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ryesingerrose · 10 days

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Interviewer: Now that I finally have your attention-

Max: You don’t have my attention.

Interviewer: Charles Leclerc.

Max: I’m listening.

#formula 1 incorrect quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #disaster boyfriends

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hotwings-incorrect-quotes · 1 month

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dabi: *sitting down on the couch near hawks* move fat nugget

hawks: u think i look fat? 🥺

dabi: no birdy, i didn’t mean...

hawks: YOU THINK I’M FAT! 😫😫😫

dabi: fuck. no, i really didn’t mean that

hawks: but... you said

dabi: i know, that was stupid. i’m sorry dove

dabi: *opening his arms* c’mere

hawks: *hugs dabi* ‘kay

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aanthonyvb · 10 months

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Some E & R from my sketchbook

#modern au #enjolras is a mess #grantaire is just trying to stay sane #disaster boyfriends #enjolras has a duck tie #I’m so bad at posting stuff with context #sorry #enjolras #grantaire #enjoltaire #fanart #les miserables #E & R in my sketchbook #les mis #les mis fanart

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fantasyverses · 4 months

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Keep thinking about the post that said that Kaz and Jude would make the most deadly pair

and not because true™ but because of Inej and Cardan

Can you just imagine them?

They absolutely don't get along, but they would vibe.

Inej probably keeps him at a ten foot pole cuz he's a dick and Cardan's fine with it because she would affect his energy or some bullshit.

They are listening to Kaz and Jude having a convo and then for whatever reason they dose off for like a minute and suddenly it turned into THE scheming. Like "they are ready to take down God and they have an actually viable plan" level of unhinged scheming and suddenly Inej and Cardan understand each other.

#six of crows #the folk of the air #kanej #jurdan #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #“murder is okay” babies #and their “can you PLEASE think of literally any other solution” halves #disaster boyfriends #queen girlfriends #kaz and jude are the murder duo #they will kill you and make you think you did it yourself probably

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glitched-eyes · 5 months

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Since reading Frankenstein I really want a version of the story where Frankenstein and the creature get together. They are just such narcissistic awful people and want to smash them together and watch them create a whirlwind of destruction from them being together.

#frankenstein #maybe i should just try my hand at writing this idea #i just imagine them being the absolute worst for each other #just completely gay disasters #disaster boyfriends #mary shelley #frankenstein's monster

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virtual-cookie · 2 years

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When you and your bf have an interestingly… “unique” sense of style

#disaster boyfriends #apex legends #miraltar #mirage #elliott witt #makoa gibraltar

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gracenmoe · 5 months

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homeless, bitchless, jobless, depressed, no friends, single plant parent.

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karpachev · 7 months

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When your kid thunder doesn't like selfies :(

#finally finished this #was stuck on coloring for ages haha #but it was worth it for my boyfriends #will draw them again #raiden as some village guy: what's this technological marvel??#sorry not sorry #but imagine him using a smartphone #such a disaster #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #mk1 2023 #mk raiden #mk johnny cage #johnny cage #raiden #karpachevart

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siriuslysirius05 · 8 months

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Ice, wearing his Admiral Face™️: yeah I’m so glad Pete adopted those kids. They’re so helpful and they never cause any trouble.

(In the background:)

Phoenix is chasing Rooster, who is holding something of hers.

Hangman is cheering his boyfriend on, standing beside Coyote who is cheering for Phoenix.

Bob is laying facedown on the ground, with Yale standing over him posing for a picture (taken by Harvard) with duck lips and a peace sign.

Fanboy and Payback are making out, not paying any attention to the chaos.

Halo and Omaha are playing a very heated game of Mario Kart. Halo has a hand in Omaha’s face so he doesn’t hit her with a shell.

Fritz is sneaking up on Ice with a water gun.

Maverick is behind everyone, facepalming.

Ice: they’re such good kids. Complete professionals. The Navy should trust them more.

#top gun #top gun maverick #maverick is so done #iceman is trying his best #gotta keep them on their toes #hangster #icemav #wingmen? more like boyfriends #ice needs to keep up appearances #video taken seconds before disaster #is bob dead or just concussed?#we don’t know

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ryesingerrose · 4 months

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Max, over text: turn around ;) Max: no the other way Max: wrong way again Charles: where the fuck are you Max: at home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me

#formula 1 incorrect quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #disaster boyfriends #idiots in love

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safesoundxswift · 9 months

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zahra having a full blown panic attack at the prospect of having to diffuse yet another international incident. meanwhile alex and henry are shooting heart eyes at each other

#that poor woman just wants one day of peace #but unfortunately she is charged with organising a bisexual disaster and his raging gay boyfriend #red white and royal blue #rwrb

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tevanactually · 2 days

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