#ouat crack

[oautincorrectquotes]

Charming: *mumbling in latin*

Hook: for the last time, i'm not a demon and you can't exorcize me.

Charming: worth a try.

#captain charming #colin o'donoghue #josh dallas #david nolan #ouat prince charming #prince charming ouat #prince charming #daddy charming #captain hook #ouat hook #ouat killian #killian jones #hook #charming x hook #hook x charming #storybrooke #the enchanted forest #incorrect quotes #ouat #once upon a time #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat fandom #ouat headcanons #ouat headcanon #ouat crack #funny ouat #ouat characters #charming ouat

[demonicbaby666]

Emma: What’s it like dating me?

Regina: You ever had a migraine and been turned on at the same time?

#once upon a time #once upon a time incorrect quotes #incorrect once upon a time quotes #ouat incorrect quotes #swanqueen #swanqueen incorrect #Regina mills #Emma swan #emma x regina #swan mills family #ouat headcanon #ouat crack

[victoriously-regal]

Snow: Regina, what do you value about Emma?

Regina: She’s thoughtful. She picks flowers and brings them to me.

Snow: *smiles*

Regina: Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but…

Emma: That’s how I know they’re fresh.

#ouat #once upon a time #incorrect ouat quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrectquotes #regina mills #emma swan #ouat humor #ouat crack #snow white #mary margaret blanchard #swan queen #swanqueen #source: the good place

[victoriously-wicked]

EMMA: Hey, what time is it?

REGINA (snaps): I’m not your clock.

#incorrectquotes #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat crack #regina mills #emma swan #victorious #jadewest #torivega #swan queen #swanqueen #jori #once upon a time #ouat

[anouatblog]

Once again another ouat alignment chart 😍

#belle french #belle gold #regina mills #henry mills #robin hood ouat #ruby lucas #prince charming #zelena mills #emma swan #mr gold #rumplestilskin #rumplestiltskin #ouat rumple #snow white ouat #killian jones #aligment chart #alignment chart #ouat crack #ouat alignment chart #ouat

[goosin-around]

Emma: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?

Regina: Schrödinger's boys.

Maleficent: FUCK!

Snow: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?

Zelena: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.

Zelena: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

Emma: ...

Regina: ...

Maleficent: ...

Snow: ...

Zelena: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

#regina mills #once upon a time #maleficent #zelena mills #emma swan #swan queen #zelena #snow white #ouat crack #ouat humor #swan/mills/maleficent brotp

[thesschesthair]

Neverland Missing Scene

Point 1 to David... 👀

The mug says 'I run a tight shipwreck'- I realise the picture uploaded blurrier than expected.

#captain charming #ouat crack #ouat humor #i'm bored #and wanted banter between the lads #david hits hook unexpectedly with a burrn #and hook doesn't take it well 😂

[gracesaysyes]

he was so emma swan for this

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #nbc hannigram #hannigram #hannibal and will #emma swan #once upon a time #ouat aesthetic #ouat crack #crossover #horror #ouat rewatch

[iverna]

I feel it's worth pointing out that Killian actually did pretty well at surviving until he started bragging about it. Once he started going on about how good he was at surviving, that's really when he started dying.

Killian: "I'm an expert at surviving, I'm really incredibly good at it, no one can survive as well as me"

Emma: "STOP SAYING THAT"

#killian jones #ouat crack #captain swan

[i-smoke-chapstick]

Something I need to know

#ouat crack #ouat #once upon a time #Disney #rumplestilskin x reader #rumplestiltskin #rumple #rumbelle #regina mills #the evil queen #enchanted forest #ouat villains #wicked witch #mary margaret blanchard #Snow White #emma swan #henry mills #belle french #belle #killian jones #captain hook #ouat s7 #ouat cast #ouat headcanon #ouatedit #ouat imagine #captain swan #captainswan #golden queen #golden swan

[oautincorrectquotes]

Emma: Regina, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends?

Regina, naked in Emma's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Emma, taking off her clothes: Me neither.

#mills x swan #swan mills family #swan queen #swanqueen #emma x regina #regina x emma #lana parrilla #jennifer morrison #ouat regina #regina mills #regina the evil queen #the evil queen #the saviour #ouat emma swan #emma swan #emma ouat #incorrect quotes #ouat #once upon a time #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat fandom #ouat headcanons #ouat headcanon #ouat crack #funny ouat #ouat characters #storybrooke #the enchanted forest

[demonicbaby666]

Regina: I’m going to end you!

Emma: So like… enemies to lovers???

Regina:

Emma:

Regina: Yes.

#once upon a time #once upon a time incorrect #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #swan mills family #regina x emma #swanqueen #regina mills #emma swan #emma x regina #ouat headcanon #ouat headcanons #Emma swan headcanon #ouat crack

[victoriously-regal]

Emma: You’re mad at me.

Regina: I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.

Emma: Oh, come on. Everyone knows that’s worse!

#once upon a time #ouat #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #incorrectquotes #incorrect quotes #regina mills #emma swan #swan queen #swanqueen #ouat crack #ouat humor #source: the good place

[victoriously-wicked]

🎶In the arms of an angel…🎶 @whipjack

I present to you, the permanent (-ish) deaths of Once Upon a Time s3.

I got inspired binging Haley Whipjack’s s3 analysis video, definitely my favourite OUAT season video essay that has been made so far on that channel. Anyway, enjoy this piece and check out all of Haley’s OUAT videos that have been completed so far (s1-3).

#once upon a time #ouat #ouat fanart #userstorybrooke #userswanmills #peter pan #zelena mills #neal cassidy #baelfire #felix ouat #greg ouat #tamara ouat #regina mills #emma swan #rumplestiltskin #ouat edit #swanfire #onceuponatimeedit #ouat spoilers #ouat humor #ouat crack #haley whipjack

[anouatblog]

ouat alignment chart

#ouat #ouat alignment chart #emma swan #killan jones #captain hook #regina mills #henry mills #belle gold #belle french #ruby lucas #snow white #granny ouat #baelfire #zelena mills #prince charming #robin hood #aligment chart #ouat crack #ouat headers #ouat characters #ouat humor #mine

[goosin-around]

Snow: Unfollow me if you think the Earth is flat.

Regina: *seriously pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther.

Maleficent: *neutral but makes polls to start fights, "Is the Earth flat? Let's discuss!"*

Emma: *not a flat-earther but makes "the Earth may be flat but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*.

Zelena: *actual flat-earther.*

#regina mills #once upon a time #snow white #zelena mills #maleficent #emma swan #ouat crack #ouat imagine #ouat fanfiction #swan/mills/maleficent brotp