserve to be cared for as much as you care for them Dabi: Absolutely not Hawks: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard Dabi: I need a safeword!

#keigo takami #dabi #dabihawks #bnha #league of villains #league of villains incorrect quotes #mha #my hero academia #suggestive

[number1villainstan]

Shigaraki: I lied, I don't like sex. Don't bother trying to escape, the doors and windows are all locked. Now. Here's why the Warden and Ancient Cities are so important to Minecraft lore

#shigaraki tomura #tomura shigaraki #funny #shitpost #meme #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #league of villains incorrect quotes #league of villains #lov

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

*just another villain monopoly evening in lov hideout*

toga: 1...2...3... i won!! I WON!!! *starts jumping all excited and shaking twice’s arm*

shigaraki: *stands up blowing the table over* i hate this game.

shigaraki: i’m going to play minecraft *leaves*

*everyone freezes for a moment (except for hawks who is busy counting his monopoly money)*

dabi: ...jeeez someone is touchy

#shigaraki hates losing #it’s totally their thing to play board games #anyway i think dabi and hawks bought together the biggest hotel in the game just because they can #playing monopoly u can lose all your friends and family xD #league of villains chaos energy #league of villains #league of villains incorrect quotes #incorrect hotwings quotes #hotwings incorrect quotes #hotwings #dabi #toya todoroki #bnha dabi #incorrect bnha quotes #my hero academia #dabi todoroki #hawks #shigaraki #toga himiko #twice bnha

[january-embers]

Twice: I did something bad and I need advice, but I don’t want any judgement or criticism

Dabi: … and you came to me?

#bnha #dabi #twice bnha #jin bubaigawara #league of villains #incorrect quotes #league of villains incorrect quotes #source: modern family

[tickly-giggles]

Hawks, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Dabi: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

#incorrect quotes #league of villains incorrect quotes #dabi mha #hawks mha #dabihawks incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes

[incorrectbatfam]

[after Jason returns from the League of Assassins]

Damian: Did you lose your job because of me?

Jason: Nah, the manager’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Damian, quietly: I knew it.

#source: lilo and stitch #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #robin #ra's al ghul #league of assassins #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc villains #dc comics

[batfamhyperfixation]

The Batkids: *all sitting on the floor huddled around a phone*

Bruce, walking up: What are you guys doing?

Tim: We're playing a new game. Its like truth or dare, except it is only dare, and all the dares are decided by a random word generator set for verbs, if we need more context we can randomly generate a noun too. Here, Steph is next, watch.

Steph: *clicks the generate a word button* 'appreciate'? *Clicks for a noun* 'Scene'? Am I supposed to go to a play? Look at the top of a mountain?

Damian: you have to get to the top of the hill, adequately appreciate the scene, and get back before your next turn, otherwise you are out

Steph: *gets up and runs out of the house*

Jason: My turn *presses the randomly generate a word button* Request *presses to randomly select a noun* cookies. Fuck yes! Alfred!

Cass, soaking wet, signing: not fair

Bruce: hey, I saw Dick's car out front, where is he?

Duke: he got 'vanish'

Tim: Still better than that time Jason got 'die'

Damian: me next, 'read'

Jason, walking in with a plate full of cookies: you gotta read and finish Pride and Prejudice before your next turn.

Damian: That's impossible! Without Dick that is only 5 people before me.

Tim: Impossible if you sit here complaining. Better hop to it.

Damian: *running to the library*

Duke, stealing a cookie: you wanna try, Bruce?

Bruce: maybe just once *clicks the button* 'grin'

Tim: Batman has to smile for an entire day fighting bad guys and dealing with the Justice League

Bruce: I don't like this game

#lets just say they didnt trust the other batkids to give them dares so this seemed like a safer option #still laughing that when i was clicking a random one for Bruce it came back with grin #like could you imagine all the villains getting creeped out when batman swoops in to stop them and he just has a huge plastered on smile on #or worse the justice league having to sit through a whole meeting with broody batman forcefully smiling the entire time #dick's laughter can be heard in the background the whole time but no one has seen him for a week #batfam #batkids #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batkids quotes #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas

[poppy5991]

#mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha memes #mha incorrect quotes #Dabi #shigaraki tomura #league of villains #text post meme

[the-league-of-villains]

Dabi, eating breakfast : Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Hawks, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen : Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE

#bnha #incorrect bnha quotes #league of villains #dabi #touya todoroki #bnha hawks #pro hero hawks #keigo tamaki

[silversynaesthesia]

#boku no hero academia #incorrect mha quotes #dabi #league of villains #todoroki touya #bnha incorrect quotes #memes

[homos-in-training]

Incorrect MHA-50 (L.O.VxReader)

Shigaraki: [finds out Y/n infiltrated the league] You played me like a fiddle

Y/n: Oh, no Shiggy fiddles are actually hard to play

Y/n: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are

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[mha-quotes-and-such]

Dabi: Everyone always says "I wouldnt wish that on my own worst enemy" Dabi: Not only would I wish it, and not only is my worst enemy my own father, but I would actively do whatever it is. Grow a spine cowards

#dabi #todoroki family #incorrect bnha quotes #league of villains incorrect quotes #league of villains #mha

[number1villainstan]

Dabi: I mean yea, not everyone likes Natsuo-- Shigaraki: There are people that don't like Natsuo? Dabi: Shigaraki: Names, Dabi. I need names.

#natshig #funny #shitpost #shiganatsu #shigaraki tomura #todoroki natsuo #bnha dabi #todoroki touya #tomura shigaraki #natsuo todoroki #touya todoroki #it physically hurts to write their names european style after so long doing asian style #bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #league of villains #league of villains incorrect quotes

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

shigaraki: dabi, listen... i have a weird question for you

dabi: shoot.

shigaraki: do you have like... daddy issues or something?

dabi, burning another endeavor photo: no, why?

#dabi issues #the rest of the league are now like: 👀 #almost everyone of them has daddy issues tbh #bnha dabi #dabi #dabi todoroki #incorrect bnha quotes #hotwings incorrect quotes #league of villains #league of villains incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bnha shigaraki #shigaraki tomura #shigaraki #toya todoroki #dabi drama queen #endeavor #my hero academia enji #my hero academia #boku no hero academia

[justanotherfangirlwup]

Tomura: I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood, and I'm not afraid to go out the same way!!

Dabi: dude, it's just monopoly, fucking chill

#shigaraki tomura #shigaraki #bnha #mha #tomura #tomura shiragaki #league of villains #dabi #touya todoroki #toya todoroki #todoroki touya #incorrect quotes #incorrect mha quotes

[tickly-giggles]

Compress, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Dabi: You're kinda ugly.

#incorrect quotes #league of villains incorrect quotes #dabi mha #compress mha #mha incorrect quotes #we're gonna pretend i didnt forget kurogiri in my fics #also christ dabi youre a dick #i love you